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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) : c9 n0 U9 r* ~' c+ \! [
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? - P+ ~% Y$ M' l# z
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. 5 B3 u" Y5 w7 w1 x$ T4 M
George: Great. Lay it on me. 1 u# e R' H; L1 f
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
* t0 K+ s) W- g9 ~8 oGeorge: That's what I want to know.
& Q. m9 B) D; |% G6 rCondi: That's what I'm telling you. 3 F+ w0 K, S6 T e4 V) \. a
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? / ?7 f8 f- N& C
Condi: Yes.
9 [) E, [( V' {! ]3 ~* cGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
9 _, V" c4 T" D; _1 s1 \' P) ZCondi: Hu. ; F5 {! d! Z2 F. S! n! y1 x' i
George: The guy in China. & x4 `. U2 q& \2 a/ ?( ?
Condi: Hu. - ^* M3 O, D) j/ ^- L" Q
George: The new leader of China.
B( l4 S, l: ? {7 f1 X C' X GCondi: Hu.
. ^, b; B& Q7 {. OGeorge: The Chinaman!
" r: M0 m7 q3 V' y lCondi: Hu is leading China. 2 ]9 m' w; L% j q$ o, \2 ?
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
* g2 t: s# q) m. r% HCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
% Y; \0 o$ o1 t* {: X; eGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
+ G. H* p7 N" p/ u+ _Condi: That's the man's name. ; T$ q3 M) Y3 s$ o+ g6 K+ I! c
George: That's who's name?
. X) V3 A/ @8 ~# L% rCondi: Yes.
- i( r$ ^" s1 h' n d5 W) JGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? 1 U( w9 }3 g+ o9 m/ p( d
Condi: Yes, sir.
* I) ^ c* m/ K/ wGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
% R( K. p9 | h' | MCondi: That's correct.
0 {1 u5 O, V0 ]) l: V9 i/ zGeorge: Then who is in China?
* Z5 L9 e0 J: C7 e4 zCondi: Yes, sir.
% i( L& }! z5 BGeorge: Yassir is in China?
2 K P* _/ V9 s4 o! @7 `Condi: No, sir.
@9 T" ~$ f6 xGeorge: Then who is?
0 ]4 _2 [ R3 r/ R) WCondi: Yes, sir. 2 ^' V9 J' s' F( V7 ?/ P$ I
George: Yassir? X8 T1 v" d1 q) H/ D) _1 w
Condi: No, sir.
, A7 X3 G2 _( \5 OGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
6 B; A/ J: y u" @Condi: Kofi?
$ b' V2 d- B- `: s, B# [George: No, thanks. 7 p- @) G6 t2 U: Q. B
Condi: You want Kofi? ' w5 y/ Y. z! T* v/ h* T! c$ r
George: No. 4 ^* o: p$ P4 y9 H
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
$ o2 ]8 _( N* z( C1 n1 t1 P( bGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
( r8 L( Y# E1 \* }( m* zCondi: Yes, sir.
/ T! p# M7 T6 ]/ [% l4 wGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
2 V% p' n0 ]2 @# E; V& jCondi: Kofi?
" o7 B+ d# H& u' j/ F+ NGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
6 Q9 i& i$ m* A( n6 dCondi: And call who? 9 I* R5 L. f+ o% X- X R4 B
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? 0 D8 w- F8 m/ s: i) r
Condi: Hu is the guy in China. 5 Y, q: i1 M' G4 Z, ~* j$ `& g
George: Will you stay out of China?!
" S/ H9 @8 X$ X: F# |/ f- UCondi: Yes, sir. * @! w( L/ N, Z" d2 ~$ B. O# p
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
* D$ B. H8 D/ ]8 wCondi: Kofi.
& O( V3 f! w8 ~( ]9 `. r* SGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
/ [' S6 ], t; Z. B8 X' R E9 V(Condi picks up the phone.)
: @/ n) u( h$ a- C$ J8 X' b8 ^Condi: Rice, here.
; o) U9 f, K' qGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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