The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

: `# z' S7 ^# K) V4 sAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
% e2 }! T; N7 i0 A5 ptrying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
5 j) E' C7 k& P'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
& a& b2 P! @5 @* m  M0 R'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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% z# L4 v/ q( G# u7 D'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
; h; V0 Q8 M, T'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
( o' D& G4 z. r'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

9 ~& \9 Q) O- G* qAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
$ e6 E" w& l: x0 ethe brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
was bloated,
the legs
5 V$ S  C2 ]5 A8 Z% x" |+ {! S0 {" Dgot wobbly,
the eyes
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and the
blood
0 o4 |% Y5 ^5 xwas toxic.
7 g. K* b( W$ u# s5 C! HThey all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
! y" b) w' H9 A' DThe Moral of the story?
4 d/ ]8 f1 R  E# gThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
) J$ ?3 ^5 J4 ^$ c6 [I like it.