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; R3 K$ d# a. @8 u6 y" o% Q'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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2 K+ N7 a8 T; g% f7 V$ u6 E" x) g'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'& Y. n8 `' W, G( ^
" n( i& @/ `2 ~'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................" ]1 H$ p2 j( v$ N# ?# L; D: @, N
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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1 O& a D }3 i% ~* tGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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/ j; i, O7 |1 n/ B: j8 R'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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