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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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L _( G( n d4 ^Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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0 t C& e H1 |' {# R; B VTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. 6 O/ }. l d% ]* ^$ r
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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( s# ^% ?1 y& E2 j( }0 x% c1 SWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. 5 X( B2 s+ m3 @! J6 D
1 r$ L. a: j; W8 ?% NOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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) m3 J/ P$ u2 l1 ^; H+ k1 @A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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