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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.9 p+ p& {% w0 K5 H2 X& T9 ~
. G1 U1 D/ L! o, T. w9 J+ [(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
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! ?0 s5 M3 }/ y* v1 r3 C$ E(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. + j( ^. [7 n, {1 T3 _' x
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(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 9 S' {: i: d% v! F2 D
0 R1 W8 I2 @! \4 f1 d2 M(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)& |: T* w$ b; f2 a
; M' f- f, C# {8 D(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous state m ents a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. ) c# h4 W1 D% s" J3 ^! N2 V
7 T. u/ V L. X1 [9 q(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').0 }7 \8 n! v8 ~8 z8 ~9 ]
! H. k* C& |- O% Y6 [(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of sayingF* YOU!: s- {5 A& y% v, W: D
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(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. |
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