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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
# o/ L8 k2 y7 {' Jhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
& h' ?& \; x9 |$ Wonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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/ m- i' D% `. T6 T5 f7 qMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very5 n4 L$ A9 P2 }' e
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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; [0 R0 Z" q8 i5 h5 cWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She) D N: u0 c' g# n" D6 @
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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, z5 j3 J) ?. zI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up9 e! S2 J+ ^: }8 @/ N: [8 R: s
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline L8 U% h) |8 i6 ^7 X# D9 X, I
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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8 c) U. a m; B& V% STo my surprise, my entire future family was standing3 Q$ \8 X# h, ]3 J0 c. m Z
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and" a9 f* D& o/ n7 r: |' v2 e; H- c
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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