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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!' t0 `0 u0 R2 _) p- B' t5 h; H8 W1 V
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
; {$ y* a' `% }* P- d( Bcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
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% d/ L8 j& |/ X) E. R; ]Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
2 ?8 e( ?7 `9 |5 ~( ^Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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) L4 z( ]# U8 |, z- ]: dOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
3 ?) W% ]' c9 Y7 T- W8 M/ bHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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% h& r6 Q k3 Q1 W+ [$ {& KReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be3 N. p8 d3 F4 j7 |
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
1 k& T1 V; h! @$ ~your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
1 z* i" }6 z# h2 ?+ vgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be/ b4 ^8 q" H; J2 d: U( R3 y
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
' r+ Q% _0 ~" C& Y- [ fI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
9 `# H# x/ F5 O. F( WI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
9 E f* _8 D( I( E# sthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".8 `* n9 K t! o* P1 i8 X% h5 N7 r
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that* `9 E8 X2 c' U& T- S- J
read:" G( G3 T t4 ?" d5 A! x9 D
7 U5 G2 N& _2 i: N9 ?"Dear Son.........2 F7 h( r; r* x* G$ F
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
& `' ~$ `' @! i9 F6 ~8 @saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
/ i! T& L, y7 @5 C8 A" _- M4 ?0 Bthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
) L( B$ \! ~* I) ugravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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