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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
0 U9 A1 }* W) O3 fCLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
1 O, P1 H$ }/ ?' y! {JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'; W3 u; Z! }1 M! J3 V
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'! X& e1 ^( s( a
TEACHER: No, that's wrong1 H0 U" `. m5 J2 \! s. E
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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/ M- q1 T+ _& `0 I: JTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
3 i9 x$ G! `( r, XDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
" {( ?! s; y. r0 ?- Q. \& I0 `$ MTEACHER: What are you talking about?: k, u9 ~$ Y4 g: i2 {+ ~
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. z, P6 z( w- K. }
WINNIE: Me!3 H" Z* L- \+ c( D5 M; o" C# ~2 s
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" u5 a7 j* [/ HTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?( {- ~2 H) u, ], i
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'- D: @# ~: g; L8 S
MILLIE: I is..2 i3 K4 G" o. K$ P
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'; T8 L3 d2 Y5 r& H" v0 C! W2 I
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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! F5 W+ h) K5 A) t) u; b' XTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
/ l, f$ {6 p$ P4 x: v2 Y" ZLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. : K% e* G; b; r! f3 y+ m
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?; B. {. c: O& J: R, _
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.. x1 X' g* n4 R+ r, y2 [
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
8 v3 N8 n! u2 ECLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.8 a8 r& e' d& M1 C1 Y6 P
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( s( T8 d0 t1 ~5 FTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?* y4 }. V" D5 i0 H4 T
HAROLD: A teacher
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