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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.0 n! {- b. R, w: x
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(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.1 k% ~1 g1 J9 S: C; r/ u
+ m% {& H7 ~3 M1 z5 A(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. / o: O7 g9 Z9 R0 |3 P7 D
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(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! ; S$ b* n, p- s: e7 ]& Z
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(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
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(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous state m ents a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
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(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').
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" ]2 U! ?2 a9 l0 |4 X0 X x(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of sayingF* YOU!: k- T1 v, Y* p4 Z6 h; a, \
( l8 ~: N# [, \& V7 i6 Z(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. |
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