2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
You have 2 cows，
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COMMUNISM**主义
You have 2 cows，
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FASCISM法西斯主义
You have 2 cows，
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" g/ ~" W6 K% o  ~9 dNAZISM纳粹主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.

! o+ R7 M4 A4 M" q- ?5 oBUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
) Z# T! Q# J" t6 e' [/ M) sYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...

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% q9 o) n+ y' [. e( Y. S* ~1 A1 dTRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
5 k9 {4 S0 ]$ j4 SYou have 2 cows，
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

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