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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
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entrance.
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6 P! I. J& c% @) v/ g0 p$ d( x The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to4 {. C. w# n) l" G, B
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'$ o: J+ W7 r. [( Z2 T0 o+ O* ~
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
4 W! C. J* V1 n+ W; b3 Zain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you, O# F0 Z9 z5 G4 S* b9 N" @, E3 I' Q
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?' Y; Y8 }7 o! t: M$ G
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
