10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3 d: I. X6 ^. [, F  y3 J3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
+ l$ h2 M# `# t6 ~& B3 s# J2 k5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
3 S. q9 L; H4 u1 u9 j( E2 i  Y( J9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
- J" O! u" }, ^& I" t& Vthis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

! O, s+ k) U( vGrass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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. z: c3 y$ N7 h7 c" z0 I% sGrass could mena herb

+ w+ ]! Z2 v. c% xare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

1 Y5 I6 z$ ~% Q  [- `grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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! u4 C, n, f8 nreally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

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0 O; V: n9 [, N1 G5 ?i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

& d  v5 ~4 y8 a) L* E, Kdid not get the first one, where is the pun

"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
. k& c. Y" s9 c% m7 g"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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. G9 `- T6 x; ?7 U( K5 E"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
; m$ c  Z+ ?/ d"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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  D2 E/ C6 S4 l4 `. i- ^9 ?8 n: b8 u* zi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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