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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- 0 t( u k: P$ O- Y2 y( d; T
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ACURA:
$ ?- ?' `5 l1 d/ C0 o6 X/ d, d3 }: mAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
5 k- p2 R1 K+ l* G) hAsia's Curse Upon Rural America - n9 Z. {2 N" B6 ^. g) u5 M
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7 j6 @+ B% N2 I$ r$ k0 I9 Q( ~* F) HAMC:
, H& j0 \+ H# e3 `* XAll Makes Combined $ M$ w* u/ o1 n0 o
A Major Cost # Y! p/ a* ^8 _0 N: d7 i
A Mutated Car 1 P. C7 N* e9 N- F
A Morons Car . X' q0 `1 V3 Y9 n: l! K4 u
Another Major Catastrophe
1 }$ u `2 s6 K- g& m7 ]A Man's Car
* [+ H, c! |6 e8 o0 m: ]A Miss Conception
: {( A3 A6 C5 ` V7 QAll Muscle Car
9 y8 p! @3 Y- u7 v4 _All Most Car
% Z( x- Y/ n, k4 IAnnoying Mechanics Constantly % p5 H6 m: F# X9 q1 Y' r! C7 {
Automotive Mental Cruelty * d0 I, u, g3 l( |; r* ?
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AUDI:
& ?! f0 [5 [ H/ r1 q+ i2 x0 XAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented
- u4 o6 A3 r. d# f2 mAccelerates Under Demonic Influence
2 m& J' z, i# [ K4 Y# v2 S/ IAutomobile Under Demonic Influence
- O+ @4 i6 f, Z* `- k$ HAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention % o, K6 ^/ X1 y# o
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
/ Y# K7 g9 M' jAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
- o1 R: g' \0 O' W7 V s: IAll Unnecessary Devices Installed ( b7 B- x1 _1 m7 ?/ q3 X
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7 G/ n5 |( s0 e- L _BMW: % b4 G+ C+ F- M# b/ y; L
Big Money Works 7 [. G8 a+ ~: f4 ]3 l" _2 S; [
Bought My Wife
* N/ U- y* E* q3 x9 NBrutal Money Waster
\2 K, [7 V' m2 d) PBreak My Window - |2 _ P2 p K9 z q
Break My Windshield
0 C; R% D: X: ]7 v |! j8 iBabbling Mechanical Wench
- a: g/ Q+ c ]4 u3 P0 Z( P# ?Beastly Monstrous Wonder
8 e' z8 @" P5 d% }! ?/ ?Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
+ X- s' o, y3 k% e/ K% H- b9 mBeautiful Mechanical Wonder % p0 y+ \( S- y" S( J
Barely Moving Wreck k4 K% I$ \- A9 T* r/ L
Big Money Waste
+ s4 F! p$ r+ C+ t7 I. {5 V! hBig Money. Why? 6 ~) ?, O" E& u2 Y
Big Money Works H& {: `8 v% e7 Y* G6 g# {: F
Born Moderately Wealthy
$ H" R4 K2 A* V! F) R8 y% V" RBreaks Most Wrenches
/ v* \7 F* |+ Q( B4 DBring Many Wrenches 1 Z- m+ }3 ?( \( G: j
Brings Me Women
, J. t( T" X2 |3 G/ wBrings More Women , t" l0 x$ q, f j+ E
Broken Money Waster
3 ?; r' p2 T; N& i. b8 [ H) w( x# ]Broke My Wallet
$ C5 M+ S# y% r' PBroken Monstrous Wonder
4 C* |/ C5 `3 r; m- k( q7 u) eBumbling Mechanical Wretch
# p# Z( d, _2 S$ x0 tBlasphemous Motorized Wreck
& U6 M+ g$ |( k5 h4 h; T+ L( V7 VBavarian Manure Wagon 2 f1 S- P: M8 C4 x2 [& K& `
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; O/ t' T& v U, m8 Y5 |$ EBUICK: , { B7 Q5 a4 b p0 o
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer ! G+ G: G+ u, U1 Q& W
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King - D% V/ v) d. g" ?, e
