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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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ACURA: : g# W) Z9 g4 I7 Q1 \! L
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile , B1 |8 H; U* P4 Y! {
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
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All Makes Combined ! _" @' p3 k" @/ s
A Major Cost ( `% d6 U/ y+ N
A Mutated Car 4 u6 v# p7 p5 f0 c0 e# Q
A Morons Car , ^, N" C' e4 a' @
Another Major Catastrophe
' n' V! Y) G& G" G5 I6 `A Man's Car
0 v. b- Z, m1 v4 u4 bA Miss Conception
$ y' h/ ^9 \% j( l' O# PAll Muscle Car
- D+ }6 @; q( e5 E( EAll Most Car
# Z, ]$ i3 v9 |+ k" A. |Annoying Mechanics Constantly : t* b# c5 V; L; L' `
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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AUDI: ) C0 l7 E F% [5 u
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented 7 {" m; n# j9 N) e
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
; ^% D$ j8 i; Z2 \8 J" G1 XAutomobile Under Demonic Influence
3 y4 Q* ]" ?" l1 K# |; kAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention 3 r0 ~$ H1 }) \% l1 y
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence % E* S$ `# k2 j' P+ o, Z5 L3 I
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
# l( E( u4 c* pAll Unnecessary Devices Installed 9 W' l3 R3 s2 L T0 E
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6 \% {/ j2 S* i. p; H0 EBMW:
. w. z0 g$ I v, Z: y6 zBig Money Works
2 ~6 ~/ v" Z2 p: k/ ^* {Bought My Wife
# {+ a2 |8 j& d) V5 ]; mBrutal Money Waster : e; O$ i3 W4 U
Break My Window & P! D- k: t7 D5 n3 c& n9 R0 S
Break My Windshield
( ^: J$ q7 b4 xBabbling Mechanical Wench ; ], \7 N3 f" M+ b
Beastly Monstrous Wonder - g) N- g& _, I; p: x% B, N
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
7 ~9 n B- }6 S9 g; D; T. @: X/ RBeautiful Mechanical Wonder
2 g" M% x. ~6 U% E: z. dBarely Moving Wreck
8 ]: x# D- V$ q3 O3 c/ [6 I! zBig Money Waste 0 Z; ~+ C3 w- t& z/ [( U* W }
Big Money. Why? : u" Q! W) r/ x, S! e, N3 Y
Big Money Works
/ d. A8 [# b, [8 P$ D# G2 \* zBorn Moderately Wealthy d) T9 |( z; S+ |' U
Breaks Most Wrenches 0 S e0 F0 _$ @8 q S- L8 N6 v4 r
Bring Many Wrenches % f* g& D% y* O6 D- B
Brings Me Women
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Broken Money Waster
( B* @5 t9 p# |3 oBroke My Wallet # v! _% ]9 w, Y: o* E
Broken Monstrous Wonder ' \6 q% _; V* `% W
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch / H& h. v* M. ` M0 C7 \ @
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck & G+ L% b! C7 f- e1 Q0 l8 N" p
Bavarian Manure Wagon % O! o( k e2 k
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0 ]/ t. t' h* qBUICK:
' O8 O- {1 e- K; ~Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer ' g: N3 t& ~& N# V% ]
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King , v' l0 b" l% |, _3 l5 @ [1 d
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% x/ i& t5 O8 c8 z! y6 NCamaro:
" k5 e7 i8 Y& o& a: K: W0 XCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
: d2 t5 s }- Z5 r1 xCan't America Make A Real One?
$ p: [ ?' N; x c. F. L, M* m) {4 pChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often / A9 h& n$ u |5 N& O
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often 9 b4 F. t# G3 W
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CHEVROLET: : G3 N7 A! `" {4 i, ^' s+ q d; J' ?6 i
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
9 @& i6 {9 D' ]5 f; U" ~Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
6 f2 z4 Y% v, U- jCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
4 Z9 l, }0 E) [1 Z& ?% kConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
8 k C( t' w# W, u) G% G; `5 @0 H) _Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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; c9 l0 P# A4 S$ N. V3 ^DODGE: , p- U; z' b6 g" t o- A
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
5 l0 l% z" i- K6 u6 G' K6 M- ~Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
7 j7 p$ D% t- N% k8 n4 K3 ~Dead Old Dog Going East 0 D: [0 t" w6 V
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires 2 `6 _% j: Q2 g3 H% d$ N
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
' ^: Y. |, r) O" M' N D$ KDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired ; q! S8 T, `& g6 \" N! ^3 H8 l$ t
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
! H, n. h, }& Y5 d, G6 f. V4 ]Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment 7 O& j* U6 q3 c- I; \0 B3 ^# \( `) _
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive % n( p% R+ V0 V; `( k
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Every Day Something Else Leaks
/ \# X6 [) u# I" y, H8 n2 _Every Day Some Engineer Laughs & X5 n9 k% }) e/ g- X) F2 T
1 {3 I$ `# U) E b- k5 hFIAT: * s" b# q4 Y! J; y
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
" B3 p; |" l+ @# l- BFix It Again, Tony
# C, K- F: x' gFix It All the Time
9 v- l7 W7 M) h% }Found In A Toilet
5 m3 s) E0 X+ u- z2 {Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation 4 A9 {0 T1 m- k1 h
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FORD:
" Z0 }9 L0 Z$ N$ P6 z3 fFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge 5 p/ ~! w- }8 n5 q( b* n* G
Fix Or Repair Daily 4 h4 a1 W/ I- x8 q/ X7 R$ A; X
Found On Road Dead 6 w ?$ i. e* y' P; G2 J7 P4 g
Fast Only Rolling Downhill 8 l3 S E& d" D) L8 l
First On Race Day / U, f$ P' h9 F# r# n
First On Recall Day . A8 o/ M7 f8 p3 b; }
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
0 ^; h+ n) `& l1 u. k7 XFails On Rainy Days
; K5 t$ y4 j6 ^" j& w( X! yFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream : i/ v) z: {' O: Z! t: X# B* J
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
3 j) Z \/ X- m6 [0 ?" v7 I6 lFault Of R&D
" M2 e3 q, ^; R/ [Finally Obsolete Racing Device # ^. n/ H2 ^8 Y; t9 ?
