Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
/ `3 m: a! e- r4 L7 s0 yit is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
( w" q. H: y  Lit's your stupidity.

) H0 T  R9 V) VI was born intelligent -
' T% ^& h8 e$ h- Oeducation ruined me.
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3 F& R7 W. J4 U+ y! j; WPractice makes perfect....
2 N( W9 M, }! }/ {) r( kBut nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
  w  K* M' ]! V: f% N' Y! _then what exactly are the others here for?
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1 T" l( l5 U* d, x# i1 }) oSince light travels faster than sound,
2 u+ h# \2 Z  cpeople appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Money is not everything.
- Q1 m" U  b: dThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
$ E! Y. o' [; K7 KThey are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
+ l6 H. h1 _, k! e: S5 LAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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The wise never marry.
+ \# }( q% t) Vand when they marry they become otherwise.

. W* n2 M  g7 _$ d8 }0 z4 WSuccess is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

# R% E8 y: S. A4 Z8 @"Your future depend s on your dreams"
1 D( M" G( P) ~, l* ZSo go to sleep

! v4 x, I$ e! |: Z! k5 W: yThere should be a better way to start a day
9 o  f/ t& m% m- p! u3 ?. e' OThan waking up every morning
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+ n* X# E* B: _9 `' O, R# Q"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

* V3 R* z. m5 s8 u"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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7 \! W8 M: b3 Z( VGod made relatives;
5 g- u8 m1 h, T2 r! b. r+ eThank God we can choose our friends.
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# N8 q0 t3 U5 P3 L' J% c# o( g( ^. _The more you learn, the more you know,
  T1 N# I) g' N$ d$ \! v* h3 |The more you know, the more you forget
& x( v( c$ T  V! r+ }. yThe more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
( _7 B" _. H( L! c4 |; wA train station is where a train stops.
0 N5 z- C4 r2 N! \On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
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Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
7 \. O  e; i  clove it ^^