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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ( p# V% t0 x7 A8 c( k
Maria: Here it is. s, [& [" f# h! h$ ?
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
2 ~- s3 I% n9 n ^, W2 R) gClass: Maria.
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5 q7 n+ I' M7 r4 q1 ]Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? R0 ]3 u, V1 Q( x" e4 h& ~) Y
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
5 E# s0 D8 [4 `/ C# ~8 o; _+ u& SGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" # ]8 }. E. S! B, F8 Y( `8 q$ o; C' c
Teacher: No, that's wrong
# G" r( M% R7 ?! l: M/ YGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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% p7 ^- J ]2 P, Y' dTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? , ~/ ]. X" T' ^- f+ P; t0 \
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ; i$ X9 ?! Y$ k
Teacher: What are you talking about?
7 n, e+ e( l8 X* cDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. , H R1 N; j4 s
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
) ^9 `& f& R$ D. hWinnie: Me! ; l: @2 c3 N s/ q, G
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? : w3 T" K8 N. s7 z/ U) t) K' L
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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5 y+ r O8 s3 R/ j+ {/ nTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." . w6 s. M% y3 s8 q0 H6 r
Millie: I is...
6 J" ?1 q4 d% b# r- uTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
2 Z9 t5 y& P& nMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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* _7 n' I( v2 s: ?7 r$ u+ vTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
5 a- D. F3 R" K1 Y8 I( K7 n' W- cLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 4 D2 W- F' n* J0 m1 o/ e# `. p, j6 ?
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
7 t# E0 ^# w" N p% i4 JSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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7 N! q' ?# G0 y: ~% UTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? $ N7 d$ U: w& K& H
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
& N) z$ e Y( C" D0 JHarold: A teacher
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