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/ K2 i! |! L3 [: lA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'. k: \9 V% U, [3 v
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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) L) P# G5 u$ rThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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3 Q) }" _* @1 M, k @The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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/ o. v: i7 {" k) ~, s, B. jThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'8 o1 s% j4 v% N# C2 Y) {" ^
+ t' T" z5 x4 |4 o3 Z) eHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'* g1 G3 v8 i% o# g1 A! t* O) R
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'* B5 b: Y3 K4 e; R. K
: s1 q2 s5 G% m3 ]& ], IThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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