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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- ) G/ ?% z% Y* o+ B
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Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile : Y4 z6 I4 h, M4 K
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America + w8 Y5 u/ Q: _9 N# O# ]( [
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AMC:
; f, ?$ J1 g- S. Q( q( ]- [1 V$ ^All Makes Combined : f/ Y2 Y2 `2 H. C* t
A Major Cost
, e; _# a5 X$ A# u2 H4 j1 k% nA Mutated Car ) R3 V P# p% z8 A% J( i; P J
A Morons Car
7 c9 z( ~6 d h7 }3 K5 fAnother Major Catastrophe 4 U m/ u4 o+ I. K6 ]- I
A Man's Car
6 S+ W% ]% n! p: iA Miss Conception . X4 U W+ o1 p
All Muscle Car ' k3 }3 R+ w' M. k% t
All Most Car ' _% N# o' w) M9 x
Annoying Mechanics Constantly 4 x7 r- T( v* ?! G( W, v
Automotive Mental Cruelty & m u: g. Z) Y% k9 Z( h4 `6 c) l
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4 z- W, z4 X2 f( c: LAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented
9 ]3 m. `7 F9 Z1 g; H$ X* j9 }! EAccelerates Under Demonic Influence
* ] U4 _6 P& tAutomobile Under Demonic Influence 6 I3 N# `4 v2 D4 X0 @0 j0 ^
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention + E0 {' k7 J7 c
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
2 N$ U. L2 f6 e6 r& [: r! |0 cAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. ; A# e/ K- l4 l9 m9 } z
All Unnecessary Devices Installed % o8 n$ H2 ?& U2 _- ?0 q2 ~
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' ?. e( Z: r6 f2 h; i; yBMW: 5 b; l0 H$ g0 ]6 b. E
Big Money Works I& @5 [4 P" o! Z G z! {
Bought My Wife
4 [1 `' t, t7 @9 ^4 a. yBrutal Money Waster % z5 e" t$ H7 F0 B, N5 o; g4 C7 D
Break My Window ' \" G; m w% Z3 C* X) y* O
Break My Windshield - d" {4 a3 O0 U5 @$ \$ d4 M; f( h+ o
Babbling Mechanical Wench 6 H, f" t, r* S8 m; _; _' s
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
- p4 p, l5 t3 zBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels ) ~. [* K/ g. Z- N
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder + c- l! e: T* M; n: ~
Barely Moving Wreck ! a' `" W4 u/ b: U' H
Big Money Waste " m) C* _( P( F0 ~2 B3 p/ u
Big Money. Why?
: {, }' z. g4 N9 d2 e/ K0 v" D3 ZBig Money Works
- c& E! V* q) R5 MBorn Moderately Wealthy ! r- i i7 ?( W& [1 N
Breaks Most Wrenches
& q% l* g& e4 q( ~, C/ i! ABring Many Wrenches E0 d: t% x: D. o- T
Brings Me Women
$ r) f/ ]. Q8 pBrings More Women 5 f0 V( l" j; G( w, o0 ^" y+ }
Broken Money Waster , t' b. E2 J! v
Broke My Wallet # J, Z: G( d5 m* s' n [8 _( O
Broken Monstrous Wonder
& E, x* P' p2 F+ o' }! Q( ^$ UBumbling Mechanical Wretch
4 W/ v2 i3 C: D" mBlasphemous Motorized Wreck 0 k$ o. s7 F- r0 S" r2 K6 J
Bavarian Manure Wagon
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BUICK: 1 c. v# w% c/ b. h/ |8 d2 b
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer " ?1 P A p9 I. G" N
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King ! M6 Z! g9 ], G$ ]% r4 G5 H
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, s0 ~7 I3 g2 [2 G, bCamaro: 5 N) f4 T B, q8 D& k8 F8 Y
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
+ W0 I/ \; t6 Z& O3 t/ K* B8 \' yCan't America Make A Real One?
