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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. * H. p& Y$ S& G0 m2 G
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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" h/ j4 V2 a% t1 O! y, X( `The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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$ ~2 Z8 U5 }4 v5 a" wThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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8 l8 p0 F5 s8 @: `The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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6 g& w# J6 U$ P. D' D7 vThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'% w1 E/ t! p, t0 A, J
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'! [: [* ]& e# u+ _+ h/ T2 z6 f
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'" p) f! k! R3 k: s1 q7 K7 _
% v3 m6 o$ P+ kPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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