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 If your father is a poor man,( ^( R, k. s3 B9 c4 J0 Q+ A5 N, Y4 o
it is your fate but,! H2 p; c7 t4 j
if your father-in-law is a poor man,( w! `" F* g4 c. N
it's your stupidity.
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: y0 y6 K5 |# @I was born intelligent -. X1 C% X" o3 H* ]# G
education ruined me.' c: R, c6 g0 K; _6 B9 U4 V
- ~9 h! c5 m: z3 lPractice makes perfect...., g0 ^/ @/ x { @
But nobody's perfect......
& ^# |3 V- F, |3 d' K, o! }) M- }so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others, H- h# y+ Q3 A3 \9 L+ B
then what exactly are the others here for?* I6 l- `5 m Y8 [, L. W
) x; A! {9 r6 c1 r4 NSince light travels faster than sound,- z& L7 N5 L( @% r1 S
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?2 O# @$ F6 G, X% D
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Money is not everything.
. ?9 A8 \( W4 U& G: V) rThere's Mastercard & Visa.5 ?" Y [" v- K3 @6 p* ^, v( z
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One should love animals.; u6 C) J& L: Y) L+ K+ d L
They are so tasty.; Z* t R1 C& ~2 G( I; F/ T3 b
& I5 T. A; N3 M1 h, U# t, [Behind every successful man, there is a woman. t6 W* s" a/ A, ^! }$ E) x
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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y# H' [; ]& i3 l2 z: wEvery man should marry.% E8 U# [# }' S/ ^' B7 F4 [
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
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3 L1 g0 m. J. ?6 |The wise never marry.9 U% n( R8 X" G# E; U$ |- v) w* O
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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s/ J/ W: T9 k8 T9 }! XSuccess is a relative term.4 a8 b* K3 @" ~5 x, x: p. l s" J
It brings so many relatives.) G! E9 F; I( t7 d
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Never put off the work till tomorrow9 H1 {( `/ K( _. b' A9 b
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"8 ^/ K* R2 u+ r5 _1 v
So go to sleep
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" c R5 ]. ^: _$ zThere should be a better way to start a day
# |6 {* S4 G# f |Than waking up every morning9 W/ W. n; O8 r2 w0 _& i. Y9 P" s
4 m, C& g( \: E- ?2 N"Hard work never killed anybody"9 e" d2 J3 e6 ?' S6 p" i/ T
But why take the risk& J; H' G- r! G
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"Work fascinates me"/ |( z, p3 |3 s t! x, f/ {
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
# p# j' @1 ~$ xThank God we can choose our friends.' P( V* S% M. R* a% O4 U
% `0 t5 ` T# F3 {3 j+ R0 xThe more you learn, the more you know,
8 O+ j4 u6 S( o' T, RThe more you know, the more you forget$ e" c( B4 V, [* b3 T
The more you forget, the less you know' x3 H/ R; `; T8 e; L
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.# ?% L" J: Q b' K$ |% p0 ]
A train station is where a train stops.
$ Z* [+ |7 W! X. Z0 X* i9 gOn my desk, I have a work station....$ z }; Q2 T% R1 }+ M' ]6 a! p
what more can I say........+ y7 b5 K4 n, T I4 u2 x* F* G
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