The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'

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; t/ `! Z+ O0 G'I should be in charge,' said the
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,
'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
0 T* N2 |* w0 Z- O  F'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

! y( V, u3 G: O: U" }'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
) O1 M( o( @' |5 t/ B* h6 }'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
" ^( f0 Z' Z+ ^( k2 J'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
! @0 G' m. f# z7 Q1 d'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
# x' a& N6 q! g: ?6 uWithin a few days,
, y$ N! r2 y  ?$ {$ qthe brain had a terrible headache,
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was bloated,
' l, o2 w9 ^' t: T" c, }the legs
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got watery,
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blood
was toxic.
. R4 R, i, R' n& mThey all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
, q; \5 Q/ V1 X" j9 p& @1 [The Moral of the story?
8 A1 h- h1 a+ w( e4 }The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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2 x4 V/ _! t2 e. F[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

  `. }( S8 t! V# a) q5 P- z7 cWhere you got this so funning story!
; d; Q: }( ]3 ~& i6 @I like it.