Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
7 R- V7 o8 s: r$ v( \% L; yIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
$ u3 _4 w' W" MIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
) M; ]1 r# e4 M, `. JIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

0 E  u8 H- n- s( B7 J* AIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
; @8 v% Q! K1 e! t/ [8 V& |' |If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
4 V; j& j% y- _% sIf you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
  T; u- S) E4 C& T- J: _7 P+ t1 mIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

9 O5 d' y" r8 H1 E% J0 p& a  Q# ZIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
+ T( W! o" N$ v! B# t( qfeeling sorry for the guys~