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NEVER SAY TO A COP: # |6 j0 h/ t$ W" n) y
8 Y2 l; D, B7 r2 ^* d1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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& ?+ q% H) E! R% b$ k1 W3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? ( a, Z' Y5 z$ O+ T p( s
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6 ]8 C3 D( R: r# m. x3 k
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 8 ~+ K* H& K" |0 G
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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! X' e. o1 S( O4 q8 \8. I pay your salary! 4 z( l C$ V% Q
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! / `& F, P1 Z+ a' y; `( T. i# O; B* x
1 e% I+ d7 T6 o5 w- x; h; r10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 3 o" g% X& N9 e6 x2 D
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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