Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

3 E$ B) S2 t6 `Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
" ?) }. p7 z' U- }0 gA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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9 w0 c" V; g  Z$ ^Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
( D; d# n1 N# z% [A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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& O+ d* g8 v9 WQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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  n, O- _( i' `Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
  ?5 i* n: H/ U( z) T7 }  k. nA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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4 ^9 S' O4 M& t# F; xQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
  g+ ]- Z$ V- t' W, T; U9 D# p  UA: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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