1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. ; p4 L5 h5 W7 }; n
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. % I! P9 v( t* _ ^6 q
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.0 ]- O, Z- }/ Y9 r# H+ @) i( a
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4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.6 r+ y$ O1 k* ^ {
Dave H - Hayward CA " g1 h7 p, p% V5 {5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. # B' ~5 V" t- Q* E& \/ h
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. ; X0 d: j) u2 l7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'. $ |! E8 ]: w- Q! ~8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. 6 P3 H: Q& ^8 Y; m6 a1 R( D2 x
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine. 0 q; Q1 c2 r/ ?" P0 K w
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 1 Q/ ^, ?, E) w9 R; Z4 i
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, 4 k3 [' L8 I' y, ~ ; X3 }( `$ d, \5 p; x j& wdid not get the first one, where is the pun
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, 1 ?# M# ~5 H1 ^2 }" O4 ~' k' `9 K# p4 `) }+ k, G+ q5 w6 V
did not get the first one, where is the pun
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4 N# F3 O k# [. @* I& Ui get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 : @: b; E( p1 u8 k & K8 u& f, { s, xgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, 2 W* r+ w W D/ j
7 G4 `; D8 h4 edid not get the first one, where is the pun
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it. , P! h2 N1 ]3 Y: ~9 z5 H7 r"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. ; n& D/ H$ {' x4 b7 M$ g* ?
原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表 7 }$ r; n7 z- y& K. i
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' J8 Z' q1 C' Q2 N" o6 I0 L"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it. % }( P4 n. m6 }, E: p3 _
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. & P( v+ W8 m" `6 @/ y& w7 \
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表 ! }9 D5 D; N. f" k
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0 x7 _2 c7 R9 b" U2 `i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.
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en, it hit me now
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发表于 2008-10-22 00:24
I liked 1 & 7 LOL
