Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN

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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.


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. l3 t" g; L+ p5 ]0 T' a' E THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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( S2 n6 h+ w% o5 l( q "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."




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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.

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& N) I( L) v& ~2 ?8 r* Q WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS

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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.

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6 W* H. E8 b, H; q* m- p/ a SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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END.

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/ O+ R6 |. g, Y% b" O THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.


THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU


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FAX!!"

織紗千影

HAHAHA~
3 W2 L* i# N: d8 ^5 m! }I read a similar one before~