An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra + n8 L* C% D) N' R, a" }
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'7 M/ C. L7 `! ]1 s% G% ^
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' - U: G4 E1 a% L, l( W2 H! q/ w4 f7 a3 L0 S
but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' O! t! E$ {( z3 o0 X% n. v
& ~; e2 r" Q+ f) U'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. # F6 s" \4 u9 K3 S
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'