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" S; h# u* D% d8 Y) RI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I7 P4 p0 v' c: ?* v1 f% w ?+ D
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
! F' d5 P6 s7 ]3 g& gonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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4 M$ q; _$ P: H# K/ b: FMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be# [' y+ M- p+ Y% E
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come! _5 s9 ]. \6 W& l' L: y1 d* o
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she; y; G; P# b: J3 z% \8 L
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.* J( _& D/ A+ H# v
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
3 y6 ^' ^% t( P! Y/ Osaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up l/ n* S& ^/ w4 t+ J( N2 S( m
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.9 C2 @/ _3 `2 H4 O
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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: w% A- D& p3 {, `* ]& EWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
9 Q5 Z& o! n- Ysaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't* R* K$ r2 P7 S& ]6 y8 ?) c
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your2 E8 u2 u# Q5 l) p6 }
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