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Bad Relationship( u1 @ P2 r" o) m/ j4 I: z
, I$ i1 {% M, Z8 [+ @8 n3 U, l/ j: `Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”1 y8 g) t7 S7 c1 N
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”& ^5 W3 e6 z, b) M% |3 V
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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8 r! @$ J% @3 h9 s5 [8 a& hThe scale says: Sorry, no change today) |/ A5 I& Y. O8 g* b% Y" y9 T
+ `- V3 Z* A" c[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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