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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?+ @7 C _& [5 l& ]/ P
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.9 d" P! t9 A v6 |8 K$ \0 O
When you are done you will have a place to live.
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, k$ X* X. o$ F' c' vQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
5 }- ?' y( b# Q- D f; p8 ~A: Tell him you're pregnant.2 H2 l* y& D6 G7 ^% d4 C
0 ^$ }6 u- s$ Q1 p1 xQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?4 ?; v: E# A/ [& ^0 c. u8 w
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses. m6 e+ [) b' E4 F! N
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
6 P9 }1 K4 L4 n3 o* \4 SA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.! J& q6 q& d0 M4 o; J K" c- F
( _+ X/ E# j; J- Y+ q2 VQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
+ t5 j+ `3 R: A; }" d. I9 n5 ]6 QA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.9 h# B3 g2 y) a
2 Q1 b g4 o9 Z* ^$ p) \Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
5 |. p: O* |6 Q5 QA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.) I; y1 e& W0 i4 o+ L7 z7 l
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
8 |9 p2 q0 L8 `! L4 ?- x/ l! X1 a8 KA: Their foreheads.6 c" V* k) B7 x$ N; [, c- A
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?( X) |+ Y+ R5 \, t& g) [
A: "I remember these." |
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