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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I9 o& a: t" j" d+ q
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
" t" y- R! u6 }$ {% bonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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3 K9 Q; f* p1 n' \deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come9 a) Z" u; `. W4 \: S
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
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overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and1 @! \7 @& Z6 l; X$ @: ]: N
committed my life to her sister.7 ?- E9 ?; c: Q2 J
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She1 B9 s4 p& I/ A2 r0 N7 \; B, ^% F' W
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing$ |1 u& R2 k& _7 n b' O/ z9 n
outside, all clapping!0 J) z5 }+ G o2 ?
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and. M0 O: V [' ^/ v( d" G- ^
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't* z3 z5 a& E' R8 v
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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