Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
     When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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4 {  F. V) ^1 WQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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, B7 f; A6 w5 Z& }5 WQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
" M5 M5 Y% u/ _' zA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
9 y: z9 T* a- y% SA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
' a! v# l2 s; ~. fA: Their foreheads.
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; g' l- Z, e, J1 u4 [  s/ lQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.

prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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