An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra - x6 \7 R/ _# k) R( H, [; j: _; Q7 J
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' ' i$ J. M" P* W8 J) g; I1 N" I+ J 8 B- A( h2 M: U4 J'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' Q, C; \# u$ U$ N ; D% s; A ^1 L; }- ybut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' : Y& w) K6 R# ~% g# G ' O* z5 b3 p. `; n'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. ) v" C+ h" w1 ?4 S2 N1 [6 y
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'