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' B( A3 h( ?+ C5 m+ X: D7 TIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.2 ~1 l9 T) \$ r$ j s* y" i+ X
3 k; K) U" ^, B. q( L4 QIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.' a, d$ R6 ]) K+ \# n
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.( c- Z- j- L$ i# {: t4 R& s) J
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.* q2 C6 O0 j( B2 l
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.% B( V* K- J: Q$ a* V4 W9 h) u
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference." O* N6 A9 P; l6 x9 a( T
2 Y- W, E: n; G. Q% [If you cry, you're a wimp.- }7 _; ?& s7 J2 ?* l: T
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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/ L% D6 x$ Z' r0 J ]* ]- b! TIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.# ?% r& l* q- g% n( B
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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! O' ]. l5 V9 a% |9 B8 _If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
; j z; q, K- D/ vIf she asks you, it's a favor.- q, ]6 E; n. `7 f& K+ j
& v6 @9 b- F2 g2 m# {If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
' e, H. \; r0 X% x+ _If you don't, you're a slob.2 Y1 X* r7 v3 _+ f" k
; L9 r$ O# R4 T4 oIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.' k) R. d" X- H2 Y5 Q- U. m3 @
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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; K$ I q. i3 z6 U; q8 \If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.( f4 h2 _6 I* j! d% \( C
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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1 I' `6 X3 r, H; H( x C0 ZIf she has a headache, she's tired.* H& u3 K$ N7 m4 i4 y
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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