Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
     When you are done you will have a place to live.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
8 B+ C7 Y$ S# u' t6 p+ KA: Tell him you're pregnant.
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/ _$ p, T' j, x' ?8 m) X( j7 E, fQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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$ V5 S6 k" R$ dQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
3 ?$ K* O- g% V+ ~$ e! Z1 _  MA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
7 q+ _8 t" x- s5 `( QA: Their foreheads.

5 P  s( g0 y7 L" wQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
/ v( |0 |6 ^3 f( @) D% j3 X4 PA: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.

prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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