An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 3 ?% ?! X7 n- ^- N, O 3 d$ x! L+ p+ ^, i' m2 x% E'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' 3 F% L0 S. O8 h* v* y8 F5 J 5 y$ ^" L! X- L. @
'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' ; I t* Q- S0 Y6 }5 n" J 8 |& j" j% H2 f8 E' ]but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '8 @$ [4 b! p% L4 s$ C d
) v& C/ `( p5 D* t'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 3 `: K3 O. O$ k. m) O0 m2 i5 k
( S- J2 R1 a5 s7 z4 E6 NI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'