The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
& ~2 T  |* V# _+ [trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
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" c) }# ]( W9 W: B8 `$ g8 x  I'I should be in charge,' said the
* Z' T+ E4 i+ `/ ^stomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
, O! V' g: G! B! u'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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# c% s' [' c' c+ X1 Y'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
2 d) b4 m0 Z8 E0 E'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

0 w' U% Y4 D7 W/ v+ s, ^All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
. m. }1 \5 Z" Y. w2 j' x0 MWithin a few days,
$ r$ V( d: C: U) Cthe brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
was bloated,
9 D9 @& V8 A! f9 o( [% Othe legs
got wobbly,
the eyes
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blood
was toxic.
0 d, e/ a" R8 G- z  _9 d* m/ H5 R) |They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
% F1 h8 G* w4 ^9 o% SThe Moral of the story?
+ K( N1 n( Y. m4 cThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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$ \# n; ]# J, t+ i3 T9 mWhere you got this so funning story!
" }7 C2 A2 L/ A& e/ eI like it.