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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure./ p6 n _; ~% l
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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1 |. Q; }" x# d; H/ o# d! AThe Cowboy says: # E- J& M, z( p- b
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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4 X' D- o6 X0 U1 n! xWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.4 u% A) m* I! }9 v. H
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did." D, _/ ]8 I p! e, R* ]8 Z; g- v
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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4 U) U* A) \5 zSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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