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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I2 @8 c2 |, I: v6 v, u
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was& B& i- z3 ~5 X2 y
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.0 Y5 v; P! ~. q/ d
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. z( e }$ [ kMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very/ n) ?% Q" j8 G4 `
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down- J+ P H+ U. E, e; |6 r/ H
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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7 K) h8 M: A6 c$ ^# i0 x5 UOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come6 |% V+ Q8 ^" r% S; T: ]
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
5 l- |: ]0 P* Z7 d# e5 mwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
1 r7 U7 l. `& w# G4 w) Iovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and9 |' B- g- s% J( V) N
committed my life to her sister.5 f u9 t g( W% V. c" u, _& J
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
7 Q j! {5 ~, E! z; nsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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- Y% i1 y* ?2 ], O( j7 LI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
c8 r2 k( N8 e1 Hthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline4 W1 ^2 F. i8 [2 p0 u' A
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards- u) Z I3 a0 [$ p+ E" s
my car.: a. ?1 H4 m- _/ ?' P: [4 _6 {
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing0 y B- x' C5 u7 p- n$ j
outside, all clapping!. \- Q- F9 p) J* a% W9 K, p
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
, l9 ~0 n2 K8 v' l6 l+ C3 |said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
$ Z8 R$ G2 \9 N) L$ @ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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