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Will you marry me?

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发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'  {' |6 c9 q( I8 k3 z% x
The girl said: NO!'5 X8 q% ?  y) p4 f* E
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
' _4 X2 R3 h* E$ x% V! c) X1 ADancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never) ~1 p/ v- h5 w8 }2 [* i
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't1 y4 D, _8 P  }. A. H
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had$ ^, A% F  Q% b5 G& y
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched: P  P: R' [7 I% Z, w: n
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
, W. ^6 d( P1 Q0 m* H$ r' X3 THigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
' c) ?4 `1 c  s& @$ rSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.' U* u, n8 e/ o

9 b0 u' y7 @8 `3 A( C# ]: }The End
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发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
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发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Don't get it.
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表   Q  j, p) a9 n# l7 M; X
What does this story mean?
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Meaningless.....
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
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发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表   w$ `" I4 I/ ^) R/ l
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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Maybe I should use "下!?"
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发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Unmarried life is happy.
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
7 e7 M% J4 _5 a- iWhat does this story mean?

4 K, }6 }5 y7 _, e& s; z老杨的这句英文说的好
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发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
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发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny9 [$ E0 `7 _8 a. `
"getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
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发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
come on
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older.... s/ }; |  t4 t) v+ ^2 [
And her parents and relatives stays closer and invite her in every Christmas and new year's eve...
* B. r/ @: h: IAnd her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies...: u$ u' O& K, v, f& k. P
And her job is secure forever...
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发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
what's the point?
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发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
no point.
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表
2 P1 U/ {1 R) O2 a" K7 H5 \What does this story mean?
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you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表 1 v7 W* i0 d+ R6 g( @$ r+ a6 q
you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!

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# a2 [9 b% l& O; [5 w赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表 ; p% X2 h, ^( m/ G* b) i0 @
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老杨的这句英文说的好
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* ]" m. D& h4 C# m7 h. oWell, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
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发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

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yes  i  think so!
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发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
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