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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
' D k; I- W j& [A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
5 q+ m& u* L! ?/ o$ { When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
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. t: S5 Y8 [6 M1 N3 N; OQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
* l e5 o& k9 R3 n( h' O1 AA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses./ h7 N4 Y) }6 y, J/ N6 e% M/ ^
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
) v N" A3 d1 x# ` {5 sA: Valets don't forget where they park your car. r1 k+ s4 k, G) W; n0 P+ s5 {
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
9 k; ^* m, m9 }9 o, z' S, XA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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& U6 x& n' e! {# e: X! x/ z# XQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?# R0 |6 C) ~; P
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?: r2 H' }( H5 W" B' h2 ~
A: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
( s2 ~+ M6 ]' FA: "I remember these." |
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