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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- ' h5 K$ N, U' ~7 u% B6 G7 F- _& ^9 b1 N
e. Y/ O8 [/ W( |" QACURA:
! y F8 T# a6 W6 T$ B; s8 PAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile % |1 y* s5 S. o
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America : h, Q( ^9 d+ m: D
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All Makes Combined
* {1 q8 W( y bA Major Cost E- s/ |+ M5 k' g5 k) k8 l
A Mutated Car
( l* V D3 p( M* mA Morons Car 3 F: q, \0 v) `4 l
Another Major Catastrophe
; w9 [2 I1 i, q: AA Man's Car
; w$ j5 w: f/ s$ |4 SA Miss Conception
6 E0 Q+ V; u, ~; DAll Muscle Car
* l2 f9 w/ R1 m/ w4 eAll Most Car
* @- F4 D9 E" \: D( x: h, nAnnoying Mechanics Constantly & y5 i7 F/ r7 W" z5 R% T
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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AUDI: ' N; B! i: S" B l; y
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented 6 L/ y* y) F2 ?" d
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence ( c4 _1 ]) v% q0 t& G- _
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
3 ]" W x, E1 R1 C3 z% oAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention
1 J$ \! n! |2 I) M' H& C5 wAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence 6 F/ w' i q# W6 d1 G" j! W
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. " M! v4 w$ C, U9 ?1 F, }
All Unnecessary Devices Installed 2 c- K. a1 h) j# o2 @1 T- K
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BMW: , _: m! I8 J1 W
Big Money Works 7 @& f, ?) ^$ `, K$ e
Bought My Wife
; V& H2 Y7 t4 c I$ F# Q8 GBrutal Money Waster
" O: S- @ @; K" nBreak My Window
( |8 p) s/ |, f0 R3 qBreak My Windshield $ q# {; \9 [# T5 s0 e
Babbling Mechanical Wench # s& S! o/ u- J- H2 N
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
0 |) t! x, c1 @/ j( ^ d: dBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
( M! ?' Z$ [4 Q2 Z( U, f g2 xBeautiful Mechanical Wonder + n( n4 h9 E2 W" X4 F. f+ ?; S
Barely Moving Wreck 6 u! t, r- K( Y$ G
Big Money Waste * L& w. v" n$ Z# s- Z
Big Money. Why? , s ^$ X8 s! h; E& s$ A
Big Money Works
( H4 O E* v1 E: ^6 @1 m* A, NBorn Moderately Wealthy ; b" s( R% ?( |1 m! F) T, I
Breaks Most Wrenches
) @" v: ]7 @ {( }Bring Many Wrenches " e3 }% [( u7 r( j- M
Brings Me Women 1 W( v9 E: T N( Z
Brings More Women 2 m0 E4 q3 u+ x& t, I
Broken Money Waster ; E* A# P6 {9 U/ [% q5 D5 ^
Broke My Wallet 0 N& y. U) q2 y, N: _
Broken Monstrous Wonder * y' H% a3 j7 q5 J2 V; y) f: B
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
' p6 n7 {' S7 h5 a* ?$ vBlasphemous Motorized Wreck
1 U, v, S3 W) b8 d4 ~Bavarian Manure Wagon I$ U" s8 N% o+ [6 \" e
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) H, b+ B& O8 K" }+ m% g& S0 ABUICK: . T7 v$ G/ @* ?# K
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
/ a; \9 s) R3 B7 e6 BBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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Camaro:
2 y8 Y7 h4 _, o7 a, lCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? / ^: I* B0 H/ P* D
Can't America Make A Real One?
