Never Say to a Cop:

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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

7 W* `( ^# u3 }7 {( v2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

" _7 t+ k) e' {4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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5. Are You Andy or Barney?

1 a5 u4 J' J# \9 }# T6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

7 e1 H8 S1 s( R8. I pay your salary!

2 I0 I- d3 p2 b/ r+ q; }" c0 ^) N, C' t9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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/ g9 U# C, o1 ~8 \8 U12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"