Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

. ]0 K  z9 d+ L1 t( VHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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2 r) f5 K" Z! N$ sThe blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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5 B$ O1 u* q# p; c/ H" ]Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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1 ]5 U/ c/ H- W' [: eThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
( c4 \2 C, @- w2 u5 A0 F5 q, {; \) zTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

: |" a, ^& a8 M5 B# v) gThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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* F& A0 C' W5 c" _, ETo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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- [2 j1 e5 m! \# j9 RI Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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# @* z+ v4 e+ |; VThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

! N% R' k2 A- ~1 LThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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4 d- o* d0 w2 r* z) `The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Are You Really Sure?
! z. w% Q' Q8 ]& y2 C! ~2 Y6 M0 |A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

2 ~& P" V& e3 |1 C! I* iIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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+ s6 }; q" R( h' F5 FShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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# C7 c) [2 @  c( l3 p' jThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

# E( H2 y( H4 Y3 }. I: c0 w[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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