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% a2 q8 k. n0 p# Y2 x" Y1 X" u1 G5 XI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
, x! k: E# P9 o- _- w: c: ehad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
7 o- V% Y, n- \+ n( C8 @only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.0 }+ ^$ n; `. U: ^' B7 g$ F
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1 S' y5 r6 E: \! K: g3 H3 RMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very, x: P* J; v+ g! r3 ^
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
+ x7 [- \2 I1 p7 Q) L3 mwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come; u4 D$ t+ U4 E
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she7 B: B) j. ^! W! x' h/ X7 m5 T
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't$ E; Q6 s; V& @7 } |( C2 F
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
, y, L" r0 k$ F6 T8 \ ?committed my life to her sister. N0 X5 B! L7 x& A. J4 \ t
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( |! P0 b# [$ e$ I1 kWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She) |' J/ [/ W M
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild+ g! W. o; C) W) e/ i8 B" O) n
fling, just come up and get me."
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, k; T; \; l$ z* HI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up3 {( \1 _( u5 x
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline9 k8 P* s" K: c0 N
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
f% |4 o j/ B& Z* H' c6 t% |said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't( s# k, F' K. L. P6 e& K
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."* q- ^* ], f a( u9 x: ?' @
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2 M6 M. r8 z% A% nAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your9 k7 U( k1 C' b5 J; w% r! r/ W |3 ^
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