Three Women

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:02

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.8 W2 q8 M( W2 |, [

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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.: Z, @2 ]: l: m6 |

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. ?8 V& Y, K8 e: h THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.! Q8 L4 o2 S! t% L9 E0 Q' w
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.! E0 Z( }( ]& U2 ~

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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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" f: m" x. z& E! _, g5 o/ ^ THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU& D! S1 K, w3 N6 q
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A1 Y: L8 ]% B: x
FAX!!"

織紗千影 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:34

HAHAHA~
I read a similar one before~

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