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! s1 H9 S( E3 D2 t3 G* RA mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. 0 t* _9 b' r0 v5 j6 N4 z
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The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." . z8 M0 t7 W: F- k
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The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy.
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Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." , ? U0 N5 B' F, c$ R
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So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. . [( g! F2 R- N8 R
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After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."
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The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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