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Kids in Church
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9 V) S7 w# g+ P# O. D: K* t0 N3-year-old Reese :% e4 \* [, y3 J' C
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,2 E& s6 q% q1 j2 p: I& V. D% }
Harold is his name.
' c$ V! j2 A6 l( }) z6 H: }0 ]Amen."8 a- L! @4 [: C9 t6 p' |7 l
! M4 ]- L, T! j0 l" F" UA little boy was overheard praying:" r7 C( Q$ E5 v( k, d& h
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,! B% y! I$ F6 z6 Z) j
don't worry about it.
* D4 N- f! Z: `5 |I'm having a real good time like I am."
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* S' G! W, a. v9 a9 h. M2 u, JAfter the christening of his baby brother: J/ @9 g7 D" S7 v+ q% f
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
, A( R$ v# M% n- {/ V$ v/ xin the back seat of the car. His father asked5 a. Y3 N6 m0 ?8 I5 A; ?' b: z
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
# ^9 m3 k. e/ T" k; iboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
( t. r) m0 t0 _. W2 i1 _us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted! c/ q- O* _3 q' M" T
to stay with you guys."
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4 ~/ O" E& W2 v& ^" g* w% n4 j$ {One particular four-year-old prayed,
$ K' {4 r# u* W7 D6 X"And forgive us our trash baskets as' Q: p- q; `% @# m0 f% F+ x
we forgive those who put trash in our3 Y( t& `! f o
baskets."! t: ?3 ^- H, o; f' N* k0 q
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A Sunday school teacher asked her1 x5 U, J% ]) G$ {- O# i/ d
children as they were on the way to# Z2 {) U1 S1 I \6 s2 G* z
Church service, "and why is it necessary7 z. N" ?9 b* t0 h& M ~0 ?) i
to be quiet in Church?"
+ {* o5 q, |0 e& U( g% q' Z: eOne bright little girl replied,/ c; v6 k& d; ]
"Because people are sleeping."9 ^( F u, K0 b/ ?# j4 h
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
- N. B4 L! b+ A$ K. _, yher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
5 u1 G8 T! O) r2 q& m) ?The boys began to argue over who would
' h! F9 X8 a/ wget the first pancake.
8 b5 c3 e9 C0 X5 N4 iTheir mother saw the opportunity for a% j( t( Y; B P, \+ l0 z5 |: {
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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first pancake, I can wait' ."! b/ K+ t. k7 W6 K# g9 v5 n. k
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
! W X* V& d5 ysaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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7 c$ f+ u7 c# V' [4 i4 {A father was at the beach with his children
& ]2 W. x E9 P: q- X' i) j& Y# zwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
0 R( P" n# v/ a3 \6 p: kgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, R% ?- E; ^. E& c& K
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
$ v( Y- x! B, t H. p0 y* W) y, m"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
# v$ ^& h3 Q9 }0 G1 e% v"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
/ w) n# R- Z/ ^; W pThe boy thought a moment and then said,7 t9 s* w7 v7 u
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
: P: n" P. R) s: M) A1 y5 N/ nAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old0 f5 `& A6 i" h1 e( M6 q; b! o3 f% M6 n
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the$ b# X! \- ]& }# z A7 X3 U1 Q6 l( y! W+ i
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The2 n3 \; V: n- k8 X, r, x
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
2 j" ]" ]- R( c* XThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head9 c) V; |. M" y4 o' l2 m
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these6 P2 V( D& F3 ^' Q* g3 s4 M+ y
people to dinner?"* S* m- E# H- z: [+ G3 x
/ p. b' Z- m+ ]! i$ H. s4 dCheers!!!+ B$ i! \# t( v+ L
% S7 e1 d8 \; I2 MPeace, love and happines! |
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