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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
! e0 P0 C4 i2 X; u3 IThe girl said: NO!'
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3 s2 J& f; Q+ l( \5 FAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
+ d$ T V& _# y+ TDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
/ Z8 \; Z. S- hHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
) |3 j A. Y4 H x" yGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had( \* l, O! u3 Z* f, V
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
. c- P0 u6 `2 k0 i3 ], l; {Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had: v* `+ a3 c7 k; B s
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
0 B0 O# n2 n ySweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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3 g1 V; s2 P' m: ?8 jThe End |
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