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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with f% D5 V9 N2 `
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the- W. b9 B! O" z7 `0 F- y+ U! W
entrance.8 b% F$ {- S/ c8 R$ Q9 |
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to+ d; p; T0 U4 W" g6 O7 I
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'4 G4 i9 f$ U6 ^ e
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they0 T7 B- q# ]# {2 r% e r% f- f
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you! }' W8 x2 M' f: ?# m2 w
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'0 u& F' @) X+ e; {, p: Z
$ ~3 w: E: d; Y8 O- f) q& ^ 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just1 A1 B7 b1 H! h
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
9 E- I* i2 H3 |# Y* {shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
