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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with$ H, f+ K! N# G, H( Z
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the) {8 _( x: {9 y5 _! y! v$ }* D
entrance.$ P" Z' T( K) Q5 J
8 c9 ^1 h/ i2 _ The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to) ?! K' a4 m" a; M* r }4 c$ J; Q$ I
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?') P/ a# V/ j- T% C; I, K s" D
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
3 Z9 P3 m( J c8 X$ z. iain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you) n0 n2 o+ M3 e `
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'4 F4 v7 ]9 U" T
- z+ U5 _+ G/ e9 Y+ C 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just4 M! o. f+ Y2 r2 T/ `
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for% p7 N) m3 l. ~0 `* o5 Z' A. A
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
