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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- ) ~( t, o. q4 b* W; ]
( R0 _* B4 N3 [4 {ACURA: " F% z0 c$ i1 f0 D! B
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile l& k4 K, V9 @5 h w/ W, s
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
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0 J3 A; f; A0 o7 g ~- [2 ^. RAMC:
( C" G1 K+ w$ JAll Makes Combined
% V# n6 i" k1 x$ \A Major Cost
% W( x/ Q: C/ Q4 I" H/ j0 ]A Mutated Car % E- O7 D, O8 \0 M( ?1 k% E$ h, A
A Morons Car ; P1 z$ @- h2 f" V) c
Another Major Catastrophe 2 c5 D6 u* u' `, V
A Man's Car : ?( o l/ e1 j
A Miss Conception
- [, K3 P( } @+ w6 fAll Muscle Car 7 a8 j3 }' @" c5 p) O
All Most Car . q2 p$ `$ Q6 q9 |
Annoying Mechanics Constantly / o, b' M% E6 d$ I! K
Automotive Mental Cruelty 1 |, D2 v! F" `9 j4 X t6 ?
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, t4 Z9 y& s" u, s9 ?5 L. h9 JAUDI:
! s0 a- G8 o, @% WAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented 0 V. c' O$ ^5 l" y% ~- h# |' k8 i1 P- e
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence * X$ y( u o( n3 S" A% T p
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
* [* Y3 A2 y9 w7 e7 O# OAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention * `+ ?" j' u* y( H
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence & \* c' J1 I" s. H7 g
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
1 K/ g* P# p7 P* I" hAll Unnecessary Devices Installed
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BMW:
. U* E3 l" k% d' {' FBig Money Works ; T% ?# g2 p, f% T9 y! Y3 ]
Bought My Wife ( s7 t# G) @. y5 s4 |, x# p& y' f
Brutal Money Waster ) T) u3 N7 \" F% a; u7 F1 e" y7 ?' C
Break My Window
: C S: i. [5 a8 b$ S. bBreak My Windshield
- d0 n5 d' P" S) D" L2 ^6 a* dBabbling Mechanical Wench 4 M- ^! `; m1 O, x& r# Z
Beastly Monstrous Wonder 4 o4 D& X) j3 J9 {
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
. w$ P+ [& v# o4 W# X* IBeautiful Mechanical Wonder
7 y& G% F% H; ~% vBarely Moving Wreck
* O, x6 a2 M6 d R3 b2 J" @Big Money Waste % z3 C# n# K$ P+ }0 Q8 X- \. T' C
Big Money. Why?
, z$ @' ]4 `1 m% l8 K( Q' _3 zBig Money Works * M; Z( w6 d5 k" h: v
Born Moderately Wealthy
8 z9 Q! h2 J$ O! ]! pBreaks Most Wrenches
0 l8 M9 H9 V" l, ^1 S- o6 uBring Many Wrenches ; h1 M$ T: |% }
Brings Me Women
- \5 ]6 W. L( IBrings More Women * |% g$ p3 }! ]; U$ R u
Broken Money Waster , I& F! p: V' c g& K" H u
Broke My Wallet ( i8 k5 @4 E+ z8 E: ]$ ?
