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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
- V% t2 B4 k _: E, M# p" cMaria: Here it is.
& s4 N; U- u1 @- rTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
6 I( s8 s6 B$ o1 i! J9 ~Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 2 L7 O0 w. U* ~" d9 i- q1 ~' {2 l
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 4 H3 Q& W0 ^3 K/ [0 w- L
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ! |, Y) q$ x* R* p. l( D% C
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
5 W1 R6 Q6 ]9 a. m1 _( m I1 u4 j8 bTeacher: No, that's wrong
8 G7 X! e/ J* s0 T6 w5 eGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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. {" J! G5 j8 o& O+ \5 H+ _2 x: ETeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
7 q& M2 s! C# v" D6 w+ Z* ^Donald: H I J K L M N O.
* R# _4 q, k" A0 pTeacher: What are you talking about?
5 F9 P+ w+ h2 x) P2 c H+ ^Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. * v' W& }8 y* G4 b
, }: Q% R4 A& K/ a% L2 YTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. & F4 E! h( z' ]; L+ `: D% P& l. |& Y
Winnie: Me! 0 M) Z2 B j) n( L/ g# y ]7 V
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
7 l2 F6 T( I: P vGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
8 k0 O$ T' \3 N5 h7 b# ZMillie: I is...
8 T0 S* K7 V$ | {: \0 `Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." % L1 H- ^: P: x9 {( K
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." . P C1 D2 r* F% D& E, G) ^4 B% W: o
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? & f2 M9 U4 K7 t4 b
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ; t+ t+ }/ j7 b& }6 n
5 _7 n5 ^0 q0 l( S7 [Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 0 k/ l1 `2 o( k. W; \7 L
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 6 b6 z" q5 k4 u) D. e0 ]
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 2 D: f% t. w: v* _& j4 }3 a. t
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. , a+ V: {# `- |& p: [- ]2 g
8 s/ i) J1 `% o1 A$ }9 J9 RTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
?2 O, T+ R: K. ~: k7 yHarold: A teacher 3 H6 | ?1 m- v- Q: D' n5 C, L* ?
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