Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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+ Z- f: c. ~& M* D' A7 D  _He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

) T( w; \; [- }* oLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

) U/ P1 t8 X  Q( cRowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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& Q) C; H6 u. s" zThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

2 ]" n& v/ u6 w  Q* S8 n: WTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
0 l) T7 ]% x: j( ?3 {A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

5 k. r- m. F2 j7 M; N' yThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

. x- ~) B( s5 cThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

- |% G/ H4 a: z  w) f- nFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

0 N" E' `% U1 ]& \9 @1 x% \Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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9 {3 U9 j/ E7 V3 y0 h2 H; @The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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$ _$ Q/ a* q  O) m# Y2 `% y4 PThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Are You Really Sure?
# H3 `) A) G. |% E/ r8 KA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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  M- v. ~4 k  x: `2 vIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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) C: T' b- ?1 Y* [% p( }Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Blonde Sky Divers
+ f4 X& u( o# D/ f% X" d# rA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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1 N5 ^- w1 r# b! K' @. sThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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$ ]" `6 T7 ]( s2 B6 A3 s9 Y! KShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

5 O0 |/ f4 E; \The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

; ^! V) Z; c, J9 n" x- b[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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