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发表于 2008-5-9 17:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Believe it or not.
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Man
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Mrs. has
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Female has
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Male
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She has
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in it;
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No wonder men always want to be inside women!
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9 l3 ]. {7 y+ G( V; U7 O5 ^Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the
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legs of a woman....
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BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME

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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...- L0 L7 q7 T  O  ^! V/ l) F4 ~
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I never looked at it this way before:

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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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MEN?  
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MEN strual cramps
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MEN tal breakdown: I5 A' B' q3 r8 f

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AND ..
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a
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3 t! @6 Z6 Q  A  N9 oSend this to all the women you know to brighten their day.
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' ^5 T0 ^6 r, xSend this to all the men just to annoy them
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Have a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe.....* S/ ]& ^9 F' @/ s, w3 ^2 n$ J
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老杨团队 追求完美
interesting~~~~
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发表于 2008-5-13 20:59 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-5-18 16:19 | 显示全部楼层
what's a hell
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