Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
8 E: b, ?5 q' f0 zIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

7 q4 R% m- i, F% v. yIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
* C: A, g9 x( _9 T  }0 F5 `; ?If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

4 T1 ?2 L' C5 K8 z4 HIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
4 x4 u. e% k0 u! @If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
* S# b5 I! Q5 D2 D3 YIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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3 |; {7 a7 `: S# VIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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& o7 l/ ~$ H' T. \9 v" X5 aIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
% i/ Q1 F; G/ i! _0 I) y- uIf you don't, you're a slob.
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7 x; f% Y8 S$ `! [If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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% t4 u1 S/ a3 \$ X9 S6 m  iIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
  d$ H3 ?0 |8 H& g* d- G. oIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
0 a3 h! X" Y) S; _feeling sorry for the guys~