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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her. " o1 `; ]6 [6 C! \
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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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5 d, Q( y3 k- a! S; L4 g# aThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' ' @1 F, l' K: h T8 `# u
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
; p1 s' M4 u0 }(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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3 X# e1 \2 @2 W/ v: lGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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. n) a5 k1 n& x/ ] W'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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