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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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( g3 y5 V1 E/ F3 G" P f- {& d' tACURA: # d. ] J, R' T% R4 d
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile . G& s; v) M/ ^4 t
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America 6 B% D. k Q: K: E4 |1 d3 F
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AMC: 6 _ y* `& H; t* A* u7 O
All Makes Combined
! R. L L2 ]6 K6 P) E& x4 L; I9 _; MA Major Cost ( F* {; @0 `6 f
A Mutated Car
7 A3 x/ E- z- M0 r( G2 A: H& UA Morons Car
. A2 y% ^* D2 w0 A3 `& f- w* LAnother Major Catastrophe
: ?4 k& J9 u6 b7 YA Man's Car l8 I) z! S- ~! n1 d
A Miss Conception [8 L$ r- o' `( s( _# r, V
All Muscle Car
% N4 N7 E: v! o' U4 V1 k- ^0 w! zAll Most Car
7 ~3 t/ _ L; d1 ^Annoying Mechanics Constantly ) F6 M7 d. q% F: b; o
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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AUDI: e K; a% d! s1 M) a. L
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented + @4 v k( j! X% y! _& k
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
7 ^0 r& y2 p, mAutomobile Under Demonic Influence * }6 d8 M0 h0 g8 c
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention * j1 T6 b9 x. q+ l. g& v; o
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
( t0 f, o7 X2 h* dAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. - l- l8 N" y+ V; L8 w! Y: Q
All Unnecessary Devices Installed . C' b; ~) B& Q6 T0 p% R9 b) m! U4 {# B
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BMW:
/ A0 Z0 `) y3 f- |! A. tBig Money Works 5 f* |. y f' z. }
Bought My Wife ) M* `8 j0 H: g) x* W; S% f$ y- x" I
Brutal Money Waster
4 o0 B- |) G# I) Z& FBreak My Window % o% }4 c* R$ l& w$ x
Break My Windshield
6 W1 O8 O" j' ]2 h* `$ ]2 ~Babbling Mechanical Wench
) T& ?9 w |* N GBeastly Monstrous Wonder
/ ]1 _; ?$ ^! e* }4 R4 r! UBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels % Y8 S3 t1 ?8 k2 Y
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder & V2 V, s& B1 k. n: _! P
Barely Moving Wreck 8 r7 q2 T1 Y# _2 q3 [2 K
Big Money Waste Q* }) K+ I6 C3 A
Big Money. Why?
) r9 C7 l7 A6 B% I- r7 G; GBig Money Works
: d3 |: D+ L, T) U1 l4 U0 cBorn Moderately Wealthy & R3 q8 w, v4 |# c5 i- n3 ^
Breaks Most Wrenches 5 W8 C6 ~. ?* v
Bring Many Wrenches & f2 ^# o, U6 s0 d0 f+ r9 v* o5 n
Brings Me Women
4 K4 ]6 ]4 o0 n$ w2 fBrings More Women . u, I( ~) Z9 H% y) T4 K
Broken Money Waster
) F1 h, e6 B% M; ?8 m: [Broke My Wallet * t3 B& g! \! l% {
Broken Monstrous Wonder
) C2 h% W8 {* f' r8 ?7 ~6 ?9 @Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
# z# l, R, ~7 s+ j( o- hBlasphemous Motorized Wreck ! M- G, j$ T$ k$ i
Bavarian Manure Wagon
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) y. ]. H. |+ J5 p$ t7 [, BBUICK:
8 _2 G Y4 @. {7 V1 C6 {; `Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer ; ?: a6 {3 s! ^# n8 \
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King 9 M( ?, B* w, D* j/ A& B
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Camaro: , @% E d _2 A# i. {# \' F
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
7 e0 u4 R& s& _% A4 G; b) kCan't America Make A Real One?
