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a7 {: \- r. ]+ Z) m'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' 8 _: D7 X2 O* Y, Y
9 t. I6 P. E3 rThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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: g! {2 z" Y6 G8 ~/ |6 {' a'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................" g, ?$ L) |+ p, _5 Z. i, j' n
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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3 [+ N& [0 [7 t3 k; I; u'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. 4 T" R8 N/ q( N& K0 s
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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: ` f/ C: O v'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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