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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
! r) G0 O: H1 l. O( oUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.8 _% d# O7 f' }
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's4 I7 z, k8 k! i$ g& p! J
family was invited over to see the baby.
8 d4 Z, N% W6 y% r  a. hBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
& H8 J6 V$ ]4 p' X5 z6 Awith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
8 ], S7 Z, N+ ~! B0 O1 JHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
3 t. M" _& F$ z. V3 v, G" Yabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
. b: J9 v% G/ k* x, H% Owould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
3 D. t; ^  m5 e/ kLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. ( q0 U( ^8 n  [% N  V2 S/ o- e# Y
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful2 y4 T* |/ w3 J: h$ ^3 i2 I
baby.'
. D  Z7 M# B8 d1 r# nThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. $ L/ E) ^0 F: R* {8 |/ s' K
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
$ I- U4 L% L0 x' V6 v$ H( ~1 rlittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can" S9 m" w" V- x
he see?'
1 U" c& U# A* [2 a'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said& `! J' Y* f- g  `7 x' `
he has 20/20 vision.'
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% q; {% v7 F1 k" s& u'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he: x2 i: S, d2 m) E- o. w  X
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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