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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
# B1 m5 d" d5 X9 o3 z% ?course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
0 o" C0 |6 ^& v8 O7 k$ ABrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
9 F( C% l8 j7 {# j0 x0 s& g& AHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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; s U. r6 u; Y) tReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
|4 `2 C6 s n* {3 n! s& a/ Nthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
4 M# P9 ~4 l. ?. M: ^7 E4 Tyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver8 }$ @+ G1 g4 x+ Z$ z
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"% `+ L2 K$ ^* G A4 q
4 C% F# }# L q* u8 P4 D* [Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
# ^$ s) ^7 B& O) T9 nsure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,...... X. G# `4 ^5 e* C$ d
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and8 z& W0 R% s+ g* b2 l
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
l+ v# N. M b+ k9 nthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian"., E' ~/ z. U, _5 Q( ~' F' S
8 m( d, X8 V+ RSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
: ^6 {. l9 s. C9 q% A0 Sread:
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4 v3 X6 }4 ?) Z- s7 i" j; d0 j- R"Dear Son.........
( b8 T+ n: b9 _- @9 m! [4 j$ aI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not2 Q0 P$ v: T* A8 x
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains. D, t6 I' v$ a* `. X3 b: o3 _
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver4 u; V- l; b, z
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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