Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
8 |4 w9 Q. N2 V7 Z) MPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
& e3 C6 a# z5 G1 Nweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'
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. x3 ]) P0 g: G# B0 V/ QThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.
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. P6 Q4 @6 k% g, t- X" LThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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' l/ P& \- A9 T6 H" B5 nThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'


1 G" x5 e& p# Y- rThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

* R) Z1 F5 w7 I1 ^6 k7 lCut off his........