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 THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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; o3 Z' e5 |6 P: c. Q6 y WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.# Q' C* n. |/ \6 i L
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3 a% C7 Z% C( t/ [ SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. d f1 `& a5 o9 e9 Z v* \
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .9 o( b6 g# ^4 x5 k
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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5 l6 f5 w. }$ T9 a/ ?( e4 C I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.' Q! b# A/ Q# n% s+ L1 I+ |
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" Z- N9 R9 _9 H! ^ THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND." J9 S a! Q+ H" V1 L$ ~; j
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' V* w" H( R! U. x& U, P l THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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2 m1 Z Q t b+ Z0 j NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS! k% @+ f) N# T1 K
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0 r& q) O4 \5 x IMPRESSIVE..
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU# \' M- H1 q4 I8 E, |# N
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A3 b+ ~. t. X4 k: Z9 d2 `2 U" ^
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