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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
- y- p* j& O& n7 QUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.$ l7 a* G9 u. c- b1 e5 W: v2 ?
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
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( N- N7 p, \- a5 X/ qBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
( N7 s; G# s! }6 E$ m# Q( Ewith him and explained that the baby had no ears.; ~) L6 }9 `1 P  M
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
9 q: z+ m5 v* C: j, h; N6 I5 Eabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
( u) h! K: g! d! Vwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home." _! s; J1 I; ^) k0 k# l" ~
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.   g8 S7 Y5 G; l0 {- ~/ {" w' N. u
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful+ o( M( i1 X! Q$ G
baby.'2 H3 p$ [7 V4 K- I" x/ I' ^
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. 1 h, Z. f7 A% p. T: K+ p) S% S
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful4 }2 U6 S% A  v! t1 [8 r: _7 }
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can) _- d  Q9 \; Y( h: `0 Y
he see?'1 q( q/ j1 `8 \7 Y  w
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
4 W  d3 D: H8 [ he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he! p( t3 n1 s) {' N: ^
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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