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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
; |5 K/ G& t7 Q3 ?As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'1 ^2 ^5 o9 N) j' i/ r8 m8 e2 g
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The Cowboy says:
$ `" A8 }' F( t; r+ {% P'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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0 s3 B. J( v; y: J0 p pWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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8 l# w+ K4 e$ [. w" k/ ~! KThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
, y( k. \% O1 |/ l( m) K8 N( j) EThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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