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! I! N4 x3 f1 w- ?- S( T2 FTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. & X; r) B9 B! j
$ a) f) |( A# n/ L' W9 b' G) yJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”2 g1 A t, r) k4 o* k
: ^7 s/ {! c- e! E) ~, JAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”( D. c) B( A2 S# l# W3 S% D& D8 g
) o' g+ v9 b$ C9 G- t- \”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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) \2 ?/ V* T/ ZThe scale says: Sorry, no change today
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" V) ?1 q6 F# L, D! E( l) ^: Q[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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