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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
( R! P. i0 k3 u6 ~; w, f( vMaria: Here it is. K0 Y6 M5 ^& G- g8 d
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 8 V5 g4 Y2 j. r. g
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
* d9 ^( V6 r$ {Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 5 |+ i5 h/ _! a1 M2 W: g
Teacher: No, that's wrong ; p: \) i g3 C/ z2 h
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 4 ^0 {, k/ K$ a
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
/ ]8 l0 F9 m; w0 I. PDonald: H I J K L M N O.
( V9 u5 G# U. a5 P% G3 j6 Q& f1 yTeacher: What are you talking about?
% Z& |( I3 @5 o+ }7 b# X. \Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 8 @: k- ^; w/ d; b% j) M
Winnie: Me! 5 }7 H# Q B$ J, g' T. C* g! m3 T
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 4 Z3 x1 P v+ O7 s- n
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
' Y/ a2 K6 R1 o f& wMillie: I is... & |* |( {( y ?
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 9 d" ^% _3 c) ?! V" j7 H7 s3 S
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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+ v N' L+ H, c2 ~8 VTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? / }; x" o% Q8 u4 z3 k5 e3 T8 Y+ o
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
. t2 |2 B9 c, N$ Z8 bSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. + G4 \6 s+ U+ c2 _" @
2 k8 e1 @3 _& l4 R$ D. H! eTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? & ?$ {& |8 ^. T& o) V" l
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. $ Y2 J2 ^6 C4 L9 U5 b( t( F
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 3 R4 E$ H5 f! ]! [8 b8 Z
Harold: A teacher % m5 `8 \2 l4 I0 O! s
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