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# F$ _) o4 i* }) kACURA:
- ` d, H* R5 |Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
2 _: z8 ?6 `5 VAsia's Curse Upon Rural America
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- @) V$ @1 n6 v. C# @All Makes Combined 9 N) ~' a* g/ l3 B
A Major Cost
4 ?0 p4 j: _- g8 z) T2 p; _& p! VA Mutated Car 6 m) C. D% f2 B. d
A Morons Car & O8 Y. U, L+ }5 ~% p8 X3 N2 Q \. K
Another Major Catastrophe
. W! g% P" ?. [+ k3 BA Man's Car 4 @6 n/ H6 e* P( z! \6 a2 H: p1 ?
A Miss Conception
& f# v5 x% a. e1 W- WAll Muscle Car
& I" E6 D/ g8 B6 @2 C( dAll Most Car
1 A% l# E) {$ `# S3 i* `$ N% |Annoying Mechanics Constantly 7 u% s: H( K. h4 p3 H* N: c2 ]; H
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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AUDI: 8 k; w) M) c- n3 e% }
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented , n3 i0 i/ C0 f. t- P6 |, ~5 \
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence $ ^( \0 A2 Z% s
Automobile Under Demonic Influence 2 j4 {: z4 K l/ `$ u; A
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention 0 h0 p( J ?9 I4 Z1 g1 r+ Y
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence 9 R u7 Y2 q& w( d6 T5 C
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. $ D; h8 ^) m/ a" D8 Q% e$ v) l
All Unnecessary Devices Installed ) E2 b. I2 a0 ]' B! i# i" n' B
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BMW: 7 |" r- ?) @/ _& M, _! Q- z
Big Money Works
, [6 P, e) \% {6 x" OBought My Wife
7 L6 q' X) M z5 I0 Y% ZBrutal Money Waster
9 G O/ h6 P6 r0 s4 S9 T F* v) vBreak My Window
3 P% H0 Q* k) ?0 V2 aBreak My Windshield 2 d* S2 H8 b$ t d* b" V/ M
Babbling Mechanical Wench
9 {8 t, _1 v Q9 o5 N5 ~6 q/ sBeastly Monstrous Wonder 5 H5 b2 {0 G) }1 t1 R( J8 h+ V* j- S3 |
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
| M H& ?" B1 a; kBeautiful Mechanical Wonder
. _" {7 |. W! {: T# F1 WBarely Moving Wreck
' V" l$ P# v5 T3 E; ~0 c2 IBig Money Waste " r' J U3 M* }; e4 U
Big Money. Why?
3 k6 q! A; H0 ?0 K/ g( t! x0 A Y7 XBig Money Works
7 o [+ m+ T* q2 e. vBorn Moderately Wealthy ; K- y' c0 ^2 n. L9 g
Breaks Most Wrenches 7 F8 R B: `: R6 a" X) j
Bring Many Wrenches
4 q: w, ^6 {% wBrings Me Women
3 \0 v6 {+ J$ q7 UBrings More Women + d; q: w# q% {0 @2 f" W. V3 L
Broken Money Waster 5 a( w; D0 \& w4 l+ i
Broke My Wallet , k! G+ Q, f# T% l! x0 `- t
Broken Monstrous Wonder 4 q7 c [. t2 J7 x
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
3 f, h2 q/ D; G, ^Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
' d l1 g$ a# A1 ^9 Q5 CBavarian Manure Wagon
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BUICK:
& I3 m" J" a) A0 lBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer $ q- l d" m- t/ ?. ]7 ^
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King / N3 [ J& s% V# q, R
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4 O4 Q. ?& H( b: E% q$ q0 oCamaro: Z9 \ j7 P5 Y6 E8 N7 n8 }
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
9 c3 _0 \: p( y: w' E$ oCan't America Make A Real One?
