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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
1 S: M- N6 x. P* n. bAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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The Cowboy says:
, f! V$ o" I* P( z0 t, P'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.* ]+ K$ F- }5 p, {" o) B
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.& \# b# s9 C2 i0 K
; O/ B2 e+ D- x/ K7 R$ UThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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6 m% r8 J( p- w: ~ ?9 O( DSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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