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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She  immediately moved to another seat.* H) i' }: K; k1 N" K
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This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.  b9 Z- z8 L- o  r

( f  T3 t$ n/ ?1 cThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
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5 Q* V* `+ E4 `: h, E' L8 Q% ^; RThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:- Y3 c9 {! y% v

% I& n1 w4 B0 G, m9 oWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.2 p+ w: x* Y# A1 u
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Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.4 M8 \; L& \' S2 k( U( n1 f) A
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Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly  contain myself.
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BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented  this Accident"... I just lost it."; |# U8 p8 ~6 b( ?* t* E3 z6 o

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:55 | 显示全部楼层
Funny
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发表于 2008-5-22 11:18 | 显示全部楼层
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