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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
3 V) D! C% J8 Y$ Z9 v4 yCLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? # e. {# L- l: N; A9 U6 |, [, y0 C
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.9 l8 a n9 ~6 _/ P
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
, S5 Y* P% W- cGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'* o9 f/ \$ W4 m* Q# N$ t
TEACHER: No, that's wrong+ J* i8 L4 h( L5 q' _4 `
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?5 T5 @, N4 H; ]" b$ Q
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.- ` S4 |7 f$ a
TEACHER: What are you talking about?$ v& A; d2 o. k! ?3 ]
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.* {( o2 q$ {: ]5 u! n
WINNIE: Me!
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, v Z% L* ^; S* m+ H# `( PTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
% Q, |+ ~: K: i, Q, GGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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' H- Z/ g. k8 r* e7 nTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
: ]2 y J( F) gMILLIE: I is..
4 S. c5 P# s$ ?2 A6 B4 LTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'6 B( ?+ {' @. r: S
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 3 w/ n+ s# w6 c
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+ Q" z8 @# p5 D/ A1 ATEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?& ]9 v$ F7 W- L$ `& k0 @$ R/ T1 y6 T
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 8 _9 n. u, b- R8 ]
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
# X2 c8 y# ]; p( Z) E: k4 `SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.* n3 K3 a" P+ g
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?0 Y" m2 P2 }. ^
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?2 C% G/ i$ ~' s+ q
HAROLD: A teacher , m) M: k8 W$ l9 ^- R
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