Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
; a2 C% N8 o- eA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

! ]  s% a5 h6 R: Z0 `1 nQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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7 u" W$ Q1 d. j% V  }" aQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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