Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
; j' ^3 G# Y8 V: `) c& qit is your fate but,
7 s) |  n  P  Rif your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

/ r- S/ b6 Z3 G( ?: sPractice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

# _, b/ b2 P4 D/ I( f' A6 XIf it's true that we are here to help others,
9 k) ^5 P2 B! V! p; c/ Othen what exactly are the others here for?

: y- U! G9 E* ^. t2 [- TSince light travels faster than sound,
0 L. ]* ~5 D7 l3 g% c8 z" {8 [* N( Lpeople appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Money is not everything.
& B% n. w3 w8 }9 o) u0 ]! pThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
* W0 @3 I, J7 b1 NAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

, F9 v& J+ i# S# \Every man should marry.
% N. X0 d& b7 c7 FAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
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% j7 m! c% ]7 O* gThe wise never marry.
" S) Y8 n$ z; d! uand when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
0 y4 [% U5 O0 p1 D# B' V; V* nIt brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
9 K0 I6 F# w% j* Nwhat you can put off today.
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8 H; @% b8 Z! e) \/ T) k1 Y"Your future depend s on your dreams"
  |$ h* b& M  O# }So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

"Hard work never killed anybody"
  g1 h' c8 I+ m0 X8 m( S4 h3 L. e1 [* bBut why take the risk

$ G. K  p" e5 m8 |"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
4 d& e6 I2 v3 _& UThank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
' N" A$ _3 ]- n3 t& ]8 ~! zThe more you know, the more you forget
8 h5 k( a, M/ e* g( R( S' qThe more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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+ V3 c9 p, x' H, ?A bus station is where a bus stops.
1 l, X. m$ J- fA train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
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Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^