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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.* J) w+ P0 C2 U/ @0 f3 G
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This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
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The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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$ e' h! Y) M2 S) ~When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.8 v& ]# G) m8 x$ Z" E0 C7 e( k+ s
4 d; } l0 Z& |9 {$ j! o# tThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.# A G% _" d8 Y2 W, N3 r2 L0 X
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Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
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$ ?1 a* m f6 i( } V' mBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."
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“Case Dismissed” |
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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