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Height of Misunderstanding

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发表于 2008-3-12 01:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Mr. Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: + E1 E9 ?9 f/ m
'I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! # n2 n. T# U9 l1 Q
The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody.' , E1 T$ ]$ S$ O1 _* U! K. R
The next day, Mrs. Sharma receives a telephone call from Reliance Energy because the electricity bill has not been paid. " P* j& M6 z, I; ~& \6 h! A
' Am I speaking to Mrs. Sharma? '
& y+ q5 d1 t( d$ r& F) U6 `'Yes... speaking' 4 C* s; e) r8 g' E% A. d
Reliance guy, 'You're a month overdue, you know!'
+ Z0 _  Y# E' u$ W' t2 I# d, \4 P'How do YOU know?' stammers the young woman. 8 T( P7 o5 P% Z* X) R* m) n; d
'Well, ma'am, it's in our files!' says the Reliance guy.
- [  f3 l- [9 f- a$ U0 ]'What are you saying? It's in your files ...HOW?????' 3 C" h# t# W; ]6 @# X
' Yes ............ . We have a system of finding out who's overdue '
+ k) Y6 M" {# A- b+ g' GOD!!!!!!... ....... This is too much........ ..'
0 i: G$ N& M0 c'Madam, I am sorry... I am following orders.... I have to inform you are overdue'
) J4 @8 ]7 i4 j'I know that ... let me talk to my husband about this tonight. .... He will speak to your company tomorrow '
6 H2 ~! z. r7 sThat night, she tells her husband about the incident, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to Reliance office the next day morning.
- T- n. u' O4 g+ O1 |'What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? 8 v$ J+ I* U, t6 N
What business is that of yours?' the husband shouts. - X. T1 F4 C: f
'Just calm down,' says the lady at the reception at Reliance, 'it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us.'
, r6 f, `2 I& o'PAY you? And if I refuse?'
% C" Z' C0 q! J( `$ B+ T'Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off.'
6 V: Z& x4 z, o2 ~'And what would my wife do then?' the husband asks. 7 L# d, |# K" N6 v
'I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle.'
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