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发表于 2008-9-27 22:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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7 [' B7 [4 |$ v0 P# `/ PAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
5 x- x  k/ Y- j7 etrying to decide who was the one in charge.
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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,  N* D1 \6 G% t$ C
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the blood
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'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away
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'I should be in charge,' said the
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stomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
2 h1 G0 I1 G/ r/ n# J# K2 D'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
7 B3 T  s8 E; K6 X. B'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,2 X! `, d/ d3 A9 H
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum1 @  S1 g6 z  c+ f7 r0 r- E$ I; f
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
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Within a few days,
. r# y$ O8 F. z% q( Xthe brain had a terrible headache,

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stomach
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was bloated," G: m$ ?! [) O% m6 q
the
legs
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got wobbly,# d) V2 j5 J" A8 _
the
eyes( }& e/ Z* K/ }) L5 _
got watery,
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blood# D" V- N7 W6 W$ R
was toxic.
4 `4 n; y6 u8 N/ {5 xThey all decided that the

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rectum should be the boss.
2 S" T6 F8 i- w9 WThe Moral of the story?) t* j$ R: C' _3 c, x( ?: K
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-5 10:27 | 显示全部楼层
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Where you got this so funning story!
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