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Blonde Car Accident W8 e: P$ p* G
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.; {; F! h6 o( j
2 R* p b+ c; FThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. R4 v$ U4 N. @5 h. h* f
1 }. `2 x; U9 E. P" Y' y# |" gHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.0 ]5 ]7 v+ n" Q* k7 }2 F1 B
# o- ]9 Q" ]" o h9 wFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.) c& v c) o% t3 L* H$ k( T, _
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The blonde started laughing.
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+ ^1 G8 Y, C9 D+ M2 A* g6 ?) qThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.% j- W, T' J+ ^# w# T3 x2 q$ u
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.' @; Z0 A" _, m9 S# K! a
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.9 R: f; Y* t, e/ |
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
1 e, U- Q, Q( ^5 yTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"- }, ?: q' y% X# @, t
" J3 t# H1 i7 ?/ }* t$ V' z# S4 dTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That" k3 P+ F7 ^( k4 W: f
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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, F5 ~& _' Q# a# f( R& h0 {+ `7 rThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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/ r0 t: E; o7 \% z6 f# o% m8 JThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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2 b. B) m% i' f1 N: tFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. |$ ^; i9 G4 [4 t, r
$ b7 l. h, y" s7 v0 e7 eTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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$ @& p* S2 g* t4 u jThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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; h0 N6 \! m8 E2 P @! M. e7 M' NThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"% a$ ^6 [6 o* V3 g- C' S# w
. R; X* V7 x% b5 g3 ?Are You Really Sure?& o8 ^( K1 T0 g# Z1 Z1 [
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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8 |, N6 d0 Y% G5 r+ @) O# LIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."+ ~' @5 W' L# G/ K+ D
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"8 _- x+ R. s5 b/ N7 V
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."9 }" y1 \$ U ]6 x' |+ P
w" j3 K. Z* p' W, D+ Q: M* u NBlonde Sky Divers
4 \5 S# t7 G9 a% D* y: m, x" aA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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% F. I7 P* h- ^( y' V5 wShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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! \" N' M9 z# j( G8 `# G, Y' ?, C[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ] |
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