Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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& j: Z+ F: G/ [Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
# ~* ~9 G. i9 y' I' XA: Your car.
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: K" S6 v5 H) W8 i4 n" VQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
1 t& y% C- E* S% y& F5 H7 n) [7 |A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
7 O) o" L4 r$ f" w" o$ vA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

) T+ h2 B$ n6 u3 s( iQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
! [7 ?# [: W* {+ Z/ s! M; S( KA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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6 s, }& g& M( f2 E3 g. y( C0 [: pQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
0 {0 W( G4 ~8 S; tA: The color.
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) d! P/ G2 E" P1 P& V' V6 e; uQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

  N  N+ B2 n8 O& W4 b/ b8 K" \Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
; R# J4 x$ s# w. DA: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
; s6 w) s" V5 Z: f! p1 D1 z6 }4 ~8 hA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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