10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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8 a1 }% u# `) s4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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( Y  H$ w; _& Y- Q& r3 k$ f5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
+ J0 h0 V7 Y! z8 k4 A  Q0 W9 G; R6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
& x' C8 I8 k9 D2 J: B7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
3 T4 D$ W& S- Y! d7 K, o3 o10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
; r( D8 A' P  h! F, j- M- pthis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

Grass could mena herb

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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

$ e- x  s2 v0 Y1 |1 F: {( X3 Lgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

: F2 l+ w; R, o, T0 ddid not get the first one, where is the pun

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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4 b9 I+ w2 d$ Idid not get the first one, where is the pun

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really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

- J. }2 ]  T7 ?* }( zgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

3 q' {$ i! E4 h; V/ Zdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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* y( c3 Q' z& y) wi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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! ]7 g/ z) a0 Q: S/ ~9 wdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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9 r  l0 R  X5 c* c4 j"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
& ^7 L: u3 E( _7 B7 Y0 \"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表


5 p5 ?: k5 v- F0 X; m0 W3 ?i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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