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it is your fate but,
7 N- U0 E. d+ T# ~) l b$ g: f% Y, Fif your father-in-law is a poor man,
4 ]& O0 n6 J* ~$ b; [. Z- V7 eit's your stupidity.1 F1 M: O2 W+ v2 A% Z4 `/ y0 J- y
0 h4 D1 X8 v+ @; GI was born intelligent -
' U% G/ n6 _" P' {1 p9 I$ qeducation ruined me.- G) @$ l- u; P1 i/ P4 l
% V3 h; _7 D, S! n7 C ^, l( _2 hPractice makes perfect....) o! S% w' ^! _- @7 C& \
But nobody's perfect......
! a: e7 A! K$ s8 R& Yso why practice?' k; ]7 C% ?2 l7 k: e
1 J, Z' n" c; k! b' zIf it's true that we are here to help others,# n- j4 z: r6 f! q* r
then what exactly are the others here for?, n; I6 o& L* k. [! `% d5 P* ?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
9 Z+ e% b9 P" H9 n! Lpeople appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?/ `9 p( {) `; Y% U% s
+ i% J8 n+ [% E% `9 w3 n+ zMoney is not everything.
& W$ N# R$ V5 A& S, U! XThere's Mastercard & Visa.( y3 b; Q R2 ^1 d: q3 I( Z. x
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One should love animals.
4 t& V: k& Q$ wThey are so tasty.1 a( \" u) Z* W/ ^
9 y# R/ u1 |' W- z0 X# pBehind every successful man, there is a woman- {; \( v @. h3 P3 I
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.$ a# O4 Y* _! M/ {1 j5 X
" I. B2 U e% } S5 mEvery man should marry.
' Q$ e2 X( I0 tAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in. ~- Z8 Y" @7 Y0 V6 w
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8 M/ k3 g5 m- @7 n' u, _3 Z8 }' [The wise never marry.6 `5 n: E" `' g8 O) m/ M/ |
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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: [0 m1 V3 P$ D( I X9 xSuccess is a relative term./ k4 ?# z# T9 Y J- r3 w
It brings so many relatives.. m# C, @$ ]+ ~3 O
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
& S5 v0 B" W. d; I d0 Ewhat you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
2 E/ x% X+ V% k& LSo go to sleep( A# j1 N. B& j- |7 W# T
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There should be a better way to start a day( Q2 w0 m- e6 p P. e
Than waking up every morning5 y$ G% a5 o) i$ s
3 r' C5 V4 I S: ^6 O8 v4 Q1 W6 S& ?) @"Hard work never killed anybody"/ J1 U# w& o0 A/ Q* B
But why take the risk
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- B3 c! V3 B/ _9 ?3 W* A" _' S( b ?' b"Work fascinates me"" d A0 i. ~% w' A. z
I can look at it for hours4 ?+ _+ u0 ?, x6 C7 y' `4 q1 ^1 U/ Z
, j3 l) y1 _& z+ V4 RGod made relatives;
: X. z% Z6 E% E: U$ P0 dThank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
6 Z& {9 j' |' i ?# bThe more you know, the more you forget# P$ z2 y: y4 O1 X
The more you forget, the less you know1 V5 w5 S" o% ~0 t/ i+ O
So.. why learn.1 K6 a0 x* E/ Z* M2 M) K% p
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A bus station is where a bus stops. Z' k: a/ {& v
A train station is where a train stops.. F9 `+ b% s% E, G* d
On my desk, I have a work station....* e7 c. }, I/ u. Z) s: L& W/ z
what more can I say........
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