The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

: |' `- h3 t' H1 l0 ]4 nAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
& _8 S7 r5 H! m6 ^: e6 Etrying to decide who was the one in charge.
+ l6 O: _( ]) q+ t'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

( M% e& U1 F/ G3 A  Q3 ~$ ~'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
; y8 v; t+ f# ~" j1 ]* v1 u' @5 U'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'


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# a, V/ X1 U$ C6 e; j'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
,
'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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5 C' ]2 \# t# y'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
1 w( e% Q# B' W'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
& o$ {$ K/ T8 U( O* j& nand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
- T  p) J/ o6 @2 Z! g6 t' D8 P' wthe stomach
+ K6 K3 u" ?; iwas bloated,
$ Q( o- e/ C8 q+ R. [6 \1 ithe legs
) g* S) N/ y& ~* {8 Agot wobbly,
9 y% {8 j8 S/ }* W$ `- V( \the eyes
; ~& ?/ {  J9 [% X* fgot watery,
and the
1 X) M8 o7 {1 x% v9 m/ y. Pblood
was toxic.
They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
: A. ~9 N7 q4 R0 o# X9 EThe Moral of the story?
9 b3 E  O4 z8 H1 a4 o2 l1 y% o  pThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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0 j7 ]1 q) |; w- s* B[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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& m; L3 e( d# n- WWhere you got this so funning story!
% d; K2 B% \# G! II like it.