An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra / a) { N: [" [, b0 P: r- ]
' l5 V: g/ P" }/ S'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' " p- M2 h/ C2 p 5 c5 z! L+ C2 o) g'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '% U+ u6 I0 V0 S) Q |
3 N3 t* H* [& j6 {2 H% b- tbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' ! [2 V/ [5 U( B0 n * A+ @: ?& h% W1 }# U+ B
'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. " e- u C+ w6 v6 o& t$ L! g) f
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'