9 M0 u* A7 P! \: ^2 J$ U7 CChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often 6 ~" V5 l) f3 ?( Y! p
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often 7 n# n( b- x$ w+ `8 ~
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CHEVROLET:
e2 | D7 s- v" T5 a# b& x, xCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips 8 ^* C" g4 \+ v9 {. [$ @" q, y
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
2 |, P! A" k6 P6 ^9 {( HCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
5 W# Q0 B- R, bConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
. o% ?1 r5 \9 W" g: ?! I9 P+ z6 fCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology : x- ]" }0 [0 `# |4 Y$ ~* ~
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DODGE:
' B' \$ ?! p K) DDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
6 }. W9 O; C3 P: _4 t, LDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater 3 j( K* h3 A+ E4 }% i, `, G9 S# z
Dead Old Dog Going East
3 j8 q+ k* M+ I3 C9 eDead On Day Guarantee Expires
- {. x4 b: M+ S# [7 a* CDead On Delivery, Go Easy
4 X* z5 @4 f9 v0 BDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
. l8 x% ^0 t$ q: W! K( TDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
! J* U) i! [% @: _( ^Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment A, O7 F" M& \8 B( ~. R2 C; N
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive $ w5 m1 [0 c' q2 F- B) F: v" D
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2 K6 s5 m! G. a& e; C. _Every Day Something Else Leaks
0 T4 o0 T2 h3 Z9 d& T+ ^Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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9 g# ]+ ` i. k1 T+ `( kFailure in Italian Automotive Technology
4 M- T7 o" ]6 B/ r. ]" XFix It Again, Tony
1 H8 V/ o7 I8 T. q+ e) f6 e: dFix It All the Time ; h4 Y, j0 c D. d- l
Found In A Toilet
; c8 O) f2 \$ h: M1 H2 CFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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FORD: ) w% G$ ]. {" X) {1 ]: @
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
! y5 [/ F+ V) a$ g. pFix Or Repair Daily
; x) i2 i# ?& y I5 `& UFound On Road Dead
) e& \' E y4 a( n9 P. L0 EFast Only Rolling Downhill
" @# O" z! r1 F* R. BFirst On Race Day : I, a* e+ _+ J+ e9 ?
First On Recall Day
# b: t E+ N0 u* y) x2 u2 iFabricated Of Refried Dung ( @& R/ {& O3 Y( B( f* r* h
Fails On Rainy Days
. a) e' ~9 l9 r2 ~+ vFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
C- @( e- O2 a xFatally Obese Redneck Driver + X# J' T6 X" r/ W# m, p
Fault Of R&D
: L7 s; F) f' u" x8 s- B; TFinally Obsolete Racing Device 8 A L' `6 K2 O, q; \% ]( E: D a
Fireball On Rear Denting 4 `$ N' w$ [ C/ ~$ z
First On Road to Dump 0 w. \8 Q8 S; n% `( p1 |8 B2 b* z
First On Rust and Deterioration $ v8 `2 A3 Q# n }' h. z1 g
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma . \, G5 z7 V/ ^2 L, g
Flipping Over Results in Death 9 y! m& R: m' \2 ?0 x
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster 3 R9 ~$ D; [# K) _# W7 d& |
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled * L, E6 _+ d3 }4 o
Foot On Road Decelerates
& u: r7 S1 E' ]) ^Forced On Reluctant Drivers
1 o4 ]# e# J4 L6 tFormed Of Rejected DNA
* @3 y/ n" I* M* o% Q( H0 i" HForwarded Once; Return Denied
# j& i3 [: K% Q# s! b# c" o3 HForward Only; Reverse Defective
6 h- o0 Q& s" e, SForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
v/ f) O4 ~- k/ c# L+ uFork Over Repair Dough
0 ?3 o: X8 h* r ?! r' S4 d, _Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
# g$ i. o7 t; N( s- ^Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration * G* a: E, U1 i( E
Free Or Reduced Drastically $ j& [1 y1 C8 C$ I1 } t, n
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
7 g" H! C/ m+ t \2 O0 m; u, {* EFumes and Odors Readily Detectable
# J! ~/ V) ~6 q0 \Funny Old Rattling Dump / b; g& b: k5 v5 l- Q, I! L' ~ X
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) . V( X3 S; C6 w* h! z4 l, f
