World Hardest Riddle

冥顽脑袋

I turn polar bears white
9 z" v& {) F) pand I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
& M3 ?1 W4 A, O: y* m9 z; U( yI make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
' B5 l. D/ p1 Z) [$ c5 ]and make your champane bubble.
: M9 M" B; Y3 p) H, JIf you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

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Xbfeng

The best answer is: Time

小香菇

I believe the correct answer is no.

Dumber

What is this?

overtherainbow

HAHA ...WHAT A TRICK!

冥顽脑袋

The following bit is on the end of some versions of the riddle:
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97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less.

( E: n+ [' T5 L. O2 c, U% S0 _So judging from that, the people who have been saying that the answer is "no" are probably correct.