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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
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" |* k, t8 c; P The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to4 S. B. `+ i, B% M" S$ a; S! _
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
4 ~! ]' I' i g The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
# x; k3 W4 `0 U' vain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
: i) p$ b" B* J( hthink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just a, t3 U; C( k# T6 h Z
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
