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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
1 ^+ v* c6 \3 ^5 z8 X0 D/ DCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
9 g1 u  Q& n. u" \5 WCondi: Hu is the new leader of China.
& A& D! X1 r6 l% O6 k) @George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
' |9 x& B) L9 g  G3 s% K# S* gGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
: d; |& \) P7 n5 T6 WCondi: Yes.
- Q9 _  e3 F* g/ G, \George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
" g" Z% j4 a/ W6 k0 NGeorge: The guy in China.
: B, x9 F7 W; i0 ?4 q: LCondi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
. m3 x) K: ?5 b( H) U3 L0 @7 sCondi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
7 H5 o: [; H2 J  e5 m8 i) MCondi: Hu is leading China.
( y* T+ d6 ^5 u+ t6 C) sGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
. n  L% m0 v+ V1 D1 b: v1 KCondi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
8 G+ @; Z0 ^6 ZCondi: Yes.
1 j) f/ J' h0 ]9 q- B$ b: _9 YGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
( z4 j* }+ H8 Z  V, o& r( s7 CCondi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
6 G& X% f# i% c8 R; gCondi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
# e: ~* z, R* kCondi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
4 m" Z0 u/ `7 m$ s, d  PCondi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
' l3 p% x$ G! G; n$ x/ b: N& ]Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
8 M* z3 q& d4 PCondi: Kofi?
; y4 N" f7 c* z. f2 cGeorge: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
- n+ I2 |: @6 fGeorge: No.
+ `9 n) W/ q  X. r8 BCondi: You don't want Kofi.
3 ~1 e' h2 }+ @  p+ \& _0 j" F/ n6 `George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
- Y, C1 A! A  I  G0 oGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
* E. c7 \, A8 Y( B  y+ L' W/ lGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
; I/ W. l5 ^, u% ^' [% DCondi: Kofi.
& m+ u3 V8 X  B' D2 C* nGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
. m. D: _: ?, e- [' a' F7 @0 d% X(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
8 ~/ O, x6 s3 vGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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