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ACURA:
! d* i* n/ X/ ?: a/ @* i& \% F, l6 OAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile - x" e2 |6 S, F) i
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America / k$ L* ^) e- l: K y
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+ S) ]5 Y y7 p" K2 s6 z6 yAMC: ! x0 }/ A! p' b, c2 S& i
All Makes Combined ' L/ N2 ` v/ @' D$ c+ J4 m7 O
A Major Cost + k) ^! k& J$ K
A Mutated Car
5 [* c% K2 Z; y0 F( L/ u, H: e& qA Morons Car : f6 v! V2 k7 T8 ]8 `
Another Major Catastrophe
1 |# g4 r j YA Man's Car $ K( R. I' M- I! j8 m9 {
A Miss Conception
* ~) \' J8 b x. }5 S) m# {6 {All Muscle Car
, A' l1 ?, Q6 k. B2 xAll Most Car
* b% e9 L& M6 o( E* z/ d4 kAnnoying Mechanics Constantly 6 ?5 Q& y$ G& V% @. s L( E
Automotive Mental Cruelty , C3 @5 ^% q/ U6 i' \# F
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5 _! ?( @/ n/ s) @AUDI: " M6 `' K# L' F& {
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented 9 c+ S6 B4 O6 r+ f
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence . p8 b6 Z3 r) N! V" _; D
Automobile Under Demonic Influence # ^( v3 l) x! w, H7 \
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention 2 f9 v& t& L9 v4 v8 ?
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence $ D* O- U; a: D* w- F
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. ( N/ g5 q6 w+ m1 R( y3 |# ~$ T
All Unnecessary Devices Installed 0 L: K1 _ m3 Y" K
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! a! Z" ~0 U: S. H% J" ~BMW:
0 f7 V6 G# W( n5 R7 xBig Money Works ; z7 H1 f- K6 ~8 z- q" q* Q
Bought My Wife
+ f+ V- o A- X# Z. j" b# v7 ]8 C; wBrutal Money Waster ) J L8 E+ k% }) Y
Break My Window
4 @2 T: C% B! ^# u6 v) mBreak My Windshield
. Y+ N0 n% q7 f% ]' KBabbling Mechanical Wench
1 _# U/ b1 z" T4 P. `9 {# ~ G) |Beastly Monstrous Wonder 0 W8 k9 S$ b8 J
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
% ^+ Y/ |& P; [, u% S0 ~Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
& O3 c! {% b7 A) wBarely Moving Wreck
' M- Q& s7 G* J6 m! qBig Money Waste 4 U7 @" }: W5 t7 n9 I
Big Money. Why? 2 a. C& L1 u6 o1 \+ Z2 ^
Big Money Works
O. ~# m$ [3 ^( S9 ?Born Moderately Wealthy
2 B& j/ L3 x! M4 f+ y# L, JBreaks Most Wrenches " S9 W! u& [+ X- n+ l. h0 x" q
Bring Many Wrenches ) ^8 W" y" \8 V
Brings Me Women
4 r5 d1 G1 s. \% e9 Q: q% PBrings More Women
+ r& B6 w8 Y/ A. O* k6 Z6 u7 @7 iBroken Money Waster
4 ~5 i @+ f% CBroke My Wallet
G9 Y2 ~; v# M. FBroken Monstrous Wonder 8 B1 a- g# j/ ] E- R* v J
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch , p; Q3 ^6 w! L9 P
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck + R3 a# H, t8 D% p: P$ a6 k
Bavarian Manure Wagon
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BUICK:
* I4 ?9 r2 @+ I d: @/ \+ D# x" vBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer 1 Y1 @5 c' n% z7 m( e
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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Camaro:
$ X; f, M+ V5 Y% z! a1 hCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
4 t0 }1 D# T0 l$ W# ACan't America Make A Real One?
