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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?! a/ R% A, O9 w c3 V# E$ c
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2 }" U% U# H$ Y% y( Z& STEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? , P1 j. h5 z4 L
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'" X" \' H! G5 J2 M
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'# j7 A- g Z+ W
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
$ u3 E. C2 S9 C6 TGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.5 ?# L( [/ x2 g5 H; c6 E
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?2 Y5 ` N0 G1 [+ B
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.! M+ p/ I, E/ B# t2 z' ^+ q
TEACHER: What are you talking about?$ t& w% P6 r+ u* m. b k2 f
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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+ G' ]" G* y: Z% H& I6 l, ITEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
7 R$ Q/ O d* Z. N7 i" P3 yGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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/ _# X. T4 p$ f$ ]TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
/ E- n, Z+ s. I0 c4 O2 ?5 l" UMILLIE: I is..
! `4 ^, Y& ?6 i% L% N2 B( _TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'+ ^2 P0 @" ~ ?- D8 n+ D
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?4 e$ Z6 @7 [& O! c- M- {! w/ y( o, }
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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: D& R8 V" T3 \$ X8 gTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?$ e7 }# p) ^/ s2 M, R- ?# g9 e
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.9 v0 _/ ~( x3 e1 u- l4 f
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! P9 q1 z. X$ B; u3 I; r' BTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?6 K) c8 f6 M4 K0 @4 n# h
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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' }" q% }; |' l, @( E/ ?3 E: W' fTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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