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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) 9 B3 s$ O2 Y* C
( n( e* J0 c" c! w8 x! s4 S4 MGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
* y, `! S! I. sCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. " D) Z5 [7 ~! l8 \, X. M
George: Great. Lay it on me. % Q8 \1 N6 b. R
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
0 G6 F5 f; b b- ]1 ZGeorge: That's what I want to know. 3 d, I- C K% c
Condi: That's what I'm telling you. ( z0 `& N: F# D
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
- m3 y9 G: v' @, Y4 qCondi: Yes.
: |: h" B" w8 A, rGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
( P" ]8 f* z( _, O2 `Condi: Hu. $ O8 P+ [: f& `, ~
George: The guy in China. 2 J0 [- ]. y7 n. O, U/ z' y! f
Condi: Hu.
+ R! U7 u# V8 UGeorge: The new leader of China.
1 f3 ^; p5 z' m& E# x4 vCondi: Hu. 3 l3 Q; [. x2 c$ D. |( w
George: The Chinaman! * }8 u" Z1 e2 e/ i
Condi: Hu is leading China. . D+ R# {5 I; }' P* L% E
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
: G) {/ ~5 s+ ?3 h& F6 f3 k) PCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
* ?7 l0 P `4 o/ mGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? ( ~5 P8 G$ S+ e: G9 [
Condi: That's the man's name. " x. k* l! i" C1 {7 L! `
George: That's who's name? $ [, O; x7 ?7 h3 c k3 E
Condi: Yes. ( M! L) s1 u. U4 L2 b' T
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? - V& |7 d3 @. w s2 Z; S2 i
Condi: Yes, sir.
3 l. r8 Q8 d2 l; Z: f5 u4 RGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
$ f1 O; q% f* [) k) ?Condi: That's correct. ' C5 l, i2 \. P+ s1 N; a) @" O
George: Then who is in China? 5 k$ ~9 y- K4 D6 r! f) Q- P o
Condi: Yes, sir.
! h: D( Y" }9 k4 J( gGeorge: Yassir is in China?
- ~/ s* H% h9 A; f: u, x" FCondi: No, sir.
, \4 t; @7 r2 _0 p: @2 pGeorge: Then who is? ' p; x. F9 {) S) u0 c# f4 c
Condi: Yes, sir. ' D) r! Y( c. `/ O1 r9 a3 k
George: Yassir?
2 i r5 N9 Y$ [6 [9 l6 kCondi: No, sir.
( B8 G. f( }2 y' _" }George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
( m, w' M1 K# `( pCondi: Kofi?
% s7 O4 F. T# W" qGeorge: No, thanks.
0 { M: D: ~% }& [" g! i& TCondi: You want Kofi?
( Y; ^# _$ i2 r4 G$ ]George: No. / L( J, n5 E" u: ^: a" y2 y! x
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
% z B2 J( e3 b4 @, GGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
! q5 g4 C" F- b+ R2 sCondi: Yes, sir.
/ g# R9 m/ Q6 sGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
. V: v5 W( Y1 F S" LCondi: Kofi?
2 K; ~4 V' T" D: F6 L/ xGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call? 8 X" r* [# J+ E. Y" K
Condi: And call who?
1 ~2 ]1 B# M& B# ]: h# SGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N? * K1 V5 Q Z2 S" d) o
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
6 ?, |* S1 X! {George: Will you stay out of China?! 4 `$ \3 k1 T+ r2 R* g, j
Condi: Yes, sir. & M2 x/ N3 I/ w5 i1 d
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
1 B! L& G2 u, D, H7 D$ f* G g1 QCondi: Kofi.
/ J6 y4 c$ H1 `. @George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
: v6 d. Q# Y* U N# o. Y* h(Condi picks up the phone.) ( [6 S% v$ j7 E& |* q$ r. \1 e
Condi: Rice, here.
) W3 ]+ V+ S# \% U7 p' H, JGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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