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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 8 @# n$ T$ k0 s6 m2 g
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559 9 S/ N, k9 G1 }+ d9 ^; _( h
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
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+ j# _2 d0 n4 N 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。. v. P4 b, r2 {2 P! K7 ]' U8 U }
/ K& V' _' v" `5 E One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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7 V1 E# `$ }5 }0 {" d; q9 V 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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. V @( I5 g- |+ R$ Z, } Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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2 c4 T9 F- b- t- P1 q 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。0 I3 X6 P2 D* \8 E& F$ w5 t
. k; z+ q; h: `: G L Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.7 r2 ^" _9 Y2 x
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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+ T* x, x* G& _ Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two. O S2 Q. ^, n; l3 W- |! g; \
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。* f5 g0 d9 F1 [1 R8 k2 t& p
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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3 S* w* M* L( F& g, K- M 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。: t3 J% M# K& _. ]. v' l
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise./ g t* Y& z$ L0 q0 n
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。" W; j) j& x# m6 d
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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( d7 y2 [8 p, U* \" ~! c5 ? f Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.3 v* h, Y6 `( U& H2 u8 |
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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& I8 K! m y; U “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.- U) ?* [5 g6 [; S! v
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。4 O5 C( ^2 q6 e s& s
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning./ [/ R% Y% [! R! Q; _6 }
3 o: i7 x9 x' s& v' N- R 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?2 y0 i6 k# K9 Z! ~& Z* o
. f; a9 w& E: d, i8 t 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。* Y6 |( ]- ]. c" X2 u; g
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!2 ^! i7 h, H) \& u* f! X- E
( x8 R- \) k) I4 W 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。4 A/ V, N& V4 R: L
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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3 y6 o* E/ E* X/ p 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。- [1 p# y" i; O2 N; i3 c$ Z1 C; b
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When two’s company, three’s the result!/ I7 x4 b5 m) G* i/ E& u$ W
2 g% F: s% Q+ B! c" O 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!! X7 {1 k0 d& t& [0 t# e& g# d s
. C9 D1 R1 j+ Q9 N A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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5 Z: w) g# e7 j2 K* F7 Z/ v 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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/ U9 o5 u2 Q! [1 c7 W2 ~ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.8 P9 e9 P% m" |% b" j) K% h
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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