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Blonde Car Accident" ?$ D# [( K9 ]' n7 c, P7 a8 M
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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' v* U# j, }8 _' P- \5 v; s+ GHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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2 M) \3 D( c! q- l S0 Z+ fFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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^& R% i/ h; ^3 X4 JThe blonde started laughing.' S) G0 i% O2 K$ W* u0 t
, j0 D1 \, C" H* DThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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1 f$ u/ \- y! _0 y6 ^2 D+ {This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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6 t$ {2 ]# F! _) P3 X( {. U$ ILivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.# |3 T% V* H4 i- u' B( W
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
' l8 Y- P+ T" ~* x6 p6 n) [Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That [* m$ o- d7 w+ B. N% s
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.) V9 v+ f8 f, F
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. u9 P$ Q8 @+ U( r9 U. d/ @
' ]. e# m2 g3 w, dThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.0 c: I3 V! D- `9 q3 P
9 m: N$ `/ r7 h/ t# q" DFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.& s2 D, ?/ ]; U% v5 m9 g; j+ H
' `6 R7 c Y/ }! N0 F4 bSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.% ]$ b a! K4 \2 t
; x- u& Q5 b) a# Z) R; {* xTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.0 P% n5 V \' O5 v
7 u( P- K: `+ N- yThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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* i+ ?( y- C* [. P6 |1 W1 OThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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& M2 m5 E; x; ^' |0 uAre You Really Sure?
+ v# z8 P) T& y' X& ?1 `- F% @& EA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"9 p2 ^+ ]8 m# g4 F" \; `. b7 H' l
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."' b' b% q( M6 S* j: X) u+ b
9 B2 ]* l5 a) _8 v3 V6 ^* G" u/ @Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"* E/ N! X K% v3 p* h6 b
7 a1 y8 ]" t" y1 i: s6 t* ^' a9 v2 dThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."- G# x2 D9 r% ^7 b+ x( j& o% {
6 {% J% d9 D; u+ }$ fBlonde Sky Divers" n* P3 \4 c% D1 X: \) Z9 n
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.' M& @: A& g6 i' ~( h
5 H+ ]/ a8 D% w- I) yThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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$ t0 D& j) q/ iThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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