Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN

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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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$ O3 {0 J1 T  Q7 t. ?2 E THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .


"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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; H- Z4 U0 z5 X8 |6 q9 L7 |, S I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."



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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.

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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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3 A* ^/ W( M% O: _5 j "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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, p6 ?; q$ Y: c1 A4 z2 }$ Z4 [ THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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IMPRESSIVE..
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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END.
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7 B% t# Z, K6 a4 j& Z THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.


0 `; v* }: ~2 s; A* d* P THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU


7 F7 w# @' a% o9 X# J LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

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