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& ~0 F" Q" Y6 m6 X9 }If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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0 J8 I5 Z) O; v# y. W9 ]If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
6 j( i+ U; g6 }$ h& \( {3 }4 |If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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+ A- w- ^% M' G: ~* M. \If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.9 F- f) x3 j% t' e' @
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity./ b( _! x) X, y- Y% m8 G& C2 @
0 E9 k( c. o k% o7 L$ V1 `If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
* J# _% L$ o \% |2 ]9 M5 ~If you keep quiet, it's male indifference., ?3 E: \, q7 u+ [" I. E2 b; T
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
* o' @ J/ R; U- QIf you don't, you're insensitive., D; v* \. t) Q, q
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
5 \& U+ W: c: v+ f, Y' P/ Y6 dIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.9 r2 N9 N. G$ F7 }: a9 w
7 Y( q2 O: a$ Z8 r! v3 W8 @' y% ]- ?If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.0 o+ Y9 k) e: [6 n9 S9 G: W
If she asks you, it's a favor., n/ @. S" T3 n" U9 K ~
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain." h! d( [7 |' s
If you don't, you're a slob.: b1 A: a& @# ~8 ?4 I6 ~- a
5 k; d* @& W/ N" H) hIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.( r: t9 u2 v5 n8 f* w& t% U
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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5 l& w8 j0 ^9 V9 X- G LIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
; J: k3 [; E {' I+ d; mIf you're not, you're not ambitious.$ v/ P( u( x7 Y! ]" X7 C/ n e) E% I
9 }- s4 t1 |* o4 J9 YIf she has a headache, she's tired.# Z, X' {+ \) A% e6 f0 L
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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