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原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559
+ Y) b6 b; e, z Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.4 Z1 p5 g' U, ?2 i
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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2 {9 E+ }3 b0 `; E3 O9 T1 } One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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) d2 J) R* a; ] Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.. O+ e( o4 \0 R: f. g
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。5 |3 E( `. j( o4 X4 h" r6 @
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.$ n' u e! J0 N9 P- P7 T, Y
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。2 A: ]4 B5 f1 ^3 k i
; v0 t/ m3 W8 c$ ~0 e. [8 d5 C% ` Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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/ _: }2 |. r" @( i+ } 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。7 e' H) ^ Y! t5 [8 H
' c) _; y5 N r% ~+ Y: N4 M! s, A Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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' m" w U9 S4 s% u 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。% X% U+ g5 l& J4 Y
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。0 b7 j& P; G* f0 O1 F6 f( q
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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8 b9 Z4 U3 V& [ {- s* x0 ^+ r7 [ 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。/ {# D! I" }$ q. N
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.6 k5 n( [6 ~% F- z8 d! g
* ^- t- q( `' T ]- j 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。5 {( D3 j$ v6 ^' r$ Z) a8 m& l6 h
+ I T9 b7 {. b$ h1 D* F Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop./ S1 S3 l( a" F& q' w% q
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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7 [- P* N7 L M+ X, E Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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5 s6 @7 n/ c/ l 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。 @, r! P! Y( r; W y' t
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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5 [& r% [5 [1 D5 u( V$ g- c “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。8 r9 n( h+ b5 T$ X
% ?* |, A3 u x0 e1 j" {6 V There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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l. n* E, |0 ?2 H( N 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。+ [2 E) x& E* d( g2 @; H7 _
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!* i7 t% n4 W* y1 G8 s
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.# u/ s- J2 c; x' K* n: K' L
; T' V( Q' o+ N" `! t) ?+ i* O0 ~ 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。8 @8 J9 u8 ]3 C m9 b' H9 j
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When two’s company, three’s the result!+ }5 c( y9 [9 y: W* K
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!4 V( u9 d" Q5 R6 [
' ]5 Q2 c6 P4 q' d( T A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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1 H' k4 M. y8 p 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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) K7 D- C1 g2 J, h0 m0 W2 S The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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8 y% N- X7 P: O) H; Z% _$ X The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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