The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

% E% M8 D( z8 D. E* W3 y3 fAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
8 [; w7 t. m+ a+ W# d) f$ htrying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
8 N7 s6 k* l4 t' \! `. \'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

' F0 P2 w6 T3 ]0 S'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
  L1 g3 F' u4 H4 P& E3 H'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'

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# e0 h0 }; i9 R  B9 ?! W7 [( G'I should be in charge,' said the
$ h2 _( \' f" b9 V: Fstomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
- N5 e& E3 D1 a3 a0 h'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
* P  y& P2 H9 k0 z  |) U5 J'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

/ g3 B5 j& _% a8 ?+ X8 IAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
9 Y: J5 r" u8 X7 Pthe stomach
1 l+ ?+ k* I! H1 ]- Gwas bloated,
the legs
got wobbly,
; g& @& v7 R) Qthe eyes
got watery,
9 H* a0 P% S- I0 dand the
$ U$ ~) j1 _- Z/ r3 tblood
* ?# o7 N9 v1 z/ n5 _0 N9 Rwas toxic.
They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
! \: S2 D& v% H$ j: l4 }The Moral of the story?
8 r+ p* V1 `# d, ?5 BThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

2 _9 e5 b# e( ]% ^9 L" NWhere you got this so funning story!
& V# [( T! s7 `) n: [I like it.