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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? 3 Y7 P( @/ @, K. c0 q- Y
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. ' x1 f8 w$ p4 b6 x8 ^2 J3 d
George: Great. Lay it on me. 1 E2 B: r) C F0 O; \" j2 _! _3 s' _1 B
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. 2 z& r, i" E) y" J i5 T
George: That's what I want to know.
8 K3 s3 ?0 T9 s, A- }- B) RCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
3 u6 `! A4 ~9 X( { ZGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
! @% x( x. f# L. X4 o6 j+ n$ _4 `) zCondi: Yes. * ^6 \( Y' Y: k2 E9 e8 s0 x& S$ u, E
George: I mean the fellow's name.
& o* w0 r* R1 o! d* L J, CCondi: Hu. " }6 w0 w* I. {/ L. K! R
George: The guy in China. 8 |+ t; Z9 r, D1 q0 n/ g
Condi: Hu. , r! A. V$ v" @7 T3 l( M# A, Z7 Y
George: The new leader of China. ) @. X( T" g3 Q' A
Condi: Hu.
. @9 [( t1 ?3 L+ vGeorge: The Chinaman! 5 P" Y6 g; c' g8 f. y! J
Condi: Hu is leading China. * k. x; f, v$ d# L, N2 g, T7 _4 _
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? ; w. {& ]: R6 { n1 z
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. 7 z$ k" X6 J1 e' N
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
( G$ q0 x+ z0 y4 L1 dCondi: That's the man's name. 8 X; p3 o2 w% w* S3 _3 Q7 ~
George: That's who's name?
) t- n( P$ r# [Condi: Yes. 7 ?# F# s& c' V8 V _! E
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
7 M: Y; D* d& [1 p+ W) d1 ICondi: Yes, sir. ! p2 ~& u2 u4 O! I' @" `
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. 6 S9 g" |5 }1 H% `( S, u5 Q8 F
Condi: That's correct.
! g) y# J n7 y- c' P0 qGeorge: Then who is in China?
6 p5 p5 M* s* g" e' `3 UCondi: Yes, sir.
. R5 {/ r- b T! B4 m% {George: Yassir is in China? j6 c/ `7 x+ d# V3 C
Condi: No, sir. 2 i2 ^2 h; ^: k7 u
George: Then who is? ( o* J0 B+ o9 T% [
Condi: Yes, sir. $ g7 Z2 I4 R; D" S# a1 V1 d1 l
George: Yassir?
" ~ S2 I" r1 s- m- o i/ T! RCondi: No, sir. 4 F3 x) i+ J6 ]) O% G
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
" W, I% j# [) P; @+ MCondi: Kofi? ; q$ o% t8 b+ H; t0 A
George: No, thanks. : e. n) e U5 w
Condi: You want Kofi? " V* d3 V9 K5 T8 g9 X
George: No.
8 ~% @1 G, m$ b4 r9 ?Condi: You don't want Kofi. 5 ~* v. x7 Q8 N9 M4 ]
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. % F( @5 j$ N2 e6 _
Condi: Yes, sir.
3 b. O) C% x, c1 j# P: {George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
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George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
4 U$ n( @' K$ S3 y7 K, eCondi: And call who?
; o0 c2 a- A# O8 ~George: Who is the guy at the U.N? . V+ Z7 L6 n" x
Condi: Hu is the guy in China. , `# d- z: t4 h5 M
George: Will you stay out of China?! ' j w. q3 {! R% L5 g
Condi: Yes, sir.
/ D9 w) n/ Y- c6 W6 s0 l' I, ]7 OGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
# x0 M. ]2 W$ VCondi: Kofi. 5 q# [% U: d6 N7 u' f2 V0 ^# s
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. 7 K9 @" e7 b, e7 v" W, L3 ?6 W$ ?
(Condi picks up the phone.)
8 J+ }9 o' T) I) iCondi: Rice, here. ! f' y3 A7 T* P! {
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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