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; J* }# p' z4 r: i: ~Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 2 x; A# S- H+ Q
Maria: Here it is. & a9 ]+ _& ]/ c0 X3 U
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
) i7 I7 m$ z& Y4 L: M( T# q( wClass: Maria.
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, ^" w# l" ? u8 w! ?# bTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? / W5 G; r7 U( m. B; ~7 c
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 7 o5 b/ `# L6 D- Y. O+ Y
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" - Y. t- g0 @0 o2 Y2 r( O) c
Teacher: No, that's wrong $ v4 T [. v3 N. z1 g7 R
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
4 F9 T! Y3 v- W1 d# xDonald: H I J K L M N O.
) T" b+ k* Z) L- U @2 lTeacher: What are you talking about? : {1 I$ V' W3 L' W! n `. l2 z. \
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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u) p l/ _2 ~9 x: n$ cTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ! g6 u3 E" H7 X3 H
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
( E& P1 r% O& N! Y/ iGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ' n# g) z, ?0 {/ {7 f5 J
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ( _0 z; m, r2 y1 \: Y
Millie: I is... : e- u. K) E! ~: s4 H1 s, _, D& E
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
J; h% @1 T; S# c; O# {Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 7 @. }; @8 `- J, U% V
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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' Q4 l) L+ @) [+ X6 x4 @Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
" v$ O7 [+ ]9 u' E. U: c/ {; BSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? & p1 C# {& c: X, e' ~
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 4 s/ P: d1 }% W! P
7 l5 O3 l; k! p' j. G9 dTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
$ A+ s9 r3 D: w( F9 A3 i4 A1 uHarold: A teacher
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