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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
# [" B$ f* b' O6 c% F5 eshe might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called" K+ _, e3 E) }$ Q$ W9 k) T$ Z, z
the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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# x$ s! U5 P% x/ HThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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& {, z: e" _; d+ mHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,: V1 Z/ _7 z( c: H) g. c& T3 Z
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
. b* v- F& J2 mgo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."( U1 Q2 H# }: D( K" }4 z
/ T {+ h" l. {* I3 uThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
+ `7 j! b$ q& r, hden. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."! B& T0 `0 p# u! |. u- K7 X
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"4 _# `* W4 U! [( a0 I# U
9 r8 p) h! a/ qNo response., j9 R: m" ~( |5 d' d
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and' _) d$ W& v$ ]9 P0 a, U( t
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Still no response.6 |* @6 I) t8 `% A. w
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife! S8 P! D3 F$ }& k
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Again he gets no response.
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, k' K- k8 f0 h; \So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's 3 F- }2 ~& ]1 }! ~( Y& R/ z: ]
for dinner?" Again there is no response.+ k, T7 {/ p( b
& W- v k _% d- W. a. b! QSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"6 r2 Z Y+ ]: E$ z# k7 V
" a& C5 j7 u2 x/ x8 c6 ~9 k(I just love this)
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+ ?4 ?3 T1 Y. d" [0 P n7 B"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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