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发表于 2008-10-21 19:59 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
9 S  I2 n% L: U& S2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  ! l: p# Q: y# }) \& z) W( r, O
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.7 w+ J  ?! ?( G6 R7 S2 |" B( d/ K
Dave H - Hayward CA   
4 C- ?$ ]5 E" f% ^8 y5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
/ C0 t. C% n. Y. Y* s/ ~6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  9 G, f1 G0 t; L, K3 I
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  - a6 q0 Z, y4 `9 z2 V$ W# d
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.    M$ M; \9 Y. G3 g* z- f" p, F) U
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
$ H. k: R6 F4 D9 r' {; Y5 ^3 ~10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
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发表于 2008-10-22 00:24 | 显示全部楼层
wonderful
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发表于 2008-10-22 05:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表 . f* [' L  d: c9 F8 E% E7 Y
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one
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Grass could mena herb
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:36 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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Grass could mena herb
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: _- x) D1 D, k5 Xare you sure? not that convincing to me.....
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:39 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:41 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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3 g+ f, g. ^2 m, Nare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

- [* r; l, B  {9 Y  dgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, ) u& ~9 |' w1 g/ T

0 U! p: Z# {( @1 i3 ldid not get the first one, where is the pun
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4 Q  v. i3 m1 x# S$ O3 Y8 V[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:47 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 % g4 j7 o! G5 [5 G6 Z8 Q* Y

2 Z$ P) y  r! L8 _* kgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun
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really? never heard....then it is a good one.
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发表于 2008-10-23 15:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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$ }( R$ P% F3 F. Tgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, ( q+ e( O4 W: K7 _

8 t1 N; E2 g6 k/ Q; A  D, j1 idid not get the first one, where is the pun
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.
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发表于 2008-10-23 17:54 | 显示全部楼层
  I liked 1 & 7 LOL
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发表于 2008-10-23 17:59 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 9 f1 A3 ~9 K+ d
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2 m" h; I+ S: zdid not get the first one, where is the pun
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
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发表于 2008-10-24 09:46 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表 5 X1 }( a6 k+ m+ K
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
; c: m* p3 F* o6 Z! h"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. ( f+ z5 a2 `8 [* ^  |
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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/ n' e. ?3 Z' N+ ^! w! Ti get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:48 | 显示全部楼层
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