9 r# g/ y2 O+ Z: l7 z/ J1 Z( gChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
g6 d! F E* \4 w) r* \: wCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often 2 ?9 i/ d% g: [6 M5 C
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8 r: \ ~' n/ s+ ?3 e, Z9 [6 n1 nCHEVROLET:
2 }' @2 d8 |7 A! J3 C2 hCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
! e- J* T# \: @/ X* n3 WCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
7 E0 B9 E ~+ t! C. k( |Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time / H( C( ~) {+ c# r' S8 `
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques " y( ]9 p+ X9 ?4 y1 P) H+ t
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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DODGE: 8 W: y$ Z5 P$ M+ z7 }
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere 9 }1 i2 Q4 o9 E h9 E( D6 X
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater 9 w9 v7 w% g. j7 o
Dead Old Dog Going East 3 O1 q0 ]% D' I8 P
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
{* Y" u) T1 f( r& F pDead On Delivery, Go Easy % p( l1 ~, {. `9 \
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired # Q, Z% w; m. A1 @
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter 5 n8 R* Y! \' P$ D7 I% @' ~. @9 z
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment 6 t$ T# E1 R; d
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive 9 |9 G. V# ~6 |8 e, \0 q U
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EDSEL: & `) g& b$ o( m0 K6 @! [- [* Z
Every Day Something Else Leaks
+ i5 T& T5 J- c# Z, T5 o, P+ a$ dEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs
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1 s' \2 |9 Z3 w5 E2 Q# M1 EFailure in Italian Automotive Technology " ?5 D% p' q& q4 ~
Fix It Again, Tony 1 ]; ]% l8 A8 q7 h0 j' z
Fix It All the Time 6 A5 e, q6 O* p
Found In A Toilet 3 L" y0 d- o" e% @* w
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation - r, N6 D) Q' t/ c9 y2 U
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FORD:
+ i$ L# z; b/ `- X0 IFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
% E0 c9 w$ h# {& uFix Or Repair Daily " m2 ?, s9 M& I4 E4 @2 v
Found On Road Dead - y d- B8 u& k+ k _
Fast Only Rolling Downhill 2 x9 d) a7 V: `8 \: t r* a
First On Race Day
' J% g# |# d) |& w; @% }! A9 EFirst On Recall Day
, s' G( L5 b2 Y8 j7 U$ x$ k- SFabricated Of Refried Dung
6 a- R9 D$ Z5 W/ ~! S! h9 FFails On Rainy Days ( [8 s* m+ d5 M% [
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream * P; a' f( l+ s3 r" o
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
1 W+ Z: t7 b0 v' `" F2 x- KFault Of R&D 2 Z1 j( W" L N
Finally Obsolete Racing Device 0 N! z$ C/ p* p4 ~
Fireball On Rear Denting + U# g8 u9 \+ r8 M4 b
First On Road to Dump
0 \' ]# [; h, t$ z0 {( ]First On Rust and Deterioration ' V. v% I8 ]: ]
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
- h% e$ o1 {, X) z3 P2 bFlipping Over Results in Death
+ k' B% Z$ G8 I) X: ^Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
( ?: S8 `! C' y' j) |+ @Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
