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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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+ [; }9 ?2 l& Q7 I0 i: ZBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
& F. l/ }; ^* x6 _* Zcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
5 |$ \+ c. s' E+ z6 C/ Y' CBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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0 X k) ^* R6 v) C6 b. L6 HMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and; n0 e1 c! a9 r8 w. Q" u; B
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.8 E' I3 }, ?6 M, J$ x' ?# c0 c
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.1 T# i. S G8 i/ I2 k
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
5 R& _2 Z5 T5 @6 ~thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since- }) a/ d: z" \" s5 U A! y l, I
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
7 C/ q7 r1 g$ `+ K4 pgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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0 ~+ f- D3 x" j$ j! D5 T9 ?Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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2 C6 Z. a6 F$ k, dHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
9 u' H! w/ x* o: y. NI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and+ @& n" r# `0 B1 G3 i' M
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains' O) L6 G7 S/ p/ j
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".. U2 q) E4 |" }9 ]
4 R/ h" F( ~, M6 m. JSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
6 U6 z# L3 L; {0 a1 s( e9 TI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
# y8 U' A) e- H$ ?4 Hsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
" P+ I' t: `" y+ s9 [' Pthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
" S2 Y0 r( S- ~) V7 Ngravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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