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Camaro:
2 D; g6 R; k" ^2 x: X5 cCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? + r: \* N3 j5 p
Can't America Make A Real One? # m! z8 ]- P ]
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
! l0 K A1 v9 e8 O, nCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often 8 U- P) o1 q$ x5 B4 x1 \" ^
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9 P. @9 T5 m. O2 X: rCHEVROLET:
7 X. z& g# p; m8 c6 @Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips n2 \) C0 s j# B- H9 q
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
: ]4 O; `" p6 t. J4 D% zCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time " u5 H6 x+ {! d$ B; o5 g
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques & o, s5 M2 |0 ]/ a1 i, b: X
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology 9 `4 P, C- Z% N
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8 c$ z7 K7 E/ N% U8 ODODGE:
. f/ i4 u6 I) h+ L* @5 n; ZDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere 4 [% S0 F9 |0 p% ~5 ~+ X% R
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
. S' L$ f6 z. I) r% p7 B6 @Dead Old Dog Going East k% w7 g( N" i& i) w, l
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
' l! c. ?! x4 G( ]# f* kDead On Delivery, Go Easy
1 d4 s3 x' S: e9 m) u3 D: x% PDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
' N) }5 ?2 ]- {3 a3 R+ P! [/ {: DDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter 9 F o) \& N+ D
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
& g# J) V% l7 WDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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EDSEL: Z, M1 H S8 a# Y( c8 u6 ]
Every Day Something Else Leaks
$ \$ d& K: p8 [! OEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs
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Failure in Italian Automotive Technology ) M v. s. Z/ O0 ^0 q
Fix It Again, Tony
6 d0 q% e9 \% _# \* iFix It All the Time
; q& A; x; @5 Y( VFound In A Toilet
, u- B4 Y7 l$ [: w5 A! j2 VFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation 4 G; p/ W* U4 q/ m4 m* g; s
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FORD:
3 s6 T* E5 [; ?Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge q$ V, j) b( X- P A' O2 F# Y ^
Fix Or Repair Daily . f9 N# ?- ^3 W6 Z
Found On Road Dead 4 c; u2 W- u) R' k
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
8 J1 _+ v* h* O5 t- h9 S) WFirst On Race Day
8 H7 d, H' I2 O) y. U: QFirst On Recall Day
& ~1 C9 \& [ S6 Z: K- r4 ?) zFabricated Of Refried Dung 1 `: K6 f$ k* v' y9 w ^; X; d* b
Fails On Rainy Days : K% h7 x y. b. A8 z
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream , j% h% H7 e' l! u a6 k+ U6 z2 K
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
4 q' G! |9 p0 J% I0 PFault Of R&D 5 a7 f% y* I) l6 E; S% ~, Q3 h
Finally Obsolete Racing Device - y/ [% t3 c/ J/ ?
Fireball On Rear Denting 3 {" _) t, a% Z4 h- s
First On Road to Dump 3 ^; b' V P( I1 Q
First On Rust and Deterioration
