Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
0 |+ ~4 Y! c) i* C6 ?, e" @1 j9 D! bIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
+ s" }7 ?* @9 v! X3 CIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

. ^% |1 i" A3 e: P  }6 UIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
& b$ Z% R+ }: {$ W- n4 g" t" ?3 wIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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/ {& c5 O) y# _4 z+ }If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
: {+ W" K* q& ?# n2 DIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~