The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

, ?$ H( M4 [- w$ |All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
$ k* P+ `2 M, |7 D3 r. _7 q; z" Ttrying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
# V. q. \4 E, _- L# s$ _* H7 b3 E'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

# r) w3 d- ^! i" A( @; n/ C'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'


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stomach
,
'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

2 F8 m" G  G# j+ k7 h: J0 `1 X, Q'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
+ J7 N6 t; }* I'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

+ ~9 ^+ Y. C* j$ q. S' o0 F% oAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
6 U4 X- w" O. e& W7 ^0 b' P6 nand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
) d7 Q7 \& Q. Z% |: P/ yWithin a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
$ j) _, S1 n: sthe stomach
was bloated,
the legs
got wobbly,
the eyes
got watery,
and the
blood
was toxic.
They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
  S! m8 ~8 N, d  n  }7 R% t5 J' ?The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
7 \0 y& v2 l8 m0 {/ ~( tI like it.