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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?$ J: X: Z" H* T1 D. G
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.. W3 H: D8 z7 U4 c
When you are done you will have a place to live.
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) L1 b6 E/ Z, ]6 a8 Q, `Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
% C9 a; X9 A- X; _A: Tell him you're pregnant.2 @0 w6 j3 H" z, i
# G7 {1 X- b9 _' ]Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
, X, X2 u7 Z; ]9 f8 Z7 p+ PA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses., W0 L. @7 P' Y+ s. {: \
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?# Z$ k( b( n2 C2 N! O
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.6 w+ P' B9 Z! L) b4 q6 k$ j
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? h1 K+ d0 L0 [2 ] R
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.5 b! r Y1 }/ \* X
" A, u+ A% |/ Y6 U4 {$ pQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
h( O' U+ a4 a" E# b# u) N( aA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?' \* ?" |# u/ g# W ?5 `
A: Their foreheads.
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- c+ k4 |" e( s' f! p4 S" IQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
( \0 @ e$ y9 [$ H5 r" A, M8 qA: "I remember these." |
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