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发表于 2008-4-26 09:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.( i/ q% m9 p$ [$ U- }

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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.5 C$ N' ]9 P  x/ Y9 A- S/ z7 D$ ?

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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.. h: Q) ^7 D1 g+ f7 u
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3 k# b3 i$ U$ P: z THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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1 E1 j3 j8 i* k$ j- a; H& _ "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.: Q6 R, ]7 y) _% f  H

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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."* _$ F% i" v$ B& ~, x: z' [3 G0 g
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+ G% ^, l, Q0 R  O" u A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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" Q% Y3 i7 \7 ~3 l; e: J7 p WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,5 K  j6 P& d$ i+ h* v
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5 {. [" K, T, T5 D" Q "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."7 R! _+ y) I# s) ^: ]1 ?5 l

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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.- @9 X! t% r  |$ P3 A9 r' p% y! p2 H! o
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.6 H  h9 ]$ X# r2 m' \

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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR5 O+ |: P# k8 K7 [

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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER., Y" U, K1 B1 ^" \1 p$ X
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8 G1 Q( T& w# D THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU' H. d5 A  b& U: V
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7 c2 e  N. E. g6 d! n, w LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A6 i* `) G/ S5 j+ t- Y
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