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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
/ x; S, K; a9 |& t Whad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was0 q; I$ Y. P1 k6 T; U& ^
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very" G! N( b+ w U3 ~, o& I9 T W8 L
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down' A8 Q8 u/ e) V9 i0 L8 }: X* |) j
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
8 y! N6 x( j" b; C J- Pdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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9 e6 o' N, C" i# ^1 K h' rOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come% s5 w0 Y9 x% p4 B, ~$ A
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
/ G4 ~. t1 {: q% V2 `& s/ \whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
2 ~+ t/ w9 p% I- |1 hovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and2 m6 A, R2 k* p; a& p
committed my life to her sister.% v$ P$ [8 x- a' t, p# X" G, s
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
: e0 `. u! v3 J+ C ksaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline) G X$ i$ o+ d: ~* q: L+ i
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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5 V& c/ p( C! f8 U7 H4 n, yTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
& ? P/ q: c4 M) k* isaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
, |. O4 Z/ j& s* Q9 g& Yask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."$ j4 P b! k1 s& o4 ?5 V. H% P
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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