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; y2 @& [! y3 R2 M: C* q9 G5 F! _6 `Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 2 x1 ?* w4 x/ k
Maria: Here it is.
" ?+ A! q" R: cTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
: n$ V% ?" x7 D( ~) l7 e# kClass: Maria. ' p3 e2 d2 P6 v- K
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
0 U1 {) k# D% O2 TJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. - k5 |% p8 T. R8 Y
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 9 L+ X. D6 {4 J: O: J' z% Q
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
" ], J3 X- K4 t" `7 E% N4 nTeacher: No, that's wrong
; R1 z/ L* A9 H+ S$ f) S$ @' `9 UGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. & Z7 y( e& V! m- t) d2 F1 W2 f7 @* x
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
' P" B# z" ?3 DDonald: H I J K L M N O.
! w" J/ J( a& rTeacher: What are you talking about? - [9 }7 Q; ~: P
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. $ d7 d3 ]8 F8 A8 O
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
3 C) o7 l1 ~0 t' KWinnie: Me!
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( N& r; {4 ]" Q; m7 b9 p% r/ JTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 0 {# a$ P: f$ V( [) p @
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 5 L5 p4 Z( s: O/ ?8 }
7 B- D5 n3 Q4 }Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ; u) E) a' Y& z
Millie: I is... s9 z6 ?* i; K4 U6 v
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
% \' E; b' G3 x& {5 P0 K' `Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." - G7 S) G; D$ G; I* w
, v, g( x+ y( E+ [- I; b- A2 DTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? . a |2 Y( Y" |: p' C' \
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. " y8 B, b' m6 e
3 V& u1 r) T; {# ]" a% M9 nTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ; Q+ q7 t/ |+ g" J$ \
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. & r7 e" n1 z6 _ H9 m
) C9 v, `5 }9 C/ K1 G7 QTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? % F# @# v, A( @! K6 u5 w
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
9 r- @ K% I' x+ A8 S+ _* g+ {Harold: A teacher
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