% `0 c0 a2 u( @8 ~' ~7 S0 [. _Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often 9 i0 l9 L( U. K! E2 y* o
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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CHEVROLET: 2 U7 a* {9 H3 @4 z+ c
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
: b5 T6 c* c3 H5 N" K" }5 h3 OCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
- k) @& u0 G9 Z+ t2 y7 ~+ yCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time + c" M; g$ _& O0 U( V" K1 F6 |
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
% Z* b/ C# O" Q: PCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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DODGE:
2 ?& R! l7 w6 C- NDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
4 J _9 B( Z; C! A6 e* ~Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater : W- y1 o4 w; L! b- E- h! X
Dead Old Dog Going East
r, d4 Y3 E" G. w8 kDead On Day Guarantee Expires
2 K. F" L) ]- _/ S" p j% ~Dead On Delivery, Go Easy 2 I. Q0 `+ ]3 g3 F }
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
, {3 m+ Z5 j) x, y4 F) HDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
0 A; g- l/ M0 K+ aDear Old Dads Garage Experiment l+ N# K: d7 p7 c7 K3 [, ^! d' J6 t
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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EDSEL: T1 x, c* h$ m; I
Every Day Something Else Leaks 7 I# o' U) w. J
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs : {2 H! V. E, z% o+ i
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2 h1 k6 k9 p( W" L& I3 gFailure in Italian Automotive Technology
" }* I- p; W; x3 T/ _6 y% d" lFix It Again, Tony ' Q: Y1 ^0 j- N3 K
Fix It All the Time " d+ P w9 N( l9 u" ^* _+ v
Found In A Toilet
$ E# ?& v; |* ~) g* \! O; aFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation ' g' P! I! s9 W% ?) C! x$ F* v
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FORD:
2 S& g# b' q1 u6 Q5 UFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
) w/ ]! w1 I, s2 ?) s1 IFix Or Repair Daily
+ h# |% u* n0 C/ F0 C5 |Found On Road Dead ! B, c y1 |, M1 k6 u! m
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
/ q, l: T' h0 h5 T( G; O; TFirst On Race Day
1 i5 V! t7 U+ Y" M" q% E0 hFirst On Recall Day " ~* g6 e: c' p0 u" V
Fabricated Of Refried Dung : g; a [* H1 X
Fails On Rainy Days ) V% q' ~, B8 T5 h
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
1 t" H+ u1 v0 W% t# S" tFatally Obese Redneck Driver
/ |+ ]/ B; p2 S9 D: t: QFault Of R&D ! m4 K3 z: c1 i# Y
Finally Obsolete Racing Device 5 `% ~5 ^0 B7 K' [9 H! V$ F! D
Fireball On Rear Denting
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First On Rust and Deterioration + Z' n9 |' ?* t' J$ R2 ]# s# X
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
# R5 A1 c9 Z5 O- ~Flipping Over Results in Death
# C( x* w. u/ s5 a9 B8 _" L5 t% KFlipped Over Roadside Disaster
# [ ^5 s* y* u( _% vFollow Our Rusty Dogsled - P. g B" X2 q0 y4 @" C
Foot On Road Decelerates % s+ o+ Z5 [: @
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
+ b3 O, G# w" _: |6 {5 D p; rFormed Of Rejected DNA 8 e6 E: N, d" N- ~" O: [$ b |! s
Forwarded Once; Return Denied g8 I! P' f) X
Forward Only; Reverse Defective 0 l$ x6 o! R6 ^3 ^
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin , _, v$ M+ b& D: T F8 y
Fork Over Repair Dough 2 D& ~, k0 l% d
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
& O L+ Y% \6 B5 i/ T+ N5 j1 iFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration W5 ]3 z% |+ g) }5 L
Free Or Reduced Drastically ' v3 D# \/ O8 o& W
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed ) q- Q& k" {7 K& s, O8 r$ k
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable # Z5 j( Q$ E# p: X4 S
Funny Old Rattling Dump
# K7 m6 W5 A( b3 o- p2 h" [Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
7 P, ]9 }6 v+ y/ n0 {% X( yFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA
9 Z0 O# X7 [- ?* D# p+ XFound Out-Right Dangerous 1 V' ]2 T# U6 Z
Future Of Racings Delight
" D+ K9 x z# Z: K+ f(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot & _ R1 M( U5 p. |9 P
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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0 |# A9 u5 s1 y8 C0 A: t1 d& YLacks Total Dependability 9 N3 |' v) x9 v) z0 R2 c
Lots To Do
. x8 I- x' G, o3 w5 [+ ^: u, ZLooses Transmissions Daily
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. o) {! p' r( ]& s* ~GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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General Maintenance
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0 q% F7 a1 g( i+ w. ZGarbage Motors
$ X U- X: ^; ?7 M' W! {; fGenerally Miserable 9 j# n. g3 i2 _9 e9 y
Grossly Misconceived / N0 P! L. W6 c3 ?
