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ACURA:
- h) K9 S8 J( n( o- o" tAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile j3 l$ P2 X2 N4 t3 d, m9 F& A: T
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America : K2 q2 W# M# X' `' |+ V4 V( S2 O
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All Makes Combined
; i8 a6 E4 }) V) v2 Y, BA Major Cost
5 B: G* n9 D/ c* v) r( O1 YA Mutated Car , m, J3 x7 N6 U y( \& g
A Morons Car
3 Y* A' ^9 D" D& r/ \0 I- {Another Major Catastrophe
! {: [+ `* y2 V) z: GA Man's Car
( `2 I3 V( ?8 B* rA Miss Conception
$ G7 Q3 G( ?- ^$ KAll Muscle Car
9 V# Z( v: H( W$ cAll Most Car
3 k* h; j1 @% \! x7 K, tAnnoying Mechanics Constantly ( ~1 X8 ?; N/ B( \
Automotive Mental Cruelty % l L! Z: D$ }8 v
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O* W9 X7 w, l( P8 e" {1 [0 `AUDI: 6 m' Q6 j, r3 O' L' }
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
, E- _* R! x* n) J' @" ?/ z" AAccelerates Under Demonic Influence
0 ^1 H1 \+ Y' O* g sAutomobile Under Demonic Influence
. P M1 q- H7 m3 C. b5 eAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention
8 u* x! M; A9 AAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
: I) s3 r5 k- B. U5 w3 E& _Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. `+ }3 V, X- O: Y' Q7 r
All Unnecessary Devices Installed + s9 V, ]: n# t% g* R
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BMW:
. k# f6 C( A$ o5 d) IBig Money Works
[& v" v f- xBought My Wife ( W L$ T" h2 M5 C( f2 Y: ]
Brutal Money Waster * K( a: @; m2 }0 g+ Y1 L
Break My Window
, d0 r& @7 b YBreak My Windshield
) O- a1 I9 W# C( ]7 ?Babbling Mechanical Wench
; a% D+ f/ n; A# X! z$ A0 L- M- n* JBeastly Monstrous Wonder 3 J$ p- _1 t7 M% a& A& n1 K
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels - f) y) t$ ^! t9 o2 P* P
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder 2 L8 Z9 ~: w3 K) N
Barely Moving Wreck
+ F7 V; K/ j. ?; G( {Big Money Waste
8 ^% M( Z' F9 y0 ^, I1 ]Big Money. Why?
( O$ y: o U: v c- c2 NBig Money Works
% h+ q, {, N" vBorn Moderately Wealthy ; S1 l, e8 j. |$ G3 b0 l
Breaks Most Wrenches / s" y+ @7 F' q
Bring Many Wrenches $ L9 [9 _6 |" R" S
Brings Me Women 2 ^' z1 A% e7 x! G
Brings More Women / v1 x* \! R; `4 w0 w/ L: a8 X
Broken Money Waster ; n+ ?' B+ Q- t
Broke My Wallet + x4 U; u9 A: P9 T1 d" ]5 J
Broken Monstrous Wonder
! E7 F# L5 A8 P' ?$ w3 wBumbling Mechanical Wretch
! T( }: B% U( {3 `Blasphemous Motorized Wreck : S5 J, J* Y( D0 c! f% A
Bavarian Manure Wagon
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BUICK:
! N S& X, H( j8 q, j: e+ sBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
C6 R5 k& _6 e- CBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King 3 I1 C6 C8 P+ ^$ C: e7 N' }
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Camaro: 2 Q0 e ?6 l" m' X1 n7 _
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? N8 g4 n u$ J0 `3 l& l" M7 ]
Can't America Make A Real One?
