Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
( X- B* A- j) b5 kA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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+ Q& F* Z; o- y. p( H( wQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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/ `; u7 c+ C0 O# [: eQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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6 Z8 J4 F' W) D* n/ G: [& R( }Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
# x" I* j5 s6 x1 r- r$ h% @1 a* \A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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2 d3 v% y  e* ?0 y6 o  P) }: D9 ]Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
+ G5 i* K' R) O$ k3 @3 L0 dA: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
6 F  K# \  `% z' o  N& C% U0 ~. ?# ^A: Carry loaded weapons.

+ @2 `# B/ p0 y. |% w9 k! i6 p7 fQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
% w- \# @9 n& q% F* A9 V0 vA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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