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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go" s) P! K5 L. o
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends." d2 e& |( n2 w% b$ N
' I \. n4 k1 K2 T5 ~& U* g# BWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
/ c4 ?& E* p4 j! {9 cPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
( Y6 V3 t& S, xweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &" O# i6 c7 k& T" S4 U8 S
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue# m+ a+ H( Q' L( d8 Y9 X+ W
silk pajamas.'( Q' u" V" X+ r# v$ @, M) ]
+ E; W" `3 J( P# ^! ^/ r% t7 ZThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did4 J) v( p7 }* g- O
exactly what her husband asked.
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; c3 M) ^) G- C; `# k9 F3 XThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.: s6 M, j. b$ T$ K6 Q
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?/ {7 o7 h/ U3 |( v1 x% D+ O
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
. ?* d! e" `5 z# |7 u5 @! f( bdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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8 y0 O8 w- Z) x) C( @& j9 SThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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