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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.4 h) a4 g9 a. j" @% B
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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/ Y; q$ L& D+ H" W0 GThe Cowboy says: 8 w2 R1 A5 _1 ~: l2 s% f
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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. K2 R) V/ j( @1 TWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.6 I r! N# P; N4 V! T0 I& i1 F" A+ ]
% S8 @& c% {$ G: QThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.5 g/ h% ?4 _, O9 b" T- R8 A/ y1 T
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'1 U; H' A) T0 k# J6 D* ]
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