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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. 3 n+ \" v# T( G- X4 F3 Z
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. 8 h8 c: J) p/ R. |
5 Z, C/ f5 T( i) x5 c! t$ gToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. ! b/ X- J" |* ^
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. * G7 q5 F# r* [/ y* ^
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. 0 r" g" c0 q$ q" d2 q0 Z
" u( {' f( \0 C! e5 nA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. 8 t/ G( @$ C3 v# u( M- T; \( g
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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