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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure." e+ U) o1 p/ f
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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The Cowboy says: ; ~ O6 @5 G9 d
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.7 R7 |" e0 z3 q; }9 L
# u8 B# V4 q6 }' VThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.9 j# L1 B5 e" Y# b( L# E6 `
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.7 ~2 n& n5 l9 N* S
1 h" r U; q! k# }9 m aThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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8 T9 z% s Q% S/ e8 }Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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