- ^( k* p- a% i& M# h% F9 U' WFoot On Road Decelerates # y* I+ C" ^/ H1 q1 \6 S
Forced On Reluctant Drivers % Z5 [! E2 h) L3 }" u
Formed Of Rejected DNA 0 H6 g J L k# m3 t
Forwarded Once; Return Denied - @' J6 p7 n- f+ Y
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
2 I4 r# s$ e5 d% A* I1 {/ `( D" {% oForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin , C6 ^9 p6 \# \, R4 ^3 w
Fork Over Repair Dough ' H, H5 G7 Z- I8 {1 ]
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge # {; ?8 ^: W1 L+ h1 h; d7 i
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
* u& Z! E, p/ j5 a' O* _Free Or Reduced Drastically
" Z, a# R* ], g7 C+ }, UFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed 2 y, G" L' m9 U( A) ~9 V
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable 3 U/ k o% T6 C5 Y* o
Funny Old Rattling Dump
! k: p7 L0 z" V, k6 u. F2 SForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
' u0 _0 ^5 N/ M! @1 JFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA
* b" |! C' n8 [) f( NFound Out-Right Dangerous 3 P( ?; X6 r& ?% S2 D2 c( j
Future Of Racings Delight : P9 K- |) L# V1 i0 W( V" g
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
/ S6 @! Y; |) v- o(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords . N6 X7 a7 y7 j
LTD: & K9 L# q" ^1 c/ z! ~. I
Lacks Total Dependability
6 ^+ Z% r7 \: y4 s* s, h1 G eLots To Do : F( p% E7 ~1 \/ q y; c
Looses Transmissions Daily
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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* }8 }9 X" Y3 n/ W- ?; ]1 j; aGeneral Maintenance - s K+ K ?% F3 X! F, J
Great Mistake
6 q0 R" b/ @# Z' e) FGarbage Motors ' s; L1 o5 M3 {1 k
Generally Miserable * S: B) A, g* |" D) z
Grossly Misconceived 3 q3 h: ]8 }( n* X. G T
Gluteus Maximus
. d% }( Z! n0 zGood Money - T9 J, i7 z- n/ C t2 u4 G
Goofy's Manufacturing - D( }4 @ s: Z; Y/ E3 W
Gone Mental
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GMC: . x# F2 q* e. |
Grief & Misery Combined " A/ }) r1 O4 H( e
Garage Man's Companion ! [* {2 H+ ]$ Y8 u; S" I3 Y
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
i* z7 M7 [: R' DGenerally Mediocre Cars
& G% F2 v* b* D7 z* AGet More Chicks ! Y( Y8 n1 T1 f. |# w" n& A
Gets Mechanics Crazy ( {% c7 \9 Q1 n8 |8 k& }; h0 H2 M Z
Gods Mechanical Curse
2 R3 X7 \2 Y+ s% ^+ q: ?Got More Crap # b: c+ e2 Z. ^
Great Mountain Climber . z1 P3 Z+ v- y" _: C5 U
Great Motor Car
R; p% R( f7 z% M& c2 ^God Made Chevy ; }7 R' k; X1 o" o% p
Good Moron Car
3 a; k4 q! [( K! Q4 ^; RGot Mine Cheap X/ I/ @. s3 E$ ?, P. M
Get My Checkbook
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Gas, Tires, Oil
, f) X! _8 O$ B, e; ^8 zGet Tools Out
8 P* r9 j/ v6 m5 O0 T. _Get To Onramp 9 S% ~- @3 X2 \6 }% Y
Good To Own 2 O) t3 ]3 v" d, M S1 W8 Y3 `
Get The Others
1 ?( M' K3 D( Y/ ]Generally Trashed Out
* M; p1 Q! M( a' f* n! jGood Time Out
2 D/ q" s7 O7 R& sGone To Overdrive * n+ b* [4 g4 }* s" r( Y
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. y% Y& X5 ~; c5 i# F. H* Q+ y2 tHONDA: 9 F; T+ r. O% N7 ?
