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A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.
4 G4 B9 J* }- z4 a$ v! n: Z$ W"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."* H, l- [2 C3 z2 g8 |! c7 ^, B
The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."
4 b: m" n. _2 d& h1 P) U. \The man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." |
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