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# F/ n y+ i2 R0 o1 \4 ]# P'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' 7 r# v) w/ _! i6 Y, C
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'& ~( H* c9 L+ O' f0 r) g
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................$ E, R6 I0 {7 Y& l
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' ! l6 }" e: m, u5 D9 _5 W: m+ b/ ^
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. ! p4 Q4 G2 T5 L# ?) H# a6 ?: J" Q
$ U: ^* w1 U, J! B* BGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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. v8 h5 E+ {$ @0 K1 r1 J! l'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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