7 ~7 ?. a/ E& W4 s& t& ]Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
6 Y' O: n6 p' z6 I. U8 a# E* NCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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CHEVROLET: % L/ U5 N/ E' T) P
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
& v7 D/ [2 N: A( i1 q2 VCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time 6 @) k; C U" K6 M! ~) N
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
: @2 H* s% F* pConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
2 p, \9 {' y3 R+ M" {" GCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology 6 ~1 x C+ m! r4 h% x0 Y ~& Z
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DODGE: $ x/ N. [. F& h: J- M3 O
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
( \9 M8 }# W: KDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater
8 h- I; {6 e4 A) rDead Old Dog Going East # C) B3 J2 }/ D) {- m2 D5 |
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
3 T: S% H! O. j2 r. n9 KDead On Delivery, Go Easy
1 x# G. K* R" ^6 WDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
" X& |3 p( l6 V1 [, a- XDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
+ i% h5 O2 L; l+ fDear Old Dads Garage Experiment 4 B5 E2 ~; B' t
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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EDSEL:
% P1 O/ X1 g* KEvery Day Something Else Leaks / v% ^- U. V4 P$ ]* {' w1 [) H& S
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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FIAT: 9 `7 }1 r# X' `# N* G8 E
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology # x" A- Q: f# p# h: e) K; Z
Fix It Again, Tony
8 w- f& {# e# {1 ~Fix It All the Time * y7 w5 r9 ^3 q# Q# t' a1 N- b
Found In A Toilet 2 n/ e" \) r1 z8 w0 b
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation 7 ?& H9 o, W' {8 ~* o
8 k( b+ y; w/ lFORD:
, T, |' }7 I% m# n) z& Y# t5 cFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge ! d* I) P5 Q% r' }6 @/ n
Fix Or Repair Daily
3 ]$ _5 G0 T) Y( ?: E% l* qFound On Road Dead
( j, H! U' W4 g) Y) f q8 NFast Only Rolling Downhill
$ F. \% T( k3 N K' a0 D7 B4 ]First On Race Day
' S' r- y* |# x; J# c a* nFirst On Recall Day $ s1 @9 \, ]% H- Q+ G
Fabricated Of Refried Dung ) _1 U" C2 n( g& e0 y
Fails On Rainy Days # C5 [6 s3 s4 L' _& O: z- |6 N5 E; i
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
$ a r) [1 ?% mFatally Obese Redneck Driver & C, H+ n- x3 @& }' h1 O8 R2 ^$ N; q
Fault Of R&D " g" \. m' F+ t- ] a
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
0 _- {- _% O5 f% e7 ?Fireball On Rear Denting
* [! _4 X7 m0 L* x6 \; TFirst On Road to Dump
8 e0 M3 K5 f# A$ c" e: f$ }" kFirst On Rust and Deterioration $ B5 C/ F0 N" R2 X
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
6 R: u+ \9 M, Q& R: i" u+ B1 n$ |Flipping Over Results in Death
1 [" R7 u0 D' S1 N5 iFlipped Over Roadside Disaster
8 I) N* H% ~" a( xFollow Our Rusty Dogsled 0 k! E* s6 |! P/ B; O7 [+ a2 }; B
Foot On Road Decelerates
x" e+ j8 U3 C. gForced On Reluctant Drivers
5 g3 T! ~2 I5 w L+ h3 fFormed Of Rejected DNA
: R& g R3 X; @, bForwarded Once; Return Denied 9 P9 {+ n, [& U" f
Forward Only; Reverse Defective c8 k$ B0 ?5 U2 }3 w% U2 p
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin $ Z+ s& ]7 z/ M+ e U' {
Fork Over Repair Dough % s+ O( e( ^/ w* z% J
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge 1 t0 J; T( {% Z9 _4 t, N
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration 7 D3 V: D+ x% E5 Z( n! e) v# b; t
Free Or Reduced Drastically
! W5 {# ]$ o+ L5 [5 a8 G+ tFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed . k9 ~0 z! o+ d! u* u' i
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
, z# k1 B3 Q/ D9 q) n0 k8 c7 x' ]Funny Old Rattling Dump $ ?1 e1 K+ G# I: }- ?
