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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.5 |; H8 s& N" z4 g# r8 ~
$ w: g$ J9 D; L, H8 IThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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- g" m! I/ B; E \: vThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
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! n+ S _4 F8 s f3 V6 X8 r* mThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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, e. a$ ]& m$ ? E3 ^Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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v: D7 ?' a/ \ S% a' R: nThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.& B: ]# o& x# Y) g8 n: k6 T+ h" k
O" D. Z$ }+ p! I) lBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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