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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 0 q# V, {* m9 I6 W. k
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
) f8 l5 t; Y% R: ~8 g8 ?# m3 a- dA: What for? He can't see my license plate. # t8 k: F' f$ n2 D' u4 ?3 B% B
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
" u8 q" C$ z8 u/ I; _3 I: F. uA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 9 ^+ ?( ] e p7 F) W
; [' L5 {) M3 j8 u2 AQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
4 R. H) P) ]3 h2 D3 IA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? & M- F' G0 w, P- R6 E( n
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. 2 f+ X7 S. d$ v7 X$ }0 ?% L/ H& q& t
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
1 a0 \' X* |( `% e, pA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. $ {& d2 ^& V& g# U
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
( V+ R1 d" Y& S4 Z$ i( P9 \; nA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. $ k% i# N7 p7 K- N8 k* X& _$ T' ^. |- V
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
6 y8 ]9 }) S6 B% mA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 5 V' ]9 a, B5 D1 e8 k& z
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
. Z2 y5 V6 K9 k6 `: F1 F8 XA: The color. % F$ {8 O$ |8 V8 p
% P3 F& I) t+ d( |! U" } CQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
( D. z& ~# x% y7 p# DA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 9 I c$ p9 g$ n7 P" ~
A: Carry loaded weapons. 0 Q, C# j/ g) W5 Y6 Z
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? % T: Y0 k& l5 I2 j' Q" b) J* d
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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