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+ e( i/ C7 ]# o% ^% cA mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. / M( v1 r# W& H' T+ |. R) X
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The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."
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& x0 r0 @. \- v3 z, A/ M8 Q+ hThe Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy.
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: w% ? r. m8 pThen the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges."
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So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. 3 V4 ?$ S; e" a. e9 q) C: Z1 Y) ?
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After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways." 5 u, L! q3 i* x' ^% B1 d
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The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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