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! L+ m" X" U: {4 L' T. dA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!': ~# [ r9 }8 L* _% {0 v6 L6 g
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.' }- \9 C( { S) P2 X. ]5 Z
+ Y. }6 y1 g0 o& G" E; n4 hThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'$ N: ?# n; p$ Y
1 D' J- U9 B9 X$ zThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'( g) V. M }) Z# A
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'3 L1 L; {- _0 `: W# G
+ L+ w) Z/ C0 z; RThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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$ l) j* B9 j, Y! ~( UHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'+ k t5 ]7 d6 u
2 l2 y; g( J1 rPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'9 Q0 a3 Y5 P0 s9 D% b0 @' C7 t8 \
+ e) G( i& N" @! dThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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