0 u. S$ o( o, X3 X8 h- ~9 g( TChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
5 @, R+ p3 z5 g5 v' B% fCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often p# \1 s5 o1 Y+ O$ k( W0 B1 z( C
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CHEVROLET:
4 y3 f$ ^3 P* rCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips & l7 f8 n t* D `' b2 p# L m) z+ ]
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time 8 u# v, [, ~8 Y
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
+ |9 O1 `. Y2 j* V4 ]Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques h H6 r! [, u
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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DODGE: * O# v9 ^- X# J) Q! E% V
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
/ X# H3 N( r( r5 x4 j) n& {$ s) VDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater
u7 r. e; h# L9 eDead Old Dog Going East
& E/ F) T( s& Y5 \$ ^/ q3 Y- [Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
" ^( w( |0 w. V" J: @8 u0 @) a7 SDead On Delivery, Go Easy 0 y/ h( i b$ ]8 U& _8 b; ^! c3 E
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired # I- M5 z8 Q* ?) y' K$ Y9 A
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
7 X2 y, X6 N% c" W. PDear Old Dads Garage Experiment
; b* F% I& m. `2 o5 Q0 h) aDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive 8 q/ @5 g" Z; p- j1 r
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Every Day Something Else Leaks % ?1 k- F4 v7 \, L% T" O3 b
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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; {; {3 x" y8 m' m3 q+ r2 M+ lFIAT:
0 R$ N8 m8 _+ a, r. N0 |" O0 FFailure in Italian Automotive Technology $ x9 [+ }7 ^" ?% W! I0 n" Z: o/ v9 T
Fix It Again, Tony
2 S+ i: V' d! p u: w. hFix It All the Time
' q o! v# H$ ]2 `0 nFound In A Toilet + t' Z5 B6 x5 j: l2 C+ T
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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8 V8 H! @5 v' m6 n3 yFORD:
3 t- X$ L/ i w, RFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
' p( R, r! y/ F8 R8 T0 E7 `Fix Or Repair Daily
. {) U1 I1 J/ a3 m8 @, ]! gFound On Road Dead - @6 q2 S0 |: @5 h* Q
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
! q+ g' q( h3 A3 H) L/ B: MFirst On Race Day
" `+ t4 V% G! xFirst On Recall Day 2 t* `- B. y6 i( Q
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
% K. |/ v3 L. fFails On Rainy Days 5 G3 t* m" \" b9 }1 t' d
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream ; D$ b0 M/ p2 s8 [
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver : ~) C4 L+ @: F+ Z3 w3 i9 T
Fault Of R&D ) T* R7 r0 M3 y- g0 G9 { s
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
3 S8 I( b/ I$ Y8 m' wFireball On Rear Denting
$ N4 q7 N& y# I& R* |First On Road to Dump ! J: y0 d! q; {! x; W
First On Rust and Deterioration
( J! B } C5 f2 M3 C/ |Fix Or Recycle Dilemma 1 P: v$ v/ c' ~; V, M' W5 z% T
Flipping Over Results in Death # E& @$ x9 H5 n$ P* F+ C& ?* A9 J
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
; A3 x: X/ Z. c# x# ^3 W8 ]Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
7 i/ m" ]/ ^/ N1 nFoot On Road Decelerates * ~! l0 {9 Q6 O% ]
Forced On Reluctant Drivers + ] j7 }5 I% z7 \- ^/ }
Formed Of Rejected DNA 5 g0 y& R: X+ S
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
3 ?# Q+ T x, V' `Forward Only; Reverse Defective
9 o, ]$ ]+ @+ [* A4 C0 y& p- lForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
) d* \5 A- H+ Y D* _4 g3 pFork Over Repair Dough
3 l6 } U; [: |3 H8 lFouled Out Re-done Dodge . I$ u% l; e1 N! b* }
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration % `9 p5 W$ Q4 U- a7 M. G. i$ b% }. C- k1 W/ K
Free Or Reduced Drastically
- L# Z# o; B4 ? A7 YFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed 6 x( ~; p7 i# K, K
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable $ Z& ?+ S0 U+ e& G/ k
