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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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3 E% q" s' ]& l0 E+ [3-year-old Reese :
" a7 a3 R, z6 E% c2 w  \3 `% z"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,9 ]# T! z6 Y8 }- w) {. Y- U
Harold is his name.+ A: B- F$ q; u* _8 T
Amen."  C5 L! A3 }  p& R8 ^

2 Z5 N7 t! C  g# m! ~A little boy was overheard praying:
4 ?$ s( E# Q6 t# W"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,. f8 A  ^) R1 [8 j, N5 A
don't worry about it./ D5 e  a- q9 T) S# C
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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/ l6 x8 x5 }- D6 U) _" W, A3 _' HAfter the christening of his baby brother" x& I2 q" @8 E, C
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home8 G9 E1 K! c5 }( ]" ~% V* u
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
7 Z1 p2 Q. g4 A9 U. }him three times what was wrong. Finally, the; V8 L- \0 d3 Z
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
3 g( f3 e# l+ \( m6 K$ t! @* zus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
$ S) D( R5 M( z: e2 w  R8 S( ]9 tto stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
: I0 C$ ?7 {, B0 \"And forgive us our trash baskets as1 P( O" s8 k/ a/ ~2 X/ H3 H$ K
we forgive those who put trash in our' z. _2 G' j" N
baskets."% ~7 V* _3 [! d+ m% }( M: V7 K
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A Sunday school teacher asked her- v8 Q# c5 d9 l; n
children as they were on the way to$ l& Y- B8 y& }+ k* B) O
Church service, "and why is it necessary+ u+ O7 ?2 h% O  _  X3 @% X7 D* Y
to be quiet in Church?"5 }+ m) z6 a9 h: F
One bright little girl replied,
; k' q; `' U: I$ N7 S: E* b- p"Because people are sleeping."& A! ]  Z( V3 y, P+ g& r

( ^6 l- b, T# p: eA mother was preparing pancakes for# h" g) {( h3 [+ R! X* T/ v
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.; M( X6 p) `0 s6 w" x/ `9 |
The boys began to argue over who would3 [9 P9 \2 T; L- ?6 a2 f% h
get the first pancake.9 Y( W1 r% i* |: B
Their mother saw the opportunity for a) g9 {6 e! s' r2 }- }2 X
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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first pancake, I can wait' ."
( j6 J0 {; L0 i8 k8 [6 J) ZKevin turned to his younger brother and
3 y, m/ D+ b7 Y( Qsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"9 ], W7 `$ S  i5 R
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A father was at the beach with his children
: b. N5 H0 q) ?9 n9 fwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,* x" E5 ^8 Q  U
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
+ {0 U- G! ~# k$ Q( kwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.% W, U: I: k, o
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.# A% O8 \$ ~# q  q& \
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.( y7 T5 C4 U9 d# }" k; {
The boy thought a moment and then said,! \- y" s% J$ F+ R& e* P
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
8 F& x: Q; g1 u8 ]At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
5 t; [9 |- |, O1 r  c. ]2 g5 L% W% \daughter and said, "Would you like to say the6 e) H, t4 _$ N1 D, ^/ a
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The5 n% F% \8 X7 Z8 M( e% H2 h
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."$ J$ x4 j5 L) J0 v9 F
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
4 {9 }8 ]9 T& u" i/ R" |3 N3 fand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
1 r& _9 B( |+ t3 }% U; z& Mpeople to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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7 ?5 v1 [6 Y" N$ t1 f7 P2 m: ~5 e5 \Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
% S$ C2 Q3 W+ J6 o4 sVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 3 L: Z+ X/ F6 P" J5 _1 Q6 R' N
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
! L1 c( j% z. ]"Don't be selfish!" I said.9 a* O6 H! G& S) Z, L: g
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
2 \( |0 x& _3 ?. O+ A4 W: W4 G$ w3 pI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 # W& \* I& z) X5 @4 v
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: , H  k9 a' ?9 _

6 E* |% \- H8 M1 }Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
! {. H+ }; o$ k; p; n3 u8 u"Don't be selfish!" I said.
' [/ V, P2 C; F0 {" i% W: ?) UMy boy's eyes turned ...
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% Z3 ^6 Q# }; n5 L' D好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 ! X8 T2 Q$ K) O( `& B7 N

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好好吃

& B% X! U- Q( l/ F  ?; @2 sha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 + _( u3 _6 T+ A+ J+ P% ?* H

6 q6 o, N# P# r5 R+ D$ e% Waha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
) S& w. |! U# V, t& i"Don't be selfish!" I said.
+ {, Y9 M2 S% f) kMy boy's eyes turned ...

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& [8 Z, ~& z6 z0 P5 fAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 2 p; z4 `- b5 B: K  m3 r* O5 e
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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3 P2 o- i5 k/ }4 G+ w5 G9 a3 P) wRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
% Z- ^4 s& F8 [3 V4 G/ t/ \# |$ @, ^"Don't be selfish!" I said.
$ p- T! O4 M6 l& ~, s( {* {My boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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