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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. ; y2 Z2 }" U( d5 C, m7 }. `
! j7 s# w8 b' g; @Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. 1 V$ Z; G2 K& ]$ y- q# R
- K7 V* W) C/ g7 I* x1 r7 Z3 r; KToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. 2 E+ F' I; @7 n- J% G3 `
% Q$ M6 X/ \2 Z0 x/ @If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. & D0 z' {; K. @; {5 z" C# W1 R
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. 1 z& k# t# x- H7 A( @
- Y( ?& v0 k- B- b$ _1 CA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. + q1 o+ ^2 Q7 z1 Y9 X
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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