The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
- m( s0 g! b: I" n, Ctrying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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/ ]* V: b! [/ ?8 f. ^'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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- ^. v1 K* L1 x0 R'I should be in charge,' said the
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,
0 ]# b, ]; y; x3 z! L'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
* `4 Y% ]0 t8 g' C'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
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' J6 a  k, L: Z% u/ b( TWithin a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
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- {$ P, M, u+ iwas bloated,
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' A& P7 [# I3 c1 i) ^0 v1 zthe eyes
. }, m9 N8 E+ o* Dgot watery,
and the
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was toxic.
They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
# C4 R) L- P2 X! ]( Z4 X  G; \3 hThe Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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( `+ M0 E$ n' q[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
I like it.