Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

  w. s6 B' C4 sIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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. a1 n4 q" I: r- B+ U* `If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
9 e4 s" q- Z5 @8 j- N5 u$ [If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

6 P7 v4 m6 O3 c  s& T6 X0 D, kIf you cry, you're a wimp.
! E; K) a' R7 u7 ~4 DIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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0 G2 C  Z' o  e( \If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
! W2 l0 J% d- C% u% G* G' AIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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0 H1 h5 X7 F3 u9 A/ f5 @3 tIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
5 v6 i( R$ i" s3 \3 _8 zIf she asks you, it's a favor.

- t, k+ b2 U& z' {6 c: q' ~If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
8 u: p/ L- b, o8 ^5 ]If you don't, you're a slob.

- I" m  `4 E9 w) k3 z8 z% RIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
4 |+ {3 D2 W6 `( NIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
& m8 D+ P8 |+ @0 Y; j) B- Dfeeling sorry for the guys~