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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'9 h& m3 e4 I4 c7 W0 O3 H- {
The girl said: NO!'
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( e0 J C2 w5 g3 OAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,% P) S4 ]! l! d0 F- y! {
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never1 ]$ L, w1 j% k/ e- c a
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
p# Z3 j! a& z' X z, W* S7 fGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had; T" i+ |+ j+ k1 m. N( a
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
2 X; {; c& J9 T/ ~" g6 l( y8 X# {Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had* b; Z- o- Q0 y9 W K/ {
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in5 O! Y5 B8 b% J# @& ?% L
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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5 G8 @. S; G* UThe End |
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