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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
8 q$ a! M$ N0 s2 ?2 f: k! zUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
- @' `; A9 `# [. aWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's1 w& N3 x* l/ _! P+ `
family was invited over to see the baby. ) p5 M5 C- G9 g7 w
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
* h* k1 [" G7 hwith him and explained that the baby had no ears." I- A* g* h9 h2 y/ J
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
/ A' O) T% |2 g: g1 @* habout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he8 n9 V  B/ B1 _$ {0 Y. c
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
8 C/ c8 N  v2 |7 E$ qLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
. O; I3 D! E5 M, d- _" EWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful; k: W& g) B- W- z- q6 ~% q
baby.'7 m/ F# A' ~$ [# h2 D  ?
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. % x: Z: O+ ^$ R+ W- f
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful$ U- X7 q) n; v+ X) V& M2 F
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can$ @0 P9 x: M; o5 X0 Z
he see?'
/ o8 V$ |3 F- B" w' [2 }! @" s'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said3 q  s9 `, ?2 X* b5 I, w# q
he has 20/20 vision.'( x/ k4 n7 a6 z8 X8 V% Y, l
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
# i/ v! i, e' j4 N) d( T6 Kneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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