可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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+ {% D  N+ j! h7 b/ y3-year-old Reese :
+ o( q3 B$ S5 v& ^" R"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
9 X! ]  i3 n3 Q$ ?4 ^8 iAmen."

A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
4 w# X4 X9 \6 h. Cdon't worry about it.
% L9 ]- e) l5 ^% i" dI'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
5 q! r4 G$ J' y; R$ x; ?8 [him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
. U) }- r) H8 Z! Mwe forgive those who put trash in our
" D, x% n9 [6 q: _! wbaskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
1 l5 b6 [4 p# j* u5 }children as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
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One bright little girl replied,
7 S& o7 T- U# G, n3 C9 m"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
% F2 D( H) y9 [! M/ F; {get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
: x+ [% W5 A+ k- x, K% \moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
( G5 ?2 h& h2 O2 N. Ffirst pancake, I can wait' ."
% l- @( ~) c# f1 {/ a  w; o1 G$ YKevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
$ T2 L0 g0 l9 I# S( Y8 }when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
. {) W, o& A. P: P6 v5 r% Z"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
  Q+ w+ A- U7 \$ _4 z+ E, {The boy thought a moment and then said,
6 Y6 D) I  a# }  R; ?. S( K( }"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
$ t2 N; X% j: H8 N% I9 wAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
: A+ o/ I' U2 s$ p/ y* E; M* Gdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
  R5 s7 ^. J- g- m; K4 e5 B- kThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
3 C$ r" M5 g  x; {" M1 ]7 c4 y% iand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
" J0 C. ^/ Q, o# H) L7 @people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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! H! o1 u( }2 f) ]0 R  u' DPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
1 f8 i( D1 g- H5 h; z- ~2 I% V, JMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

. e' o% U& Y0 k$ S! s! }! ?aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
/ `' H, j& q( r8 }8 R7 p7 j"Don't be selfish!" I said.
) C9 H% Y# w) B/ s( _" ~/ cMy boy's eyes turned ...

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( v$ s! ^/ P7 i  v好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

! Z: ^7 }$ b" x; r8 gRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
  e# I  y  I  f( X/ jMy boy's eyes turned ...

6 }5 f# t. g% G6 M* N: G5 d6 s0 aAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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& N) V2 x9 d( w: naha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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& h* i, C- o, b1 ^2 ?7 LRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
$ J) D0 q& p+ x+ }. HMy boy's eyes turned ...

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" C1 `- k( q0 J5 qThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby