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A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.
, f( V* L A/ g f& V"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."
; t7 r% `! P+ |1 x+ [0 U: Z( hThe wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."
8 F( I: q) R9 c9 u" L; C6 TThe man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." |
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