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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
( X- B* A- j) b5 kA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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+ Q& F* Z; o- y. p( H( wQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 6 h1 R. d  |! F* Z
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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/ `; u7 c+ C0 O# [: eQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? 2 k$ H! F8 `4 Y
A: Your car. 5 ^9 H, y2 f* Y
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 8 J; O* \5 A' t6 D4 @9 p* o
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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6 Z8 J4 F' W) D* n/ G: [& R( }Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 5 R+ r( {2 I& E; _3 i. Q$ K
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. - j" {0 ^" Q* H0 k
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
# x" I* j5 s6 x1 r- r$ h% @1 a* \A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.   o- J# K% u9 G& W
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? ' z3 J3 m( d$ G; {$ f& Z
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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2 d3 v% y  e* ?0 y6 o  P) }: D9 ]Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
+ G5 i* K' R) O$ k3 @3 L0 dA: The color. " i* ]  u3 o& m
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 8 B; K0 `- ?) X  d$ d
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
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+ @2 `# B/ p0 y. |% w9 k! i6 p7 fQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
% w- \# @9 n& q% F* A9 V0 vA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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