An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra : Z& ^" V) b4 O o. e( _
/ r4 }) Q* j7 {+ a$ R'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' + O4 @) F" U( a+ i/ r; @, D/ G ! G: ]* E) A$ a# s0 P7 C'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' , ?/ c/ M: s4 O1 F" E 5 Y# |% `6 {2 e2 jbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '" [& e3 c" X; l- M% N- T: q
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. - p6 S/ D% s$ `% x : a Z. N0 T1 @+ bI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'