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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. 7 ]6 s/ y* Q+ X; h0 H
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. " K9 u8 D0 U- C! N6 J
- W3 I- ]6 W& r) DToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. 7 F( O% T6 L a' b1 X
5 R5 q1 x5 X0 w( y/ p! E7 Y, V# j. mWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. 5 r: u# S3 t' x. m' p4 Z
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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