& ^: K$ u8 r8 |: UFix Or Recycle Dilemma * V- v1 |, ?* C* _/ [7 A: p
Flipping Over Results in Death
! E/ p0 N) \$ rFlipped Over Roadside Disaster ) @) I% P) Q) w, s2 \, {# b
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
. i/ j) k% ]3 w+ N9 c. @Foot On Road Decelerates 4 e: A- w) k7 N3 `% ^
Forced On Reluctant Drivers ) d- O; t3 p' }& t" Z# d
Formed Of Rejected DNA
1 s8 q" k+ u, ~Forwarded Once; Return Denied 9 m' H; d) c. S
Forward Only; Reverse Defective % J1 P5 ?7 X% `- P
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
5 ?+ ~% i/ P9 Y$ B1 _Fork Over Repair Dough
$ j8 g5 z8 J% L O6 `+ ~/ p yFouled Out Re-done Dodge 5 D' Y% T3 R. \3 j3 k* Y- }, P
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
! Q( X8 I' E# O5 f4 yFree Or Reduced Drastically " j5 k% z- X7 ~& ?" n# J) j
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed 4 D0 h3 v- |) T2 m, Z
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable 0 m0 b6 w+ ]5 n
Funny Old Rattling Dump 8 P: R- |' Z% d9 g+ D1 L
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
) M* M- J# W# q* wFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA 5 R+ n% h& ^" m% u9 f
Found Out-Right Dangerous
. y- t a, A. ~6 _: zFuture Of Racings Delight
' G- p! `9 z3 Q% E( t(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot 3 B5 F- F* K& h! e- d! I; C( w8 @3 ]
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords + p1 Q4 T' `- L( w, D# Z; C
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Lacks Total Dependability
/ r0 K, ]; }9 H2 L9 a# h( mLots To Do
+ d8 O8 c# y- X. k2 ^6 U* a/ uLooses Transmissions Daily
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked ; d$ c. j! J& z0 t* F
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GM: 7 t Q; W4 _8 ^1 F( x" _
General Maintenance
: w& s# J1 L* ?' CGreat Mistake % A; z q1 E) m9 q
Garbage Motors # \; F4 f6 {. Z" m& Y) u
Generally Miserable 5 P$ _. p; v& M/ N6 @8 K' g
Grossly Misconceived
$ g& i; p( J" I9 E( YGluteus Maximus
. U1 ^, F/ \( F/ ~# [$ ?Good Money 6 I7 l. u: O; a. I" p4 ^
Goofy's Manufacturing ( v5 X, V! _5 T# G, w! U0 d
Gone Mental
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GMC: 9 d: G& Y6 E1 c4 H+ H
Grief & Misery Combined $ O: }5 U; T: I
Garage Man's Companion - _1 g3 ?* x% ] ^
Gotta Mechanic Coming? 5 k5 M3 i% t3 C5 d' N0 \" T
Generally Mediocre Cars # i- \% G* z: y; W( x
Get More Chicks & v |, I' m4 M0 s/ `$ S
Gets Mechanics Crazy
7 v( A" y/ R+ }+ o5 _' }Gods Mechanical Curse 7 ~2 ~* p q8 B/ ~+ I; \* z
Got More Crap
3 C: L8 F) g% OGreat Mountain Climber
# V' S) t0 P1 u" x' X& }Great Motor Car
) M3 s# h0 j4 w8 NGod Made Chevy - g2 C! t3 A1 \; E, i2 _8 t* ~) |) j
Good Moron Car 7 }! `2 Y0 Z9 ^8 \- c2 @
Got Mine Cheap
- \. s+ V2 H9 M1 @8 g& RGet My Checkbook $ v2 W* L9 ^4 `8 [8 O% T
Gone Mad Corp. % U4 @! _/ M" X2 @' r5 ~7 h2 }
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GTO: $ [/ ^# j% v4 t; |! A$ |
Gas, Tires, Oil ; u% ?9 R8 T- W1 b
Get Tools Out
6 c: m( H- x4 z: {, N4 sGet To Onramp 6 G4 B5 t( p+ w* M" j3 ?
