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发表于 2005-3-3 20:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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( m! W+ ~4 B% d- K  V  two who and who? 1 H, O4 D* ~% s9 h1 r" P
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  咱俩谁跟谁阿 2 r& G8 x: [9 p* p: ?5 g6 f- b

+ w( a# }0 U3 w" w' A  2.how are you ? how old are you? ; b9 a- F& j' R  g& {! b% C8 a

- \- Q' y5 e- ^! c  怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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  3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you
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. g# L9 S' z$ Q2 [1 b  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 1 h" D& Q, R! t% r! y) m

  Y2 C# k* h  b" C  4.you have seed,I will give you some color to see see, brothers !
! M* N- K$ U  o) x) T5 n! Jtogether up ! 0 [  E& ?( ^2 ]* `
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  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! ; \# k, c: u  X1 k

& t% }6 d6 |; e0 Z2 \' N  5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have 9 N! c# o" H- @1 a; ~& o
nothing to say,go home!!
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  有事起奏,无事退朝
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  6.you me you me + u; [( J8 C& k' i; z# i! F) {
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  彼此彼此 6 z" y5 X5 Q" g, T0 @
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  7.You Give Me Stop!!
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  你给我站住! ! \0 u8 h8 N0 r

! K2 G6 G. e: U0 o+ S8 S: s# ?8 @  8.know is know noknow is noknow
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1 J2 w0 n: ]! H  知之为知之,不知为不知...
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8 k3 D7 l& N- H' J' Z9 Z  9.WATCH SISTER % ~4 S5 H. c6 X; J  {: y
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  表妹 3 w& X+ h) ]4 e: V

& o% E2 ]6 j; ?$ z/ {  10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!!
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3 V% i( m1 V# f. L  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子大地洞 / A- _' ~! B3 L. y" t

5 k8 Z3 T! S) V% n! q+ r  11.American Chinese not enough
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  美中不足
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2 m- w2 @/ L& X2 s1 M  12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die ( E8 P% G  N( p  w4 \* m
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  13.heart flower angry open & i( v- v* Z" A" Y

5 B7 z9 H; I% x0 K1 T) }9 d3 u! F  心花怒放   P5 F+ G  N) r9 r  F/ D

, ]( \3 S0 Q2 I  14.go past no mistake past
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  走过路过,不要错过
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5 B+ B( t- U3 k9 g  15.小明:I am sorry! ( K/ w1 S# o# r* V. \

! E# ?! B4 V& e  e6 ^0 x3 M  老外:I am sorry too! - |: M) j; K% u' N" y5 a
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  小明:I am sorry three!
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  老外:What are you sorry for?
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  小明:I am sorry five! & j( f0 g7 q4 `2 D) {
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  16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! - ~9 m6 A0 Y, x) T/ H
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  要钱没有,要命一条 $ [: U/ k2 J0 i
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  17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
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  我叫李老大,今年25。
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  18.you have two down son。
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% K# \8 S, o- F  你有两下子。 2 J- R8 O% G1 }" c+ F) g) C* P

# E0 p: L6 |3 v0 ^0 y2 p. ~  T! I  19.as far as you go to die
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  有多远,死多远!!!!
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  20.I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn   d' g. D8 S7 n
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& w, x# S) L# m) o给你脸你xxxx,你丢脸,我翻脸。
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发表于 2005-3-4 01:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2005-3-4 12:17 | 显示全部楼层
啊~~~~~~; m( C/ O2 V, i
我笑得下巴要脱臼了~~~~~~!!!!!!
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