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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that4 T0 x) @! l3 O
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
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5 ^" v1 ?" c5 l. V4 X' S; q3 zI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did- n/ F2 H8 s% o2 N0 L, K
exactly what her husband asked.
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: W4 J. w6 e3 o) a0 KThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.9 _* C, z( Q1 Z- T
! g& Y' V, d! T, SThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?4 E" p, i2 i9 d, c2 ]; i3 ^
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why+ m4 t' o3 l8 K8 S' ]
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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