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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. 5 n' Z( e% e; W2 @' a, O$ z3 |
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. % _$ X% U' C4 p' F% d0 z. L. S) G
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. 7 a# \1 m/ d$ P+ y0 ?
# {5 f' e4 J. Y0 P ~On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. 5 j8 f8 q5 t; A, o$ z
1 }$ _/ s7 s# ~* M; J) H5 CA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. 9 _2 x( t ~7 \% J) H* L p
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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