The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
) h2 D( q, F3 T. h) F! Dtrying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
4 ?9 \/ r+ P8 z" E9 p$ ]+ t'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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. V/ N- b' j( \# H# l7 ]'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

3 k7 M; ^9 T7 {/ G. g'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
$ m. b8 o: J4 w4 ~7 i" t. Y0 [# H'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
/ H' Y7 z0 J" }7 n  T6 r' M'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
) v! o1 ?% X/ L. D% V  h& F% u'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

$ _$ E/ E. [+ A% H" Z: f. [All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
  \4 q5 J4 j1 K1 z7 W6 q4 jWithin a few days,
6 C1 G7 ]3 A: T- h6 I, a. Qthe brain had a terrible headache,
! @% Y' A1 p! V* J4 zthe stomach
6 t3 b& K) K' j& y) }: C. z" dwas bloated,
( T0 w! A; l" H9 i! _# Ithe legs
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the eyes
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and the
blood
was toxic.
# o; z6 O" }9 e* n, R- \3 v, M: GThey all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
- @1 U& u1 |) b5 rThe Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
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