An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra $ b! u0 u( B7 Y3 G$ i) [
' @, A# g7 }7 `8 Y3 V/ O'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' p) I# h8 W0 v+ ~) V" d* X/ `$ O 6 r% ^( B& O0 A# A
'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '" j* m* n% |- v2 D
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '7 {' O! c/ c6 j8 W' B0 E
& L# D! D5 y. {'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. ! o4 `' m' R J9 l2 H- a
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'