Broken Monstrous Wonder * {' s% j( s. \. w! x: i
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch , @9 x _ G+ V1 b7 C
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
7 L4 n! R' P/ \( r XBavarian Manure Wagon / Q" F4 h3 K% r! e2 ]
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BUICK: - s$ w& E! R7 p3 a
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer . \! T2 c' D% W' e; f" g% f
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King & ?1 t, h0 I$ o
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Camaro:
" t( t/ s& e, S9 b6 ~/ F: bCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? f$ R- N3 _1 e: H" p! x
Can't America Make A Real One? 8 J2 L% V3 p9 ^ ?4 O4 k7 Q! w) x
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often ' f4 j" n; R( a7 z
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often ! O+ p: Q8 }: l; {: k! p
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& ~) |5 ^1 f7 q# eCHEVROLET:
: X+ v% s; n. Z5 |5 C3 d) ZCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips * j% @+ x0 B6 y
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
! V! H: U$ G4 ^! L1 }8 H+ SCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time 1 j1 G8 R' z9 i; e
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
8 z' d: P# J8 H7 Q) ~6 Y2 j/ a; JCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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- u8 c! \4 q9 P* M5 K$ n$ }DODGE: " D$ n1 o+ B* `( V. _" [+ [
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere . V, R5 X( H7 S& u! d+ Y$ D
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater 4 e( a& @ K9 B- s3 F' V, X
Dead Old Dog Going East
) F- ^7 j) ~1 |; aDead On Day Guarantee Expires % I% v% ?8 J6 E+ N# |
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy ) Y. J, U9 v2 t
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
5 z8 T9 _5 j3 e3 d9 A& u9 rDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
' U) F. G/ G: I! CDear Old Dads Garage Experiment 9 ?( e) W, O {$ B
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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EDSEL:
4 S9 V- G* i t/ D- A, k: ~& gEvery Day Something Else Leaks 2 j6 W4 S }, B# T. c2 W
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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Failure in Italian Automotive Technology % i! v P: p; h! ]2 R! |' ]
Fix It Again, Tony 9 E$ |- D" a0 F. |
Fix It All the Time 9 r! @& w( G9 S
Found In A Toilet
/ k7 `3 e! z- U! M% |# h% xFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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FORD: }* `0 H& l9 I& e+ b& J: c8 M$ d
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge / e- O) [9 c( [2 w; i' y
Fix Or Repair Daily , n' h( `1 G# K7 _7 J
Found On Road Dead ( O+ l# ~/ K9 b0 P2 t6 z l: B
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
8 V" u: t) h; ]8 A+ e# fFirst On Race Day ! q2 f1 C* J6 I3 x$ s+ q' Q
First On Recall Day + i- x& {+ P0 f$ r7 L0 \
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
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7 s" L. H% B( v+ C% E( m7 ZFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
3 @5 k' ^: A8 ?" h6 `6 FFatally Obese Redneck Driver 0 t0 V$ M. k$ l; Z4 k( [
Fault Of R&D
$ \7 c5 ^& g% [! ]6 s' a+ H# I! WFinally Obsolete Racing Device }" \, [" G) M- u
Fireball On Rear Denting
/ T: |. s# @" zFirst On Road to Dump , ^) T5 v, P* p1 T& R
First On Rust and Deterioration $ |+ g9 |) a/ \- `$ t3 B* e- I
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
' @; [: M" M9 U- z3 {6 R MFlipping Over Results in Death + m- A4 j) u& l3 {
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
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1 [9 N- J1 u/ N0 q+ SFoot On Road Decelerates & L( y9 X- g( _, H# w& i
Forced On Reluctant Drivers 4 q! G' n1 [, u4 \
Formed Of Rejected DNA 0 r( r% ~$ W1 o8 l) n
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
. j3 Y6 Y |- V3 h$ c O9 rForward Only; Reverse Defective
( `9 Y7 S5 D _$ X+ b+ v% sForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
