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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .8 O# G+ f! U# S9 h' {. ]' y- m: p
MARIA: Here it is.+ A% z# R* O, O# w2 I8 n4 d
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?$ p' l2 s( [+ ?- N, M5 p
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* R3 l+ F$ }$ s1 W/ j; s5 sTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
0 M% u Y: n9 I1 t$ I3 `* {; GJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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$ f n* A' G8 e" |3 M4 L$ TTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
5 ?) K; a, C' [8 U p7 ZGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
6 p$ c1 r X, |, F5 d) O5 L6 @TEACHER: No, that's wrong6 J B( J9 g- N- w- t. m! B
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.: O4 q; u- d6 g6 l, M
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?5 \8 ^8 V) E( t: z
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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* C( ^0 [* S$ l2 f/ ^$ z: R2 K hDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.+ E% z( o" _8 s
WINNIE: Me!- N2 t4 H' S& b0 T* f
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2 W+ U9 _2 f n4 UTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?# B2 n T/ b- k" H+ ]
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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3 H( p' ]0 f4 m6 K3 WTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
8 {3 s7 D: A; j" a/ B( V8 pMILLIE: I is..- }+ j% q2 Q6 z
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
: t1 l$ T# s! u' oMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ! u1 _2 _+ x: x$ s6 z& t+ c
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?/ s5 M6 ]: }6 |! v
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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/ x5 W; u0 }2 E! p( A- Q3 OTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
6 v3 k% @, g; N' Y4 m$ \SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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8 @; R2 G! y# E0 ]TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
7 M$ X4 G" Z, I6 H+ qCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.7 e/ [" U- k+ y0 }! @
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?" X/ w: E0 h& O; [1 l, g" X; q
HAROLD: A teacher
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