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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
5 z; T( y! b4 Y+ Y3 ?had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
/ Q) _, H2 W }1 B5 Monly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very: A% l8 i; e+ C
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down7 _2 I4 ^/ D3 @3 a) N! c* [
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be% l2 x$ Z$ ]9 s5 P. B
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come G3 p0 N# `1 N3 L
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she+ [3 A' I2 w+ p* Z2 Z! D
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
0 A/ P' ]( L& @7 `overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
* h$ h' M p: D) t6 }) [/ gcommitted my life to her sister.0 Q- c5 t% {( l6 R# `& }0 n. H) [
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1 q5 F4 G$ R; H( z2 ^Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
% |, D9 M: f- _& [/ b' Q' x7 usaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild1 J7 A2 a* \* c0 ^2 Y% D4 {8 m
fling, just come up and get me."
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+ ^) c& R$ j( K. GI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up8 Z0 c# ~ V: T) u+ v; O# f5 e
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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: g, Q/ \( k* n. R( P9 iTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing# G+ q, k$ o7 ?) v/ e5 V+ J
outside, all clapping!6 M! |+ h* k- M, {# i+ ]
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your% m% Q A6 |1 c( _4 y0 L/ j
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