$ ]9 ]8 _2 p" Q& S. E# OChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
- ?, a( ~* R6 a7 s( B; kCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often ( k, }# N5 k( e$ a/ ^
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CHEVROLET: 9 [: g: H, |( i9 D2 @* b
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
! ] a# H% Z2 b; A$ I/ c uCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time / u+ l* \7 k$ o$ R6 _3 I* j
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
0 V$ S E* U4 a! U, R6 Y+ G) {Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques 1 w: N" U' V8 I
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology $ C5 k+ i: V; P
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DODGE:
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Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
& X3 ?7 D2 h9 ~/ K# L! iDead Old Dog Going East
& M$ S' B% N+ u- L/ |+ L. ZDead On Day Guarantee Expires ( F3 P4 {: \/ }% G; Y3 n( _
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
/ ~% [( e; F& z7 s9 h1 g- qDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired ) c) O8 T. ]% s5 L( G c4 b- a# O6 V; m6 P
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
& M, J- ^9 w) |! ADear Old Dads Garage Experiment ' s9 I6 ? k& H7 U8 b
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive 4 `. ` a Y; L& S2 z
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# N) B0 q4 r& |5 ?; UEvery Day Something Else Leaks ) k) k6 l9 u, H. \
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs 5 K: l) V$ m: c& G
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FIAT:
5 ^3 t$ O l p+ W% P5 R% LFailure in Italian Automotive Technology
, m6 }3 [' N. X. H! {Fix It Again, Tony
' y" V2 {8 b% S8 MFix It All the Time
; V4 g5 ]2 V. H4 H; l! z4 ~0 tFound In A Toilet ; T5 H* L+ W9 a/ l5 [3 H
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation ; R* V% o N' x' j
4 l: ?: W; a# s8 f7 z1 ~FORD:
9 f* R! x7 E0 y! c( DFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge z' z% ]6 I( B/ u5 d% E& E
Fix Or Repair Daily
" P2 H' Q# w( f9 C+ n1 M& Z! EFound On Road Dead
, P3 @* U1 K( } M: V2 bFast Only Rolling Downhill ; D1 z4 n9 [, Z- C8 a/ W
First On Race Day
0 i5 V% G y! x! rFirst On Recall Day
: _' L: t F; s! O& V$ A( L( `, JFabricated Of Refried Dung * z' n8 N( Q) e/ d2 A, ]5 A
Fails On Rainy Days 5 z" h- c: `: W0 |
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream ! F% M' G! }' S) P9 b& r
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
- \% i* R% a! {7 pFault Of R&D " c% a6 S) t& R! V. C
Finally Obsolete Racing Device 4 O2 X* H- m! u3 S- I
Fireball On Rear Denting
# L/ c: A1 ~9 Q( l3 C. F. k. j9 `! XFirst On Road to Dump . `! q$ Z' v# ^) j8 Q6 [2 j
First On Rust and Deterioration 8 v. u( v9 F; \0 j) X5 l1 ^
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
2 c. \2 y9 E- f6 pFlipping Over Results in Death - c' F4 }6 m X3 r
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster 2 Y3 V p2 \. R4 z Z) M4 n0 p
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled R8 d' p4 p& o1 z0 h) x: U
Foot On Road Decelerates
+ b& n1 R T# D# N7 u* cForced On Reluctant Drivers
- {$ j* Z4 Y1 @+ l, KFormed Of Rejected DNA
% v5 ]& M" j2 h1 M t4 QForwarded Once; Return Denied , J2 E! e6 @0 p% y
Forward Only; Reverse Defective / }. _) Z' g' R% o! v6 ?! ~8 Z
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin 7 X- f4 m( p" }' Y- ^
Fork Over Repair Dough 5 o/ A& C- S3 F5 G- P$ \9 t8 a
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge 3 b, V4 K; {9 r
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
( O: U1 D6 V+ d( f" ]; H! o) U/ FFree Or Reduced Drastically 7 H/ K2 l$ z9 ~6 j( G% z, g
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed 3 y, K) i4 s! o! k9 ?* B& a- G& W
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable ; Z6 l7 H( O- A' V1 u. T/ w
Funny Old Rattling Dump
