Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN


WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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3 h" Y/ ~- }2 b SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.

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0 h  i- p9 m" X! D5 ]2 U THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.


I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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2 K/ t8 Z: i1 W) x; a A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.


THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.

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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,

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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

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  o, b! S: D8 D4 _+ b# A THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.


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9 [3 P' }/ r  i) Q SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.

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" Q, y4 q- [( g  l+ k SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR

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END.

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9 d: L! K) C6 Z6 e THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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. q# `  p2 d% R8 e: K" P5 ?4 h THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU

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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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