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ACURA:
6 o/ C% @/ o, I: G' Z! Q. r, E8 ?) T. r9 DAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile / [3 b4 ]5 E& u+ Y
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
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AMC:
2 [! R. d7 V9 e5 h1 d YAll Makes Combined
& l' ~1 ~$ S. _2 j( jA Major Cost - S- u+ d z B& ^( Z- V9 K
A Mutated Car 1 C% h; Y7 j. q4 I9 a4 ^8 E$ S8 `
A Morons Car
G. I7 _( _/ D6 q8 z% PAnother Major Catastrophe o1 f1 ]. J" @. E6 q0 Z. |
A Man's Car
" c- f" j. L2 q) h" L9 `A Miss Conception
$ M" P2 y; N. S; x+ F, p {All Muscle Car
" u2 u; w1 s0 b# V+ h2 vAll Most Car 0 P$ ]5 R0 g) ~8 {8 u4 _
Annoying Mechanics Constantly 1 P( W8 G7 P, r
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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AUDI: 3 c7 d* |# {; d' h5 Q+ ?
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
, d5 ?& R" t9 r; @Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
* M1 S$ Y8 s6 j8 s+ b. E* U$ Y2 NAutomobile Under Demonic Influence
. W# m& K0 Q. ~Another Ugly Deutsche Invention ) N) G. k& @3 G; w) J; C% l! M
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
( [ t; T& J7 g. G$ y! CAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. : N- N: M. ?5 u- y. ^# y
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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5 {4 x2 f% m, P4 G& ~/ P1 WBMW: 8 }; l0 x5 C( L* B+ `: ?4 f! a
Big Money Works ! P( j' M! q( L+ Q& i
Bought My Wife $ [7 }) z) [, j' L" B0 y% o9 g. a# G$ {
Brutal Money Waster : T+ x3 j& F0 x* D: r Y
Break My Window n& y: q* F' O* c/ v/ T4 p
Break My Windshield
% h3 c2 v+ c' h3 vBabbling Mechanical Wench
4 n4 a% x' T6 m2 t* j9 g U: M! f3 |Beastly Monstrous Wonder _0 i% T$ K8 H! a
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels 9 ~, Q6 |/ z7 _% e0 H* O% O
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder ( w8 _& M8 b( T1 s K k% E+ Z7 s
Barely Moving Wreck
- P U) G' B+ S$ K) qBig Money Waste
+ }+ X- {3 l$ B% S _; I2 EBig Money. Why?
& D, B9 M9 a! q. o( nBig Money Works
+ \' @5 [1 p# ]3 }) N- k+ pBorn Moderately Wealthy - a' t& {, c! g P" W: o. z
Breaks Most Wrenches 3 @/ `% ~$ F% p
Bring Many Wrenches
2 t9 n- s2 T2 a1 ~4 _" ABrings Me Women
0 w+ v. g' Z9 ^, j; u9 [Brings More Women
* A" R, v" r& q4 {# R5 U; cBroken Money Waster . E d# l3 M: s
Broke My Wallet
. s0 p& x" Y$ t+ V1 N' a5 SBroken Monstrous Wonder - f1 [0 X: w: X! l3 f# z, \
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch V2 r+ Q1 H, b c6 m p% D
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
& B7 G1 v5 Z* Z( t1 v7 ?- JBavarian Manure Wagon " @) M# e" `) K2 z. Z
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BUICK:
' U$ r4 x# |% {; MBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer ! e4 g; ?& n @
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King . l. k% T, k' I4 e% x
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Camaro: + S: p6 F A+ I) t/ B7 i
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? 3 H' R% k7 F' i8 y3 y
Can't America Make A Real One? 1 p+ {$ i4 H! H0 k$ n2 N# X
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often ! P" N+ u" o* @) @6 R
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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CHEVROLET:
& u* T7 l2 L- HCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
[1 z7 a, v1 o! N3 e% ?Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time ; S$ c4 H. `! Y+ x ]
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