Fireball On Rear Denting
! m' w/ c9 R' I5 e! Z; X- XFirst On Road to Dump
: W/ F6 @5 D, J; V. n) PFirst On Rust and Deterioration
2 {0 u _" r9 p" nFix Or Recycle Dilemma
6 k' a. V" }) S& i7 [5 lFlipping Over Results in Death ; u& m9 `# {% k# T% E
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster ! O6 |1 w2 }# p. a
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled % `8 s- o9 V, l) ^
Foot On Road Decelerates
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Formed Of Rejected DNA
1 Y9 L' v0 l+ S2 H9 z& ZForwarded Once; Return Denied
. Y, ]* r( h/ m& w; JForward Only; Reverse Defective ( n* R& f& y: u; S, ?7 p" Q4 P P
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin % d! L% `4 G& K; e( E
Fork Over Repair Dough
# v4 O f5 @0 A! l+ i2 f1 uFouled Out Re-done Dodge
, b( u2 H* Y6 GFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration + s9 X) t0 X) F2 u9 Z5 r
Free Or Reduced Drastically
9 r$ Z1 }/ Z5 {* d( EFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
! x3 Y. {5 i! \' r1 t) {# kFumes and Odors Readily Detectable
+ C) k: H; C. V/ `/ f6 zFunny Old Rattling Dump % m5 _& l, @: B1 w7 {" K
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
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Found Out-Right Dangerous
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(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot / Q! }& u' n- J1 f" H0 ^
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords - E$ F/ \5 J+ g, Y4 w6 p" S6 j- |
LTD: , X" F8 Y- ]4 j* C: Z
Lacks Total Dependability . b6 I. ?( [/ \$ |) e% h
Lots To Do . ?4 p% e4 T: ]1 s0 p
Looses Transmissions Daily
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked " p+ `1 M J2 W; S0 E- L
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GM: 9 k$ m/ o! d# t0 b4 ?" h. T
General Maintenance
" G; P$ l( Y/ v& P$ K7 n8 MGreat Mistake % T) c; q ]4 i4 C
Garbage Motors
5 E6 A. V/ e# y( zGenerally Miserable
: Z$ O7 v! k1 c- Z" HGrossly Misconceived
8 n/ F2 e0 ^: c( a/ S( ~7 ?7 TGluteus Maximus - X: Y/ @' j5 l1 q9 i
Good Money 4 {8 s$ X+ _1 r S6 f C9 h
Goofy's Manufacturing
- ^/ N& i7 r/ `$ M Z2 gGone Mental 8 n1 U# B! X! ~+ H) `, h
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Grief & Misery Combined & U5 \3 Q" u$ X% b! }# ~' m+ G
Garage Man's Companion
4 o, `; ]/ ?% v) cGotta Mechanic Coming? . S) o- p2 n# z7 G2 E( V# \
Generally Mediocre Cars " U6 j3 \; ]5 E# x
Get More Chicks
7 x8 k( ?1 s. h0 b1 hGets Mechanics Crazy ) r X% d3 k3 u' q o
Gods Mechanical Curse {* r2 n4 `0 x( n- C" w+ q
Got More Crap - T( W0 c! S6 A5 S* B3 x2 E
Great Mountain Climber
7 }( y- Q6 ~8 H& w* dGreat Motor Car
$ S. o1 ~% Z% S, x4 {$ eGod Made Chevy $ f/ o. l# s3 q8 X$ R
Good Moron Car
! V* C& D# W4 a2 _Got Mine Cheap 9 w) O# w& k* @* I. E% E; W
Get My Checkbook
* A4 S# j2 o8 Z' u2 J+ zGone Mad Corp.
