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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!* a- A4 P7 z/ I) o7 e
0 V4 H/ O/ r6 O* b+ D0 DBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the, E5 j2 O. r* |7 d6 z6 f( g9 d; C% r
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
0 a6 |5 H& w+ ]5 B7 ?6 OBrians' roommate Stephanie was.. x: @ Y( i: H, O& e& y1 P$ ?) r
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
) W' u; e3 |% Z6 V4 E3 g$ YStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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) Y2 I$ b$ |! Z, ROver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.+ d0 Z$ f. G d' x# m% p v
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met; o' i5 p6 Z5 u
the eye.
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9 d! p( Y O. _+ Z7 JReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
+ V, X7 e: l& Zthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."3 Z6 f! E- f6 }. r
8 L1 d) P, N4 F! EAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since. ?* u5 `! V/ n
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
1 S& p5 y* L! `6 j& wgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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: e5 l$ v1 k9 X4 \* vBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be: o+ ]" t& [6 e- _
sure."
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: x y, h8 u3 h9 [% f8 KHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....: }% Z9 I5 b: S0 B1 H7 K b+ g
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
- j( E/ y# }) MI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains( x( n( Y) ~; g4 N5 Q/ H" _
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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; X: K( d( f8 s' T+ K8 gSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that) U" U1 b# M7 Y- v( z
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% h2 I; J7 ^4 n i$ ? @$ X"Dear Son.........
, c( H7 |5 e# ?! f3 QI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
( R; E! k0 ]1 a9 t0 A6 r& Ksaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains' J& ?* O7 C. }, a( p
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
% g+ [0 |1 w0 J) M. J- T3 k4 Jgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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