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Bad Relationship
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. p8 K( v; }; l& m- B8 rTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. & J& z9 } |8 a" p- v
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”: E1 G0 g; o9 A. v' z3 o- ^/ z
) f' V) Y: F x; u2 p. x”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today
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3 L8 f$ c6 O6 V0 c% d# c[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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