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5 I) x9 f3 S, g$ sA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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; t/ Z7 K. _2 B. {The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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2 p6 w/ ?7 \6 H) @- }The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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! B7 M, D( C8 i% }) W( rThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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9 L9 J; D: h/ i" c$ y) d% XHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'! i5 ~* t6 ]! u, k# t6 \
* m# J0 k0 ^# V( j( x5 e4 ^9 ]Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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* x3 V- H3 P4 q. K9 N8 m& `0 SThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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