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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
- f( ^! c, N4 R0 W- l" ~8 E, cAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'. K: a1 U( w3 R" b. k1 O
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'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.; {2 k' A( y) I( h4 t
. n3 Z& { Y. J" f @' DWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.9 p1 Y% I* A8 i( q
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.0 e$ w+ j, a" _1 ~
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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4 O6 S5 l. [" e' _+ p1 wThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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5 E0 l9 x F5 W6 t" U- w: z% ]Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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