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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
+ [/ e+ {* }. o) `- dA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
' y$ f0 A+ T: v* f- |A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." - W' _ f3 P! M
( ] |! C& L/ }* q& IQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? % I4 N' K" b; r/ v# l0 y
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? * i. R0 `$ y/ {( U
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. ( Q, j" ]/ a* v3 B( |9 B
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
. J) z! R% B7 D/ y7 f3 a W$ lA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 8 M/ V" Y" y' t" _& a) }) ~
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? / I N/ }6 b. U: x% ?+ B& l a# c
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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' ^& T' Q6 [1 QQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? ( T$ Z) V9 P5 ~$ M3 o/ ?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
2 h% K' c& A2 UA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? $ f7 \& ?8 b$ V
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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/ Q2 A/ ^/ G4 z5 o: jQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
! z0 [, Z& }0 z0 l5 `" k$ CA: Carry loaded weapons.
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6 m% u% b& O* I( L3 v" oQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 2 [5 M+ Y0 ~* h: q. G) m/ e) V
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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