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) 5 n$ l$ v4 Y# W T4 I
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA 3 P+ D& ?: d7 J+ W; j; w1 [! C
Found Out-Right Dangerous
, L7 E( v- p# T- ~Future Of Racings Delight V) b) ^- h! a( p8 n
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
, \, z/ ~0 g2 b3 E(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords 1 H5 p1 L; G- s. ^" h
LTD:
' d# t* X2 s* m1 |8 d3 `Lacks Total Dependability + P0 {4 {2 i( K1 |- ~, W: |
Lots To Do 8 `* H x: b; r2 _( d0 k. b
Looses Transmissions Daily - \8 Y7 F- G) |: q3 [
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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GM:
9 ~7 ]/ {) z4 I, |- mGeneral Maintenance
7 M# Y% h# u4 jGreat Mistake
+ n7 Z$ m9 E: EGarbage Motors + P: }( R( l e7 f+ Y6 x3 R
Generally Miserable : B* O) x2 \; M$ h( H3 I' O
Grossly Misconceived 4 b. b/ F6 q- R" t
Gluteus Maximus 7 b6 M: d% |( w5 o" m7 j
Good Money
: b$ M8 ^# I8 H, s' P) w. ^Goofy's Manufacturing $ ^: r: `9 h3 B: `% S, E
Gone Mental
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Grief & Misery Combined
8 ~3 H7 P4 D7 n7 l1 F6 W! [Garage Man's Companion
9 I, ]. r8 b0 P( u6 p3 pGotta Mechanic Coming? - D1 J" Q. }/ |; p4 M
Generally Mediocre Cars
# a# G2 N4 H' n# e7 @1 ]Get More Chicks
* W+ h: Y' E6 f6 H( j* I0 q, BGets Mechanics Crazy 3 z% z( }) ?9 ?% V' n$ ?
Gods Mechanical Curse
$ Z( [/ Q( x: }! { R2 uGot More Crap
' [- a( @: }. A+ b6 F( `Great Mountain Climber 0 G2 `' I' H2 V/ h
Great Motor Car . v4 q; v) s& ]4 i1 J" Q
God Made Chevy / [! r/ A; F% x5 T
Good Moron Car
/ E, ?" Z, D* K4 \ n0 x' U; WGot Mine Cheap
3 }" ^; {1 q; F. x/ Q5 C/ v, ^# WGet My Checkbook
9 R/ }: S: O) e* Z5 p* n, c. e/ v3 jGone Mad Corp.
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GTO:
- o, @2 I$ {% a9 _& BGas, Tires, Oil
! x5 ~2 T7 W0 a9 S6 GGet Tools Out
* I( ~4 q/ ^- l) ?Get To Onramp
# M" B% I1 z8 S1 E8 _ c JGood To Own ' T& F; ^7 V. D7 {/ a% q
Get The Others 7 W& a3 H$ m6 Q4 Q! ?
Generally Trashed Out 4 ?, i3 ~8 n- t3 E3 Z! i! U6 p
Good Time Out 4 ^; ~ l% D4 f+ ?+ V0 O0 N* j' B
Gone To Overdrive , D7 j* N* |' O' m7 [
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# |0 n1 l) o% _( }) L6 L- RHONDA: " {0 B+ v7 E- F/ l/ @1 I
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything ! m: e- l* K; O3 n6 F/ [, _
Had One Never Did Again * a7 U# }9 C0 x1 ]5 t
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
+ |, c2 M) o+ ?6 b) C2 HHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
/ ~/ {2 c4 w* `9 i6 }Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles ! H/ {5 ?2 e5 ?7 U4 C, J
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
0 a3 W4 l9 O* J4 l- C- H$ p" KHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration? $ ?2 P) m8 L" c+ S H8 K- |
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes + T. j% c4 L' }0 x& f; E
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; w" G) O; I. k9 J6 o" _# THYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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JEEP: & J b4 @% W9 [8 d( O
Just Eats Every Part
O- L# [8 B8 `% j1 PJust Empty Every Pocket
4 ?2 |1 M0 O7 K9 _Junk Engineering Executed Poorly ( F5 w! s0 r; y# |
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
2 }: X$ J X' f+ N9 D) P3 c, x+ M UJinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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Kick It Around
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Killed In Action
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) M" G/ E8 Y/ c6 iLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious . k5 U% g9 b; x( ^
8 b% k9 a8 k- VMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along $ y- | M4 b' X* H2 R
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MG:
V7 r( g; L$ n! z) x9 j4 wMoney Guzzler
0 t) G$ ]' N2 E; [Mostly Garaged
6 y$ q4 Z5 C8 L3 E0 w6 m1 E% cMajor Goof 7 u# P7 n4 p T" m. ~
MGB: Might Go Backwards
* g; Z9 p; s1 G7 f. y) A4 w% Z. cMGB: Might Go, But . . .
