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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?/ H8 h& Z. ~8 l" o
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
0 C* ^% c3 k1 X1 \ When you are done you will have a place to live.+ K' p. ]* P2 y) l3 r- V( b4 a; q
, p# p8 w/ I" dQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
: q# v* g. B" N1 [8 jA: Tell him you're pregnant.# k( U- o, q, q( A0 J! Q+ N" |
& B z k. i& lQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
' a. Y# N7 q' T# {8 F5 p. f% GA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.6 {' n" z# g0 {' T* z. ]% @0 x4 v
) |: y6 t6 g" IQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
, Q) ?- k6 C+ f8 I$ L; H1 Q+ s* }A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.: a: m; W+ `# O/ p; H& n
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?! U! }+ \7 W. @
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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* w; O( s: P& F2 u/ e, `Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
$ c4 ?) c! u; ?$ L6 T( k( GA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.6 T6 g' T$ D- p4 e! t5 x* P
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
; B8 p! ~ e/ R& ~" S. _A: Their foreheads.* e1 G% M7 ^) ]: l
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?% Z9 ^, M y& q6 H
A: "I remember these." |
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