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
: U- @# c" z; ^, L9 D( EFound Out-Right Dangerous 4 e) E. X+ [3 \
Future Of Racings Delight
6 U; w/ Y1 @- D8 ](backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
5 [) O V) }& v9 d3 O& k6 e# R(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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Lacks Total Dependability
* p+ \" W' A1 a: ULots To Do
; K: t" ~; ^5 a+ B f; o2 S' `Looses Transmissions Daily
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, @ K- A4 f& @# a8 n1 UGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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GM:
- B) c S$ M% h: nGeneral Maintenance
! m$ E" r4 S9 sGreat Mistake 0 [4 I8 z4 G" O E3 {5 T; d
Garbage Motors
: i) c* Z7 }! L. rGenerally Miserable ' w3 @2 l" z# D& K
Grossly Misconceived
& Y9 Y& V0 |: b( Y/ U( @Gluteus Maximus 7 t# J! {8 n K1 ~9 J1 Z8 f1 a
Good Money , R0 [9 b3 x6 ~7 U
Goofy's Manufacturing
7 I5 V. E$ e1 k2 `: z+ l3 W/ XGone Mental
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* ?5 G5 |% Z( a( vGMC: 2 Y. a; \$ K7 y# W4 p' W
Grief & Misery Combined " R6 Z6 f3 F. F4 z7 W
Garage Man's Companion
' ?' y$ s% v" X% T2 W! S, UGotta Mechanic Coming? ' B4 W! r* ~; t8 E9 H2 U
Generally Mediocre Cars
1 ^. S) w# T$ L6 s& j. ^ A" Q3 |' iGet More Chicks 3 H1 }: o! M; U3 v( [2 G
Gets Mechanics Crazy / e O( }, A) K7 @- h
Gods Mechanical Curse
, b) Z/ C: Y& F& `* [* yGot More Crap
5 [$ V: d1 c- n) q6 JGreat Mountain Climber : ]6 E! {8 c5 S0 @- ]2 B- m* ^
Great Motor Car * e+ m b8 T0 l& {6 C3 a( {
God Made Chevy
( `' b8 O4 q% V! VGood Moron Car % J" Z& e1 y, \
Got Mine Cheap & b" l( D1 D: }0 G2 Y6 e
Get My Checkbook , J' m" t3 q- \& O6 h- y$ I4 o" z
Gone Mad Corp. : z# I4 M( o+ B! e. W: O5 F) d. D
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GTO:
7 W# l' ]2 g: l/ GGas, Tires, Oil
* a t& p6 V# rGet Tools Out
T$ F. X. Q1 O; T. ^Get To Onramp
# r( P: m! w9 ?# Q3 E( SGood To Own
1 X7 V9 h J( j, Z' H7 NGet The Others 2 A9 E0 h: u% S: h9 z! O- C
Generally Trashed Out
# ^( \/ p+ f# vGood Time Out
5 a, r/ E) w% G7 g( hGone To Overdrive * ?% {& q J5 ]' _& c2 B# H( w
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HONDA:
! B/ V$ \7 X& R# }Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
2 v% O" b/ |! zHad One Never Did Again
& M/ M4 T3 d2 \% D3 _Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
6 }: f6 h3 ~) i, X- P0 u" VHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
, v4 }4 B1 I1 P8 j* hHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles g, y! m) [( Y+ F& s
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration ! w9 L6 L) U; M) ^$ o5 k
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? ) }% L O: A: C* w( I; b3 z) N! ~
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... 6 r4 m/ L% h, P
" K2 F+ [% m9 _" ~' \% Y+ EJEEP: # d8 w; u3 }/ v! m6 @
Just Eats Every Part ) C. y8 }2 i1 r# r
Just Empty Every Pocket
: }3 g0 o0 s+ J. GJunk Engineering Executed Poorly
+ w3 l U9 P( [( l$ }) R7 z% l$ qJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
, P7 s8 Y. T: c6 |4 W7 u- {Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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KIA:
8 Q4 H* e& S+ V7 [3 AKick It Around
8 s! X) r+ s- dKick It Again ) C, }: n8 y; s" z
Killed In Action
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) q3 r5 Q' L4 W- qLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious ! d" C) x* n+ l3 I# N
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along & y, K. ` l% a0 k3 _' W
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MG:
. s- d9 n8 }( x* d4 E* ]4 hMoney Guzzler 5 s/ J* n: h/ N+ T. m# B( j& N
Mostly Garaged
! y4 `* b( x& Z9 }$ P, i3 RMajor Goof
, F! C" L( P: C$ VMGB: Might Go Backwards 9 a c3 Y, p k9 h4 t
MGB: Might Go, But . . .
