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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) ; H Y0 ~( B+ ]% o( h* Y& Q5 K
- u4 @9 k: J+ y) xGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? % Q; q& e: e: C, V1 H+ I) w* C
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
+ P% \5 ~) {% E( v4 H2 J7 f2 ^George: Great. Lay it on me.
$ X0 o7 M9 {8 }4 ], OCondi: Hu is the new leader of China. + Z* N$ N( u0 o% A0 a; O. M
George: That's what I want to know.
+ t1 Q( B9 s6 [* hCondi: That's what I'm telling you. 9 Z( ^1 E) J/ U+ G r a! ^+ j
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
; t9 }/ [) S B" C$ i3 T5 o- y6 ^Condi: Yes.
- }- f I" Q% N! D" lGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
+ t0 d2 Q B* z% c. m* rCondi: Hu.
% [0 ^1 ~" N+ p2 h( V3 QGeorge: The guy in China. - @# w v/ c4 a; q- \
Condi: Hu.
u5 [( q, \* {. ^- X" t( |George: The new leader of China. 6 B% Q6 L6 v: H/ h' Z* h7 a- w
Condi: Hu. ( b" {1 {( v5 p4 A! x. v! j
George: The Chinaman!
9 V3 \, @" X4 B: ]0 a2 q1 c) SCondi: Hu is leading China.
* z* L5 [ S3 @! {George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
0 G! r1 Z# [' q& l6 j; ^, VCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. 5 S+ Y# { Q5 ?" L/ a; ~- \
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
% P& @+ J; p2 v8 HCondi: That's the man's name.
) |3 y; w- E& t/ D( C0 ^2 U4 lGeorge: That's who's name? 5 s0 o1 k6 Y& f; g7 ?
Condi: Yes.
: H# I1 [% c$ X' k' EGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
7 S0 J3 z0 j4 u7 W/ |! c. i, f1 ~Condi: Yes, sir.
3 K1 D" X+ P- _. q: HGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
- K1 y9 K5 Q: E# N7 ECondi: That's correct. 5 h, x' A7 s$ P) D2 C, C* _# _& n M
George: Then who is in China? 6 n: L0 `) h- V$ `# p7 d( `
Condi: Yes, sir.
& A8 G* H9 j; A: O% t; [* x9 B2 _George: Yassir is in China? 5 z+ b( B& c% H3 x, I
Condi: No, sir. ! n& _- W( X$ w J* h7 \
George: Then who is?
2 ^) i" s% r5 J0 w' qCondi: Yes, sir. 9 w( |4 \8 [3 d* O/ Y
George: Yassir?
J) a; G' u% j* _Condi: No, sir. % ^0 {3 o- I9 h5 I0 Q/ s+ m
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
( w, Y& e* W6 D7 ]7 w MCondi: Kofi?
5 K7 {6 v8 Q3 \/ {1 U7 DGeorge: No, thanks. ( X* k# K% j8 a+ Q7 C n
Condi: You want Kofi?
# v1 m" o' v0 UGeorge: No. # L9 K5 q8 W0 X/ r+ O' i4 x7 |
Condi: You don't want Kofi. 9 K: g7 ?6 h* G/ K
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
% u3 Y- S- U; }& c( TCondi: Yes, sir.
& O' B: r# k6 r0 z1 y( _( yGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
9 s1 O! ~: \1 `8 P9 ?Condi: Kofi? % d) E' O5 g5 M ?9 u6 @
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? 5 J/ v2 K4 ?5 |
Condi: And call who? % l5 ^9 H& S- b; r: r
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? " T& ~& U$ ^. ]
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
( U. c6 i+ k+ i5 O% e9 I w7 j" H( S9 LGeorge: Will you stay out of China?! ! p* Y; U/ e, A |0 f
Condi: Yes, sir.
- j! F' P2 ?" G: k! E- JGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
' L/ ^4 D0 H- |) {, o# ACondi: Kofi.
, B. i @/ Y p3 EGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
4 g9 x0 N6 p( h; K* ?/ t(Condi picks up the phone.) ! M7 n8 j6 {, w! D% u" A; o
Condi: Rice, here. ( [2 @0 [% e0 \7 m/ F& U, `
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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