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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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8 [, P( r: d4 E$ V& O! b" R* G# jTake off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.7 l7 y* U; A7 ]$ ~4 m ]6 n* a
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. 0 |. D* Z4 L6 N" b* b/ H
1 j2 {4 G) \9 ?+ t4 b9 H' TIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- 3 x& {& N& q) A( T9 i
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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$ s8 h4 K. [3 X, z7 o5 SGet in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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' |; T- r1 T9 D3 N, i0 }Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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6 j, f0 Q% p* wWash your hair again to make sure it's clean./ b/ g. M; y& P
9 t! a0 k4 k& A4 K9 qCondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.." ^; Y& y5 r! I0 P
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. 8 h1 H0 l5 J5 H. Y& s
/ |7 F/ S2 }! ]! LWash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. 1 [* s, f( P, H9 u: Z: a
" S1 y' h( o" ~3 _0 N$ @" u lRinse conditioner off hair.
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% v( V4 F: x: u8 I. i) _2 ]Shave armpits and legs./ Z; G! k" ]. d! k( a
! F4 i( W, C0 G: s P' ATurn off shower. B5 H& h: w! n1 b5 O2 K
! y u5 f3 U- |7 KSqueegee off all wet surfaces in shower.4 y$ {& O$ R) z( N# `1 C. H
& X% B, @5 ~/ u+ a U5 cSpray mold spots with Tilex.
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& {: A: ?; ]( [ r) C# T, VGet out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. / r1 Y5 V0 d) H2 Z4 {
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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# ~# V3 j) X3 l8 E& a- T' OReturn to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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, x* x2 e# I, ]5 S; M3 w- k) nHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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& E* m- K) H0 vTake off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
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* z! b# N2 w+ b: }7 p/ Z/ ^: `Walk naked to the bathroom.7 p4 e _+ s6 s
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. ; x4 d# m1 Z2 R
- y2 O6 T6 A' LLook at your manly physique in the mirror. & A, @; z2 F1 l' B! n; V
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. ( w+ v, S) k! W) O
5 _3 t3 c& ]: `0 J* {4 ZGet in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
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3 | L6 I+ _4 C" p: p" |* m! qBlow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. " u- `- U \( ]- b4 N9 p% l
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Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. 3 C$ t3 }7 R+ F* a
! e, t6 S( Y/ y8 E: U$ _Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. 4 [1 R. Y% H4 `: S$ y
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Pee.
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5 \: ^6 {6 G( P# z+ Z; C/ V. H( n; K5 GRinse off and get out of shower.
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( K* W. m) w( \& e6 c- w$ [Partially dry off.
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0 V( K X* p$ vFail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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Admire wiener size in mirror again. 8 }: i& d6 O) ?" Z$ E, ]
) i$ s" S; u7 s5 h5 L6 [Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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9 c3 D, i0 n( [' {Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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