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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. d* L4 T! i6 Z- @& u- o6 M# c
j4 P2 n `/ ~1 oFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires./ A, I+ |$ U4 D0 k- Z; D
" m7 v8 T3 d9 z9 H$ W1 J7 W. EThe blonde started laughing.; N' D# S! n! P; J, O$ b2 |
7 W' U) ~: j2 LThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.) e! h9 ^5 z, t: o' f, E) X
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.9 Y# m& o% M: ]
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.; s# C& P6 Q9 W
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!" W' w u6 U) v7 ?/ ^6 S
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Rowing Your Boat
( j i, L/ O6 ]. ]) h# PTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.# Y9 s7 _) m7 i. V$ c" ~! ?! |/ I
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!", C8 D1 ^" U, L% z+ h. S
/ s& _' K8 q" f7 `3 \, yTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
8 n4 h5 e* J. m' ~A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.# l0 l5 z7 k, u" I
1 l, n6 F0 @7 R- f4 k5 @ R$ S/ lThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.3 {$ c7 |( V# |, f5 E8 u
L, A1 B% l7 ~& |3 A9 gSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"" I6 g! C; H0 n5 z
# ?+ I) }1 H: @7 IThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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+ q& l9 x4 S5 Q, U$ sAre You Really Sure?& N5 L) ]8 \1 Y, s- `; [
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" }. p- C4 g' ]/ x' l* V
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."( g$ ]! U7 N5 Q% ?& U- Y& E3 \
( ~' E6 X/ Q2 F! a. EOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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- f/ S& b0 g1 l% \0 E- WThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.". U$ p! \" U' {
; [. ^% h( O k r+ ~Blonde Sky Divers2 d. F' F( ~' G7 l4 k* v3 m4 @; S. B
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.1 T# A5 L: q+ C# e) r
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.1 P7 M3 e+ m" k; r8 R; ?: g$ n
4 A( }4 p* o$ C" fThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"8 M! |: L, A: A8 g( \
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