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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.& c6 y6 o+ _5 d& y i6 B
5 r8 ?! V4 y* [If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.1 d r9 y+ p- s( }' o
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.' P3 }$ \% u6 u
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.5 M) E1 R6 Y4 M
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
4 Y* P$ c1 U/ d! p$ o* y1 RIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.% G7 I' P$ U9 Z# {0 a6 ~
" {& C0 _/ S( L. A" t/ BIf you cry, you're a wimp., S) l o$ C* ~
If you don't, you're insensitive.7 n# Q3 @5 i* K" a8 k9 H, f7 ?
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
6 N; F$ I; ]4 ]* f) OIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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; ?1 U* p' L; I" xIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.- w. a' V0 [/ ?
If she asks you, it's a favor./ I' @3 |" d Z0 r7 d' f- y" q5 \
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.6 _ {( l+ b; v+ S
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
0 v$ u2 }5 W+ g, n% NIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.3 L) c- c/ l2 q6 O
/ N- ~* Z7 K8 V' D5 Y PIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.: k z2 r# a$ Q) G+ |/ G
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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3 T' X* o/ [! Q% f4 i2 B ~2 W2 IIf she has a headache, she's tired.
- X) w6 N9 F+ R( lIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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