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9 N3 |( C. r! m4 t! ATeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
8 g8 B7 A% Z) j" ` U. X+ j! oMaria: Here it is. ! R1 G1 i1 T- v- @8 M1 `, e
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
. Q8 q; n9 l) Z; R0 ZClass: Maria. 4 s% j- T% o3 t" i9 [6 X2 o
, g9 O5 A( F( r3 Q7 t; G0 r8 ?- kTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
- {0 J7 G1 b# _& O3 z5 BJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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( ?( Z7 O* @; U; O( a& a- gTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
' Z; P! ?) n. C* B6 iGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
" [( j3 u* W) l( U# V7 ~6 j( iTeacher: No, that's wrong
. u0 q( k5 ^0 A5 @' @Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? + }5 P! K. ?+ G' E3 P7 n! F, F
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
8 o, C; ^" J5 F# w7 ?' ETeacher: What are you talking about?
+ @$ c* j! ]% n/ L9 l! j! X |4 l8 W. e: tDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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, B: K0 g6 Y9 V2 b: O7 I s% G6 } H& UTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
6 p% a% C0 p9 t* DWinnie: Me! 1 T y+ E* B/ u9 P8 T; w) f
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? . c% E+ J" o1 a# Q u7 ]& Q5 s
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 1 l, K+ y( R; Q% `6 I! l9 F6 L
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." " K+ r9 g4 y2 Y5 w2 [6 D
Millie: I is...
! i/ V9 W$ n* s% fTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
' ]: e0 q! `# MMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." : L% f1 d3 P" j
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ' ?6 ~- {5 p( v8 M$ X6 T
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
/ _( {8 X* R6 z1 E" `Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
% L* N7 x, `5 h% E& Z) L8 U: DClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 7 M( m. h) X/ B: @
5 s0 [2 S5 x+ STeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 7 h3 A' k! }/ C9 W- Q) z1 a
Harold: A teacher
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