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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. ' G! V1 E$ s, f2 L) y! @6 _
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.; q, @9 c1 ~" l
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
$ x; X% F% d/ A. \family was invited over to see the baby. / C- n$ p% w- }" n
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk$ ^  F# K9 q; D! u" X7 D. @8 z" g
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.' _! F5 n$ Q  K1 c
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
& Y$ P# ^# c, O+ {; S  B2 _' l( gabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
# s" s; s/ l, G( d8 Ewould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.2 y/ A) H. V0 w5 E4 H
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. 6 |$ Z; ]/ z% U
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful% ]& K( d/ y+ p0 H
baby.'
# [0 I% z6 E6 R' T; n( cThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
- s# t) z3 _& ?  v. ~3 LJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful0 L& h0 r% f4 L/ q  o8 ~, A7 b
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
. s4 ^# S1 P2 U4 m. She see?'
+ g( u  c. i: N/ v'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
" L4 t" r, I; M( y8 l( _# h he has 20/20 vision.'* ^' N3 c; r/ u* V
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
8 c+ x) [+ U% M% @needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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