Funny Old Rattling Dump 9 i: `) Z& V/ ^- X0 x
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) & G# E+ S! ?) b# U- }- D) x5 N
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
. w9 t: E) k* U3 FFound Out-Right Dangerous
! ^7 g: y; t: N9 A7 B8 I, JFuture Of Racings Delight
9 w% `/ x; s: L" _2 o(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
% g3 V3 T/ L0 [* x+ R9 A8 U, F(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords , e+ a! F5 X% O5 y% ]! B$ X: c
LTD:
/ `! ~$ ?: q% C$ c7 `Lacks Total Dependability 1 a1 x2 P3 \6 @
Lots To Do
! ^: f6 g6 S9 {9 j! wLooses Transmissions Daily
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked ; ~( y, a [( s4 X. m+ v4 V
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% _% ?) p3 m8 c" R* @/ WGeneral Maintenance
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Garbage Motors $ u2 [4 `( y- _4 z1 X- P
Generally Miserable
$ o0 `0 J, g/ _2 ^5 }5 `Grossly Misconceived
9 Q/ Q- i2 O8 y ]: R: dGluteus Maximus
- D: W. R/ L- KGood Money ' T" J! L! G) Y7 Z
Goofy's Manufacturing
; n- L4 G% _2 Q. G B2 U E8 |) {Gone Mental
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9 a" m5 x: k3 {( E/ Z. eGMC:
4 a* z3 d. z0 j# M6 FGrief & Misery Combined
0 V( y1 v0 J- M) Q! p3 j% Z- vGarage Man's Companion 1 F9 Y i M$ s9 k* U0 I( l- ~
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
8 V5 v: u8 I! `; o* SGenerally Mediocre Cars : \8 B1 K8 I- M, @& R) O9 h# x; Z& D
Get More Chicks
\& x/ n# C- ?2 H9 RGets Mechanics Crazy
5 i; ]9 j+ o1 l/ z" g% \$ FGods Mechanical Curse
7 ?. J0 e: Z* JGot More Crap . h' b6 f" N: y7 _
Great Mountain Climber : U$ ]6 b- J* }
Great Motor Car
6 A! ^# S' M- H* l8 @2 q$ x$ XGod Made Chevy
- q' R" l3 _8 W* FGood Moron Car
$ u `' j1 J8 |6 @Got Mine Cheap
% X! r8 `0 x* S3 n, fGet My Checkbook
, `, D0 Y9 Z. P ?Gone Mad Corp.
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/ j( N2 X2 Q% O6 p9 rGas, Tires, Oil
! j' M6 J; j: F2 KGet Tools Out # @$ i' ]/ [% R0 q8 p. A C* @
Get To Onramp - V* C9 n( X9 Z, a& W2 f
Good To Own
2 U5 @' ?$ Z( N5 b0 ^Get The Others
) C8 `8 t9 g: A" R I: M1 [Generally Trashed Out 0 h, |0 z; s& k& k; A- b9 Z
Good Time Out * |: [* p# A% q& R7 J
Gone To Overdrive + F( l4 u- D, D2 Q; A0 P) e0 P
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$ j6 u; A3 C F7 U6 U+ F, |Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
4 j& e; \. _- [! i) D% P) L0 A0 ]Had One Never Did Again 1 K& W# [! F- {$ F
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
$ \4 K& C' N2 Q) [+ Q0 DHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
\1 O7 a8 N, D% _7 a+ mHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
8 U- ~1 t7 Z" j+ i# p& g" h0 Y8 O8 ?History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
# j* Y7 B( [+ J7 Z; Z" @7 ?How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
3 W& Z# b; B. u+ J0 FPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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; J$ l( a, J- v/ U$ Q; S# H5 w8 QHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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JEEP: * K; `# A* p: ^0 g1 i% h( E
Just Eats Every Part
|+ ?' k( @4 B2 o+ IJust Empty Every Pocket
2 t% Z# u2 o3 f+ C3 ?+ PJunk Engineering Executed Poorly
9 W/ i: v6 p& x3 I0 o' e) K2 i: ]Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
; g/ z% D4 Z& R; y1 `, JJinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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KIA:
8 B9 G9 f. @9 c$ `6 d; UKick It Around / v: Q$ F+ K2 H/ |6 M
Kick It Again + V* G) T: B8 i4 P# [
Killed In Action
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. W% R$ D G) Z+ F2 I4 R) d: T5 bLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious , ]0 M6 S" C2 P+ `+ r$ F
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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MG:
