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发表于 2008-5-9 17:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Believe it or not.
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Man
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in it;
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Mr. in it;
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Male9 K# N4 Q% a4 |0 R  t( h
in it;
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in it;
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Adam in it; $ o/ k# e2 C- R! G# y
No wonder men always want to be inside women!

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Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the9 h. M" X) X* D9 o9 ^( S
legs of a woman.... , C& o2 N9 z* S' A
Why?
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BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME

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+ J( v- W9 i# N% F, s0 O, N( ZOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...' q* U/ `, \4 c+ O& w4 {
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I never looked at it this way before:

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0 ^3 f$ R+ v) t8 H. PEver notice how all of women's problems start with
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MEN strual cramps: Q* H3 @; y" s& O) R/ ~
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MEN tal breakdown) T8 M" r" i+ r, G5 t
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MEN opause
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GUY necologist
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terectomy.
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Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.. |# y; b" C% w) d% u

2 V, N  T) I/ u9 C5 W+ Z5 H% r' DSend this to all the men just to annoy them
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- M+ c: Y+ v6 V, u6 m# J- Q0 OHave a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe.....
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发表于 2008-5-13 10:30 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-5-13 17:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
interesting~~~~
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发表于 2008-5-13 20:59 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2008-5-14 11:11 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-5-14 19:04 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2008-5-18 16:19 | 显示全部楼层
what's a hell
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