Never Say to a Cop:

OliveOil

NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

+ V2 A. k' B0 B4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

  f/ B" N3 }. Q3 T* }5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

3 E! {! T' D1 ?' V9 \9 [- g7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

1 W$ F% a$ A( B5 w0 E8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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6 B8 g' M( j( {( K  p11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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0 |6 K( i  d+ r) |' y( i7 T12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"