+ w0 }& l2 i* x: mForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
5 p9 R# s n6 oFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA
7 ]1 U6 z; u! tFound Out-Right Dangerous
- x* V1 q4 L; @5 |6 Q# zFuture Of Racings Delight ) b1 N3 N- J' \3 n, E' I
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot " i8 D1 `5 u$ G* a
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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, c+ H7 _# L8 ?7 @" |0 Z" QLacks Total Dependability
4 c+ n" w, l: p! Z0 D; MLots To Do
" d- q' ~9 G% w' _ q5 _" K/ @" MLooses Transmissions Daily E) u. F( x; E" A8 _. f
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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. e( N, ~5 M. g' o1 {' SGeneral Maintenance % }1 E; \% |/ m3 ]* H% M Y
Great Mistake
0 q; j' H" u. z& }Garbage Motors : N4 H6 W3 }, h+ I+ T, ~& m! U
Generally Miserable ) ?4 r6 L- n0 K; L/ y. ^" f
Grossly Misconceived 6 ~6 | T. H) J, X# Z
Gluteus Maximus
+ F, A) m [" o( _2 ^Good Money $ L9 v+ Q0 g" `7 s" n
Goofy's Manufacturing
& O0 d- G" D1 |0 e' k( P. sGone Mental
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$ W3 t7 |, @' I l. c8 B1 ?GMC: ) r1 w* F \$ ^4 Y3 }( a+ D7 b
Grief & Misery Combined
0 I+ Y6 M- m- x& d1 KGarage Man's Companion , ^' Q: V1 Y+ M! L, ~6 }
Gotta Mechanic Coming? . C4 U1 y) C3 s8 q5 X
Generally Mediocre Cars
6 U: p' X% L& T, eGet More Chicks $ i& k4 E; a; V; Y" r
Gets Mechanics Crazy : p/ @ a1 z' c) k+ z- \9 g7 n
Gods Mechanical Curse 0 I8 y5 I9 m+ M, t) o+ C- ^
Got More Crap 2 t& Y6 s1 ]) {5 w' B7 ]3 ^
Great Mountain Climber ; s, I+ H' P( t8 K
Great Motor Car 9 h0 y$ p D# }& G9 y, `% Q h
God Made Chevy % _" Y: q5 V# u: j1 ]; b
Good Moron Car & o v, E$ }" L2 q$ p' `4 d( R
Got Mine Cheap
: s" C0 a' r( `Get My Checkbook
7 |( [3 m/ r0 Q8 K7 b5 W! m+ l( XGone Mad Corp.
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& a. h: `/ ]- O6 w* VGas, Tires, Oil
& Q) m) {7 c9 a/ |7 }5 O* o$ bGet Tools Out
7 x1 C' Z% w% b8 q% u' h6 XGet To Onramp
+ r0 y: t, [6 R& FGood To Own
/ {- W) c( v$ C! p# ^/ DGet The Others 4 v7 N! S- ~9 A0 A
Generally Trashed Out
- z* y8 C9 i8 L) {4 w IGood Time Out
' h- b- Y% T+ dGone To Overdrive
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/ A( t4 j/ l' m4 |' J) OHONDA: , j& u; _5 p# Z- n% ]
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything - a$ y# U: Q6 ~& ]# @; e+ ]& R. _
Had One Never Did Again + T- y( E3 G9 M8 l) Y- k( i7 f: V
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating ! T: Z2 ?& S4 v: R
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles 3 |& e# T( J2 k2 H7 O3 e3 D0 {+ k# M
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles / s7 C" h- R& u/ k% X+ ^& Z" J) k
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration % K' Q3 G9 a' V: n& u' a9 K
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
2 |+ [* p+ o) _PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes 5 \* k' z* m( A7 `1 D
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* `' `/ r' q$ O2 m/ U; ~4 wHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... . n' R# v/ z) k5 \7 G- n
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: }" K3 R" f' \Just Eats Every Part 1 Z, r$ Q7 m- p5 }
Just Empty Every Pocket 3 c! o7 G& @9 v& i e
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly 1 r" ?: C: ~. h: \' ]8 |7 o/ j* ]
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
3 Q* |: ^! f9 b cJinxed Engine has Extra Parts ) y$ b6 |! f5 t% g7 i) j: V! X. a
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Kick It Around
( l9 N' w: h, K; nKick It Again
7 b) s3 e; Z+ I# {* VKilled In Action
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) y# f8 K" d7 ^LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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: y( ?6 K. q9 W, E6 a6 j$ @MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along ! E" g* ~% U( d# i R
