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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
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This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.0 e3 A+ {7 k+ l3 H' L
+ R8 u7 J. G6 G# g" Y lThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
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8 t. o# y3 v+ n7 K5 NThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:/ K7 u/ L% g! ]6 Z$ i P- _% v
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.! c% x9 u+ |& A) J8 h9 D; e0 r
3 Z( D" p6 k& E9 ~* `2 PThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
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* ~# b$ ^2 n5 ~$ C( x4 EBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."' L6 l( d. g4 T5 ~- P
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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