Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
: A  N" c1 x6 I; m) q* Qfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

$ h  Y; {9 f& G$ [/ d1 I* hWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
& `' m8 C# W/ t8 d( O) O& f- }Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
# V9 ^, X, `1 Rweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
8 }, K7 `4 m) x! f0 _silk pajamas.'
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
  G  m# O) S- Z! {3 N& Y  Wexactly what her husband asked.

& x3 X7 X6 T# l  H. ]& f) dThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

) v1 C& ]2 a7 o4 L7 y8 nThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'

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% w; H" a+ d& t+ v8 X1 `The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
; F+ f, G. c1 }. Q5 ksmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........