 鲜花( 21)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.
6 Q- { e, f) ^6 P. M3 T"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."
5 k: T: M( y2 @9 h- aThe wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."; M: M" v A; j; c5 l
The man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." |
|