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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with) _# i* E3 B; R8 `* f) U* A2 b
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the4 D/ j- `6 r, L6 z/ |+ l6 C
entrance.
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r+ H4 k* Y: {3 ^2 h! g The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
0 h9 U0 J5 T" j" h3 z4 EWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
2 N7 Z( Q$ B" u. G2 A, ` The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
1 z6 p1 f# N! Cain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you+ O$ i# b p6 h. K0 c2 \
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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7 y7 O7 h9 u& [# Z 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just9 r7 f% M; N8 x9 F
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for O: z& _: B5 L/ T: g/ u
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
