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Kids in Church
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1 w5 u1 r/ ~7 U2 l/ B9 ^" H3-year-old Reese :
& I2 v2 n. C# X( ]" @& a"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
( U" f) {* h: y' mHarold is his name.
$ d+ `0 d) ]; A) h" F) SAmen."# g1 E9 D* ]/ l, J5 q( I
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A little boy was overheard praying:
; X" H3 V! _9 \1 O C1 s"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
% ~- d0 Y) L1 ~* Odon't worry about it.
e0 u" x5 y! T% `/ s, l# ^4 Q; I% fI'm having a real good time like I am."
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9 k# d8 t, ]3 S5 o1 q( b- ], v3 rAfter the christening of his baby brother, t: U9 D, ?+ t" |
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
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him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
$ X0 f$ v, \( Z9 t! v8 l+ u/ ^boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted+ L, t$ w" a; u6 {: r3 l
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted1 y( H( O8 w0 ^' ~
to stay with you guys."+ Z# I" V% g$ v2 w* K A% E7 {
1 i- i: U& f" W" @$ COne particular four-year-old prayed,) ]7 d( c/ w' ~7 j6 u: O
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
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baskets."+ ` b/ }/ J+ h! S( g
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A Sunday school teacher asked her2 T$ R; v0 N6 w
children as they were on the way to
0 b; N x- K; B$ i! e* KChurch service, "and why is it necessary
8 w3 h! p6 B7 F# q: P' ^8 kto be quiet in Church?"8 [ W0 S3 b* M( x( d) X- {
One bright little girl replied,# l3 f+ }: D# g: X% t- \: ]4 U1 G
"Because people are sleeping."
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' ^/ ^$ K4 h$ }- D: h, ~A mother was preparing pancakes for' W( x' d# j6 a l, N1 U6 K# ^3 |
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.* d. p0 B* ~' c6 c) r2 ~
The boys began to argue over who would; k- j' i3 M# c0 c9 h% S& [ c
get the first pancake.
: ?8 T9 o# d0 `/ d$ m3 fTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
/ P% z$ t. @; `/ a2 jmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He* X, `/ x4 B' U2 X: A1 o9 ?
would say, 'Let my brother have the
' l8 Q* }% ^5 S) H' z O* |first pancake, I can wait' ."
8 s K& I8 Z+ WKevin turned to his younger brother and5 n4 m* L) ~0 v! w
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"# b i* Q: }: Z& {1 o% h3 [
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A father was at the beach with his children
0 k# L: r3 D8 h. R$ Q& Jwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
' [- ~- V& |3 n8 |) c) H5 `grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore l- b3 m- V7 ]0 ?7 J# R
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.; N9 w N/ V. V( M& |- p# @% H, I
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
* f4 Q7 ]; Z$ V2 v"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
# S5 ]0 F& T9 p% h1 c5 I) EThe boy thought a moment and then said, e/ {3 N' g: k% A7 g# z7 ~
"Did God throw him back down?"& ^% S* t* T. o4 g/ r- o- _
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A wife invited some people to dinner.4 Z8 A8 t3 f% Z7 g# W T$ U6 o
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
2 B' O- T/ S6 O8 w, ?daughter and said, "Would you like to say the2 u) \ o6 i/ j
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
" u j! W( B- y1 c! G% S) Xgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
7 d" e- f) @8 A' {. V1 R& p! @The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head3 h2 C( h& Q& L
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these$ L( v# Y: N# L$ {
people to dinner?"
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; w% g( f# j* vCheers!!!. ?1 X8 S. B+ A! \" a, }# M
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Peace, love and happines! |
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