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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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8 W* V3 O; [) z5 \4 rA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'! {# Z2 C( @# n% `. a! l9 x0 \
) L3 w3 f B7 w# pThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'. C' V4 z# j) n5 J2 {4 t: h0 K
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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4 y# J. a! |1 [9 kThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'- l2 O5 g& ~* M$ f& P$ S& z
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'7 J; Z) u- a$ F
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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8 o7 c* n( S, PShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'3 w! r, ]" D" X5 R
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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$ N9 @: M4 g- V; L6 M8 ]$ w! eThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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