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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
, n! ~1 x$ t, z# eThe girl said: NO!'
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+ A3 M% J: r$ C8 `+ {And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,! T2 G2 L$ x$ ?' M
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
* Y o A3 y3 x( H) @" V8 i8 U1 J1 LHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't T4 V( ~' [# I- W6 G0 D
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had% U( e( I; u/ T" ~# v$ d; I
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched7 ~, f: r2 a/ X4 o3 B: X
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
( J' S, q8 j. e% \2 MHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in8 x7 H4 a# i4 s/ C
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.- G( k& ^9 S- A, M7 `* B$ U3 u
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