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6 k% \- K9 q5 w+ ]& BTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. : T# v C# N. @7 l. d' h0 m5 _
Maria: Here it is.
8 ?4 |+ h& k* C9 P( NTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
2 `+ c9 V, ?4 Q5 }* J. hClass: Maria.
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6 B( h% b2 U. M' i q4 L# }Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
' ~, [6 q k! `John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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8 k% }; @ q3 m6 W$ x% R% QTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
- t5 L1 d$ h H/ a! e2 F* A' KGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
" d- L( [; U( h9 B3 sTeacher: No, that's wrong ; F; g+ H6 x: a; B1 r
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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, c" W' C& t$ \- h. I. M5 A( STeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 4 e/ V1 Q) q+ _0 D! M4 r
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
! M8 M G, s5 s# ]# L; k7 f O8 U0 ETeacher: What are you talking about? $ w$ G2 d& ~ j+ ~/ z% l
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
9 q2 S, B/ P, \8 BWinnie: Me! : p; _" E0 G* b7 P+ k! G
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
( Y, k% o& L# A# s/ U; iGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 5 O/ s8 r+ p+ y" ?6 Q3 a
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
: j. A' m+ k& @2 }Millie: I is...
& e% O; T' _7 v) r- rTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
$ T9 @2 Y0 d1 T* Q! tMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
q( ]( c7 F8 d9 f7 m) MLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. # r {& ~# q2 o' y2 R- ]3 O
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
" K% w7 W8 I3 T! nSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. " j2 v% u, t) `: E
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
7 I% A) l0 F6 |# d4 t) X6 HClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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, b/ F9 Y# X5 g8 p' _& _Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? # J s4 z; z# J6 [' b
Harold: A teacher 7 P/ U2 y& \+ Y5 V
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