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The Colonoscopy

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发表于 2008-9-27 22:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
5 j) E' C7 k& P'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood
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'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away
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'I should be in charge,' said the
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stomach

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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the legs,' @0 C; ]; g, D5 f. x) @
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,- [: M8 N0 {$ F/ X4 D) S2 X; j) j6 M; [
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
( o' D& G4 z. r'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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9 ~& \9 Q) O- G* qAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum& i) N7 C: g7 j2 C9 W
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
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Within a few days,
$ e6 E" w& l: x0 ethe brain had a terrible headache,
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the
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was bloated,2 A9 _( X( }* r+ s) E; N
the
legs
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got wobbly,* K2 B# N& Y& K
the
eyes
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got watery,! o  w3 O0 b$ G/ W# R& `
and the
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blood
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was toxic.
7 g. K* b( W$ u# s5 C! HThey all decided that the
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rectum should be the boss.
! y" b) w' H9 A' DThe Moral of the story?
4 d/ ]8 f1 R  E# gThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-5 10:27 | 显示全部楼层
Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
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