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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 3 r" {( ?1 w0 D' H
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
5 b8 d/ J! @6 z' l2 a$ YA: What for? He can't see my license plate. L4 y- h3 I6 D% F
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 7 M( T9 `- g+ {/ B9 ?; }
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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! o7 E# T5 h' p1 c' f2 R! QQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? 3 O7 V0 \" c! j
A: Your car. 4 U) ?: ~0 u, ^
% C; Z/ X& K( p+ D ?& zQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? ' k4 w5 N2 q0 N# i
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. / ]; j! j7 h: C$ u5 y( {
' ]( g7 B0 {0 p. U: @Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? + o7 s% @( H: N
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 0 V: q' l4 k# H# J. ]% f" k$ X
" G2 y- e/ i: d" E8 e( |Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
; M. P# U3 t7 Y9 uA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 2 t1 i( e/ i1 B" q( S0 [% u$ C/ B
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? ( g) n3 u+ e7 s7 a& B9 W" P/ @ k
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. / f( L) h K! A) X( L+ i
1 Z {- a7 u% n5 N) t* QQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
0 L( ?" m( q; GA: The color.
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7 Y4 N/ g* u3 \ W; D% WQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? . A5 r4 J' b$ c# y) ]4 B
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 8 V) F+ h" c! U" v1 ~- ~
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
3 K4 o# \& s% e3 GA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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