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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I" X% T* h9 g5 n" X
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very; ]4 h: S# R* U0 J9 v# Z0 W
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down* T+ l" V3 B& X( T
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
# B% n% \: M d9 Q" z, qdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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2 T# l+ s8 o Z" T m; I8 j8 gOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come$ }- l# r% @ W$ P) Z( Y0 ?0 @9 U& g
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
. M6 @- _( S& u7 [" y X# ^. e- cwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
8 @& o. x& E9 movercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and/ o; D3 U6 }. m# ~
committed my life to her sister.6 e5 ~4 t7 X/ x, P& f2 G4 h' E
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1 _' @2 V- {0 N8 [7 c8 LWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
1 U. I8 C' M5 ^ B1 Ssaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
; y' u& M6 N, g3 l, J. R; Ffling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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1 G+ y6 g2 |; c. P4 W: m! dTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing( f# z7 M2 g1 v, M2 c' P2 ?
outside, all clapping!
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2 j4 x3 b5 n; P; ^) u1 X+ nWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
2 m" W0 g9 r* i" x1 a: V, R d* Tsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't& y7 ?7 b% H% a) t* I$ K! j
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."5 o, `2 s: h3 [! D0 W$ o; Q/ J) [
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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