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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought) z4 i. L! E& M! p
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could- R$ P$ H. Y& J; i0 }9 O; U
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.% |  G  c. j( @, `0 _$ o

- ^2 \9 ?% O2 ~# nHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,8 I% m7 l; Z# S) t
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
7 x8 \" g( p) n  Ygo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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2 d2 l+ u* Q7 J! ~" LThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
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& J4 v" e* m! i. E* t8 L9 U0 CThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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No response.
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
& m% u' i4 R( D- G8 i- }9 Vrepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"/ o% i; ?; |/ P6 C3 \8 P
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Still no response.) b8 n% t6 g7 D, s5 b$ C, j

, [# j) U6 M' pNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
" y1 B6 g9 w9 T5 [9 Jand asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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8 `. g8 z3 z# fAgain he gets no response.
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- X8 @; k' H" s5 q. U( ~; cSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's . W; b0 V' y9 n3 }. q6 a8 |
for dinner?" Again there is no response.
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: L6 p" v" [# n/ ^8 `So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"8 P, r" @$ R, W

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