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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
6 Q3 R* K6 M' o. j1 A& zMARIA: Here it is.
9 ]. k/ K% |- s+ i1 FTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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1 w' Y. b) q6 D" `# ~/ PTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
6 l6 J9 \/ h+ |) |0 r+ ]" e# |( `JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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' q3 d" S6 W( b, Z5 R: t; a5 HTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
- m# }; {0 E2 o5 j: J n; UGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'2 ^! f9 G4 d9 W* t8 }
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
1 w+ d. v: N* C2 h6 Y9 f; IGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.& x" d# E" K4 x7 |8 W" t5 E
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
6 t8 q' |4 ]8 r# n, W6 y8 \$ qDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
( y! X; @/ [( S- X3 TTEACHER: What are you talking about?
2 a9 G: `) F4 y1 o5 TDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.' X( k4 w0 b4 c3 R
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
, u8 _) C9 r/ L) z7 y. L% ]4 ?WINNIE: Me!
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! B. e* l" w+ o0 C# h5 ?1 ^* z) W4 rTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?; x; B4 _) D& Z* Z
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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6 j k/ _% N7 h* |. zTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
: D5 J9 f" s6 X+ X* Y: {MILLIE: I is.." k, Q+ f- a# Y. |/ a7 n
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'/ ?' o* ^" Z% p" a
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' : p' |" O, L* A1 R4 N, W! h$ k
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
I' p2 X8 M9 Q: {8 T. QLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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' K$ Z k( S5 z! G' m" [/ S, @TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
% R F. h. }9 i: _1 fSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.. S5 p% J( i O8 }% q
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- E! y- n+ @- WTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
& S. O7 R$ R3 |) ^CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. k2 W; ~- Z: i% e& f
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2 I/ Q6 e8 h0 zTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
) f* I5 h2 B: {8 h! @6 N9 eHAROLD: A teacher 0 X& T5 f: x( ]# y, ]6 P
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