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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
" [( u& C4 b- H5 _  w: k# ]  yCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
7 i9 R8 L0 n$ b# O: F, t, z( _Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
6 D* U0 @; s: }7 ?George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
& T3 E! u  q8 v7 }. ~. x* RCondi: Yes.
, ]; _- |* K% F7 O% LGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
' Q& J3 S) i  u3 B, F# k2 uCondi: Hu.
- n3 f; n' Z4 `; o: ZGeorge: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
% t$ r" G: h6 N! l! VCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
% C4 ]9 b4 o' P2 F/ e: U/ p, d# U7 ]George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
2 C$ J! y5 ~$ d/ a% ?George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
* r6 p4 S/ f. _3 }% n& eCondi: Yes, sir.
) B  I: h8 v( ~+ B  k) B$ r7 }- tGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
; |/ ]9 n. p1 k/ k  j  E4 b% CGeorge: Then who is in China?
5 D$ ^9 E4 r3 r3 o* N, _Condi: Yes, sir.
1 c% B* ?1 Y2 @3 R% a6 ]( j+ ^George: Yassir is in China?
+ H- I* e& r# S  ]# bCondi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
! p0 f. C; E- Q5 i. M: s4 W+ b5 HGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
- A' |& C4 |% u- ^9 Z& }3 wCondi: Kofi?
2 i# z9 I# S. t( T- S) _3 J1 n/ M; yGeorge: No, thanks.
* \$ G. K$ t8 F6 b3 f' ^# f4 q9 {Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
+ A$ H4 N* P/ f9 V# u1 ZCondi: You don't want Kofi.
% {+ C6 `+ v5 ], d8 t6 qGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
$ m+ P- H* ], n% V+ ?/ P- W* p) [* z5 yGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
2 f4 ^% \# j1 h# d; nCondi: Kofi?
) l) _* Q! |7 V9 g% ^4 W4 fGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
2 \6 n1 V) X5 K, MCondi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
& s4 a6 E* v* d* d8 ?Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
( Y/ b# F/ W  @$ h4 s. PCondi: Yes, sir.
7 S+ }7 ?7 u5 Z' U$ ZGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
0 V# H, x  `4 B- QCondi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
7 U5 I) Y  N- VCondi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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