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2 p* ]( a6 `5 p7 y9 vGas, Tires, Oil
2 M' p, v+ w5 a \' H4 j$ A9 R- ZGet Tools Out , p+ i: t6 z* d
Get To Onramp
- K" p) x: t T1 O* x% C1 o, V7 XGood To Own 6 o$ x( b: n- h F |* R# c6 B! l
Get The Others ) c; |- ]. M# |& ^; w
Generally Trashed Out
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Gone To Overdrive 4 l- j% y3 {* ]
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HONDA:
+ ]/ V% V3 e6 X4 y; z3 |6 hHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
5 |/ r) s8 Z% Q1 H* U) x* ]2 xHad One Never Did Again
/ U6 C, x4 q! J( T% n' BHang On, Not Done Accelerating % F; k' f0 `8 I: x5 |- H
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles 9 E- Y* M& f7 a8 H5 |
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
7 h) b2 r$ X) B4 oHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration
* A' }" H+ h* q- W' v9 i2 U& iHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration? 5 |& l7 G. [7 h3 M2 E, W
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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: k" G- u7 M+ w% p* NHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... 3 X5 ?' I( T( P$ D6 m: m
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JEEP:
: V2 Z; M0 W+ B% I. u6 W1 gJust Eats Every Part
8 m. E2 l) k" @2 Z7 h/ fJust Empty Every Pocket " {' K( ^3 [. Y
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly h8 K. ~: [# U" ^, J" z
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes # ~) g/ F; A4 _+ n, E* S! Q& _2 T
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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5 B1 g+ i! @$ h7 J6 a# }6 GKick It Around + X0 Z3 b4 s! \# X9 B0 O
Kick It Again 6 t) j: C8 o2 M5 ?! f
Killed In Action
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious # C x2 S+ g+ o6 n. J
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along . x( N2 J* d: }4 z
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& _0 w6 y" q9 [Money Guzzler
4 u3 {9 @* \2 w# l' x, mMostly Garaged , L- O! t3 Q+ |' a5 ]! r
Major Goof ' A: {) C1 r. X3 }
MGB: Might Go Backwards " O& }. z* j* j% U
MGB: Might Go, But . . . % @$ T7 h8 \7 J3 h
MGB: Motor Going Bad + l# P+ [* g3 B8 w2 n' h- K
MGF: Might Go Forward , d1 f% E* ~3 G# X5 v& Z/ \
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2 K8 y9 X* z4 w. }5 Z0 z$ hMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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MOPAR
% x2 c: F, A! `* k" }% e# p" ZMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly 8 [! h, O# t4 m
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
% V3 ]) \, {% d( l! E. Y; qMost Often Passed At Races & ^- ^' |( X- w4 r) K+ J; D
Mostly Old Parts And Rust 5 w5 z& u6 K) E2 t+ r# t1 Y2 S
Move Over People Are Racing
0 T8 J d: @. I/ P$ g- D6 NMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
# _$ Q& ?1 z$ i: IMy Old Pig Ain't Running ! y5 ^" h3 h) u+ C" C x
My Only Problems Are Repairs 4 w5 [& T! i0 q) ]4 O/ H7 J6 b
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
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Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good 6 ]# @7 A' X7 Y" z2 S' k7 @ {( U
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
0 K$ N7 \; U; G. J; b% iMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
' J- B6 T5 O/ h3 \+ c( wMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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7 X7 w- @. E& Z4 v- yOLDSMOBILE: # Y/ }0 o+ U3 V( b# _0 z
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday ) H% r# ]/ S. X9 Y5 Y
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment " l! w& J* [$ D8 F) f2 }+ U' @
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PINTO: . ^# n9 S" }, H4 i3 R: o9 c
Put In Nickel To Operate
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Put In New Transmission Often 4 ^( x" l9 x0 @% d8 l2 T
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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2 P: ?) u: p/ y. _. [ `Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car ( b2 h+ J/ A C; d
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac ) K/ B4 v# p# p. x' s9 y
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3 D' D$ e5 D. N- CPORSCHE: 7 h# H$ X" A0 T; r3 l$ @' e
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
/ p1 d, g& p, ~3 ePulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough 5 U N2 c+ x6 ]4 n2 {4 D8 Z
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SAAB:
7 x. T+ j" f, c9 LSend Another Automobile Back
( U6 e- L2 c% L4 l" t( XSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown 5 M, j! _2 p. v8 G% p2 V
Sad Attempt At Beauty
+ \. N$ h8 G) j; H- p) i. bSorry Auto, Always Broken
# }3 f* z, P6 O! O+ t- bShape Appears Ass-Backwards * \/ o' P- N/ p, I7 k
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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TOYOTA:
+ X0 _* `8 T YToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto % G3 T+ j1 O7 d2 R/ X
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
5 r$ Z# V4 i. a/ fThe One You Ought To Avoid
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TRIUMPH: 1 b6 }, N2 w8 g9 e
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
# a% @, Q& c6 K. G9 Q+ r. HTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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. z3 c* D0 E8 F7 M3 R! D& E" kTR: Tools Required
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object * m0 K+ Z- N2 ^5 a1 k% P. ^3 @% H
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Vintage Wreck + k- w) q: k+ `" |# ^
Virtually Worthless |
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