10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
9 S  I2 n% L: U& S2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
4 C- ?$ ]5 E" f% ^8 y5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
/ C0 t. C% n. Y. Y* s/ ~6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
$ H. k: R6 F4 D9 r' {; Y5 ^3 ~10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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Grass could mena herb

: _- x) D1 D, k5 Xare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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3 g+ f, g. ^2 m, Nare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

- [* r; l, B  {9 Y  dgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

0 U! p: Z# {( @1 i3 ldid not get the first one, where is the pun
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4 Q  v. i3 m1 x# S$ O3 Y8 V[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

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did not get the first one, where is the pun

really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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$ }( R$ P% F3 F. Tgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

8 t1 N; E2 g6 k/ Q; A  D, j1 idid not get the first one, where is the pun

i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

2 m" h; I+ S: zdid not get the first one, where is the pun

"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
8 ?1 _% S7 h; C- ]3 c! ~4 T! r- `"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表


"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
; c: m* p3 F* o6 Z! h"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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/ n' e. ?3 Z' N+ ^! w! Ti get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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