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! j1 O% l, Y2 Y( @( t8 I) P# DTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”2 o8 S- d4 O9 r# X$ T1 T
5 d- ], A$ J KAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”4 Q% X. D/ w: x* V$ o6 h
]$ x8 {" l8 S% |”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today8 p, B0 A# W# X1 E
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