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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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1 r9 A% u' |) ], L8 M! n' K/ h9 ?A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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8 g# v3 M1 ~3 d2 i; ^The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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3 v' g7 p! r& `8 |The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'# u+ H' M+ i" d6 n% e
8 H" ?, [. ~9 A, G. j' YThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'" F8 m3 ^4 m+ n0 e1 l
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'9 N! ]) r# W2 V) w+ m- H' h
# p! D3 v4 P" V$ C1 i1 RShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !', M0 U; _9 ~) s8 E. f
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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$ L9 K5 _: n$ ?The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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