Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
5 H" ^& |, K0 T" ]! f6 u$ jfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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/ h9 D4 O# K% yWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
; P; c+ D+ R; C8 p0 D, K, N) eI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'

9 N- [( v2 p3 i& [4 [The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
# u/ D; Y, M3 W+ r* pexactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

4 c( O0 C# b' Q4 W3 c  iThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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6 R; P9 I" e! ~" ]* s" Q6 [He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
# R% h0 y$ [2 i5 Ididn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'


0 h- i2 d1 j- c9 ?' v" L7 qThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........