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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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: g0 ~/ ~7 w( M6 j2 A& H7 R X, [The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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$ s/ Y; Z5 R* {9 qThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'! | d' i0 M0 [% l' T! x# U& X0 E
, [$ ?6 s1 m3 d( [7 x2 E9 D- U. fThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'4 h' ~5 J6 J; t5 ^8 e4 ^* ~
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'* A/ Z; C7 E/ r# K0 N. [) ]- |
$ w! w$ v6 H% Y. QHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'; e& J& Y* y9 I
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'3 \- X9 k& {3 z; ^
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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