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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'0 n W% ~6 F6 a5 r
The girl said: NO!'' P0 c7 W7 C& @, i; A {
: o1 C7 |% I8 s2 pAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,9 S- ^% L) G0 w6 }
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
( l: P3 j: e D) MHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
g, D. X$ H% L4 Z+ i QGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had n. c% z/ [ K! }& |+ j
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched, Y5 E- n$ q! c! v* v& M
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
: M! N! z# ]: B! Y8 N; THigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in2 q* n t& o; m. Z
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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6 Q0 g7 C# \2 P. } m6 K; g4 AThe End |
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