10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
1 j8 q1 H5 X4 P% o4 @/ R2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
- i  w; H( R9 G/ o8 k( G3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
, z6 p! }& j8 U( s" m5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
( H! ]& [& G6 L3 `$ ?& `6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
4 H# g0 f7 e" [, Z6 [( l: X7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
! |1 Z  q! r9 \" w& c/ s9 ?9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
& g4 q  w& r+ d# ~interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

, y$ {) P  e6 |5 P8 w: p: qGrass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

& ^/ e# @! I$ P0 M1 KGrass could mena herb

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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表


are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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7 h% n6 F- S; _: b) q7 R- W# E6 ]grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

2 L+ U; {) b! L! v2 Nreally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

2 G. P' `" z; Y, N+ x"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
+ ]6 t# r  g; T; n7 v, P"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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& U) n; u2 P. A2 ~- R9 {3 E"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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! _$ o  E0 G8 U- W1 Een, it hit me now

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