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NEVER SAY TO A COP: + w! j! [0 E& ]) U1 F( t
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) - V$ P9 Q2 _# d% N, \
0 `9 {- @ c$ m2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 8 L; D( c7 H% q* v
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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7 Z$ Z; f! V, }2 E1 Z3 z4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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5. Are You Andy or Barney? * }! _$ i; f1 ^
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 2 ?' U- ]1 A5 \, [
8 ~8 \! K* E& T& L; {' J7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 1 u7 `- Y2 U7 K! e
6 ]1 x" a; K7 [ T- [8 w+ w8. I pay your salary!
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. % e4 a5 [9 {+ C' F- T/ ]
$ w" H( X6 z) `7 e' i, ~5 Z11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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