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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'" Q# g! D. ^) u3 q- A# L! d5 Z9 R
The girl said: NO!'
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
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Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
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High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
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