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) D; E# s7 n! U1 q'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' 8 y( ^5 ]3 m3 y0 j9 M4 w" H
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' . C( z3 A1 v' v7 Z% U1 U! S. C
' `* p. U2 X2 G/ I" u \. R'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'+ `" v. E# X# S/ ^+ U( V: D* m
* v8 ?5 W- v( K) U+ i'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................0 w. Y2 j [+ Z
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' 2 {9 H$ N% t6 P# q, L
/ U% J/ f8 _% H'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' ; `& W4 V0 C/ }1 B2 D& F+ l
9 \! p/ X2 N- f'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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