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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .9 d7 {' P2 B/ D7 |- X
MARIA: Here it is.* n* D$ o$ m9 B. V
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?) Z8 X1 Q0 Q3 x" p) I# m Y( ?3 _! x
CLASS: Maria.
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5 d N- N2 Q v- cTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 7 a: h0 _- l, H1 z
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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- v* `( B$ _& b" @0 P. wTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'0 _* _7 m" B: M# V9 i
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'( O& @7 G0 S8 G
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
# Z. M, u! H) O( p" ]6 EGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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' E; a, A: n/ qTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
$ V/ I ~$ Q" ^! E. iDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
G3 N3 O, d/ dTEACHER: What are you talking about?- L# z, {0 W) C+ [( e$ }
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.: ^3 ], t' f% G* N4 k
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3 E) g/ r6 d( ]6 C [TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.) o2 \. H, h% ~3 ?2 b4 w0 A0 d; b: r
WINNIE: Me!
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' d9 A! I, _% s! G* R1 {- ITEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?) r1 n, C* x u; [+ i
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are./ M: _5 N9 H6 j1 I: F: w+ F
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+ R5 r; i. `' E3 C! WTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
. H7 B& R& U% gMILLIE: I is..* W% S5 S4 s$ I2 D% |
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'* X9 L3 H4 t5 R
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' . Y- F$ f+ p' H4 O$ q
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1 `0 M$ Y% g( q4 x7 q0 GTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?+ d+ f' d J! c
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 8 c# O& S' G% h8 t" I8 ^( ^
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?1 J0 }" }; d2 m# h
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. h6 q0 _0 I# O. z2 Q7 d
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?: A8 s6 J) v$ \
HAROLD: A teacher ! C1 i* a$ v2 |: ?$ u/ e
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