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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'0 Q# u* B- @- U
The girl said: NO!'
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,8 e. T+ e, C _& {2 Y+ ^/ ^# Z
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
G0 z. [5 E8 jHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
7 q' P- n8 A1 H3 W4 ~ ~Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
$ w- N |3 O5 n' M/ \) M! \All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched0 q) z0 s0 u3 X. L( M$ N; R9 j
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had h( @) P5 j1 f9 {+ B
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
/ |! l; i( R p( b6 N9 lSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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