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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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X! ^" f5 l, i6 P6 A, rA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'. D( d0 p2 A, Y* O" |" w
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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! v0 }0 c& F8 A# _The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'9 N& m4 ?: o2 r, N
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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9 R4 u+ E$ }5 ~3 V/ rThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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( U4 j8 G& I9 M9 `% c1 kHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?' z; m8 ?7 ^- p5 G6 U, D) a
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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