Gluteus Maximus
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Goofy's Manufacturing $ V0 ?8 J/ |" C( o
Gone Mental
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. w* B" R* ^/ ?% t* X3 o3 P7 CGrief & Misery Combined 5 H% x: g- u3 ?0 P3 i3 h' j3 L7 c
Garage Man's Companion
( w0 L$ c$ |6 K# f! ]8 f- j0 n: ZGotta Mechanic Coming?
. M t! ?/ B# q* EGenerally Mediocre Cars
) q$ D# S2 O$ FGet More Chicks
$ a, F5 k. S" {, X* hGets Mechanics Crazy ) ^% y5 C5 z) }) @4 d# k
Gods Mechanical Curse
3 {* p( I) B2 {4 BGot More Crap
6 R' N0 ?7 I4 Z# W8 ZGreat Mountain Climber 5 z- M2 x; @7 D; k; d
Great Motor Car , Z! A2 n1 K( f- I- O
God Made Chevy ( h3 ?1 x6 b% `5 g( r1 J: v5 F5 O
Good Moron Car # F$ w4 Q. ^! C% C/ a
Got Mine Cheap / t9 j9 H& J1 @) F, U5 k
Get My Checkbook * P9 }0 j3 ?, P: ?, h: E- h' d
Gone Mad Corp. % [! R1 O; S: n/ ?4 C1 O
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GTO:
5 I$ K1 [- P" h3 t" u2 _8 `Gas, Tires, Oil
4 y( z3 v8 Q) x& }7 ` @Get Tools Out 7 m* C! k2 V; d
Get To Onramp : `; ]/ w& e3 Q" T6 W% ~
Good To Own % p" }. @! K7 Q4 a/ g: e/ j
Get The Others
% q; e0 I) B( ~) e& G5 {Generally Trashed Out ) p0 V* e: P) y( w, E! h9 K
Good Time Out 2 M3 x3 l4 n6 G! C
Gone To Overdrive , K$ P, I6 h" k& g' M8 w
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HONDA:
/ q8 o6 C$ G' d# m# G) d" P* m6 a7 jHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
3 d5 P( f3 O9 z2 |; \5 IHad One Never Did Again
# K K. M$ d8 THang On, Not Done Accelerating
& f$ l3 v1 F0 ]9 bHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles * m8 k5 m. Q& t" P' E
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles , `5 k _, A% R3 p# m4 ?& }9 v
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration 5 D4 j5 w% t6 x2 a6 `6 u
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
2 d' X! f# k. |( }PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes 7 e% k! w8 s: o7 w9 [1 G
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... 2 c2 i8 I- |, a% G4 }$ T6 a! p) T
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JEEP: 5 B* F. K% v8 o% L
Just Eats Every Part % ]0 M8 I4 O6 [* n- r; c
Just Empty Every Pocket
9 p. b# J1 z1 \Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
" @8 o4 j3 r7 l% V6 WJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes 5 P& y( q* X" ^( K) U" a
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts 6 q$ Q1 E, Y) U3 `( A
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8 m/ x& _+ e1 w% ^, PKick It Around
* q( a8 g% Z; x/ I% XKick It Again 0 Z. c4 q) \* {" _
Killed In Action
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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, Y. E! U* f# J- IMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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Money Guzzler
7 g+ J! q X; PMostly Garaged
i7 I+ e# b) ]" T, j( tMajor Goof ; F4 J1 P% \5 y4 t
MGB: Might Go Backwards
8 _: W! B/ n" n3 B* @5 aMGB: Might Go, But . . .
