Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
  ~) L5 {' D( z% w# m! ~0 g7 u. pA: Your car.

/ Z' ?/ f. }5 Z+ `( O! lQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
, ], f6 K9 M, t9 ~5 ?! JA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
8 |+ [' z0 }3 N4 s, c7 F, ^1 sA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

4 ~. s3 |- {& x5 k* BQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
+ G; Q6 Z. }7 s2 g! V: {A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
6 K+ X+ X: n4 @3 \A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
( y# \. U' H+ j  D& q$ i: A; }A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
2 s/ H: H/ |( B+ xA: Carry loaded weapons.
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3 k; Z: L0 I9 l/ L1 `Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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