*** Prostitute

秋染红叶

An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her.

'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'

The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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6 w7 L  u+ q: f( n' y'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'

'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
3 s6 o/ i* W8 S0 O3 o  K- G(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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, R3 l7 ^  q9 L& R'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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' _! g* `1 R$ W5 {, ?. S: g7 XGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'

'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.'

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billzhao

so interesting
; U3 r8 W0 ~) b5 D: ]0 @& Hthanks for sharing

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mikkiyu

好笑,,,,,,,,,,,,太有才了!!!

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