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+ v4 ~* Y$ S* N7 V. r" jIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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0 r. B& X4 a: x5 R- [- y2 zIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
. N6 g, s! v- KIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
0 T5 k; v$ ~: t/ |' ?If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.1 ^) s0 E- U7 q# K9 O- y
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
H+ P( H6 H' _" t3 U0 C& @* R5 WIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.+ H7 _) Z4 @& c2 r( `+ o# Q
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If you cry, you're a wimp.! F% @( L4 o/ j# Z u
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
. e0 x% u2 w, e5 r8 p1 `( t0 X! z$ ]If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.4 j \& L1 E1 J: _
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.' P& K# ]4 M9 K/ Z
If you don't, you're a slob.; K7 r% ~$ O3 V- p/ G9 \9 ?
- c1 L6 |/ q9 A3 \, lIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
2 | g4 w P. v+ X5 z1 QIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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5 z6 S2 ]# f% \4 E% g' PIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.: Q) `) }9 R9 Y
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
& G. m6 M1 i# d# w! K8 cIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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