The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

秋染红叶

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
! A6 I& b- M, E2 ?6 M3 h7 _7 n& aUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
/ q6 `" Y9 f( y& E: A3 P8 ]When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
: v  w0 G* S( z% B. B' Ofamily was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
, b! W5 ]8 L3 ywith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
% A9 S- ?; i- X3 N! u4 O% oHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
9 r, w8 B6 W+ d4 Ywould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
" T8 ]# l1 {5 B; AWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
4 m8 U2 k$ c4 }# s. c( Gbaby.'
( `# _3 f3 M0 V( r- IThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
he see?'
+ c4 j' P1 n7 d, I'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
he has 20/20 vision.'

! k3 [) m% ?0 M3 K$ j/ E+ |'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
( D" B7 Q, w6 f0 e- |7 A7 b% Qneeded glasses'.

Dumber

Haha! so funny!

織紗千影

LOL..

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