Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

" X* H! E! a' [; B- DIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
7 a7 W. Y: L8 T0 |9 H- {/ GIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

$ A& ^8 n: P& B& E$ zIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

( o# a5 |/ V  @" E/ L3 pIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
/ r  u+ N$ I/ u6 _% GIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
6 N6 |" }0 b/ l4 DIf you don't, you're insensitive.

; o& P4 i, Q2 r+ X% k. j* OIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
. W2 V  W  K$ w3 F2 Q7 qIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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/ p: Q; C0 ]' L" Y7 b8 _If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
9 v& E7 x4 Q  j$ l: MIf you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

8 M/ {  J9 f, G8 l; l2 JIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
0 E1 H. o5 A. W( N9 z- lIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

  u% p. J' V, I2 PIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~