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发表于 2008-5-9 17:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Believe it or not.
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Man
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in it;
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Female has
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Male
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in it;
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He
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in it;
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Adam in it;
4 N3 g6 V  v, _5 Y6 q$ bNo wonder men always want to be inside women!

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, k0 w$ a' n# k! V( f0 ?Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the, R' L/ c- C8 C" e
legs of a woman....
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- B3 D4 v1 L. H8 [, xBECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...( m- `% b, Z1 f$ t) {
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I never looked at it this way before:

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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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MEN?  
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MEN tal breakdown
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MEN opause
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GUY necologist0 ~) k9 s1 t7 s

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When we have REAL trouble, it's a

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HIS
terectomy.
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  p( a" u2 U; j7 F' z9 t: KSend this to all the women you know to brighten their day.
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* }0 O. o- b; T+ n$ P, \5 sSend this to all the men just to annoy them
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# g$ s5 }. e* k5 t" \2 A5 ~2 kHave a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe.....3 r' Z% C) \! v# `
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发表于 2008-5-13 17:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
interesting~~~~
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发表于 2008-5-13 20:59 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2008-5-14 11:11 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-5-14 19:04 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2008-5-18 16:19 | 显示全部楼层
what's a hell
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