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
8 T5 B5 d% v5 {4 T/ _6 M$ VHad One Never Did Again , }4 f! y8 B$ M3 u, r
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating - K! o! ^+ S! r; P2 c& J' P0 z
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles 4 v$ }- F7 H" F" Z) V; t2 v# S
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles 3 J% n0 ^! U# @+ c' e7 ]! d# L# C9 X
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
3 I1 r4 `, k( v6 RHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration? ) l- W2 V& w. I# I
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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a& Y0 p( l0 qHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... 0 l2 b. s( _) [7 k) a
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JEEP: 0 f7 @. x0 x+ {( h2 w
Just Eats Every Part / G% \' o# b3 ?9 L
Just Empty Every Pocket ' c3 X$ c5 i6 U) N4 A$ Z
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly . ^! K# M* y$ `$ p
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
7 ^4 ^) e7 U7 x' X% ZJinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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Kick It Around
! m# u: w; @& d$ x S% ]0 GKick It Again
5 A+ D$ K7 p4 i8 n0 n& DKilled In Action
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: l- C) F% H0 N# pLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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O8 `" K3 x6 Q* \3 P* NMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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Money Guzzler % V5 J, K( W/ T. x2 s c. `6 p: ^
Mostly Garaged
! o+ W" D1 u: |/ H* O6 M$ a% `Major Goof 4 w, }' s( l ]
MGB: Might Go Backwards
* i% D$ A A2 ?7 v( O9 ?# R+ g' KMGB: Might Go, But . . .
0 ~+ S, |) F* t7 gMGB: Motor Going Bad + J2 i$ e# G) T8 z( d! C; \
MGF: Might Go Forward 9 I! }. H* P4 f! @. @/ R
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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MOPAR
3 n3 I) P7 k( n' i; P0 g* yMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly . L) m' ? t/ X. O3 i
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously ( e0 B; T; f; P5 Q) I6 G- g
Most Often Passed At Races
, S, ]8 b' {/ E; }' RMostly Old Parts And Rust # O3 y" S% O) E+ o0 d
Move Over People Are Racing 1 G7 h% J0 i( S1 X+ G
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
/ K' H) M8 s# Q+ e1 DMy Old Pig Ain't Running
) J' a' V9 w! x2 J/ M# d0 k* t: g: SMy Only Problems Are Repairs
+ C. ?% v3 c0 z1 TMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
5 W/ ^" p4 O4 N" p7 ~# YMore Often Parts Are Replaced 3 n* Q$ d& m& A* A# `4 ?1 _: n
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MUSTANG:
: C( | C4 k% u1 s) OMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good 6 t) P5 T9 O1 D0 u3 T2 |
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go - z. m d0 I- \. {2 q! ^
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
, j. n P* A/ o* h, BMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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) f7 t- v, A d0 _ D7 A1 zOLDSMOBILE: " B. O0 d8 V- o
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
3 l/ i# `9 {& u3 p. A- R! |' x. wOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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PINTO:
8 t% g& ]6 R7 ?$ a0 i B' E/ {Put In Nickel To Operate
9 T' Z1 @$ i7 zPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
9 ~# Z$ a' c M+ OPut In New Transmission Often 2 C/ S6 m+ G' Y: V
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC:
- i! E/ Z- o" B/ C% C1 \: XPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
M! S$ [, D- D5 P0 iPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac 3 h) Q$ J: K6 H8 h+ b: @+ V* n; H
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PORSCHE:
5 a$ N# C# H( }' p% t& [Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
2 T! H! X# O) b5 C! SPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough 3 @5 G# P1 T5 L) N8 q/ b& {6 z
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SAAB:
* z6 r: w8 j4 D) G& ?Send Another Automobile Back
2 P. f# Y* b8 R. ZSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
6 H' _$ A4 U a2 F/ m, i" cSad Attempt At Beauty
, G8 X6 F3 V2 R) Z. }( w* f/ gSorry Auto, Always Broken
$ X, i& Y4 n' j HShape Appears Ass-Backwards P6 K6 x! g$ [# E
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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8 L) G0 m8 _* a) KTOYOTA: 2 B; D Z/ b' p+ E5 w
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto " c6 N2 c7 D1 w+ R! D- v# K
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass # z8 n9 v9 d2 ~; T3 d- w* }2 q; m4 Z/ D
The One You Ought To Avoid
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This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! 6 p4 o% Y; |9 X$ Z
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! # |/ ~# V% x1 ~$ I/ J# p
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TR: Tools Required : ]$ c: f. x( C7 f; q0 u
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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Vintage Wreck
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