The pregnant lady

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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She  immediately moved to another seat.
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This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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* l3 J! X; U2 d7 z! j, fThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.

6 d7 w, p3 [8 G% gThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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+ f) v, G- t8 j+ gWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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* j  }2 D4 V2 D  O: `8 b6 [  S$ y9 S. oThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly  contain myself.

BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented  this Accident"... I just lost it."
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- }+ |, B' Q7 s3 G“Case Dismissed”

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