可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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2 ~+ d  Z! e  g. W  z2 c+ C2 e* l3-year-old Reese :
8 p8 D" u& o- E) g4 a"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
Amen."
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. v# Y+ Q7 Y& T  D# yA little boy was overheard praying:
5 l9 ~6 S0 X) \. j  m$ k"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."

9 G$ M/ k# ?' d8 ^& BAfter the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
( y5 Y% T/ J2 v( ]him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
; L2 h0 @! q: a" ^6 H. wus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
! O( k8 R! G5 ~1 X"And forgive us our trash baskets as
1 v2 W- T3 N, e/ swe forgive those who put trash in our
2 J- S6 n' T2 c. Ybaskets."

A Sunday school teacher asked her
* e: p4 i, |- l% ]children as they were on the way to
8 X$ r9 A. \1 j( ]- PChurch service, "and why is it necessary
- s9 o9 [9 X! n3 a  b$ ito be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
- b6 e/ ]) T* G/ ]2 I" D"Because people are sleeping."
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, t" \0 e4 R" b& |. ?7 p0 ^/ ZA mother was preparing pancakes for
( b0 V: Y' Y* x2 g5 R* u( Jher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
) x: i/ A( }9 MThe boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
0 r  n0 G% c3 ^; d. J5 K. ITheir mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
9 y, L( L' H1 U! cfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

  Q2 h8 L' L: N2 @! rA father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
) O$ _8 T5 w4 V. u: ]where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
3 h6 s/ c; O% V) K' F; _" j"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
* p, f' ^7 w$ ?7 \. z! kThe boy thought a moment and then said,
5 g( t# u8 }) |. t$ M( ^5 y"Did God throw him back down?"

+ T3 n# B1 ^6 T3 B: LA wife invited some people to dinner.
, S! p! N4 p0 {# j* d! WAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
1 c4 D/ I# f% b2 @blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
2 L; R, ~4 ^- i7 `: u' B8 N6 Zand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
+ @8 S7 Q, o) Ypeople to dinner?"

Cheers!!!
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6 \7 p! }) p" EPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

5 b' G% `" ]: _( F/ k) u9 q& A1 Waha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

2 j4 O5 u/ Q  d& r. y: w. IRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
+ m5 B+ n1 ^6 a# c/ B# iMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
3 I' E0 a( B7 ?* _& E5 f  f8 ~I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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1 w, k) n6 [" C3 w4 Z& y, H$ Waha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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& M- @. q1 d/ w9 o/ URecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
. O6 ^) [! h2 \"Don't be selfish!" I said.
. d3 L+ ]/ \( S  D+ vMy boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

. b1 g8 G) y) M+ T; X0 Kaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
" m& }0 p$ d5 n5 O  F"Don't be selfish!" I said.
; _5 D, ~2 J- y4 ~My boy's eyes turned ...

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8 r* Q$ w5 `, f  t6 Q. T) G9 fAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

+ [1 H, i& t/ b0 v2 u) J( ]aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
- y: h( t$ T) F* v) |; AMy boy's eyes turned ...

Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby