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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
+ I' A7 I- }. H. A) hAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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' _& c* y( g0 p! gThe Cowboy says:
3 m" K2 }0 }: }9 ^0 H'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.1 L W3 ]3 k$ q3 Z* X4 v+ {4 H
4 }- v( F- j, E' Y& h. d& Q( DThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
! R# G. `6 x0 P* W" G0 `3 o2 {* DThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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0 _7 ^9 h! x8 W8 h+ w* gThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'+ {. \& ~1 I; [! @" z
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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