2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
You have 2 cows，
You give one to your neighbour.

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You have 2 cows，
# s6 P+ q8 q: O9 T) V: d  DThe State takes both and gives u some milk.
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You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.
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8 Y& a3 j5 T+ A( T5 k) f; I0 KNAZISM纳粹主义
$ q7 g6 K9 R% r. {% ?3 \* |: D8 kYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.
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' @" j: G' |. K2 S7 zBUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
5 h% x$ Q: X9 x0 mYou have 2 cows，
5 M1 ~" E/ E5 g, s# j; Q. {The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...

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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
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