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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
i5 p3 ^( c. |: @( q' FMaria: Here it is.
* l* m) T' n/ p# h; VTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? + B {" c h- g
Class: Maria. 6 c" f4 ?% S# P* r" K4 D
, E$ H. R7 T, O' [- B9 rTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
% Y' P' V* M+ G$ d5 vJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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) M' x, S+ b8 q' H$ KTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" $ Y$ a& e6 T+ E/ f+ V' W n
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 6 o/ z; T/ E$ P4 E, f5 F- {* u# Z2 q2 [
Teacher: No, that's wrong 6 p: R; Z% U2 Q
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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6 |. w# A( A' T! B; n# X- ^Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? % e# E, P( V3 y% ?# Q* u) C+ d4 n
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ' F# e$ A: h; ?; g& [
Teacher: What are you talking about?
& L/ g Q. q, m) i4 i4 Y- ZDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 4 U& F" L$ f9 X* r9 N3 ^8 ~, c8 c
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 2 ~! T/ D. E1 \* E
Winnie: Me! . L0 g% g! s1 B6 K A
& Y0 o; } w$ c1 i7 gTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ; r% Z! U, \% w: L" |: J# {
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ; F2 A# z5 ]. D1 W2 Q
1 u1 o: c, D' ?7 w$ MTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
+ @, Q& J& r- Q3 S5 j( _Millie: I is...
' a. Y7 ~9 d/ e" tTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
% m% p% z8 o! m( R1 gMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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0 |' Q2 t- E5 i( d! ~! l+ Q- {Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 8 O! k' O1 z& ?* V
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. & \ L3 R) ] Q! R, E
$ v& D! ^8 y* a" A. aTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 5 u! x3 N- R) b$ D* j
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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. w7 L- r/ ?2 O6 v% n8 h' yTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
2 I8 Q# L- L' T& Q5 N, nClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ) v7 K3 z% Q3 F
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
: y6 V7 ?$ a1 y5 oHarold: A teacher
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