6 j+ j0 m) q: L' uConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
' C" F; G0 B) l7 yCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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: b; e0 q8 ], mDODGE:
( e( [ j' _, H. F" G1 LDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere 1 A4 }+ J2 i, s
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
: @4 v; u E$ R& VDead Old Dog Going East
# P$ ]) V0 S M' f% EDead On Day Guarantee Expires
4 [2 Q3 C f, ~1 DDead On Delivery, Go Easy
8 ]8 r# d7 P+ \+ a* A# LDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired 0 G$ k0 A$ \) t) b
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter 7 P) J+ y' [/ q& U1 i5 H
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
; k* v7 Y1 `: ]8 _$ G* tDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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EDSEL:
7 p, t% `, F' q; n6 [) L( s; n! WEvery Day Something Else Leaks & k' h/ q6 @5 O
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs : ^+ }& k( x2 {2 a' g8 k3 u2 D
3 I) ?* ?3 s: {2 ~4 WFIAT: - q! F3 ` b2 L+ E" c
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
5 _3 a( s3 X! @9 W( H5 v3 q% r# n: m. WFix It Again, Tony
- R6 x& Q; Q, \. B R& ^Fix It All the Time ( h2 [4 q8 Q, @, w/ y8 V+ o2 |. k
Found In A Toilet , D; i% P2 k! E A }# Q" ]! B* _
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation % ?. C( U# p7 y& d0 P* n+ z3 H
( K. N* }# @5 o. hFORD: 4 {; ^* z/ }, K: a& h
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge - H( H) q! i# C
Fix Or Repair Daily . y% p5 t4 i1 h9 F
Found On Road Dead - n0 }1 F2 I' v& K- ]
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
+ A7 `+ |4 N6 s% V3 HFirst On Race Day
2 v+ l- k& P' h: T- C( M! x; a7 WFirst On Recall Day ! E$ }: a! `/ e/ j' O. y9 Y& \6 |) f
Fabricated Of Refried Dung ' {& k. G1 J$ K& u$ q7 Z/ x3 z
Fails On Rainy Days
3 m' b( ]. y7 rFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream ; J! P6 G2 Z) r. M& G0 i5 O
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver 9 y* G) l0 q# z
Fault Of R&D ; [3 n: `! v' u
Finally Obsolete Racing Device . I) h- n5 R& c* u8 B
Fireball On Rear Denting + m) S4 w- K% t9 w$ B# i
First On Road to Dump , f- Y- M0 N1 o& M' V
First On Rust and Deterioration
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Flipping Over Results in Death
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Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
" ]+ C7 \. o3 P3 G! f8 V( kFoot On Road Decelerates
; q; [- ~. Z# ], {1 D0 eForced On Reluctant Drivers
2 p' L) J, b% d7 CFormed Of Rejected DNA
# {* R0 C/ q' L% a* n6 B& v" oForwarded Once; Return Denied 2 S( `; f* D7 H# Z x
Forward Only; Reverse Defective 6 s5 E# [" }, q* ?6 ]
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
' Z5 F6 t9 \) g7 l8 P4 DFork Over Repair Dough
9 s' x3 O3 ^8 ^5 H$ VFouled Out Re-done Dodge # I% h4 k6 n/ a8 F! k& x- a7 E
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
' Y4 V9 ~& k" o0 @0 D8 YFree Or Reduced Drastically 3 i: n; }/ V/ [8 X" C5 x
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
5 }& z9 s( t* cFumes and Odors Readily Detectable , k+ C) ^; U3 |( F0 K( {9 V9 o
Funny Old Rattling Dump * [' t/ b3 U- v' ~
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) 7 r0 q5 R5 J3 F! R2 _
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA . j+ Y* _# J: _* X9 i* b8 d
Found Out-Right Dangerous
, j* _" a$ C" VFuture Of Racings Delight
4 o, e, s7 u Q" M$ q" }(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
