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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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9 G( c( S5 `5 U/ zBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the/ p/ _/ b' i* h X( q- Q0 W
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
- S" }2 ?5 u/ \Brians' roommate Stephanie was.( ]9 c6 X* |: S2 w! g
3 v+ r& L: }8 r- [0 ~Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
' v6 X5 V% ]# W; nStephanie and this had only made her more curious.! `+ X0 J# I4 D" O: P& b1 k7 O
) M8 C7 ?9 E0 q8 _$ SOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
4 y2 H4 S5 W. F6 x7 UHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
% V, F3 k* s4 z* }4 I: othinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
! b% n1 a& P% E* F6 L' q6 Hyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
0 d: ^: V1 \- qgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"% {$ \+ B1 X. R9 Y
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be3 Q7 M/ O: ] l$ u( i& ?: P
sure."
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7 v9 z/ Z' F. M: r7 E' L- z; |8 zHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
6 |2 \: M9 f) u% X3 r, O5 II'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and+ Q% J r; ^0 g9 [
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
' Q4 S( I. J& ?( p- lthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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) T' A; r- T1 e3 w3 R"Dear Son.........
. @* g( `4 p% c, V$ JI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not$ T2 U! w6 Z& S. |5 w
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
" L& j; M/ P, P" ~* S4 n) Uthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
8 _$ f4 ` R4 |7 Dgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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