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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
! u* s" Y" x Z8 Dhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
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; B5 d; X# M- D% s" J7 PMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
4 z2 Y4 c- o3 w8 O2 l0 Etight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
5 ?. N# t6 ]/ D' i% Y7 ]# Swhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be9 P- @; c1 |4 C: j7 Z
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.! Y2 Z8 j2 B' R9 f- J; G
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come" [ K! O2 B, a) H; ?" t" H
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
; H" z" y/ a& y( q8 r9 xwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
0 z2 z$ j# c+ @7 a. |; J1 ?9 R$ x( ~overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and( q+ U7 o4 Y1 ^$ A$ B
committed my life to her sister.
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! T+ j. X' l3 X, CWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She* R0 f; j6 v4 b4 f
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild+ h+ M8 t0 |! g4 g3 g. ` ]5 [4 M
fling, just come up and get me.". S8 g4 }4 T3 l' k: X
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7 t) L" o, |; f7 lI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up# S0 }% I. u4 A6 ^% N
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
5 i+ B+ L$ }. q% A9 u& Nstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards# R9 \8 T, r( G# m9 X2 l
my car.
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; v3 [: A( ^# i$ oTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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- I: ]% S3 L7 s+ i- UWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and9 W" P4 z' F+ M7 \/ T5 n; m( d, l3 Z
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
5 Q8 C& H/ e6 b& R3 pask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."" j) U1 A1 w* ]' a) m9 g
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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