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& O' N' b" Q# i+ q# q, P9 `Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. & v* ?' d J# E6 Y
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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" b. ?3 \( a5 CWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. 8 n6 ?3 Q% d$ x! q. e# ]$ j+ l7 @
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. ) F* Q' m3 q9 A; D
/ q: _& T0 d6 a6 `; {9 M2 AOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. ' E1 e. S2 J" R
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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