The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
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  `' K1 K/ a) i1 m'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
0 y# j" \" t+ X8 O, s'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
6 Q/ w; O4 }2 z& L+ w. }5 R1 e* T; C'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'



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stomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
1 [* L) [& d6 U2 ]7 d: H' C5 ]5 V'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
4 Q" i2 V6 x/ n% y2 o" j. T8 ?'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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5 S4 F4 Z4 _8 q'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
- m# R+ b* ^7 P1 z3 M& H' T'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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+ U3 K  t- a0 J$ `( C7 NAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
' `- `( z. @# ]) b+ Iand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
was bloated,
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got wobbly,
the eyes
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and the
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) P0 _! w# o, Z2 p' L' h  u: g( V% AThey all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
9 K3 l7 A0 W6 U$ b6 Y2 zThe Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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; t. }( ^8 O) l/ v1 K9 ^[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
I like it.