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Will you marry me?

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发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'& O3 H- h) r7 t
The girl said: NO!': K0 O( n% p; c4 n

; w) [- [( e3 L9 J  jAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
9 m) a0 `) u* _2 _! o, h& _) t2 N- UDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
) C$ R% ~* G5 d3 THad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
; V- Q' g' I* p! f& CGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had8 ^( V6 k) K: D* O
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched% N9 P% q6 o# z6 _0 a* _
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
3 N- U$ ]2 p8 _7 y9 C+ m2 UHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
9 \3 B8 u0 C. Y" M0 ISweat pants and was pleasant all the time.3 @4 ]. c8 g7 g0 a2 r

. ^  t6 Z* X4 j, M4 _  w4 _0 u$ EThe End
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发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
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发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Don't get it.
鲜花(1394) 鸡蛋(16)
发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
鲜花(173) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
9 q- [7 O6 g) JWhat does this story mean?

" c2 A5 A" c4 ^9 O5 IMeaningless.....
鲜花(23) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
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发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表 2 ]+ m) x: |# y+ D; y
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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& d: s9 M/ E6 f& s0 t% R, ^ Maybe I should use "下!?"
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发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Unmarried life is happy.
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发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
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发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
( f) T# c7 S2 |) L. G& [What does this story mean?
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老杨的这句英文说的好
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
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发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny! I, G" w5 o6 |, u
"getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
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发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
come on
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发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...
. |- O# }- x  N5 y- L- l6 {9 ~And her parents and relatives stays closer and invite her in every Christmas and new year's eve.... S- e, ]$ N/ |$ _; D# i! a9 |
And her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies...* h6 K% R/ v) h; w; {. Y  ~
And her job is secure forever...
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发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
what's the point?
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发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
no point.
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表
* @. }% }) N% CWhat does this story mean?

) v2 N, E8 N8 h7 d8 ]$ L+ iyou don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表 ; Q# |  E- o- j/ o/ `! i0 z2 ]
you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!

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' P- h7 r! |& h- Y& [9 \" C赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表
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老杨的这句英文说的好

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. ]& r2 p( G0 G) q, B: @. dWell, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
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发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

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yes  i  think so!
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发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
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