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All the organs of the body were having a meeting,9 s, B1 g4 \# k9 D7 E
trying to decide who was the one in charge.2 U% Y' ^8 {' T& S
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,: m' X! N# j, q0 E: J
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,1 `8 ] d" a2 K9 l8 ~- A
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.') |+ W0 Z3 Z! l0 |
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; t/ `! Z+ O0 G'I should be in charge,' said the
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
0 T* N2 |* w0 Z- O F 'I should be in charge,' said the legs,: g7 S5 S9 N# J! [4 |$ Y2 p( k7 u
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'8 f. S) ~& w Z2 e) J
! y( V, u3 G: O: U" } 'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
) O1 M( o( @' |5 t/ B* h6 }'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
" ^( f0 Z' Z+ ^( k2 J 'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
! @0 G' m. f# z7 Q1 d'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'# }3 D. ~2 S4 B, F/ y
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum# Z. H+ a4 {- ]4 v% s2 b
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
# x' a& N6 q! g: ?6 uWithin a few days,
, y$ N! r2 y ?$ {$ qthe brain had a terrible headache,
% y. h" D" j& A6 g5 z5 B9 I+ q8 `. Ythe stomach/ V1 e! v# W4 N) D$ q5 _
was bloated,
' l, o2 w9 ^' t: T" c, }the legs
3 J& q& b$ P' T Kgot wobbly,
) w, B1 `# W3 L/ m# N+ {% @the eyes4 e; U o+ j _% H
got watery,
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blood# I- m( B8 w+ P, p0 G- m
was toxic.
. R4 R, i, R' n& mThey all decided that the/ b8 j7 {) L1 W9 j- W* q# b( \6 O* I+ a
rectum should be the boss.
, q; \5 Q/ V1 X" j9 p& @1 [The Moral of the story?
8 A1 h- h1 a+ w( e4 }The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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