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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
" S4 G2 _9 ^* e; P, C* Fher two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the4 ~7 q3 W# I) I4 P; H! i, l; M
entrance.
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; e9 i- J7 @: ?: R0 b- H( ]$ y* ? The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
8 V0 `# n/ w0 Y( g2 iWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
! _ ]! K: h/ S2 ]4 s The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they- U' a% |5 N7 x! G+ S8 _
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you& v6 W) [, @. |( V( ~
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'# h* w! u5 d6 F. I# [3 G1 ?! S5 d
: L( `$ s( C9 |5 v2 C 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
) L0 w8 g% V6 n# Mcouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for: P, W2 `9 H; i
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
