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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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; f6 j9 W; [3 D$ MGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
X+ g9 ], {3 e) u: UCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. / r& V/ x, d* D: A
George: Great. Lay it on me.
% X4 k7 m" i3 L; s) C% v) S" e$ ~Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. 2 e# A) Z- E! L# J
George: That's what I want to know. 5 L |% k* N5 f! b1 P
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
$ d: \4 l" G+ ~: G2 K, ?George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
" V* {3 z) s* QCondi: Yes.
; }- u- ^- z4 B6 A2 T* xGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
% z: ?2 e+ ]3 E" h$ b! PCondi: Hu.
7 k* h9 ?8 Y9 V/ ?) |: d' p7 LGeorge: The guy in China.
* H- J W, T& V1 j$ b* QCondi: Hu.
: S0 I; s# F6 }. M* @5 z. g7 RGeorge: The new leader of China. 6 `9 r; [! w% w2 E+ B; t+ U
Condi: Hu.
$ ~. L3 q) q2 t" A5 BGeorge: The Chinaman!
' C% d, ~0 b3 C# ]5 W ]Condi: Hu is leading China.
5 w6 r3 b: E/ _( vGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for?
* h+ a2 h r- b* H1 k- s8 C0 ECondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. N2 A u2 B' z8 b+ G4 U5 P
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? ! ?3 u& x. F) `' N
Condi: That's the man's name. 8 p* a2 H. K8 t. X1 e# i
George: That's who's name?
" V3 Z' ~5 Z- `Condi: Yes. 5 ~0 T* q9 t4 F: K' {+ G
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? # V" t+ O% [9 H, g; Y
Condi: Yes, sir.
* ]5 k3 V! E0 E( hGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
% N) ]( A2 o+ Z+ ]Condi: That's correct.
4 j6 e! K. r3 t: t. ]George: Then who is in China?
4 H+ d8 ^' Z, i9 UCondi: Yes, sir. 7 o9 Z. m ]% q2 {( e( W
George: Yassir is in China?
% T I# K; _8 q) K# [Condi: No, sir.
) N. p: v0 O7 h" }( ?George: Then who is?
8 `+ z3 ]3 Y- U2 uCondi: Yes, sir.
. |8 B0 t& s/ o& U+ M: GGeorge: Yassir? 6 D9 P9 B3 a! ]5 W- S6 }3 I( g
Condi: No, sir. / F5 Q! _; [# ?+ `& z# G9 y$ a
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
) n! V' ?' o3 D h; w, n5 FCondi: Kofi?
5 V% Q4 M; ]; g9 y* I6 [ eGeorge: No, thanks.
0 P4 W1 B. x) r' L( c# ZCondi: You want Kofi? # n6 R4 N) o3 k$ H) \3 p
George: No. ]: _& j' x- p) u$ \& B/ h
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
* R' m G& V# [George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. / s) P8 W9 d3 e4 I% q$ n
Condi: Yes, sir.
- T5 Q3 L6 F% m' ^ N$ ?/ XGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. # o7 q* \, B+ N1 H. R3 v! ?4 ]
Condi: Kofi? M6 u) D) O1 \' |% ~6 |1 Y7 b! y) S
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
; S& A* b( D* WCondi: And call who?
& ?! E# Y" b+ s! v- uGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N?
: t0 H' |, e. A3 R, `Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
+ Y. l: }! \* Y2 v/ M8 jGeorge: Will you stay out of China?! * y u0 F( @1 J5 m7 X+ i- |
Condi: Yes, sir.
0 S: I1 V; X1 y( OGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. * w3 L. Y h5 h' ^4 w5 W
Condi: Kofi.
3 g, d; y/ x0 z5 N7 @2 MGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
2 r- ], u5 A b% w(Condi picks up the phone.)
( i/ \/ Q. ` mCondi: Rice, here. 4 W( T3 V5 K9 y+ v
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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