) X1 f( o# N3 ](backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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( B. y& J! }4 |2 a4 XLacks Total Dependability
( H0 P! q2 L# q2 |Lots To Do
O2 K* J/ R: O& y/ A- ~4 {& P! J2 [! F$ zLooses Transmissions Daily ) j1 C8 A0 b* J
# w6 V$ q' \3 aGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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General Maintenance
1 p/ D, v% h0 [; \" }# UGreat Mistake
6 ^' e' H- M1 l- iGarbage Motors $ \( {5 ]# Q$ }9 e. T7 j
Generally Miserable * ^- G' V% K# H4 y' ]" B2 L+ q( `
Grossly Misconceived
/ S! G. {2 ]' s4 K+ A* ZGluteus Maximus 1 j. ?4 ?$ p0 n/ Z+ ^; n- r3 H
Good Money
( }( @2 `, b( v2 j+ u; s- CGoofy's Manufacturing
3 _! q& g% B( ~# r: uGone Mental % O' K! C+ \% L! N
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GMC: 8 C4 a! p6 M& \) O2 z0 r0 @% r
Grief & Misery Combined
- s2 |: ?( |: x" Z5 d) a1 v8 XGarage Man's Companion
' _( w& m' w) {' X, d( R4 p! t( O7 UGotta Mechanic Coming? * M0 v; D* `* a* U8 L" ~
Generally Mediocre Cars
2 C9 z: j4 [2 _( FGet More Chicks % T2 d. ?/ V' m5 t- M$ l! L
Gets Mechanics Crazy
( j: e) o1 s) d$ p+ G6 WGods Mechanical Curse
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Great Mountain Climber % Y/ ^$ T: _: ?% K0 c, Q! S5 _6 X2 t
Great Motor Car + c5 K+ I, I) q( z) t
God Made Chevy
# c, q3 B0 H" c, Z: ZGood Moron Car
# y8 L# h _. R& }- E. VGot Mine Cheap
@+ g, N x9 _, r4 cGet My Checkbook
/ a+ K2 c4 \; w( G# A4 HGone Mad Corp.
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9 ~' u7 q0 O3 z3 h/ nGas, Tires, Oil $ f b6 v1 |! e- Q' y1 d
Get Tools Out
1 m3 A( ?1 e/ V, A8 B* d0 t. G0 d0 kGet To Onramp
3 i# O2 P; p- P/ r# K: nGood To Own
! t$ \- n! c) Q! cGet The Others
) t) P% h& X) F4 K2 I; O7 oGenerally Trashed Out & q& d1 [! ?- y
Good Time Out ( v' N' E2 n) {4 g+ y' ~6 }1 \
Gone To Overdrive $ f$ q: m7 F; k7 u0 |' }
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) l n8 t( H' a- |- ^Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything ) \- j7 \ A3 p# R* r/ N
Had One Never Did Again
z- U8 |' t, R [* XHang On, Not Done Accelerating
, ~6 y3 L$ O0 c9 nHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles " W% w. \/ a! N2 d9 b
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
S9 n' a2 ?; q3 _4 _2 l8 pHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration
! W5 n# Y. P- g( R W" X3 e5 hHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration? ; @: q7 m3 v) X/ J3 S3 h5 Z9 N
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes ( F+ l H# P4 u! G( r6 s
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2 X4 d. e( g1 X, _HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... {$ {3 Z- m( o! H9 F5 y: Q" T# {
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JEEP: ' z% y; ~: b, r" u) ^
Just Eats Every Part
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Junk Engineering Executed Poorly 3 \ A2 V& V9 I1 q7 Z0 W8 W
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
6 L8 L8 k% V" o6 f' w' GJinxed Engine has Extra Parts % s, z8 H- X1 y% Q) c4 t1 o
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KIA: * c# X* H3 M1 ~2 ]1 O$ {
Kick It Around 3 v; N% ~1 ?' D
Kick It Again
+ A" p: u9 w+ t8 h5 D6 rKilled In Action
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# } x* ^+ K' w! q# g% kLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along 0 n+ ]% j( Q: k7 Y
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MG:
) K: }4 X' A2 @! s5 JMoney Guzzler
/ k' g) \4 _0 @ F/ [6 W; @Mostly Garaged ; g' v1 I% P% ~; [4 Q
Major Goof
! \9 H0 \4 ^% {+ R LMGB: Might Go Backwards
