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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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# u+ ~6 |& e9 g+ W( T+ b$ rBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was., X) H) `6 r- r* z' L& S- F- a
& K2 ]. y8 E; z! gMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
( f7 ^. Y& u6 l' w: ]/ Q: ^* q0 \Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs." h( z; W. z& k4 b
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met9 p7 {9 F" F' M; Q& E
the eye.
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2 M" t4 x. S" oReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be5 z, i) f _( T; g5 L7 w( q
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."3 X4 X1 Z2 ~( X3 A6 e
6 S3 x7 z! q- q3 fAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since$ Y) a- i2 X7 R. W8 m. K% n3 a
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver. p! C/ {3 t- C! G% V
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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, b! `( r0 ~; g" bBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
" C, J. T4 Z; D. R* m1 |I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
( s# D2 \+ Z% a3 S+ U, m9 n2 PI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains7 V. |" t7 e3 E
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
1 Z6 j% J& z8 b' ^4 J% hread:
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"Dear Son.........
3 k* `: i8 T$ S" kI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
+ e+ A$ |; A+ C0 F! y" c; @/ qsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains. P! P6 R4 l2 q& _; x3 }
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
# @4 X6 P: x) r- Y) G, egravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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