0 h, ^6 x" a% z7 n9 r7 SMoney Guzzler 5 C I6 o" C1 u8 r
Mostly Garaged
3 C7 w6 b: k7 e+ s) B9 wMajor Goof
- j) ~, `, c( C' |MGB: Might Go Backwards , l) X. w1 d2 O" D* _
MGB: Might Go, But . . . % t$ ~3 `+ |% p" Q( A+ o U
MGB: Motor Going Bad
+ ~% c3 c8 l$ h3 j. @9 @MGF: Might Go Forward
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! Q1 I/ S. g6 b9 rMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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: f2 ~8 X2 q' ?) nMOPAR 6 i4 g, W6 y. f' p" b
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
& w3 N2 f2 Y4 l. Z9 c* YMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
" W9 g9 O# O3 T' Q2 E: jMost Often Passed At Races : G: `- p' X7 i) J
Mostly Old Parts And Rust ; g" d% W5 Y/ G7 z8 L
Move Over People Are Racing
* r5 y4 @3 ~4 T* l, W& M6 L# xMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly . r6 S% S* v6 { }, a* J
My Old Pig Ain't Running
( r" t- c1 X$ g, _% aMy Only Problems Are Repairs ; C1 f- E* @- B k! B3 d
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
0 _+ E, z7 E9 X3 @5 E* g( z5 P8 MMore Often Parts Are Replaced
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MUSTANG:
: g% R0 u7 i& S1 s D6 H! i5 M3 b5 |Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good ) b9 Q9 l' f) z# S/ i- v
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go 9 R/ t L9 O; H) q" X2 n- x7 M) m
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
H5 k) Y" q/ Z' mMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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$ o$ t2 W: m& m, OOLDSMOBILE: 3 X# F: o; V; j9 r; R9 _4 k
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday $ |$ C) P3 D; |9 L
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment 6 q) O& K& n& E) x/ }
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PINTO:
# E6 X( M8 q& R, G7 u( P0 n- L* J5 TPut In Nickel To Operate 2 L( N, n9 L9 K/ G( T2 P
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook 9 M' e' i6 b9 q/ M
Put In New Transmission Often & Q: N2 @' ]9 l6 {. I0 T1 V
Pushed In Neutral Too Often ! P) X0 s) U& U, P7 @ H& r
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PONTIAC:
+ {4 _ d+ l7 F5 S: S, YPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
( h1 Y# Q- T: e4 E- p1 [$ aPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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9 t7 A5 t2 A& uPORSCHE:
/ V+ t$ C5 `, P0 zProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
. R+ B$ U- M6 A) t( pPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough 3 [4 z q! S2 t6 D5 v
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SAAB: ; [. J. t% ^5 t6 t* V: r
Send Another Automobile Back
* \: `( e" Y% x4 |/ dSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
/ e) U; s: N. [3 o0 j. U/ x+ ISad Attempt At Beauty
- x; x5 I. A: l: @8 aSorry Auto, Always Broken $ _; @1 S+ K( M }3 F8 q& L
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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' D# M4 T" y8 \; w1 ]7 YSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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TOYOTA: ( d( x9 o: o! ~0 U( O9 g
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
' Z* {- ?, }, j# L, _, J% \% cTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass
" z0 [; t- m! e0 `2 c) @The One You Ought To Avoid
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TRIUMPH:
$ q+ p, I- H0 q/ D* x. A- LThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
+ \7 }4 q/ p, h* n- p# STried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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TR: Tools Required 5 k" D) K$ F& A. Q
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object 9 E t/ R+ B8 e
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VW: $ O* M! v8 a7 b; E
Vintage Wreck
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