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Kids in Church9 ?4 X' ^: X3 S. S
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3-year-old Reese :
/ v( m/ j2 o7 g# A" B9 ^"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
8 ?; ]/ |) f Z; U# Z Q' m. YHarold is his name.; z% {3 r; b, G$ L7 R
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
3 c" E1 [3 g- c) L5 e2 ?. g9 {"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,1 k; i ~& n2 l U6 y
don't worry about it.
. u( T( l" f; l! @8 Q6 h" ?I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
7 H1 {3 M* L5 oin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
; j/ x( [( e* _4 D' P: B7 N; ain the back seat of the car. His father asked
% e# {0 V. I) Uhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
g3 q: x3 Y: |boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted0 U H7 M- `+ z3 W- r+ g
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
) w# _0 k) _/ rto stay with you guys."0 ?3 K# _7 `. I7 X" `
7 A/ I$ x l2 j! S3 o- {1 TOne particular four-year-old prayed,
7 ^7 X9 l) q7 _5 L- n"And forgive us our trash baskets as
1 w5 f3 o" S) @( i9 c/ Ewe forgive those who put trash in our
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* E B- u5 Q& s, v) y3 j8 ^A Sunday school teacher asked her
" J. M3 [$ j9 h* a5 I! Uchildren as they were on the way to
5 J2 ]. e( E8 S3 t' F4 gChurch service, "and why is it necessary1 L4 N! }2 D- m/ C( _+ z8 Z" ?
to be quiet in Church?" C1 X0 f5 O1 F2 ~, y7 p' {0 {
One bright little girl replied,9 `8 ^* B+ L1 C4 ]; e# o
"Because people are sleeping."; K; }2 ~3 q2 A+ ?) e5 R9 u1 c
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
/ X2 y9 g7 ?- s3 t$ }8 wher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.5 ^! ^- W! s( e8 z5 A2 r. _5 N
The boys began to argue over who would0 ^7 ^* y1 F6 [! X$ ?' H: |. w; E
get the first pancake.7 W$ Q s# S& q' S0 a0 Y- u
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
* a5 i" R' N% V' {- ]; J. Ymoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He7 E0 }8 U; C9 O8 h
would say, 'Let my brother have the; B: U3 ^- k0 \' O
first pancake, I can wait' ."4 ^# [5 `5 U4 H. B& r
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
8 u6 o" G4 y% i8 W; o& h/ xsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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- H D- ^+ V0 r tA father was at the beach with his children
+ M3 a9 q- ~- Mwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,( q8 }. k7 G" Y% b& o* s8 X2 D
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
( U0 D& k% Z" Y- N" qwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
- R2 M2 l( x9 C p+ W"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.: b, a. t& Q- o# n
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.7 W; ]- O' j( x! t7 j. _
The boy thought a moment and then said,# K3 \2 e3 G: n$ P( Z) M0 c! s a6 T
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
5 {1 z4 J+ Y. O# B' a: o" UAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old; O( g% e3 E& i* I
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the' p7 ~* t5 C7 u$ y) [4 {
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The" P2 l" L- j& l/ U% W$ w1 D0 I
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say." N3 r- S" i c9 H, y6 g* {
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head3 h2 L0 r: k- y' d3 }$ B
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
0 E8 s7 h; @! s5 J. Xpeople to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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0 e0 H! `, Q- B$ w" N' PPeace, love and happines! |
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