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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?; _0 w3 S) T- k7 t
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.& I B8 `: |# L) Y4 c
When you are done you will have a place to live.
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# n) X# I8 I t+ N2 DQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?/ U: [ G/ g! T3 S+ @, _
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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$ N9 ]; `2 |& yQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?3 b( R4 D1 w1 h: j( d3 q' n* l
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.. J# o% H: Y4 q; I3 ~) b& M/ A
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
- @1 u: S/ U1 DA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.1 h. h- |: ^+ c
2 [, S$ w6 P. @7 cQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
# ?0 E: v- j X+ e; dA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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8 o/ o7 n7 l' }: @6 [# H9 fQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?2 M- x. {9 ]7 h4 [& t- z3 n7 ]
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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, }5 l: s2 q, I. @+ Q. P' J) yQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?0 N" Y; @ R. a$ J$ Q, A
A: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?8 p- C) L, a# K' k! r) Z& z
A: "I remember these." |
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