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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'& O3 H- h) r7 t
The girl said: NO!': K0 O( n% p; c4 n
; w) [- [( e3 L9 J jAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
9 m) a0 `) u* _2 _! o, h& _) t2 N- UDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
) C$ R% ~* G5 d3 THad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
; V- Q' g' I* p! f& CGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had8 ^( V6 k) K: D* O
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched% N9 P% q6 o# z6 _0 a* _
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
3 N- U$ ]2 p8 _7 y9 C+ m2 UHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
9 \3 B8 u0 C. Y" M0 ISweat pants and was pleasant all the time.3 @4 ]. c8 g7 g0 a2 r
. ^ t6 Z* X4 j, M4 _ w4 _0 u$ EThe End |
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