Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
8 n: n+ D% B* S4 ~; a* Fif your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect....
8 N% D3 I* y, F  Q! F2 wBut nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
  |: i, n/ U0 [4 B9 x+ C4 hthen what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

$ `- E) b& `* E) K: E. [2 v; L5 zHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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6 s+ o9 m4 B& P- Q" I6 fMoney is not everything.
, R: _* E& x2 b& }& OThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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: L: W1 _" [8 RBehind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
% K- ?( d1 S+ L% zAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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8 r) w& Q6 {8 k1 uThe wise never marry.
+ l5 E, A. ^" Q9 u. iand when they marry they become otherwise.

. z( ~( V5 t$ ?- Z8 eSuccess is a relative term.
2 E" R3 L' {2 \8 I5 h( P6 d+ a7 N1 l; lIt brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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# V# l3 a+ ~  ^* r"Your future depend s on your dreams"
+ [8 \2 \+ I# R1 p0 pSo go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

"Hard work never killed anybody"
1 ]0 x% w$ i# u/ P) hBut why take the risk

" H; q/ a/ H' S" V- H"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

' ?) X3 }" h; J0 w0 u: G$ EGod made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

/ ^+ j4 Z) R7 r' R6 kThe more you learn, the more you know,
" y8 p# N& e7 k4 n; o+ U7 sThe more you know, the more you forget
- f9 ~$ a% B1 s9 KThe more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

( B( G. v$ Q3 M! T7 K: K# eA bus station is where a bus stops.
) Q0 ~, f' ?3 f! O; `A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

Dumber

lington

Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^