Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN

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5 f- H% U* F  Y- a* y WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.


THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .

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8 g2 r: d) v' Y# X( m "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."


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3 X0 b6 W) ?* Y, b THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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+ \& z6 k0 x* G NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS

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IMPRESSIVE..
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  L. e! s0 |3 I4 N6 Z SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.


2 \+ Q" g' X" f: ?: D SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR


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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU

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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

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