The pregnant lady

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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She  immediately moved to another seat.

  X; n, d0 [( J$ f. NThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

# E+ G) `8 S0 c& _/ k- PThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
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The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:

9 V. Z9 |9 y" J$ mWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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7 A+ S4 d9 h7 R+ W# h: y( eThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.

' C* M+ R* |( A3 WThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly  contain myself.

2 A" l3 H; @5 W3 m8 gBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented  this Accident"... I just lost it."

“Case Dismissed”

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