4 h8 g! O4 i( Q& m$ q! QMGB: Motor Going Bad
+ ~. D8 g; Y: \& X- s3 q( q SMGF: Might Go Forward 9 Z! \* i4 y/ }, b
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1 _- h; J1 I5 T. U: ] |& SMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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( I0 B6 W% g; vMOPAR
9 m( A2 M9 e( g: ^. \: k* O4 P. c, zMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly ( a' p& k% C- H+ {; I) a
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously ! g) i* E# g. v
Most Often Passed At Races 6 s% p/ A$ B2 N2 S
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
/ e6 l+ A: d0 n; m" ?Move Over People Are Racing " g) S- f0 A/ z. T' ?3 z. G, X
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
( h# X( A3 n9 nMy Old Pig Ain't Running
1 \* |3 v! j& fMy Only Problems Are Repairs 5 R% X3 k; }+ l
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement : i1 @. s I2 C& ?& z' a( E
More Often Parts Are Replaced 9 s9 R2 \$ S4 Q" M0 W
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MUSTANG:
, U# _% O- O7 m% O! |, UMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good 7 S, @4 ]7 n! M9 f" W! R: \
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
8 t6 x; @5 J& O/ R6 b% J) W cMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
X7 L9 h1 e9 U' ~! vMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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, y6 z; b# M- }0 e) F# fOLDSMOBILE: 7 u% q- _3 }5 b4 @- }. }
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
+ ^+ m; x4 g& \, h% N$ M JOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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9 h8 [$ x6 E( d: f' \PINTO:
' t$ n; I2 t$ W( l7 DPut In Nickel To Operate ! |$ U. ^; a/ Y& S
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
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Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC: 0 i) w% O) R9 R4 @7 ^4 I0 w
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car 0 h" W1 e) z3 }" g/ K" E$ s' P9 Z
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac . }4 f4 _5 q: }- o* \1 _
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PORSCHE: 2 @4 u5 C7 S. k- T: D
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything : c3 K- l8 U2 s/ Z a
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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SAAB:
% z) c. s2 ]8 O, A; C% O2 `/ x# }5 zSend Another Automobile Back
/ V: r. D" ?; _# JSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
$ t/ W* e5 T0 m% W9 JSad Attempt At Beauty
}# J% F+ O+ X+ ]3 T/ O; K( QSorry Auto, Always Broken
( x' O( L' r. {7 W0 y: u- f8 B; fShape Appears Ass-Backwards
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually ! `; T; ~1 e- X( Q( v
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TOYOTA: 5 L" Z/ X# D5 ?: d: ^; o/ U% i/ v/ Y
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto * D, [" f; Z- o, c3 h! @2 }4 t
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass & z9 I* M0 }0 w) T+ q+ e
The One You Ought To Avoid
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TRIUMPH:
+ _( r2 f9 @# J& l; T+ uThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
7 N3 h1 G9 r5 ~4 y) K1 h+ z6 I6 {Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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& h/ |8 l0 V6 ~& a7 K$ s7 Y0 } ITR: Tools Required : V/ R8 J$ Y+ G2 u- c
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object 8 ]2 `5 x, p; d) J) K
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VW:
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Virtually Worthless |
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