The pregnant lady

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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She  immediately moved to another seat.
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This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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7 i* O* O" t* [0 [9 D6 y8 _The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
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) p9 n9 A+ t$ N, N( }  \! xThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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/ \. E+ u0 u( _4 |When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.

9 e3 v# z9 j3 R# P" ^! n2 S( ?  _Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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, K- _4 z2 v( iThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly  contain myself.
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BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented  this Accident"... I just lost it."
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“Case Dismissed”

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