) d; k+ x6 N8 D) C p# wMGB: Motor Going Bad + ~% T7 i& C$ r/ E" M6 k1 O$ _
MGF: Might Go Forward
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
( f( B5 u3 D8 [9 d0 S1 L; tMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
: u" d5 @, H# y. }# r) gMost Often Passed At Races
* d }' c+ Q% UMostly Old Parts And Rust 4 M, f) B3 U( v5 j3 g" R% h+ ~4 t
Move Over People Are Racing ; t& C$ u! {) {- |5 D+ }0 y
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly v5 o9 ^/ T7 g& N0 F0 ?
My Old Pig Ain't Running
( c* j" y$ m" ~0 R1 A9 | OMy Only Problems Are Repairs
/ T7 r) R4 Q2 Q' WMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
2 _4 D" n, E6 }, m6 OMore Often Parts Are Replaced
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- e7 K- M8 y ^, T: h; u! tMUSTANG: 4 M9 M/ _& F: i
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good ; n2 |% s3 G# U: U5 A1 U6 _7 G
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
: C* \7 m% }- ^- \5 s0 bMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go 6 z# ]# ]& k5 r2 D
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO / c! J6 P6 m I/ J: K
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OLDSMOBILE:
; D2 C! P# B# jOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
( c7 p2 c2 q& u( X( ]; s9 ?Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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PINTO: / T4 D0 T' V& _/ j) a
Put In Nickel To Operate
9 p6 |" ]: k+ s2 x! y" s. x" W) G" ~Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
& C1 ~4 E9 {' tPut In New Transmission Often T7 D' X0 ]) k) z
Pushed In Neutral Too Often : R3 S6 V5 C9 W# \3 J- ]
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PONTIAC: Q/ a9 _. Y% |: L" m
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
" m+ S1 i1 o- G0 D+ PPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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PORSCHE: 3 E# d ?9 f( o
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything ' K( P% r3 }4 Q M' @: {3 @0 t
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough - e8 x2 O( @5 l9 O
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) @0 D) Z% N7 S& jSend Another Automobile Back
) f q% }# `6 B9 }9 k. a1 lSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown 8 Y$ _9 z. g" d6 H o' b' P
Sad Attempt At Beauty $ V! z9 c1 e+ \/ h# x6 v. a. H
Sorry Auto, Always Broken % a6 g, R# h4 k! o
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards - e0 w, Q u& X& p. Y
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6 `# K2 h% G6 k8 G8 HSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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E9 E8 j) b: Y& K: M5 uTOYOTA: 8 E. B! y# n" f) s. R
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto # C3 z; j" ?! S& U2 e' f: p' f
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
( Q9 r7 N+ e/ }6 I+ F5 k6 ~/ _# YThe One You Ought To Avoid
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TRIUMPH: 3 {7 ^$ ?' ]5 j2 ], H
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
Z/ |# t+ s" ]) W; ?Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! + q5 u1 J) V+ P$ i! V
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1 F) ]* h5 R2 {, u1 n4 z# MTR: Tools Required 8 r4 Q7 l) E0 d' u8 }. V5 m
) L5 t- j. ]: F; f! w! c6 eVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object " X3 D5 \( k& |1 f+ M
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5 [$ M2 W5 M8 B7 O3 [2 uVintage Wreck
+ M' Q0 f+ y, y2 W+ `( k: c( xVirtually Worthless |
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