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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
7 K$ y3 d) m6 x% ~" P) o6 S7 d$ iCondi: Hu is the new leader of China.
# H- N5 S3 G. z! NGeorge: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
8 ]/ Z9 q* ^3 F2 S- _* U  W1 SGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
3 e. d$ W7 X0 C+ J, `& QGeorge: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
( P( m/ f2 w! A) XCondi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
  }! Y# a$ }' ^) C( yGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
1 h' M# C+ u. G/ q2 |7 z8 z( S! ]George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
' y5 S, k* \- h$ p$ K' ?" {9 ?3 u6 nGeorge: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
$ C6 B1 l' U! E) V1 E  {0 BGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
4 p  m& e4 d# r& M9 M5 [4 ~/ W; AGeorge: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
: }+ D/ n6 H( g. v" V3 ?George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
. O. p7 N' q' I- E3 m2 WCondi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
% W0 b4 _2 v7 Q1 L4 i2 VCondi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
2 @8 v$ n1 J* n: kCondi: You don't want Kofi.
% f, p- |" f9 w9 z' t7 k: jGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
* P2 ]0 h3 I* [& \1 ~Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
. E1 {2 ~# }7 s8 e: jCondi: Kofi?
/ o6 N- E, H: t/ a  w$ c5 E* h/ RGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
% H$ v% i0 Z% v4 [1 VCondi: And call who?
6 O& \/ J; e' W4 [% AGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N?
) R: r5 M: n3 a7 \2 T' fCondi: Hu is the guy in China.
: ^& \# G1 R" F( r9 S. {( U4 n1 g& YGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
1 H1 T+ B! w9 ^Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
# m# o5 Z7 F3 ?! Z; qCondi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
, y) e* s, P$ f* q0 M' c8 jCondi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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