2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
! K0 s+ J0 |7 ]7 \You have 2 cows，
# I/ z9 K3 r# W- Y1 M9 eYou give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM**主义
7 X4 `2 G; x2 G4 v; d0 MYou have 2 cows，
: D) `9 W0 M* {9 i2 [. U, b6 b+ vThe State takes both and gives u some milk.
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. J- j# w. m, v- T$ [! Y$ @, m$ NFASCISM法西斯主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.
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NAZISM纳粹主义
, Q  s* G" D; ]  |  nYou have 2 cows，
7 [, H& y- q# _The State takes both and shoots u.
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) L& B& V5 a! X; s0 s3 }' w2 L5 N7 n8 vBUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
& V1 E2 W2 L* j0 J; Q! |; e/ V9 |* ?The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
" Q) N5 L( g* R4 o5 j% B9 A; T/ PYou sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
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