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NEVER SAY TO A COP: 8 L' K) J5 X2 X
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 9 C1 u% v$ n, D3 O0 a! m% u
, T! c+ I m- `3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 1 n. W% o5 p g. t# k5 ^
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5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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9 Z, [3 S& u/ D' c6 p7 T% \& g- P% ^6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 4 [) I, H; J% t8 Y+ C0 |
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? * I o& _* u: Z* G9 F5 s
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8. I pay your salary! # {4 G$ t: o; Q d! t
3 b7 }' p/ m# L* U! p9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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; w0 b- ]% l7 a2 R5 [6 w10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 8 t7 ~( ~' e9 N, e& w
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 1 n& k: C0 l+ }5 k
+ ?' Z/ t3 y* r12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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