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Bad Relationship
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# f; e6 ~3 w! D* Y' c) CTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. / S1 z2 h! y4 h- T4 Y$ ^' Z7 F3 a# I( Y% @
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”- Q% o1 R3 P- g+ l; ^7 u( A, F# u2 ]
# z! d5 B8 t# uAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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$ g% `; J* a8 ^The scale says: Sorry, no change today0 G4 _6 R! J1 M& C- C+ O
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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