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( t5 H! ?( c' K5 R) `Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
4 l! g+ u$ D7 g. c' `& fMaria: Here it is.
- N/ Q# D8 s2 T' ?Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 1 x6 X2 [& ]8 y0 z, D
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* h9 E& m( K$ m* ~) @% x& j4 _9 oTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ) o3 d% b& V7 J V X, r4 V
John: You told me to do it without using tables. : y0 I9 h6 u6 S: T+ i0 ~: }2 o
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" & O& o3 m, u" `- @
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
& o( `+ D8 T' U3 i2 KTeacher: No, that's wrong
) v$ H: z, X& YGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
) k, Z# l9 c. p) y& |Donald: H I J K L M N O. - k" a9 t2 T9 Y
Teacher: What are you talking about?
" ~1 Y5 j, w- _0 t5 k/ w: BDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
8 K/ f7 ?4 n! IWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 7 _/ D Q2 z( _8 U8 T: H9 j9 x
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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, J8 Y5 e% z0 sTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 0 Y$ b4 ?/ Q0 F) j
Millie: I is... + i% R5 G X$ b% t8 V2 W8 V# u
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 8 B/ S; r+ P1 ?% d
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." # D5 A+ Q! S: X A
$ g) ]6 ~$ J# H; TTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ! _, v/ d) M6 I8 T* C1 c
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ( p& }1 l0 B4 m6 s& c
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
3 Z+ n1 e2 a3 ASimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 3 ] J: m8 ?& Q8 I# o1 K
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
1 V. q0 w" q: d. M+ s/ h6 uHarold: A teacher g) X$ n e& V9 q
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