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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with/ ^4 [% E% a6 {$ @4 x
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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3 a2 g. S0 D8 Q' C The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
7 P1 t8 f9 Z$ I' M- D3 w( _) R _Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
. S0 W/ U2 b+ Y The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they( o3 X/ q5 x* y8 x1 @
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
: S z2 S6 }( h* \* X4 u" athink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just2 f( U% Z( `9 @0 B' M7 ^1 m
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for8 E( t( `! N+ A8 Z/ v1 M
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
