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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat." O) |8 L! f1 `
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This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.$ H( `) P3 R u) }3 G5 [
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The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
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- i) W& ^+ p9 t, CThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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2 t" J/ \" u( m$ ~- oWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.- L3 a. `7 ]/ X5 V
" }+ x9 F! d$ F) [% cThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
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$ J: n) m4 A1 E1 w% j( jBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."6 B8 L% z$ {; }' m3 T9 h8 l
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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