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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 $ y+ f! u5 n N; _1 X' l
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559
' X) E2 G, w# z5 p Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.4 p# U+ ?& U z$ [
7 p( U% I' i* z# @ 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.0 G" S% }, ?& t/ ]2 j
* u- K ^5 ~" `/ p! K" c0 k 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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$ B' F( L) v0 p9 W: z U, M1 Z 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.( M6 C) |0 T0 s* Z
' z& k* x' F8 ]5 x4 y* X: Y5 k7 w 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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$ [, p( m+ ^, G* ]' S Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.5 o# C$ O. h2 y% v
, h5 Q% N, [2 t6 W2 {$ \9 H2 h 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。; I8 ~* l3 H" Y
+ c# M7 ~+ h6 e( V( p- r) k Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.3 f( ?! r/ X) s) d$ |1 u
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.3 s$ Z; }5 S+ E- S& E
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.3 @4 x- @" K6 }; r5 a5 [4 x
" U0 y3 s/ U1 K; z( _ 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。9 r: c, G( J; K7 l! L
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。8 k0 W% F3 r% T' F
/ Z1 n/ X! i5 {( [ M8 y. P Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。" a7 D# E- Y2 E8 N8 e; [# b
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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- c+ s$ _7 H3 S1 o b8 }/ m$ c There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning." S" U7 {) a- f' K. ?
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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7 h( {. I* A1 _% F k3 ^ “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?* t2 @0 B2 Z2 a8 O& }% i
( q" n. o# A7 L4 p/ ] 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。3 \: I% [, S! t% Q( p# u0 D) X6 t
& j* T6 i) U7 L8 q% U- f" } “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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: s+ [& U% j$ Z God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends./ m4 D/ C# U# n( a( a2 q! ?4 h n
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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4 a O# c' i4 j: x When two’s company, three’s the result!
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! y( L0 h- M! w0 g- R3 i 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.% D9 F& x0 w) K
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。6 s: o! J9 Y t0 K/ b$ U4 K, p
/ a' j/ _& M% n: t+ B The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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3 Q$ e$ t; B" L4 C" u9 x4 o 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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