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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?6 E! E' M, P8 P% M8 X
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.3 @" Y$ F5 S2 T; N, x, ]- v
When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?' _- ]/ t+ h J3 l% U- `% s
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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4 { F. V) ^1 WQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?3 N5 k/ [3 _6 p! ?4 \; R
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses., q& T. r9 `! \2 s5 c: f4 S! Y5 U
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?3 _' G0 O( p# v1 h
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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, B7 f; A6 w5 Z& }5 WQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
" M5 M5 Y% u/ _' zA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.6 ^1 S1 E7 i' r" V$ r0 v
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
9 y: z9 T* a- y% SA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.$ T( L9 O, W0 Z& ]% e# y
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
' a! v# l2 s; ~. fA: Their foreheads.
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; g' l- Z, e, J1 u4 [ s/ lQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?5 |% R8 u( b0 ?, q" s3 L" ^2 s; b5 M9 O
A: "I remember these." |
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