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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
6 ^: U" k$ F( Nfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.2 }4 X/ e7 R M5 T. u/ {
0 a8 @) W' g% E% _, T3 X+ qWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
6 T6 ]7 f, |/ Q/ K% ?) C+ O: ~Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
5 }+ Z( L' Q: A( iweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
* |. D9 r6 X3 D' G# r9 }I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue+ Y" z: d, U" r, W0 Z( m. ^- R
silk pajamas.'
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. A* j; P( M; v% B) u( xThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did( A9 w3 {: i$ `" h
exactly what her husband asked.
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0 t; L, Q: P$ D- E$ OThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.; V2 N$ w; R; H7 O
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
/ T+ Z5 c' B/ bdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'! q8 F5 y( T1 ~ N1 S
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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