Brother you can't win

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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
' F: @6 ^% x; ~7 F% g: H) ^5 O  `4 rIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

, H( r5 e; V0 v# ~/ SIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
( L+ M; ^) f9 k8 `If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

( N" `6 K. C. N3 w! I% _If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
) V. A( j* m1 Q& K  ]: J$ ^0 B: XIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

8 e/ Y( C& t' F/ G6 rIf you cry, you're a wimp.
# o( e/ f/ e7 @- L  m3 p; W  mIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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. ^( q* V2 X* PIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
) H/ U% @- I4 Z1 bIf she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
# |5 W6 |4 X0 P# A) L4 @$ `If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
" L3 J5 M6 R. w1 r) }) HIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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2 O! r$ S- W3 z; Q$ v- n1 x. }; rIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
7 w* p: S: a, ~' W9 X/ v# @If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
3 d0 {, {8 t2 u, @* v2 afeeling sorry for the guys~