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( g3 R; [7 o$ H+ ]' y4 C$ e, o'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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) m# W0 k2 V& z4 B g T1 x5 ?'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................' x$ b9 o8 {( \+ [
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' % U- F6 x- q4 M* n9 {/ c5 x
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. 9 c7 _0 B4 E/ a y1 G
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' F6 ]# m/ X5 d8 D) t+ e2 S
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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