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Kids in Church: r' q) F/ `# X! c+ M% T
' k: b4 ^; A, e3-year-old Reese :7 b# }; V, `% C4 J5 F2 i
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven," X g7 Y: C! L
Harold is his name.
% y% h6 e1 i# P3 S' P5 EAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
$ q1 g& i* S* _$ [: ]3 K+ E1 N"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,) ~: D2 b; A- G! R, S
don't worry about it.
0 P' k3 R+ \3 a% }# @8 |& ` @/ lI'm having a real good time like I am."
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: O# b$ U0 m! PAfter the christening of his baby brother9 W2 o( O6 K# p1 s
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home7 m+ W) C, w; Z0 v! Y
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
; G5 o9 z% F) Z* q- y1 @him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
, L4 A. h+ j! k. }: D' uboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
: s$ n0 l: h8 ^' yus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted6 x6 {: w* B; o3 N+ R2 [( T# ^
to stay with you guys."4 z4 Q1 _0 o! w9 W4 ^2 U
6 m7 s n; t; R# `One particular four-year-old prayed,$ v! L N0 C+ ~1 c# a
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
# }- g& ] a W" ^ q8 kwe forgive those who put trash in our
! K' q" K; F: h: M; f( `baskets."# l5 m' x5 N' }* P3 d. l
5 R5 w. h. w# |A Sunday school teacher asked her6 X3 d# m. V( p3 P! N
children as they were on the way to1 r* T- T" r! _: T) G, y
Church service, "and why is it necessary
+ @. ~5 Y$ P6 B) P1 P5 Pto be quiet in Church?"
5 m2 m( ^8 `; {; mOne bright little girl replied,
$ A) O5 A6 }$ [! m" e6 }5 Q"Because people are sleeping."
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) C( l/ K6 V4 H# p4 _A mother was preparing pancakes for% ~ \7 q( ^9 K9 A# Z
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
6 I4 `: E6 F9 ?: jThe boys began to argue over who would( |9 y8 R: u1 x, C7 p' d
get the first pancake.+ h9 f$ O" t$ l+ h+ P
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
3 D$ [4 I) k5 v* T! I6 Pmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He3 _5 z& M, r9 Z' [
would say, 'Let my brother have the
" P% V Z3 U9 |6 R3 t' J# bfirst pancake, I can wait' ."+ b% E6 _1 [, l1 p* `
Kevin turned to his younger brother and1 u/ ~- `0 v `
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"4 h7 w5 ]# j+ s. y
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A father was at the beach with his children
- m8 w; B' f9 qwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
& a2 o) T; K. A- Wgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore/ s7 V3 e- R; k0 u
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
- [' B5 I; z0 q( S) l2 w: G: n$ G' v"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
0 U" n( A; R' {, a! W"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
8 ?# k3 g2 z" n OThe boy thought a moment and then said,8 |7 H2 r/ c, L9 R; {
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.- h2 V o- n) h' T3 j8 m4 t
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
" p; [1 C; }/ M! L+ rdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
& ]: w& A( O: K9 |# xblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
! t Q" b3 \3 E* I% @2 g W6 |girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say.") S) V# p D/ e/ v, e9 F* p
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head- S o1 i7 G3 B$ D
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these. t% @' m# B, A- ^0 Q! _5 {
people to dinner?"4 D: _" p% f* H: s8 K+ ~
9 v2 y5 X- w: nCheers!!!, J7 [' Z* F* Z" C2 P
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Peace, love and happines! |
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