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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?4 p5 U6 p4 b8 o( e
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
! x; Z3 M1 t% Q i5 z( \5 H6 L When you are done you will have a place to live.. S0 n: B4 ]( r3 O' }9 P4 D
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?' q8 w2 g" u& @+ t# P
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
+ a/ z) J- ~. Z4 w$ R1 GA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.! r& G7 L9 Y& ?9 {+ @: O% W
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?( n- R0 n2 \# Q$ ^4 U
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.: K$ P* ?( G) x# c; r2 c0 V
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
; a2 C% N8 o- eA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.0 J$ m9 D q$ m! V. T' |. v
! ] s% a5 h6 R: Z0 `1 nQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?+ ~: S& v& {$ L- u; u6 F* ~6 R
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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7 u" W$ Q1 d. j% V }" aQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?5 I' H c' Z" c2 L% V4 @0 r+ B% m2 \
A: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?2 o4 A- k4 q# E& q+ {% M
A: "I remember these." |
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