0 [# b% C6 ^' ~Fork Over Repair Dough ; k+ E& T, \- C; B& Q/ F' p
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge : u8 }! m# H& \9 n5 [2 u3 J
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration 5 W* o" C) J& m7 R! n5 l$ l H- X
Free Or Reduced Drastically
& l" F; E* K ~9 E3 JFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
7 I9 c+ t: Q# ?Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
4 [( j+ p; T& d1 p% L2 W" HFunny Old Rattling Dump
; p3 Q4 r3 _: W7 z5 X+ v5 QForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
% b7 t8 x( x4 I9 xFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA ! I( d* m& Z3 V- f
Found Out-Right Dangerous 2 M! f7 m* `2 L- l) r/ W+ T
Future Of Racings Delight
( I7 a% n" h3 i6 o5 |1 R5 M; @' \(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
J0 X) h2 L3 X& s5 C/ h8 g(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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Lacks Total Dependability
( s( J# F/ L! Y! zLots To Do 9 X" P. H* D9 g( p- q8 ? {4 e4 w
Looses Transmissions Daily 8 w# o0 N4 v$ G. A+ s- g6 c: U; e
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked $ O* [6 b2 s2 r
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GM: * Z/ o" F( `- ?4 f) S
General Maintenance 9 o2 r0 N8 {8 Q7 x4 u
Great Mistake & K+ b( u" o% M' ~) O! y8 R
Garbage Motors ( P; C$ X4 G1 _. A
Generally Miserable
* t8 \5 ^9 f6 U R- o5 dGrossly Misconceived
* W: j! B' _+ p% x* wGluteus Maximus - K% [7 O. ~$ |: L$ Q; _. q
Good Money 7 h: A/ ?. B) F$ _# X3 p
Goofy's Manufacturing % M5 d2 Q- U' L+ Q8 |
Gone Mental
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Grief & Misery Combined 6 X' d3 h# b. f1 X/ {0 ~. a
Garage Man's Companion
( r) D+ ^( e y! [8 X$ zGotta Mechanic Coming?
. y5 _) M/ g5 V y( d/ v. xGenerally Mediocre Cars
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Gets Mechanics Crazy + o' E" m" _3 h" J
Gods Mechanical Curse : b* b3 M3 s8 V& I& t* I
Got More Crap : F" n2 T* _: G3 \& q
Great Mountain Climber
* E# ~ E+ l0 G9 w: a0 HGreat Motor Car 1 \* o6 d; M' C, B* o
God Made Chevy
_" |! O( G: U2 G0 J. ?% aGood Moron Car 2 F4 C: |8 U8 }$ R& G; ]
Got Mine Cheap 3 x# l' n; \# z3 ^2 A6 s( V$ o4 G/ h Q
Get My Checkbook + L9 w ]% W! C; n7 I* |1 q
Gone Mad Corp.
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GTO:
" C; o( a A) H+ CGas, Tires, Oil ; r+ b) Z7 Y3 M6 k. j1 H
Get Tools Out , B( ?/ n8 l9 X9 L. D
Get To Onramp - J" O/ x- t: [4 Q$ S5 Y3 r' V
Good To Own
! O; @) q+ P. O8 \; }Get The Others " ]* q" `( W8 z: [- F1 ]
Generally Trashed Out
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Gone To Overdrive 8 N) |% M* Q9 U9 O: z4 a: u
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HONDA:
/ w* n: E$ O: H6 PHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything - r; [0 T9 _9 E2 R8 k* D
Had One Never Did Again & ~6 k0 b9 P6 m4 n
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating 7 d$ p# Q- t0 g2 s/ A
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
. `' Q8 L x: r3 k" y; D" HHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
& ]/ P: }6 _1 a- _* k M) c+ CHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration
; ]. C2 A. m) P0 mHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration? ! U: F. }$ ~- T) o* w4 m
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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; \0 w4 o) b9 WHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... 5 G, Q: Q. V& G1 W% x
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JEEP:
; x& ^% _$ O) o& W1 R4 `- WJust Eats Every Part
* t$ X/ O/ |5 e: |Just Empty Every Pocket % g5 l( @1 m+ I" o& F
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly ) U! r5 _2 V# L3 g- m, B) }+ }
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes * n& w: M7 j4 R }, w+ s
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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KIA:
+ C1 c5 q6 e: u8 N& \Kick It Around 6 [7 M2 w0 e" o& ` r. O) X
Kick It Again
7 D6 I ?9 P2 ]$ wKilled In Action
