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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
! O( I: C9 q7 A. DA: What for? He can't see my license plate. * W6 `& a G: u3 @, w! L
0 K2 m) S5 F+ a' f! G& ~; |Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? . }1 d# [2 W6 o) O+ t' E; W
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." ; q+ D' y% w7 I* L, Q2 V ~+ ?
/ R+ g- s7 r, yQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? ' n$ X4 e9 V, N8 ]1 m, K
A: Your car. : E8 _- X2 C, g* h
; ^) |$ M5 S+ S9 k2 K# }Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
) f/ P3 A7 ^& N; M: }* Z6 U& eA: Be too drunk to find your keys. % d4 H# g% e( U1 W3 d( L
' j" p( ] [4 K6 hQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
+ n7 t5 B% ?) @( jA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. * n9 k5 `/ m* i5 |
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? ( v3 R! p- Y& p5 R8 D3 L$ G, w- Q
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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; r: w# U0 ?. i( C5 h8 k5 {+ _( ~Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? " m+ B( u+ @3 a# S* t' F/ g
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. + P$ t' U5 S4 Q, s
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
& f& E7 m1 \# R2 C; JA: The color. 5 s/ e K1 a( @7 z; V
' E- h8 R. t8 g KQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? U$ H6 t d" Z2 \ d; W U
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
7 X0 s6 m+ I! U* h7 \& K$ f; Q5 zA: Carry loaded weapons. 4 R {) s$ J3 L; A6 H% E
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ' V- K# p; g+ G Q
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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