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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) 0 e+ k* }' X4 J$ y. G2 d1 c# Z
' D5 O0 H$ q8 }# _7 f; MGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? 3 \9 }. `) @" _. z+ H
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. . M8 F0 y* }7 s% Y p
George: Great. Lay it on me.
( B1 |6 a/ d6 x+ a# u2 LCondi: Hu is the new leader of China. " g& S/ q( Z6 O6 _5 U6 O
George: That's what I want to know.
$ D. L% P3 C1 s* T5 x yCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
0 \. c4 K' s8 [$ _George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
& Q, G ~ P6 _6 j% }Condi: Yes. . C3 Q0 r/ j* S
George: I mean the fellow's name. ) m) G1 {: M; H' b' `
Condi: Hu. ! }) P) c* o) u! z+ E* ?, o+ l
George: The guy in China.
9 k9 a$ X" N0 y, r' L, l& I& FCondi: Hu.
3 Z) n7 X- a/ C: L/ NGeorge: The new leader of China.
~! a7 O2 v! P9 K+ L) RCondi: Hu.
. V0 u h! z2 k& yGeorge: The Chinaman!
) ]- ?" {* l% d4 U# y) _! GCondi: Hu is leading China. 1 `/ `) V& l; L }$ x h1 ?$ M& k2 P
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
% P; {. B& v* w+ N* Q# R% O1 `Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. * y. i$ p! z3 Z+ F
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
6 Z* c& T- w3 I3 d/ }! ^Condi: That's the man's name.
- C! y K3 W u" D7 Z: `2 E& CGeorge: That's who's name? " K7 F* H/ h; H9 v: L5 N4 y
Condi: Yes.
5 f, j$ U: m. v% hGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
7 N- ~, n) j8 |" N% ], Q8 p" E, y1 zCondi: Yes, sir. # D5 g. [+ I8 h
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. ; h) A" m$ o8 N6 }1 ]! s+ @" o* i8 d! U
Condi: That's correct. " K; j& E3 Q- L: o1 ]) {* a
George: Then who is in China?
) C, o! Y' z I- ?- k4 kCondi: Yes, sir. 6 K/ L8 s3 T6 a: p, Z
George: Yassir is in China? & B9 A1 l4 X/ }$ Q; H* V- f3 D/ ?
Condi: No, sir.
6 \$ ^% D# Z; L9 P; p7 cGeorge: Then who is?
8 _& {( I, K: G! m% {' o+ WCondi: Yes, sir.
. T8 Z$ g5 a% I% V/ [) {George: Yassir? . j$ u: Z w# Z; p) E2 W
Condi: No, sir. & d, f' J' b! Q c& D: N# y
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
$ ]/ `+ D6 C- ~9 x; y5 X" LCondi: Kofi?
# m. {* |7 \% R2 g: J+ x2 u3 H2 AGeorge: No, thanks. # h9 c. ?' \2 y/ I
Condi: You want Kofi? 9 `2 d7 J# U# F3 }
George: No. 1 g. M }, y$ `( _2 j; E1 T: s" ?- e( N8 s
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
6 O4 Q" Z, y4 ^9 eGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
: F& _1 F2 @* C# nCondi: Yes, sir.
) ~/ S6 g2 D- @# {( e0 k, bGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. 6 R9 ~4 w! H |3 d7 J" ^: h' v& ?' `4 R
Condi: Kofi? 2 Y+ R" i8 b' y4 {
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
3 e# v9 b# N, FCondi: And call who?
- w6 N1 d. H/ U0 t! l" J' JGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N? ! m2 p% A8 P/ I1 V3 F
Condi: Hu is the guy in China. ; L( R2 ]. \9 J) d Y! y7 G j
George: Will you stay out of China?! / A% T7 G* @. U2 l# U4 [8 O8 W
Condi: Yes, sir. + X# [8 N0 y9 a/ c% i! ]8 z
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. + r, g( y; X# l1 f2 }% X
Condi: Kofi.
% C. J. t+ R, LGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
( d$ a: n# g/ ^& G, }(Condi picks up the phone.)
; g: ]( S* g& R2 _1 V& oCondi: Rice, here.
$ A. t7 O: x3 x1 TGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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