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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
/ W, y* K# w- A h8 {MARIA: Here it is.
7 ~# A D( w1 XTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?1 A2 _2 I$ s& i8 X8 f& V
CLASS: Maria.
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9 X' T, D. W, l# W( X2 ~TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
3 { F6 r1 }. b5 C$ W( JJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.+ V, Z. _" v1 x
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'( `$ I' H \4 }* u' P0 ~
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'6 w+ _2 h( s0 A+ ^- g2 [
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
/ Q ~9 k4 p; q' bGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.7 p8 g+ {5 h$ a
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2 P0 e! \" t6 N/ l+ p+ Y2 d. p. rTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?6 M5 Y; f' [. v8 I3 {" h
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
9 ^- P: g/ }0 v7 b% MTEACHER: What are you talking about?
+ w0 i8 f+ p( h) ~DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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" p( z9 Z) Y' P8 V1 VTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.. i2 J- R, C( g; s4 ?+ n
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?4 G" W7 Y ~! c) F" N8 I
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.8 d) H* s7 w3 D7 X. \
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1 H( E1 f7 \: a5 rTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
: \$ T$ P' e: }9 @& SMILLIE: I is..! _1 l! c9 A- r% w( _: ]4 B
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
' W( d+ t9 x! w2 p1 g3 cMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
3 R8 B& x \# ?, [# m7 k( P1 PLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. + @$ J2 ?8 _0 M3 Y: U3 K
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9 g/ D: d/ \( E0 ?+ R& ?TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
- @. D; W) W5 Y: Q9 i& P jSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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4 z: Y5 p) I+ E2 ?- S/ C; P' LTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
6 H, }. _; t; n9 CCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. x* v# ~' n" E" l6 L! z m! T
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+ P; o4 Z- o: \5 WTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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