2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
You have 2 cows，
$ _/ D9 P& q  h$ l) LYou give one to your neighbour.

3 m( a# M" m- I& h" H- HCOMMUNISM**主义
. x: T+ R* s& B. x; c. yYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.

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4 J1 ^  s- }, H4 xFASCISM法西斯主义
You have 2 cows，
8 M0 N' Q6 ~- j* u, ~; VThe State takes both and sells u some milk.

: D1 R1 |, ^- k/ Q: QNAZISM纳粹主义
You have 2 cows，
9 B' x; y8 x& r. I1 N) T4 g: q2 {7 IThe State takes both and shoots u.

BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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4 @$ P  p% A+ E0 N, p. l8 VTRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
/ f: G+ t7 Z  a1 r- S5 z9 bYou sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
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