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Bad Relationship
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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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* m# z ^; N z$ g. p0 jJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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2 G* a/ E, D8 K( C" q) tAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”! ]* L3 n; Z' `- B \$ l
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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$ h# w8 [) t2 A" }' pThe scale says: Sorry, no change today+ [& u5 m, @* n; w( D
9 m5 y/ \5 e* q: l[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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