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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?. ^. ]( J H6 N' U/ i$ @- Y3 P
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.0 H% }0 N3 F/ A, m0 Z$ F
When you are done you will have a place to live. A1 G! ]/ Q o" v9 z7 Y8 Q* N
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
% E% r( m( U* a4 j R5 VA: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
9 v0 _* y7 Y8 C. R! {& q9 Y U* B4 qA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses., [2 N7 m, Z* b
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
* [- u, Y% i6 TA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?. R6 F7 \: i$ b5 e F1 b: [
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.% g0 B9 | @) k4 I! Q& x3 V
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?: W4 o7 ~8 K8 [) H7 N8 M; G
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.2 K( ~, q: d; U- @- \2 o( }
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
0 m' N. c+ L1 x! b- D( FA: Their foreheads.
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1 P% e% f } J! @) sQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
0 z& a( s# ? O8 h' P, U) DA: "I remember these." |
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