Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
  K5 a. I0 N! d& N& l8 p' rit is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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% \, ^+ K+ c* J8 d0 wI was born intelligent -
: h: ~! E6 b( |education ruined me.

Practice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
' a; ?1 v! x* ]2 Q$ hso why practice?
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. ]' s; Z$ r8 y( R, EIf it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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; Q9 [, l' v3 QSince light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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. W( I/ E% M9 u5 a  THow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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8 a, f4 H: t' F- P; D" e3 |Money is not everything.
* J: J+ o' W+ N* C% z; w' B" QThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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# T) @/ B( D- Z' yOne should love animals.
They are so tasty.

! ?: f' o9 }) G3 U3 ^" WBehind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
! K( g/ C1 W, Y8 d9 K: L! Zlife.
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The wise never marry.
4 F8 Y3 ]4 Z7 |* _' mand when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
' V. V  H, G& p& i9 HIt brings so many relatives.
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; O+ m8 U( D- w# p6 v& |# T0 mNever put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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3 ]: Z0 }  P) M1 \* X8 n"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep

0 L- k# Y$ m$ @+ Y4 ^5 U# D; YThere should be a better way to start a day
1 H" U$ n0 y9 z2 _Than waking up every morning

( z+ N# v5 {; x- y; ^" q8 L0 k+ _"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

"Work fascinates me"
7 V- W  u0 F- vI can look at it for hours

  _7 w$ a, P# ~% b% E) lGod made relatives;
2 K- ~; `. U6 P- R" @0 sThank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know,
  I) s( }8 s* }  B% VThe more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
( ~. S! C& ^. xOn my desk, I have a work station....
, Z8 w- D2 b2 s: hwhat more can I say........
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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^