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An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 9 v9 ?2 e0 ?8 H7 F( v" _, |
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; x/ q2 \3 M, ?- J'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
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2 |' ?( q$ m5 E! _/ |'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.' |
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