Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
) m8 m% Y, z8 p4 qA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
. n1 ]7 K: v( d3 {4 S5 r  QA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
8 `9 \5 j( z7 G  i, c& _1 ^  vA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
1 m! I6 `8 T) s9 _% KA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

* w& ^3 O  ^' @. P1 B6 z/ dQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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, F" ~  {2 L- [- Q; rQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
: w- t) A' D! H* S# l! dA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
. x1 d9 U: B6 j) z; a8 a' OA: Heavy psychedelics.

, b7 I9 O) j; P! _9 ]Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
$ V9 e8 k9 ~+ V+ s5 P$ F2 ^0 PA: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
; Q1 x/ T% h9 y  a+ K" _# aA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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