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Bad Relationship
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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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8 ]' o0 }/ L) yJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”1 Z7 |$ h3 ^7 j3 f4 l9 X
' \" l# n( |( L/ z+ Q; l- TAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”+ k6 |; r; J+ n6 I8 i& _
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”+ \/ G$ I# c1 T7 E; a
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* v' s! d2 j4 X3 u0 MThe scale says: Sorry, no change today
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