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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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- l6 l5 g8 {% Y% e2 q' [Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. 0 r7 Y; Z5 D- {6 g' x
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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$ w2 L( O2 b1 ~On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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7 b( J% }4 ]5 l# Z4 v& e8 B% i$ N" GA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. + \7 Q. O7 o# h4 g! Z
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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