BUYING Viagra

秋染红叶

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
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% {# ?8 V1 I. N- t; Q" k8 C" {$ L'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
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+ d; `% Y! g3 f: B6 r- `# r'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'

織紗千影

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