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Blonde Car Accident
$ f( a$ Z7 h. x1 T6 wOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.9 v" G7 i6 t7 B
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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9 N' e) H* O: o+ o: QHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.9 n. z4 O" d0 L' d
5 _1 @0 d; r$ h6 e" }( o2 {Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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. z l/ c+ D0 x3 L+ qThe blonde started laughing.: ~9 P) j( c) k8 @6 w
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.% r3 R1 a8 {! i+ }& P" B
' x k9 S/ Q/ Z9 c! l" dLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.7 a2 [9 _* `& c
- l1 S( A* o' c# ]2 v, qThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.$ g- d, P4 h, K; H9 M* `
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"; c# J' m/ j5 j5 M# q5 e9 e' ~
/ @, A M- S' I6 `6 ~: {Rowing Your Boat/ v" }9 ?. T! ^/ V9 b7 e
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.; I; X# U" W9 j: K1 Y" V2 w
" H. Q4 N6 h/ r. E8 u; VThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."; L) q) l! c7 t( P
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I Want to Buy That
% q# w0 G* A+ Y, w8 V# O1 AA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner./ M! z$ q, ]/ |7 @+ D% _& Y; y
" i C- N+ |) I% S$ M+ JThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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$ G0 u7 f6 d8 ZThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.; ]) v* x, s& y% c# d
, N4 }, K+ u( P; f$ ^- gTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.8 e) ]4 T/ d) l: }# a/ F* s3 \
2 Y) m+ X; r. s( h8 i' QThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"1 `5 ?8 K* P6 X% U7 a
) b: U$ P" ?9 b( xThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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" R4 o2 B( z4 [) n: j7 O2 y2 xAre You Really Sure?
* J8 F1 E3 |# x- i! T* B6 pA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?": B* ~& E# R' ]$ l( o8 E6 {
6 X$ p. h9 p9 [: PIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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+ ~& U# t0 n9 Q o' [) Y6 W: BOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"0 I" Z( r( f5 R: w
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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I' }( J9 [) ^5 VBlonde Sky Divers! G, k7 {$ I1 g4 i; Y) j
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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5 l V$ u& P( O, ^The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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9 K- o" Y3 G4 {3 v; g: ]The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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