Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
% r6 T7 V; ^! lMARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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+ }/ |( C" o9 ?7 kTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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( R  O* J. h( ]  g1 w* G! g1 Q3 jTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
6 u- q6 J) j. {( h1 q- kTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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8 V/ d* l( C( S( ?1 TTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
8 b* O6 p. o( [8 n- l: p% ~GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
& G$ W4 f+ n+ a% k0 ]2 z. \MILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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, e. F- X; m/ I- D" ?, TTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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0 y4 @& H' g- n0 U3 S2 z7 E) A& zTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
# S! E4 r* Q: S% H5 l" n$ a1 ZCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher
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Dumber

Like them.

小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)