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An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra % }$ w! r- v& l0 c$ A D( w2 Z
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
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$ e5 u/ J- n$ R" qbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ', ^2 G) f# J ?' `5 ~% |# L
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.' |
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