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A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.$ v" {3 R3 `/ K/ a2 F+ x3 x
"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..." H2 v0 m0 ^) m3 h9 J7 P9 l2 j
The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."" k/ d. n# |$ v7 I7 ?) e3 k& f
The man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." |
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