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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
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Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.1 V' h6 N0 B0 A
3 d$ c4 A# x% I9 D% F# @ 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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' Y4 d) @3 B6 J7 z2 ^, A1 V One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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6 V7 ?5 D( l& j1 W/ s4 A 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。& Y0 X" v4 f) Q) B
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.9 i, ]. Y4 h* \7 Q) c, h
7 c. R, Y- U. x! J" o 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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- A( _9 X( y* g- _5 s Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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& W1 @0 S' B' N. m 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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" Q4 b5 o* z: g: O J9 O The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。& w3 c, q! T; K. x, b6 Q
$ h8 d$ H7 I2 p7 b, Q0 D2 L. Q1 X- B: G1 B1 Z Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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e9 C* i0 K4 m1 a! l 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。% _$ m* k! v4 y; D; I* ~- ?. q" |
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.% i6 f6 s+ C( m2 P' X; B. k
: H2 g% s( g- d 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。2 i- k0 z$ O2 x1 C
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.7 X# z; Y" h7 F9 O: d- w
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。) C9 L( ~, i9 q
& f3 K4 |) D A3 F6 ^ V) ~# U. R Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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4 G4 y4 V, {2 X' u, \+ Y 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。: R7 P( Z2 Q% Q+ Q
: j: i; h2 R& W/ C' s% D+ e “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。! `' ~4 |: X4 ]9 l" g/ l F% _
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?* O- A: g G$ c
* l( |1 S) ]4 ~# T6 W* A! x6 P 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。6 }' ~/ L9 `5 x0 T6 B
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。2 q6 O3 q: A8 O
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.% b8 g5 ]5 Q2 c' P7 y9 h
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。' e7 Q' b+ [0 @, k" o
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When two’s company, three’s the result!
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5 X @- ?# _6 M0 ^ A0 u 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!9 L+ { ?8 o/ O; v+ `, }2 N9 y
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget./ O4 c+ T6 E! |- P0 I
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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0 m8 v( G! ^, O$ h" m 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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