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Blonde Car Accident1 J, d( b0 n9 K4 ~# a
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.. y- t- `; U1 t0 i' R4 M
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.. W1 v! e! a3 @. T& z& ]5 |
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.; ?+ r8 `8 f, v* y$ L
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.( R. e' z$ \$ b- J& Q' b1 _8 J
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.7 q7 l1 d* B$ }
% ^: ]; A& H O" x8 J3 {7 s9 C; ZLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.9 i$ @ c* D0 o
4 Y- R7 a' f4 `4 {: {8 QThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.- Z) P$ @/ i( W4 D1 C
5 U w: v0 J, ^: m- |4 a9 x6 bThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"' w% i8 r1 j* O% l8 r* g, b1 j4 e
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Rowing Your Boat2 t+ l4 @) I5 @0 r; ~
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"* U/ l) @9 V" K# a4 g0 h
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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: M/ F( V T4 L3 NI Want to Buy That, F5 o* n: m0 I9 Y
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.8 T0 _. C9 E% q7 T
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.( h6 z9 z% _3 W' _8 l2 e& Y
5 u* m8 K7 a, _+ {6 ^& mThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.. F/ L6 i. f; | D. m3 Q# {
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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; ?. N* o# s, X% X- dTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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" T g7 {# B' _: t5 Z7 E: DThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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8 {; ]# _8 |, [; O8 LThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"7 K, D3 Q: I( Y0 C
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Are You Really Sure?
; V3 c0 T. q; v1 N9 OA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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* s7 {, w8 R! k7 Z0 J* HIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."2 _% X. u4 C. k& P) r
l' r1 r0 j. V5 f5 f" xOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"2 ?5 F Y+ p5 `- ^( _( A
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."8 G6 \0 i7 V2 ?0 n- z
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Blonde Sky Divers
$ _" R* H, V v! W2 Z# M0 P9 sA blonde and a brunette are skydiving., N( D, u+ C* l) U6 p9 f- H
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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! J: O% l! ^2 V6 M5 rShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.) T$ [* I7 v8 b$ V9 Y5 c; F" {
2 {1 u5 q8 b( w, m5 _/ a3 UThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"$ ?( ]; p- b- L, ~/ I L {* \7 |
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