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[& B; _/ t) b) f2 E) {9 fWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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. p( D2 @+ q4 M; c. e; ~: QTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. 1 m# v& b" W: k8 E& h* G& K+ d% h/ i) g
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. q) D3 |! u6 P/ E3 \# d! g0 p
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. - D6 T$ i7 {3 ^+ b6 I N0 q
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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