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! L& N$ w& b% T. d {& lit is your fate but,
( R* l/ s; ~0 u; k: @# C; p* ^if your father-in-law is a poor man,
. q3 O0 ]! e* Nit's your stupidity.& Y {3 U- R9 K2 j9 Y# D) N( [3 z$ x
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I was born intelligent -, z% p5 D% F! y5 ]7 g7 X
education ruined me.& P" r- k" U, l# n* r, J* D1 ?
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Practice makes perfect....5 u0 o# Z' Y- ~4 n. j( G
But nobody's perfect......2 e+ V m& d' B1 a& r0 I
so why practice?. @' _9 n0 x$ h4 y; y& g% T# M0 W! H
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
z% t: q7 L9 R' j0 [! Ithen what exactly are the others here for?4 a& m- Q/ C" i
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Since light travels faster than sound,/ k j r- j8 b. s0 w$ f6 V! e% G
people appear bright until you hear them speak.' _ A6 t+ A4 a
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?/ ]. G- f3 J+ Y6 f$ j; W( O/ m3 n1 |! ^
8 w; m! s( T" V$ t" u0 I7 nMoney is not everything.0 Z, c# [. `! N
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
: G" ~4 k }$ Q; K) G! g$ d1 HThey are so tasty.3 g7 O( t* k5 O! \
/ p2 j3 Z/ a6 `; M9 @1 {Behind every successful man, there is a woman
$ @6 g" Q- D) z" x2 f& Z+ r T$ LAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.$ s. A' E3 x/ ?2 |( R
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Every man should marry.
2 o" V. ^6 A" d6 n, r' P O- f# q) `After all, happiness is not the only thing in
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/ W1 x0 ]6 O. d, t- _The wise never marry.
9 ?! ~& W( p9 u. t0 Zand when they marry they become otherwise.* R# B* m$ A# R U
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Success is a relative term.
& B9 l( v% K5 U5 f1 [/ RIt brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow) t1 W% `6 P$ P+ }
what you can put off today.
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/ x% M% @: f- V! O, z- n }"Your future depend s on your dreams"7 C% ~% F; y, K! [% }* Z5 N
So go to sleep
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/ ]6 _8 z. \/ O' w ~- lThere should be a better way to start a day# Z5 V3 X7 R m
Than waking up every morning
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2 n# a! Y$ \, N( `: Y; ]+ p"Hard work never killed anybody"
6 Q D( L* b- HBut why take the risk
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# F0 l( w2 f: F1 N; K& o: i2 E"Work fascinates me": `* x+ i4 g. }6 S, c9 w$ {
I can look at it for hours
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& C2 y7 [4 [3 v! `God made relatives;. N6 N+ q% P1 B8 w) {) f" E4 ?
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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* `! a. n, D, I" `% m7 Y6 Q- j1 GThe more you learn, the more you know,/ W$ t8 O3 f1 R. s
The more you know, the more you forget/ A$ z5 m6 s6 l) ^- t3 O
The more you forget, the less you know
: E( @. ~1 U. h" n- V7 A" s2 A/ E1 |So.. why learn.# v7 t. ?( o/ w$ B% {
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
/ c& s, C& P. lA train station is where a train stops.
" B* f8 U/ f6 l {' z: _3 t z0 QOn my desk, I have a work station....
/ Y$ V. w$ _; l! W! L, B8 ]what more can I say........6 V7 L( Z- u/ R) `, O
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