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A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives.
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The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." 3 k u' c, |+ P6 K p O0 V" P
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The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy.
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Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." 4 Q+ y" t1 c/ e- x% ]. Z
k/ f3 D4 a. } g) f* xSo the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.
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After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways." 6 ~- ]! k; t0 u* Y3 s- n7 W
7 g# {& A8 s X$ v5 d' hThe Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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