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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. 4 r9 ]- b' m0 V& C4 `& ?! W+ x0 i, _
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'7 ~4 K( `5 o! q6 ?
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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" n: \( X, H$ H) b4 J' ^1 q. NThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'" x$ Y% y5 I1 a6 v) E! h3 D4 _+ d
( P, }5 S6 J2 H6 ^' c4 DHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'* g* n" n2 b7 y ^8 {0 ?! r! Z5 ^
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?' `9 \3 X, d/ B" M6 I* l6 |" b
$ E' U) R! s% E! ]2 CThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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