An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra $ V( S2 X# v$ r5 c
8 p A$ K" w* E9 o1 G$ f'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' * X. E: [ A9 v, M: I* }& o/ K - b; I' _/ ^! [& g) `7 k! p'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' / W* ?+ W# {+ @# H% l" C' Q# `! O0 O+ Y9 E, d
but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '/ G2 t0 N( |$ |! k [) e r
7 A6 z+ h$ q- E& u$ ]1 z6 r'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. / v- Y+ ?% v' c9 y
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'