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Believe it or not.
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Man
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in it;
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in it;
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Adam in it; $ o/ k# e2 C- R! G# y
No wonder men always want to be inside women!
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Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the9 h. M" X) X* D9 o9 ^( S
legs of a woman.... , C& o2 N9 z* S' A
Why?
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BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME
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+ J( v- W9 i# N% F, s0 O, N( ZOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...' q* U/ `, \4 c+ O& w4 {
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I never looked at it this way before:
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0 ^3 f$ R+ v) t8 H. PEver notice how all of women's problems start with
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MEN strual cramps: Q* H3 @; y" s& O) R/ ~
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MEN opause
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GUY necologist
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9 f& A: V" K# t1 P0 a) O/ oWhen we have REAL trouble, it's a0 ?4 }: W" r+ o! c3 U6 n
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Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.. |# y; b" C% w) d% u
2 V, N T) I/ u9 C5 W+ Z5 H% r' DSend this to all the men just to annoy them 3 [5 V! ~5 a0 ^
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- M+ c: Y+ v6 V, u6 m# J- Q0 OHave a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe.....
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