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious % w- y1 c7 [4 A+ ^. s$ e- f& l2 [
1 R( C/ {4 W0 kMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along ' m" o1 [0 g9 @5 k
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MG:
q8 q, _ Y2 `, c7 K8 OMoney Guzzler . _/ x; e$ [7 u5 w9 J9 B7 f) V
Mostly Garaged * s6 [7 K7 f% |! W% a
Major Goof
% u0 Z8 @8 F! J, u( X- }MGB: Might Go Backwards ) N. x( N. I, J. M
MGB: Might Go, But . . . 9 a2 m P4 x/ l1 d; X+ }5 t
MGB: Motor Going Bad
9 _7 ]# p4 ? A" {: B2 u$ C- J5 ZMGF: Might Go Forward 4 C, }" t5 Q% [% g6 F
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate ! n( u% a- S9 F, k- l
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MOPAR
2 u% \8 Z4 ~% U) G" O0 NMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
0 u3 v& i$ H/ Y* N% i2 n* `Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
. C+ f$ i5 y7 u; [6 i, ]3 T2 [Most Often Passed At Races
' f" z* O! k/ G' l& Z3 XMostly Old Parts And Rust
* V$ ^8 G3 N2 h3 RMove Over People Are Racing ! ]; q# S/ ?0 h- S" E# ^
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly 3 c; d* G9 d u
My Old Pig Ain't Running
. r" \4 R2 s8 E/ T2 I$ V2 V7 J8 a( h% KMy Only Problems Are Repairs d8 T2 }' S' \" N! |
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement 7 d* M4 n( k8 o: c/ n+ y7 E
More Often Parts Are Replaced
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MUSTANG: 2 L* U9 N. w4 F( w
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
0 ]/ I! t; y6 F+ K$ m# M$ QMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
4 g/ y: V" H! ?' h( ~4 V! y7 lMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
: D* ^& v( D) z6 l( q, YMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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, H% h! y% R0 a2 l# N' HOLDSMOBILE:
. Z4 o; j' y1 H8 c& {$ ~; j, l8 yOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday D" m) s e9 P! r/ h* Q6 k- L
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment * E5 [: c& ~2 V2 g/ L
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PINTO: 0 l- r8 k3 u3 H
Put In Nickel To Operate # `( H6 L' i; e* \: M0 v0 z$ k# r$ R8 ^
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook + K. k* y7 \" M4 M
Put In New Transmission Often 0 D: A$ L, K4 ]' y. c1 W' H
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC:
9 c' e2 x) z9 Y# ~" r$ tPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car % Q* |) o7 t4 T' I* \
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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PORSCHE:
- W: Z9 M' P# ?- \) k# Z/ [Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
6 f( g8 _+ r; d% V7 hPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough ! X, b% [/ t1 X4 f3 \
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SAAB:
& {4 c# |2 J& g% Q; g9 H# h# d. DSend Another Automobile Back
9 T+ D4 d; s" @4 jSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown 9 c1 A: ~3 E2 I7 d6 t3 d
Sad Attempt At Beauty
9 }% L8 m* J/ ~! w- ~Sorry Auto, Always Broken 8 t+ g- {$ V- M4 V$ d" P
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards - o) b* w, ?- \3 K( [3 Z: V
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& }1 z; D, o' Y; n9 C0 [SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually S& h9 x2 l, P7 i1 Q
2 a/ V2 q. O! T4 VTOYOTA: ' I1 U9 c/ ^$ l% z: d: p% @
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto ( i% g6 q. q8 n: Z, {0 C! s' W9 _
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass 2 Y [- G$ `6 \' f' l6 e" F
The One You Ought To Avoid
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TRIUMPH: ) |7 s% a% J* }/ h/ O2 U0 S# m. E' Q
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! : N* u( x; s, M0 w& p D2 ?
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! * u# ]8 v6 @8 } m1 X" e
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) J+ [: j$ u& RTR: Tools Required
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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Vintage Wreck ) t& J7 Q/ Z8 W! I3 G
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