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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister." o" o. M! z# s$ c/ b
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- E* u$ J ?: }! b6 u$ }3 KMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
: P" C8 \9 T M5 q) f' ?2 p% ftight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down1 L: L% p4 }$ b9 K4 D
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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$ e* h- e. o7 p/ eOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come. R/ t* U% j' y6 k, P' J
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she8 U: f1 L( p S3 ~4 i% v
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't3 F/ C6 m: |* w$ h0 c$ P( p- h$ g
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
) p8 Z4 V% i1 I. ?/ H/ Dcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She s' D8 R1 H, |- F# Q
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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# E, y1 ]( e% |8 a3 F2 g% PI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
Q! X3 ~9 }4 N! zthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
# r" n- M! N: J- I( C. _% ystraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards# o& a' \5 P' W: |* X
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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, C6 V7 B+ @% Q" X4 P5 y0 YWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and! I0 d" R% n" t& h/ h( ^# g
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't9 ^% l7 ^' f2 T9 A5 `9 |' _
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."8 m( C2 J, e* M
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1 i* @/ b1 o3 |4 p$ xAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your# T, ]+ d! T8 g5 ?& C
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