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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!4 D3 Q% a7 _8 Y, [. P
. m1 A- q8 d5 H9 |Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
1 n! y+ c0 \2 V+ c/ X- Dcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
$ Q% S! _9 G+ o' H/ _Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
2 G) l" ]1 c) ?! v P1 iStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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5 w* {7 w1 b4 W8 I8 wOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs., [0 a8 \8 ?& G, }) U' }
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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( _1 R' j7 t2 o }) ~Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
" }- V, {# _3 w- [6 |2 Cthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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: T$ T/ |6 \( g! |' {3 hAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
( h# v" F' v- ^( l+ n3 W' ?your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
/ ]8 J" X" ~; Q+ o# A8 ngravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"1 Y- X4 \& ?+ j) Z+ d" R7 N; P
1 x# B9 `5 k5 yBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be, ?" T7 g( z K
sure."
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" u6 i4 C1 v0 U8 {+ CHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....; t: O3 d; I" x3 E: l' }& }
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and6 F" j- w% a$ \1 G
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains; @ g* _& @/ L: R7 r: j
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
. ]; g3 a0 X* l5 J+ Uread:
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"Dear Son.........
3 i, F E2 F7 s# `1 @" N2 mI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not# O& q3 d _: [) N; {. y0 p+ k
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains' }# M2 S; r9 e
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver# h$ `. {5 M+ F l
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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