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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
3 a( Q$ V: B) _7 m! {- kher two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
) w5 x7 Q5 F3 w" X% S' bWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'& a2 n) V+ Z! z, z( j
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
& h! J/ n1 |/ ?, ?, ?, ^1 dain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
3 \3 H9 p, \- r' F4 [1 k$ ~think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?') d5 g1 A s4 L; n7 b
- l5 N+ q* e$ P: p 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
% h1 ~* S) M. D/ P8 lcouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
( P$ x* X8 ]# b% {# p$ M* zshopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
