Never Say to a Cop:

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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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8 t% R& \8 G- u3 w  V0 y& Q2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

( U2 w6 C9 s" z4 q1 v3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

0 r( S: D5 }" ?- x5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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8 s0 M" A! J% ?6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

. M4 V& u; w4 V4 E3 z3 W$ p7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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/ q3 x: J7 P2 w' p$ I8. I pay your salary!
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) a. l/ k5 H/ v: K1 B9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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2 f! \+ T- Y! O3 p$ Z6 j% L& Y10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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$ [0 p9 S! f. ]6 _" J+ ^+ c. W12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"