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发表于 2008-4-26 09:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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1 h! V: r6 f: I WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.' W. }3 I" `- E* f# ?# \

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5 o( h6 d0 J. S# U+ M/ ?0 W" i THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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3 N, A. B  @& B& a; u& c. Y- @3 h THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .* n0 Q/ x$ |) F% I" j& }  _

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1 K. m* a/ ^( z5 W; l+ x* y, q "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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, g# f% e7 P- } A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.7 X7 e+ z( u9 u+ I+ x
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,/ b0 J/ o8 t5 {* a5 l7 `0 n9 u

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6 @% _6 c& e0 ^1 H "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.) n( U/ S. I8 R' @

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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS; Z2 R, N0 Z! n8 X2 C
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.0 s. q# R& ?' {

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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR5 H# G+ f' {% s' B$ p) z: c, i

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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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' |' _: R+ }9 s8 E, j; g+ \: N! p THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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