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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' {' |6 c9 q( I8 k3 z% x
The girl said: NO!'5 X8 q% ? y) p4 f* E
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
' _4 X2 R3 h* E$ x% V! c) X1 ADancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never) ~1 p/ v- h5 w8 }2 [* i
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't1 y4 D, _8 P }. A. H
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had$ ^, A% F Q% b5 G& y
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched: P P: R' [7 I% Z, w: n
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
, W. ^6 d( P1 Q0 m* H$ r' X3 THigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
' c) ?4 `1 c s& @$ rSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.' U* u, n8 e/ o
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