Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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1 ?4 [' z& H' J& W. B/ i THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.


THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .

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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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$ |$ e0 R" n0 Z% t3 k- T  n8 o/ E I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."

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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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1 ?" d/ n$ {5 h THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.


NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS

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IMPRESSIVE..
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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1 Y$ A# f# z# | THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU

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3 J2 p2 e0 a0 C) N9 L LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

織紗千影

HAHAHA~
I read a similar one before~