The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

7 [' B7 [4 |$ v0 P# `/ PAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
5 x- x  k/ Y- j7 etrying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the
9 w1 Q8 H* U% r( rstomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
2 h1 G0 I1 G/ r/ n# J# K2 D'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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+ {- L: T% `; m'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
7 B3 T  s8 E; K6 X. B'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
. S/ k+ Z4 _5 X'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
. r# y$ O8 F. z% q( Xthe brain had a terrible headache,
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0 v  }; Q) K% L6 M, }' G5 dwas bloated,
the legs
" [1 t/ R: {4 E8 m/ X7 R' f# Vgot wobbly,
the eyes
got watery,
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was toxic.
4 `4 n; y6 u8 N/ {5 xThey all decided that the
, f4 W5 t* |/ w' ^3 R/ \( p  Orectum should be the boss.
2 S" T6 F8 i- w9 WThe Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
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