2 q. v5 @9 X3 kMGB: Motor Going Bad / g( p- V; N7 D- d
MGF: Might Go Forward # V* D& R5 J0 y7 L% G
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate 0 Y4 L, L9 l8 ^9 P* K% ^
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MOPAR
# {( Z3 z, B4 J* z* [2 bMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
O/ w3 T: @3 G$ r# hMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously 5 g4 Q% L9 x, K! j4 { z
Most Often Passed At Races / {$ X6 j9 [ _
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
U4 z3 t, r$ w2 f" v( _* x! oMove Over People Are Racing
3 Z4 K# D) A D3 q$ IMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly 6 P% C+ I- B( |8 y9 C" _2 W3 d5 T
My Old Pig Ain't Running
# Z8 X6 K- U8 T" K4 |My Only Problems Are Repairs
$ ?: s% ?3 j1 j4 B) `) ^Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement 9 b, J7 w. o: }1 g- c! @9 y4 V
More Often Parts Are Replaced
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$ R& D6 Y) R1 \4 K& h7 Z9 l. N0 dMUSTANG: 8 H8 E8 W, H9 \5 l8 c; w! y/ g
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good 0 I5 h3 ]1 O8 u+ X& P
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go - n% A! \% G5 P5 t6 H
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
1 W' o7 p! I8 ^Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO * @% K/ y5 u$ P- w7 K; X
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6 I- X( d/ Q. K" t ROLDSMOBILE: 2 ]3 H' n& p9 Y& ]9 Z& a& O
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday 0 Q3 J* \2 M" ^( R0 c
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment / W, k/ b4 J$ k. z
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% V3 |$ r$ E/ ]( [0 NPut In Nickel To Operate
6 _( D- r( `4 d/ ^2 m; a3 TPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
) G6 Z, U: }+ }9 m+ TPut In New Transmission Often
2 ^5 K4 ?5 I# a4 wPushed In Neutral Too Often 8 r2 K" \: F1 @. o( a' S$ P
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PONTIAC:
: R; Z3 m0 \9 N0 HPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
$ m' V$ n. E9 Z7 j2 CPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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, n7 J3 h& o+ ~7 g# \PORSCHE: , S/ L2 G8 P& `3 Q8 A: T
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
6 w7 ^7 r/ w; X: s" u5 Q: C- F8 FPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough ' U/ ?8 u4 z! a2 {( L
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SAAB: , D: E; X, Q _# _
Send Another Automobile Back 5 h P4 A# D& S( K. |0 G% }3 b+ E
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown - ~ k1 J2 m; a- _
Sad Attempt At Beauty # p) b. b0 J# J" H8 K2 D; ]" j' h
Sorry Auto, Always Broken , q. Z3 m" r! z5 X
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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' Z- ^/ |- A9 a7 l+ qSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually . B7 v7 Y5 M4 i% E1 D
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' O4 A2 i+ j* H2 h# B; iToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
* N4 G( Z6 ?) r+ fTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass
2 y; P+ ^& P- d% K d5 YThe One You Ought To Avoid
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TRIUMPH:
/ u# g! C' w) S* O9 o( eThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
* K& V* Z: [1 D5 W& {8 ~. jTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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: J( Z, q5 ] DTR: Tools Required + ~7 z$ Y: z) K4 d
! q; c R. W* M# gVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object ( v# ?. n( u+ [
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