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it is your fate but,
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$ x! B6 [4 V, w/ Iit's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
8 t d% c5 l# H9 Q/ Eeducation ruined me.+ o9 V: D, F' R$ }
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Practice makes perfect....1 ]8 y: U; X* D0 S4 u
But nobody's perfect......; Q* T7 M+ W$ |; B( I9 h+ a- M+ g+ Y
so why practice?
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" Z3 F- y3 C' F+ C" g3 g) Q' y$ ]If it's true that we are here to help others,5 \5 e1 X- A$ X2 o, j
then what exactly are the others here for?% h6 x' Z7 n6 j4 K4 {* w0 A/ `
6 G' W/ X3 ?" P; B, K1 XSince light travels faster than sound,( S* T( q: M# f
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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$ e0 E/ \' q+ eHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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' m% R, S3 o1 |7 @( SMoney is not everything.
" X" Y3 E8 t. x: `4 EThere's Mastercard & Visa.6 z5 W) P3 h. E) i0 _: ^
! W# E3 ?5 r) R0 \9 o# }One should love animals.4 D& m5 Q+ P9 p( @* i6 f; F, g; I
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
) i( v5 ^$ O6 H% m4 U4 BAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.6 w- f, a- g1 u. K; \6 D
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Every man should marry.( k& s) X$ P' K4 G$ H# P3 R
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
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( H- ~; @* X ?+ e2 @8 U2 _9 YThe wise never marry.2 t; }+ p1 _0 e2 C% y$ E
and when they marry they become otherwise.4 c+ n0 L6 c0 o
* ~$ P# {. A8 H6 S& W; D1 b0 j1 lSuccess is a relative term.
. D. R8 d6 }8 j" e7 Y% e8 }* N; SIt brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
# }: ]+ i. Q* p8 t+ f: Qwhat you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"' J9 B1 h) N9 ?( m6 Y: X8 t, {; B
So go to sleep
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+ k' A( z' ]! s, P; KThere should be a better way to start a day
$ \- H5 B- E0 ]' w, R$ aThan waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"2 _$ \4 U9 e% F8 U. w% @- Z7 P$ ^
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"7 Y7 T4 l' F& p2 I ?! o
I can look at it for hours8 q! o; k" L5 u2 n3 F/ E
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God made relatives; H: \$ [. o# L
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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, Z; l/ W9 e9 A; P: {7 ~9 DThe more you learn, the more you know,
* t) u- k+ S! T8 h) }The more you know, the more you forget
; X7 k; V* R( BThe more you forget, the less you know2 m2 ~8 O C* E$ t3 y; h
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.8 F* P: ]$ f: Z* u3 a3 h; q
A train station is where a train stops.
" Y% v) A9 o: b: g; aOn my desk, I have a work station....
" {' E/ ]' R4 A$ Nwhat more can I say......... V( V' K* t; i" I$ ]9 ~0 o
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