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The Colonoscopy

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发表于 2008-9-27 22:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
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'I should be in charge,' said the brain," d/ f, K) q% d: z0 T( {
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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' w! I; P2 f' V'I should be in charge,' said the blood
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'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away
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+ R6 @9 [! H$ l'I should be in charge,' said the
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stomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
7 R( N3 H3 c- A, }- s'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,6 T, W0 x3 Y) t# I0 T( C- O
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

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2 I. ?! A4 {) X0 r( y  ?All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
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Within a few days,1 _" [% \* o2 W6 H5 F! p. K
the brain had a terrible headache,
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the
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was bloated,$ e( s: }- i& o' h
the
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got wobbly,4 Y# N* _6 L; `" ~* [. J
the
eyes
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got watery,
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blood
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was toxic.' F6 A8 L4 U: B" T
They all decided that the
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rectum should be the boss." m3 f: |% i) |# g5 ^1 A4 a  X5 R- _$ E
The Moral of the story?
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+ d' s2 r/ W( d$ `9 U[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-5 10:27 | 显示全部楼层
Haha!* r. R7 K4 B3 V1 W4 f$ a1 _" E
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Where you got this so funning story!3 P5 x# g' g1 ~# t2 h
I like it.
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