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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
7 @6 O8 i F/ Z1 j1 W5 @( \, @fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.! U- d7 I3 I1 X: ~
T0 }# [1 @' _4 ?: w w; l# S% EWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that7 k, f1 H/ P" k4 `' j- ?7 O0 w3 W
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
2 X" `. p( a# m. Uweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
. F' r. [0 R/ C% S/ ]9 lI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue* s1 ` m% t0 |, @- t
silk pajamas.'2 N4 m5 H/ ]- I, b+ Z: E
/ a5 c2 p) y/ f% O8 }' z. u0 wThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did9 }2 D; S/ I, }: [; C! r1 E
exactly what her husband asked.4 u# A4 F; N- B! y8 I, ^
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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: Z7 b2 a: [; {The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?& }# x) O) d9 J5 B Y6 e
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
3 _6 ^4 ?; K* Y0 tdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'+ ?1 v0 x3 }& }4 ~0 z& R( H# d
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9 z! X# M B- H" m. d3 KThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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