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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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$ ?& v% A* S# u9 U8 O5 p' P8 b* othe family doctor to discuss the problem.5 M4 u# @# _$ N
; r1 V4 ~. D v+ J3 e0 mThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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, C) j6 [ `- g" Z6 H/ HHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response." Y' x( }% ]! d* @$ o
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
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Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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No response.
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and% V* f) O8 v. @" N0 o. {* z
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"# s: @7 K/ Q/ R6 l
. d, n+ T& e% R4 M( o: HStill no response.
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# C0 B3 A! ^' u& d9 O2 cNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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Again he gets no response.
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" o t; f6 S9 r/ h8 G! Z: [, ESo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's
9 G- u, c9 S' C7 nfor dinner?" Again there is no response.$ d F7 R5 ^! O& s
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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1 z; v Z4 ?9 x0 q7 ~. t+ R1 O(I just love this)( P9 `' v* _3 ?
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& X3 N; X& |# }& h. _+ l4 k% H"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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