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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her. ) I( L5 r: ^: O
, {: E* e5 b& Z+ E'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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4 K# C3 J. W/ V0 L'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'4 n: X2 n ]. r! }+ g' [. h
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................8 E' T1 T% `/ ^) p( d! z
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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1 i4 Y. l; O0 A7 OGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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& V' Z; y3 |( S7 G4 D/ \: w7 `' m'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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