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Kids in Church
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3 E1 m! S1 U& C0 ^& u- ^3-year-old Reese :
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Harold is his name.9 u$ _" x/ V* |: B: h
Amen."
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) D0 `$ |) R& w5 v2 r; E! QA little boy was overheard praying:. a2 J) z: M# R" U
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
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' O7 D+ H Y0 ?, d% o8 g) |I'm having a real good time like I am."2 R9 p6 B1 c8 c% O$ h
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After the christening of his baby brother
) D" i% f U( Q0 ain church, Jason sobbed all the way home; `! ^; Y3 a0 t! B# K9 K& y7 Z
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
2 X) c7 B2 b' s; x- D% N5 ]him three times what was wrong. Finally, the" x5 B. F) {, N, i, T: J9 {
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
& a& b1 a* P* S: |! lus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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* M" G3 V$ [" \0 ]2 w+ J- DOne particular four-year-old prayed," @" j. G) M& u: ~+ c* G; }5 u) ^
"And forgive us our trash baskets as# |+ Q; L; _' Z- y9 Y
we forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
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, I$ H0 L8 d7 V4 R( rChurch service, "and why is it necessary
3 s: O4 H# e% s; [1 ito be quiet in Church?"
+ M4 r7 T0 w. ~One bright little girl replied,
1 k7 a5 ~# I/ H9 V( X" d; D* O"Because people are sleeping."( s$ A1 h& a$ \: C0 w, L( m
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A mother was preparing pancakes for [: U. h: `; E+ d
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
/ V/ }' L( k6 N0 h; Z: X" mThe boys began to argue over who would- Y \3 R2 [: P
get the first pancake.7 A8 \5 m( e3 n% K. i9 q
Their mother saw the opportunity for a0 N: B3 o/ J& J
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He- {3 r, I. k* Y c1 {0 p
would say, 'Let my brother have the
6 E* M9 H, O+ y* Z+ S" r1 E8 U0 Lfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
' M$ [# J/ ~8 B: MKevin turned to his younger brother and
4 Y) y' B: D/ ?" K3 Y; b6 dsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"0 C8 m" p- _5 t! W, v( d" F
5 _2 T( U! _: @& S/ i8 p# }8 AA father was at the beach with his children) |& }5 |/ ?4 t9 |* w; Q
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,& h4 [) G7 K7 ]5 ]* W* L* T
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore% R/ ?. C- X7 P
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.) P" y9 q; @% Q! [) L
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
3 k# B/ d$ I, ~3 p4 R"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
9 R/ m ?( Z$ j9 Y4 B$ Y- D, b IThe boy thought a moment and then said,
2 c" l7 Z2 P- ?& d+ u- h"Did God throw him back down?"8 o5 s! [- Y5 \: ?% \
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
0 y& w* I5 A# XAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old6 T' j3 ^+ M8 K
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
6 c! S$ s$ {- Dblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The8 q8 H6 k) X1 ^% Q! t( R) F
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."' h9 `1 T+ b* p# P
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head" k+ c3 A( n* E: {3 K
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these4 j( x+ J6 J; W. C
people to dinner?"
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# |: P. Q; r& j8 NCheers!!!
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' ]# s9 r+ j# @: @+ ?; J, G2 SPeace, love and happines! |
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