Good To Own
6 n3 t; g+ b8 ?/ O/ n, Z7 f( C- w- EGet The Others
5 S8 I* l( H$ J8 l- d3 P {6 d3 a9 {Generally Trashed Out % ?0 R* p: h! a9 {
Good Time Out
. K$ ~! S6 z9 t6 \Gone To Overdrive
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9 A" B- |6 S' N9 c, E& g6 k i: RHONDA:
- ], ~) U, Z: K! A& C$ m+ @- lHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
) q* D$ N6 q. c8 ]Had One Never Did Again ' J* y' t. j( S6 z! O/ J2 E* \
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
|2 `, K# z" z& d9 p0 B/ SHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
* k& m5 w$ d' F# J; fHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles ; I9 W) @) C4 C! k5 |
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
$ U1 W9 w% p0 A( d0 a& C0 ]( o* THow Odd, No Darn Acceleration? 7 o+ G- G k: F
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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: q; C L% T4 z4 f3 c. IHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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JEEP:
% Y9 g: @% W' W+ pJust Eats Every Part
+ C' {+ @- b2 b' t8 ~Just Empty Every Pocket ( \+ q5 P$ e4 `7 n( ~" J' p
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly ; b; C' a. R" o- ?9 F& q- F
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes * D8 m" Y" U# t8 W. P. T
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts 3 B2 l. }4 J% r( |! S
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3 o$ c1 I' Z1 H, v% nKIA:
# _0 n2 _. u3 ^Kick It Around 1 F% ~+ d' q/ G& ?2 w* V* S( r1 l
Kick It Again
3 U- {& M! a a; n9 n) q qKilled In Action
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along & q( _; m) t6 w
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MG:
2 M8 L! e# j6 u2 M- s( vMoney Guzzler L2 ]# g) k- H b; W
Mostly Garaged
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MGB: Might Go Backwards
& Z( ]8 w' t8 \! G$ iMGB: Might Go, But . . . R+ M/ n* p- o+ s; p5 {- |8 \
MGB: Motor Going Bad $ v( U: \/ L9 c- Q# f# G( O0 v
MGF: Might Go Forward % w, p3 g: Q$ ?& h
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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MOPAR
) G% W" ~" `! T$ v5 h$ vMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly : d9 ]: \: x9 Y% s
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously 7 g$ U4 Z. d/ v: f, T; H; X
Most Often Passed At Races
, `+ e% U+ N6 @9 JMostly Old Parts And Rust 8 x. e8 k; R1 z- }8 s: d# F+ G
Move Over People Are Racing
' x4 J3 a) w' l- W, jMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly . B, I7 T: R' z
My Old Pig Ain't Running
9 T) Q2 V4 J+ l kMy Only Problems Are Repairs + e! u4 f/ X& j) V- P' o
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
3 t3 u, }+ u, W" {7 OMore Often Parts Are Replaced # L/ Y7 I: g/ X; }( S; Y9 d6 I1 K% l
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4 {' x8 N0 Y- RMUSTANG:
; V+ v2 I! R$ E8 Q4 h7 d2 zMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
1 |, Z6 K! l8 X& j1 S0 ^Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go * Q$ f. c! B% z3 y5 R0 b8 O& S4 y& j
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go + ~ N2 Q( P! e! A0 H
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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7 ?+ s& N; i5 q& {9 e6 ZOLDSMOBILE: " A# r5 |4 D/ a' `% v- L
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
, ~% y% F- ~6 a$ |+ g$ _Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment 9 j4 L6 t; M4 K0 \4 {
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PINTO:
# L5 `0 s1 d) d4 f' nPut In Nickel To Operate , s+ t& V/ k' D! e) A3 v
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook ) k- L' O6 h6 ]1 y3 A9 h
Put In New Transmission Often ) X* Q4 r# k% s1 s& F! ]5 B
Pushed In Neutral Too Often 5 O! j; ?% V, x& |
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& ^' Y, ]8 D9 q4 P3 [8 NPONTIAC:
% x7 r3 o2 S- I. [5 j- EPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
" { j0 G4 s3 a3 ~& SPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac $ ]. R0 z; ]3 f% Q/ c1 l# y
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PORSCHE:
1 M! B9 \$ I4 N- b( p XProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything 5 z5 |9 Q( X" ]* _! Z% l
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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- e( k/ S! s* V/ n. CSend Another Automobile Back
" ?' H! I" g8 Z4 I9 U/ W$ [: aSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown - p% U; P+ _2 v3 |# `$ ^6 G
Sad Attempt At Beauty
' b4 ]: j7 L7 m5 M9 B$ M2 w; K- Z/ ?Sorry Auto, Always Broken 4 r7 q# x" X: b6 w/ f! ~* q- o
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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TOYOTA:
, u6 k2 z0 N1 ~" d: FToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto - E; ^! `! ]& B0 R0 w
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass ) C1 M1 _: G; f
The One You Ought To Avoid ! h# O& s8 D6 {
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TRIUMPH:
- @2 \1 r B8 m) ~$ `) ^This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! ; O! n; l5 V6 Z$ N5 @8 c
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! 1 b3 g( W6 F) S6 Q8 V2 Z
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TR: Tools Required & Y' H' S# N& j! l& j! f
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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7 i! H2 e2 c& }Vintage Wreck
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