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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ." K0 t6 v3 Z# z' J6 X) J& R+ ^* ~
MARIA: Here it is.
J' z: W; P7 l$ a9 jTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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5 ~; ]7 u; `" L* aTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
0 X8 ]2 w% _& [0 vJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.% T& h" s/ e5 i x2 L0 m
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0 K& D D" Q0 E6 r% MTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?', T# A/ I/ U9 T; K
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'! B# d- N1 t1 X! K$ u
TEACHER: No, that's wrong$ V( f' [' p' G( o4 H
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
4 y0 @& X+ d9 {0 x: P, [/ LDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
9 U5 R; F, s0 t# QTEACHER: What are you talking about?
6 x1 i5 M$ R+ Q$ ?DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
% U; D/ p$ h/ WWINNIE: Me!
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( R( f$ N5 m+ c0 w4 Q) Y) STEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
/ U( I& B5 m/ O- j4 Z5 qGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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$ u2 @; ?% o8 ], F! mTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
, ^: n& y/ ]/ d j* ?0 TMILLIE: I is..
# Y* i& a# r3 `TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
4 R6 @' ?) k" N6 c% U( Z# k2 G8 vMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ) ^6 V- d! j1 Q: o, K5 X
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?) _' O' f2 F: G2 Y% C
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. . R! p8 c3 t* R) K$ G$ e
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
5 R' a ?# |% p" ?: G2 u2 Y# E3 j. oSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?# v$ l* D9 m- e5 H6 U% p
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?7 \6 C+ A- z: S, R' J6 P# h
HAROLD: A teacher 0 y4 `$ ~0 S1 F9 d# D
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