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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
* [" h4 N3 o6 F4 j. bcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful" i" M; g6 D0 v# e9 I" e* D( a; e! L, `
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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2 L" j' U4 i7 ?; MMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and% W; G2 A! x! X
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.0 r- g5 b/ b( p9 w4 \; b' c: b u
, y+ x$ O; |7 v& F$ g! W5 @Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
! W2 F* ]; j/ k* sHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
. N% S- J7 k4 @0 R! _4 F* T8 Fthe eye.
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: N' _+ A( C9 HReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be2 l/ A+ d9 F+ U* L! _5 B
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."* ~& G2 J8 E/ Z/ z( m" r: C* C
4 H, M8 g% ^% v4 D/ K& \About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since% w6 \) e ^: f: Z9 H" i0 T+ R" m, [- W
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
4 X5 D; n$ W9 [3 z2 s) ggravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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- v8 a& Z& R# L, f* @* t& ZBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....6 M9 ]% H. {6 {2 ?5 j4 C0 W- y s
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
4 B* G4 Y' M& b) v0 l9 ?I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
+ ~4 z8 b- m8 o2 m+ b# ^; hthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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/ V7 H, d* u. t0 q. E4 xSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that/ Q( l% n) F( `9 A' M9 {2 {
read:8 P5 R. C* H' o1 }8 [4 u
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"Dear Son........." H+ @' f- {( u; x: P+ ?, |
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not# v5 w5 I) d- _, v2 ]0 t
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains4 J& O8 _) a; Y: r
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver% L% v8 k- Y' W( w; d- C
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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