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发表于 2008-5-9 17:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Believe it or not.
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Woman has  A! U8 C2 @5 @# d: B/ u- b
Man
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in it;
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Mr. in it;
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in it;
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Madam has5 j. e6 s7 R1 H$ g5 u( W
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No wonder men always want to be inside women!
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legs of a woman.... ' A$ A; s( h+ Q7 W: V6 g
Why?
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- `; `4 z3 a4 a/ q6 e) n5 _BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME
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1 R: |6 U  Q7 ^+ f! oOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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I never looked at it this way before:
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3 R# f* B+ N! sEver notice how all of women's problems start with
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MEN?  
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MEN tal illness0 G- q0 K" s$ }, a, g
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MEN strual cramps! u% |& r# n5 T* }$ f) }7 {/ W; M: w
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MEN tal breakdown" ]8 ?# I( |- U& U  g1 w7 [- L

  ]' f+ _2 f6 s" J" ~5 n: S; KMEN opause
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a
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terectomy.. {& ]* X' o0 r% J; ^8 r1 _% ]

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Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.. j( l5 T2 i: a( y

! s# C6 h2 Z  Z) z5 l% n' i% dSend this to all the men just to annoy them
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Have a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe.....
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发表于 2008-5-13 10:30 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-5-13 17:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
interesting~~~~
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发表于 2008-5-13 20:59 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2008-5-14 11:11 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-5-14 19:04 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2008-5-18 16:19 | 显示全部楼层
what's a hell
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