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All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,/ s0 j. t( `7 F% g
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'9 Y) W ^1 Z ]1 X$ I
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
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" c) }# ]( W9 W: B8 `$ g8 x I'I should be in charge,' said the
* Z' T+ E4 i+ `/ ^stomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
, O! V' g: G! B! u 'I should be in charge,' said the legs,% h: J2 d8 P1 O- J* ~% b, ?" t0 d
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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# c% s' [' c' c+ X1 Y 'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,% b* G" v7 ~' T+ N: k# |- `# E
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'( j* d( E4 s: a8 a
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
2 d) b4 m0 Z8 E0 E'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'# r: f/ m! c, H- Q: S# ]( K, r
0 w' U% Y4 D7 W/ v+ s, ^All the other body parts laughed at the rectum9 F5 {; B7 o7 k$ u9 v
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
. m. }1 \5 Z" Y. w2 j' x0 MWithin a few days,
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the stomach$ }: W. w% E, `2 s; n, K
was bloated,
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got wobbly, F) A+ X; e8 d9 i
the eyes
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blood$ E& l( y! `' q% t6 f0 }5 e/ u4 I
was toxic.
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rectum should be the boss.
% F1 h8 G* w4 ^9 o% SThe Moral of the story?
+ K( N1 n( Y. m4 cThe ass hole is usually the one in charge! y# F' {/ e* f! K. R a

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