Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

* @% K. ~' G7 C3 yQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

# ]" i) ^  w+ K: T9 eQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
5 c- m& w- q: [8 X' e% ]A: Your car.
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, d5 `% v; D- W, r' X# YQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

" A2 r# h7 S0 n! y+ ~5 t: T$ f8 tQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
) W" Q4 c. C/ D) AA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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+ Y. B4 f. V# i5 Y4 @Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
3 G; K, d- O) z( v) qA: The color.

5 A6 V$ @/ b" y: a# b# y. ]Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

! `9 A# I  Y0 ]7 s1 `! wQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
1 M+ d* x6 c- v3 A. UA: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
3 U  t% @! m. n  J7 ?A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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