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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
1 ?; L7 U% b7 MMARIA: Here it is.
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% W" M# z2 [4 h: W3 l, mTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
3 D4 F6 b! T {6 JJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. C; I7 m; N) y/ J9 A- z
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9 \6 F, ^7 H. h. XTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?': `7 \3 A5 v8 K$ P% q
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
; ^: i, E! E: U Y E7 X0 S3 }TEACHER: No, that's wrong
2 w) E! |7 x2 T+ s$ A2 D! r4 s0 WGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.% x3 m: v! u, H7 g$ t
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
& B9 E& z" ~% n$ k* L+ I$ cDONALD: H I J K L M N O.2 I9 d6 P5 z4 e
TEACHER: What are you talking about?3 R4 t" M# E7 l
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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* `/ I; {5 B) V5 BTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.0 n3 S+ q2 X) r9 ^+ \- R, ~
WINNIE: Me!: ]" h( J3 o k U* F t5 ~8 _ [
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?) |- M/ r+ G# D* F
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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) W2 H) y. S/ M( Y1 nTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
- Q& |3 {# `3 u; l: DMILLIE: I is..
9 d9 g% F ~" V; ]/ x9 g& x8 u# dTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'4 {/ L' t+ Q: R% ]3 n' ^
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 3 n6 L& y" i% X: ~/ O/ }7 o
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$ Y+ B2 o7 e% ?: n3 O+ J6 v& g! B; bTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?1 o( {' O0 ?* G8 j) U& y
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
8 k0 R) q) V, |, r5 kSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.4 C' m5 u4 r# _: ^8 D0 x) _7 T4 S
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?9 Y) ~* x4 T, o2 p3 b
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
; J1 @" j3 D. r% THAROLD: A teacher
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