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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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1 x. L2 N$ f7 |+ s) Q- Z, h+ lGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
$ Y* [& s: r: j: O" NCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
5 e$ k& W" Y1 ~4 y' A# BGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
& _4 \# N+ _0 V( r7 P! M1 tCondi: Hu is the new leader of China. 1 W6 F/ c' W7 N3 ?
George: That's what I want to know.
1 B" J; H) P0 a J! |0 oCondi: That's what I'm telling you. 9 b; n' Y i) a7 L" C/ a
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? * \# E: X, J1 }! e& v
Condi: Yes.
* A! Q" ]8 T( d& N$ KGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
Y' r/ C3 j6 G2 OCondi: Hu. * c' d$ w6 [) P0 X- o( W
George: The guy in China. 1 T+ b8 {, N5 r
Condi: Hu. 7 N0 t, i9 @/ t% i6 C' C
George: The new leader of China.
2 @) j2 p( T8 C h7 |7 `/ [9 qCondi: Hu. & x: s- l0 q o; h i/ p
George: The Chinaman!
3 R! C: i: g! t! L. Q: f+ K$ l- nCondi: Hu is leading China.
) r. n. O; j% D6 D# i* SGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for?
! ~3 ` C- Y; i; a/ sCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
; A5 j" j J# L; E- r& u0 ]George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
" e q: t/ W8 E2 T2 ~( ^1 uCondi: That's the man's name. , i: V! R; V* B9 I3 ?6 L
George: That's who's name? ' o) G8 ]7 l0 l" r8 G f- ~
Condi: Yes.
' E3 L9 P0 t4 ~0 HGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? : d! f& n* u7 }" |3 O
Condi: Yes, sir. ( h! Y" K* T u3 i9 Q* G( s+ B
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. ) A _; Z) G9 P. Q9 B: ~
Condi: That's correct. 0 S0 s/ I7 f$ I! g# A8 g/ t
George: Then who is in China? 0 ^4 H: M p) X3 o5 O
Condi: Yes, sir.
+ m7 i+ K4 l& vGeorge: Yassir is in China? : s7 C1 g& d( n' h
Condi: No, sir. - @8 W! p, e1 \; R$ g/ J; Q
George: Then who is? ' h1 z* I, \' [; v: y% G. z+ q
Condi: Yes, sir. 6 |# W+ W6 @8 ?6 Z6 l$ e, N8 ^
George: Yassir? $ o5 u8 U4 G9 X9 g
Condi: No, sir. ! x. v" W1 _' z% z. ]
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. 7 n; V/ e2 @5 S
Condi: Kofi?
9 N8 \. b* a% b. R2 ]+ X# ~George: No, thanks.
4 G, z4 ?* V8 t0 B% CCondi: You want Kofi? $ w2 g0 W! q7 L1 d+ \+ U6 R
George: No.
3 L3 Y# h! e( |& `Condi: You don't want Kofi.
t/ _7 Q. @! W# ZGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. " N1 _* Y1 p! _
Condi: Yes, sir.
+ d2 x5 K: ]! M7 o7 m# e. RGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
! `5 C Y8 _! a9 M0 f9 ZCondi: Kofi? # k! V* |4 F" c9 v; x9 T8 F
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
5 n/ z4 i% k# M8 _/ yCondi: And call who?
! |! a7 J2 Q9 T2 W0 e1 a5 AGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N?
/ e: H" D7 b7 ` _* y& ]; u" GCondi: Hu is the guy in China. 9 O. }7 x" X G
George: Will you stay out of China?!
; m& A; Y b% X5 i- O) x% @Condi: Yes, sir. 5 p& P9 F! C' w! X. K6 U M
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
% b3 z/ I6 I$ O ^! L% r" k4 g4 @Condi: Kofi. 2 Z" c1 p9 g! C
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
/ g. @# L- m, l1 n2 g* U7 x(Condi picks up the phone.) i& D- Z* I9 {# o/ X6 r: y5 }. B" A
Condi: Rice, here.
, U+ r& B8 n* N) m g TGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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