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Money Guzzler
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O3 f K# v+ `6 fMajor Goof
% `1 _: ]* h$ ^" }MGB: Might Go Backwards 0 a1 K0 s/ K% @) N [. D
MGB: Might Go, But . . . * ]- @- E3 N: s
MGB: Motor Going Bad , b7 N+ r: g- p0 g
MGF: Might Go Forward 1 A0 p7 t, Y3 `, N6 i
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate & [1 X x1 D# O
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MOPAR , A3 R5 _0 E- T% [. ]( N2 E; g
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly 9 c# h3 |2 ~8 `( n: S. O
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
2 F3 m, F, x1 g' f$ f1 m( l( vMost Often Passed At Races , V! n, B/ K2 ]& B8 ` i* G
Mostly Old Parts And Rust ! N& L# m1 }' g- H! l
Move Over People Are Racing
, u/ Q: t3 J" @Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
$ D& c3 k2 e! F5 e, L2 uMy Old Pig Ain't Running 1 p5 l9 y" p* R" K9 G9 z2 \+ }
My Only Problems Are Repairs - {2 m9 e$ _5 @/ [8 O; [$ ]7 Z
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement 2 t, J3 Y7 V2 G$ t1 H
More Often Parts Are Replaced ) @' J9 u/ ]& L( z5 A1 B$ O( ?
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1 e( q4 ~6 v# y( q& nMUSTANG:
9 i/ v2 m5 l) h4 T' h3 R: \( n0 n$ g( G6 ZMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good 6 O5 E$ N& ^7 I, L1 Y$ o0 M. ?
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go " z3 ^+ }4 N8 D: H2 ]0 {8 U
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
8 V* r5 k( C% o/ T6 q2 `4 t" OMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO / d+ v% n7 ^, A I# M$ ]
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OLDSMOBILE:
$ f2 d1 K# \3 l- o& Q1 GOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
% c1 v8 E- @. C" e' U2 o" tOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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0 Q0 i3 `6 ?) q! I! cPINTO: " D6 Y+ T# L; { f: C& q- ], D; `
Put In Nickel To Operate ! X9 Z6 @/ a% D+ g) @4 t4 v
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook ) X' [5 S0 ~; m% h
Put In New Transmission Often
9 c( C5 F8 p# C: m! k7 o3 ?Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC:
4 ]1 g! h/ p o0 W: ZPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car ! f6 x: G* n6 L/ F1 `
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac + H# C4 y* f- o( U! ~
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PORSCHE:
, R; b9 O( Z! {3 cProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
* ? {% m9 v3 C: \Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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& B2 A; U o4 D; Z0 }Send Another Automobile Back
& d+ R# c: O! `. W, ?/ P4 x; }3 ~, wSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
5 a- Y0 m! ^7 o( [5 u8 LSad Attempt At Beauty
" Y2 j* \# @2 Q! A. h0 tSorry Auto, Always Broken
6 s e9 L) ?3 oShape Appears Ass-Backwards
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: a6 ^: X" k9 ^; FSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually - u# }+ } P" |) C
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TOYOTA: 1 [$ {) E; K6 [! g) t
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
2 \4 w( B) m3 ~! rTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass 2 w- H' ?, J& i; C& I7 B
The One You Ought To Avoid 6 D: U/ |( F% L" ?
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TRIUMPH: * J3 @7 R0 x$ h; g& N: G
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
/ }, h6 q1 r9 P6 _% |# L- u4 eTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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, W1 Q/ a: C0 D5 lTR: Tools Required
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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+ x% k; K% n9 M9 o7 HVW:
9 b8 c& `- Q4 l( KVintage Wreck 8 R+ N# B X) f
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