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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.0 ^/ g4 G* F) ^! D# O
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5 W( m; g$ Z# s8 z* t. c# DMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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8 F# f4 n; Z: u7 bwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.: Q2 ]) n: q2 }3 {- V$ C" O8 N5 [
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up" `! |6 Q1 E$ K( q
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing6 ]' s( k' f! P5 I+ U" @# L: ^
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% ]6 S$ n1 N2 @- B% ?With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and# m# T" ^2 z G3 g3 W+ p0 n# h
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't) Z( X8 m% n6 r: a; T( Z5 g
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.". c' o3 k+ l0 Y% A- v. `& O0 h6 v
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your4 a9 P2 g& x; W2 g5 `- v% n
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