Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
& |# B/ E) h/ s. ]A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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- ^) S' m6 h& k& dQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
& m- z" i7 D4 e5 E7 V4 L' GA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

6 z0 Y- C" n# {/ z. g0 {7 LQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

3 F1 ]3 h8 J2 Z  y  y6 mQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

# y/ d' \- `* F8 [: EQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
! ?( @1 M, m  {+ \" bA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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: Y- a, Y" t1 B& qQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
" v5 [9 k$ r4 |A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
! d' Q+ I& ?; dA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

' u! [. e  H0 T) Z6 E- cQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

, T+ F. T8 M8 D0 u+ }Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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