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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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' [, g& O, @; @$ Z3 ATrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. , g. K. w4 @- m
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. " G: ~/ ~" Y* `$ ^+ P& Y" Y, W
5 z4 w7 t2 X5 Z( Z/ ^/ zIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. , B' x' Q- p1 S3 K- m
* N# K' q& c- k( V4 IOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. 7 S3 i+ P+ w2 E! v' T9 S
: S6 e4 Q" H& {3 z- |/ BA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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