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When I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day
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slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got' t7 v. k4 l; B s. X- ~
to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.'
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'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma
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that you're not holding up your side of things.'/ L" o0 F( }. D+ f7 O
9 q L' K7 K# g/ C9 Z9 ?6 MMy wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
6 k+ F* e+ ]9 C$ G25-year-old blonde; and, she would make absolutely sure that I would' v) g; Y( J3 s6 L& @9 K5 p
once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping8 c/ D- `2 E/ o) \" h9 z1 o9 `$ Z
on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.% X, p: ^" `0 r. n1 Y$ ]% Y
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Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in
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