The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
& i# S0 t& {, o) \trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

' w! I; P2 f' V'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'



+ R6 @9 [! H$ l'I should be in charge,' said the
5 Y' s; y- T2 o0 F* Bstomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
4 P" b; S/ ?, h2 p4 e7 c4 p'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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: n. Y: E" Q# e# v; B( o'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
7 R( N3 H3 c- A, }- s'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
0 J' y$ N. ]  V0 b'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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2 I. ?! A4 {) X0 r( y  ?All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
- B1 J' ^$ m8 q, _$ ^% _/ Land insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
was bloated,
the legs
got wobbly,
the eyes
! {( Z3 w' V' {- H8 Ggot watery,
1 `1 U9 S- I$ a6 r8 Land the
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9 N1 h9 C6 r2 H4 s, N% Owas toxic.
They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
. f& W: F0 W. m9 v4 P& r2 {The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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+ d' s2 r/ W( d$ `9 U[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
I like it.