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Height of Misunderstanding

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发表于 2008-3-12 01:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Mr. Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck:
8 n) {5 C: B: d6 x* j$ S5 ~+ o2 ^'I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby!
1 Q% t" |( C) h: C3 W1 T" OThe doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody.' + s  u1 {' R/ {& f
The next day, Mrs. Sharma receives a telephone call from Reliance Energy because the electricity bill has not been paid.
/ P5 P& [0 \) N* }' Am I speaking to Mrs. Sharma? ' 2 }" u/ k+ T) k) v) @
'Yes... speaking'
% D' I+ J2 b4 b* sReliance guy, 'You're a month overdue, you know!' ! a1 w8 R1 d6 `; P5 X3 H( U
'How do YOU know?' stammers the young woman.
3 m+ x6 T( }8 U' M'Well, ma'am, it's in our files!' says the Reliance guy. : `7 g' ?6 x$ v2 X, k
'What are you saying? It's in your files ...HOW?????'
) U* X% y9 a3 N1 b3 q) v$ U: C' Yes ............ . We have a system of finding out who's overdue '
: ?# U6 r! Q  Z; g' GOD!!!!!!... ....... This is too much........ ..' ) p" s; ~8 t" k8 }, P( q
'Madam, I am sorry... I am following orders.... I have to inform you are overdue'
) P3 c% d( `( }2 }! E1 F'I know that ... let me talk to my husband about this tonight. .... He will speak to your company tomorrow ' + |1 _! A5 V7 k- u7 J
That night, she tells her husband about the incident, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to Reliance office the next day morning. 0 d6 T! ~$ F/ {
'What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue?
- O1 ]4 b. e5 A: }+ mWhat business is that of yours?' the husband shouts. 6 R  t0 s7 v  L% S. v; ^3 W
'Just calm down,' says the lady at the reception at Reliance, 'it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us.'
7 J+ r' U- a( a/ o6 }7 j'PAY you? And if I refuse?' ) Q& E* F7 T6 R$ ?; ]1 p2 i) S3 ?: Y! y
'Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off.' & @( v/ {+ _3 e8 E% f
'And what would my wife do then?' the husband asks. & }1 F8 y2 H- N
'I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle.'
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