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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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9 x+ M6 d: ]* V. ~. H8 \) eBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the0 f3 |8 d* F& o, U* {
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful2 P& y S9 E8 |' q& ], n: P% ~
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.6 U, b {) ?; n: _! b; D$ [
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and5 g2 f* N5 v9 P& b, A3 k
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious./ }# s- ^& e; {: m# [7 n) }
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
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the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be" c+ V: d6 U1 w5 I9 h
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since' p- R- d# ^* t' T. F5 P' m) ^& C
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver' i, [) X4 f; W, j0 i5 y
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
3 R3 Q6 e/ u* J5 _0 s. n# ^6 eI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and3 A3 n$ E9 C* E+ A7 g- a- \
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains, k+ N6 c2 _: `
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".* p; L" W; b" C; u1 K
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that" L0 z/ v" q# d7 u
read:
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"Dear Son.........
3 K K9 @- a; `4 }) I( hI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not" D+ M! d# U% R8 T" d4 d
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
) `9 h. N$ k) b( B ythat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
2 h* h( w; Y1 N* J4 p) T. z6 A& wgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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