可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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. s! f9 c% O: a* h$ y3-year-old Reese :
2 Y) t- ~+ @' ]( Y"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
6 Q, [2 I+ \4 H$ q7 \- p' lHarold is his name.
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
( l2 E  T# b" R& E, N4 W"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
9 B2 m' w# G; xdon't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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9 H" G0 U- X1 @0 RAfter the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
7 B3 Y" l! T2 r1 l  I6 Q' f' S$ E4 nin the back seat of the car. His father asked
+ D% \8 u! h6 I6 D1 \2 G$ j3 Yhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."

' A2 P+ W1 r6 ?$ {- j" WOne particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
6 I( @2 V* i, C# ^+ ?; Z) l! `% xbaskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
2 c0 J( {; w- C+ xchildren as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
& u' V7 I" W6 Q7 a" J) Hto be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."

" Q% j, Q! l2 i* c, {9 J$ {# c  eA mother was preparing pancakes for
' V& N, }9 w4 [) I2 q) i+ f- ^her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
/ P  U7 \/ l; m6 F% X2 XTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
0 [) a7 g$ g  b# T$ O4 Gmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
0 W; v) f9 r1 f6 K( X( r. y* Bfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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3 ~" X- [2 d( u" c. h8 IA father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
! Y2 X2 L+ U* w) q/ U! Q"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
8 e* a6 \; b6 |/ x3 I. nThe boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
4 g  D3 c+ I5 t6 S; U$ _At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
. `: I4 O0 M" z, d7 c* G8 G! Oblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
  ]5 q) U, W9 Z% {5 Q: z8 Ggirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
9 k# j$ g7 v1 ^% p8 |The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
9 h* A; A1 v1 _5 I* Q! ipeople to dinner?"

Cheers!!!
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, m9 ~$ ]* e9 |( d) x8 y0 ?* a! }$ {Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

* }" K4 \) I. q7 O- Raha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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* i% ^& ?5 q5 v5 z2 q! vRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
  r) U' N  ?# s5 g, o  z: g- P! yI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

% `5 E  Y/ |8 t3 h* ^% t$ a1 b" v7 Jaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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% g9 M  b. W5 b! Y! O, a# U- \Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
/ a8 W1 l; o+ r) z. N/ }"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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$ y1 S3 K  d- s: [好好吃

4 Q* ]) j5 L9 G0 A, Q9 G8 P, S0 W6 Aha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
" F2 k1 e. _& z! x"Don't be selfish!" I said.
0 ~  S) P" i4 o! H7 A% ^My boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

9 [3 V# X6 J+ A: L  v. ?Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
3 k/ ~5 C3 W% PMy boy's eyes turned ...

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5 @  m( r1 [3 K- X2 z* L  z' |7 q5 kThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby