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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' 5 |5 n4 ?* M1 z9 R) r
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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4 V! l2 o/ m4 w7 b" S'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'! H* ]" r7 k/ \9 `2 f8 u
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
2 U, E% m! e: z( N9 V" N% J(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. ' Z+ U5 g C0 s% e8 k! y
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' % ^/ L6 C& x7 \: A/ k" N. @
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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