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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
/ ~3 G' r! p4 K$ ^A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.5 t: v$ }& |. p- i
When you are done you will have a place to live.
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; @" p" h: [" vQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
- v5 |4 ]7 G% _A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?; s% O# ] u6 u% n$ v8 e
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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5 b) i& D q3 S( eQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
2 ^5 k* m' \& J8 CA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.3 C# z; L0 H3 G
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?3 }& W5 ], [9 L, ]" N: s
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?6 _( ? n* n5 C6 g6 A
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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5 a7 _9 M. _$ XQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses? L8 c) S" C5 W
A: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
+ a8 R8 d% A1 q' M; t" }A: "I remember these." |
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