& _& _* e. N2 Y& x1 dMGB: Might Go, But . . . 9 h4 z% L7 {* r
MGB: Motor Going Bad
4 G# G+ d* s B( k l7 y& Y$ Y/ {" tMGF: Might Go Forward $ ~' M% `5 D) ^
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate ! C3 ~) Y' Q6 w2 z0 L% b
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MOPAR ; W2 p7 j2 E; E! w! q7 j
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly " |# w5 t* l: A# y) s' ^
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
' N6 `% G9 I8 o3 TMost Often Passed At Races
k+ h; S- s/ v2 TMostly Old Parts And Rust ) ?" U* Z& y4 H
Move Over People Are Racing , Q, B S6 x0 K. v, j
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
4 P2 G0 v' l* b6 A, VMy Old Pig Ain't Running 7 p6 W1 F" S* c, l2 s
My Only Problems Are Repairs 1 O0 w5 u3 f" o0 h, F4 c
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
( {9 ~& {% r8 pMore Often Parts Are Replaced 8 ]1 s% G9 k9 Z2 M6 M
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MUSTANG: ! H w* O( \. C m: H7 Q+ i% @8 @
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
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Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go 4 k4 Z c" ~$ m, ?8 G& [
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO 3 F& v3 z4 q# S
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- g5 c* N* ~2 E' C. VOLDSMOBILE:
8 D; ^8 `. J# T2 JOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday . ~; F7 r/ H( O4 k
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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PINTO: 5 u+ y4 ^/ M& K! I; [
Put In Nickel To Operate 2 |3 U8 a% o$ k3 u2 z8 L
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
( _/ o) Z0 `8 O& DPut In New Transmission Often
, M- E" N, C, N+ t- Z gPushed In Neutral Too Often 5 b7 c/ X+ c3 l4 H" x# r
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" u, s' |3 C( r- I+ zPONTIAC: + F1 A! ^8 B: g
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
3 A7 ^( Z+ p7 S$ s; rPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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5 U/ [9 a" {. v- L6 a, P+ lPORSCHE:
! @6 ^, y, z- V( GProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
& @9 t9 ?0 C9 ]; [/ {Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough 1 O$ K' s' b& o: A
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( h3 [2 G. q! bSAAB: 8 a4 r3 x1 X( {6 t" G
Send Another Automobile Back $ p. `7 R1 ~! S
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown 3 c) z, u% J* T" _& r, M# ~4 f
Sad Attempt At Beauty
8 N) {' b3 ^& F! ^0 HSorry Auto, Always Broken
2 V+ Y1 e- s& m0 R' M) XShape Appears Ass-Backwards . Q# J% j$ }0 X7 q
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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4 d0 |9 e- E, v$ o. q4 |0 kTOYOTA:
+ A) O x2 B. v U- \' n3 _$ q, @, v, ~Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
# F6 Q$ y! l6 `+ @7 z) c8 mTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass
+ L. h- {1 E: I! G8 g) JThe One You Ought To Avoid
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: q0 T7 ^; @0 R) \3 uThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! 0 ^9 M) l$ Z) B ~0 V, C
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! & k) z5 A8 [/ d$ V
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$ d9 r+ [5 {, jTR: Tools Required * E: z) s2 V v; V3 q9 Z. @( D4 t
' q+ P- I) h( u' `VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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6 N$ p9 R i4 h( Q* mVintage Wreck
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