Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

' I  \. n4 k1 K2 T5 ~& U* g# BWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
/ c4 ?& E* p4 j! {9 cPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
( Y6 V3 t& S, xweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'

+ E; W" `3 J( P# ^! ^/ r% t7 ZThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.
% s1 A: d. n. \4 V
; c3 M) ^) G- C; `# k9 F3 XThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
. ?* d! e" `5 z# |7 u5 @! f( bdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
/ r- x; G7 M& k4 @1 e9 Y

8 y0 O8 w- Z) x) C( @& j9 SThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
* b8 t; k# Y! xsmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

! |8 n) v% Y, @" Y( I& c; ~1 fCut off his........