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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.$ c# e' C4 _9 P4 G% f# t1 v% O
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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/ i+ p# i* Y" L4 c/ L. ^The Cowboy says: 0 q0 Q7 I0 N$ S
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.4 K- ]' @& ~9 V( D& U
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.+ i! H5 x$ Y8 ^. n
; C8 Z/ Q* J0 |! @7 WThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did./ T x" m3 K ~! B. N$ W, P. J/ Y( r8 s
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did., K/ i5 z# ]& M/ J4 }! b$ O m2 H
, [; ?4 G Y4 Y; s) p) }8 [* g zThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'$ r/ t6 h. b# k: h( J
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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