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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.& P' C# ?, G1 v: q% U, e
% v0 F9 Y0 I" c) hThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested." }6 [8 k+ F* B$ r( U q
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The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.) T) b- H$ W1 u& s0 k
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The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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1 b2 i! Y+ G% f' \. r8 j9 r6 ^- JThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.1 l) A, ~0 G4 J6 Z* G/ B
* ]# y Y6 s+ @6 OThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself./ t& U- C7 y) z8 F5 {
1 j- B3 k- u" z- E4 O+ lBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."% t2 R& m- r) M- C) h8 y4 C
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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