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The Colonoscopy

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发表于 2008-9-27 22:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood
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stomach

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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
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'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,0 k0 ^6 V& ?" e! I- y0 v
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

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+ U3 K  t- a0 J$ `( C7 NAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
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Within a few days,. h) Z' C  A% r6 W- c0 Q  D3 I
the brain had a terrible headache,
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the
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was bloated,
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got wobbly,4 [; m% O7 G2 P* w$ ~! ?6 M
the
eyes
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got watery,; x( o) i/ I1 s
and the

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blood
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was toxic.
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rectum should be the boss.
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The ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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; t. }( ^8 O) l/ v1 K9 ^[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-5 10:27 | 显示全部楼层
Haha!  T% [, E5 h9 [' V8 }: g: y
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Where you got this so funning story!# I0 g4 |- p. x  D- \( a# f$ C
I like it.
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