Sex life after marriage

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Sex life after marriage

5 u. L2 s0 v  V) |# p1 R7 i# ]A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives.
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5 \1 X# n! r# p; A1 r* @The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."

+ I7 X' r7 s+ d$ I4 F# mThe Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy.

Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges."

9 S  _. a) O5 f" R# xSo the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.

After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."
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8 Z& [3 ~) g" v. U7 Y' }0 ~The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS"

eagle2008

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That's a good one, sweetie

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