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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?: A3 d( H! a) C9 q% A+ J
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.5 i. d, ]+ A" s) b$ }3 i1 B
When you are done you will have a place to live.
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, W5 [. \' Q3 M$ l' e) KQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?- E+ S! a' ^" y: J; p
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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% r: t; D6 c. m; T/ G4 ?Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
: y' _& s' t! j' G+ z sA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.2 H; i) g6 X/ z+ p: f9 c
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?# W. P0 J8 s7 q5 K; L d
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.4 b+ A4 Z6 o2 [+ n& f) Y
7 N$ F4 R" d8 l' u7 _ X u" zQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?8 r! p4 M8 S3 K( k6 d- F, x# ]4 o
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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* M5 M3 J3 r/ o% y: m; U6 @Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?, D4 a/ v3 Q6 t2 z8 l
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.6 \$ U% W$ Y3 s8 i% a
2 j& t: `- K, S3 r& FQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
& D2 z3 V6 r7 ^% ?8 x7 ?A: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
# v. O0 Q4 m) R0 P0 j* |A: "I remember these." |
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