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Will you marry me?

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发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
, n! ~1 x$ t, z# eThe girl said: NO!'
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+ A3 M% J: r$ C8 `+ {And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,! T2 G2 L$ x$ ?' M
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
* Y  o  A3 y3 x( H) @" V8 i8 U1 J1 LHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't  T4 V( ~' [# I- W6 G0 D
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had% U( e( I; u/ T" ~# v$ d; I
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched7 ~, f: r2 a/ X4 o3 B: X
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
( J' S, q8 j. e% \2 MHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in8 x7 H4 a# i4 s/ C
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.- G( k& ^9 S- A, M7 `* B$ U3 u
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The End
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发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
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发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Don't get it.
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
$ C5 N+ H& ^: D' L- l$ VWhat does this story mean?

* {: ^/ {! H! [/ F. W3 f$ uMeaningless.....
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
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发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表
0 j! Y5 b1 e% z! yHuh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......

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Maybe I should use "下!?"
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发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Unmarried life is happy.
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
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发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
) d6 C6 h+ w: w& ]What does this story mean?

# Z0 S: @7 W/ T( `3 e. a老杨的这句英文说的好
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发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
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发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny" y- G% }$ Q# s1 J/ x% ~
"getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
come on
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发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...+ R" ]3 z' P. H% O
And her parents and relatives stays closer and invite her in every Christmas and new year's eve...  V" I+ V* b2 E* H1 f. N' P5 |
And her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies...
- A6 F. H! e  ?2 h2 ]" U) K& tAnd her job is secure forever...
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发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
what's the point?
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发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
no point.
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表 % n; a! y1 v% S$ t
What does this story mean?

! }3 g/ |0 `0 f; T- }) Byou don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表 8 q5 N8 k; x! }5 p7 L: f
you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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* q& g2 _* I$ k! P" H* s% ^2 x; `) V赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表
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Well, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
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发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

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yes  i  think so!
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发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
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