An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 6 m; E( c. m' k9 W8 e2 D1 |- W
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' ! f& Q0 s* p) q# ? / I$ a4 y5 _/ h'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' " ]+ b% p# {: J6 G7 ~, ` & J0 h, O) L4 vbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' : ^ a/ {- k0 ]( W/ U* @8 L . e0 e( T* y9 v/ m6 O# s* Q'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. : b* N, t! ^' O$ [
1 V9 ], x v$ L8 \" M) pI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'