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发表于 2008-10-21 19:59 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
1 j8 q1 H5 X4 P% o4 @/ R2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
- i  w; H( R9 G/ o8 k( G3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.# [! z7 m5 R# S  w" h
Dave H - Hayward CA   
, z6 p! }& j8 U( s" m5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
( H! ]& [& G6 L3 `$ ?& `6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
4 H# g0 f7 e" [, Z6 [( l: X7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  1 |7 [8 [1 I6 y$ h- d
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
! |1 Z  q! r9 \" w& c/ s9 ?9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  ) w6 i! Y0 ?  j9 m/ Y8 V/ q) Q
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
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发表于 2008-10-22 00:24 | 显示全部楼层
wonderful
& g4 q  w& r+ d# ~interesting
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发表于 2008-10-22 05:40 | 显示全部楼层
小幽默
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表 % W2 s7 v& ?* a6 b8 m4 e
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

, y$ {) P  e6 |5 P8 w: p: qGrass could mena herb
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:36 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表 1 s) k( `) x: N+ O; `+ d3 o

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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:39 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:41 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表 ) z9 C4 \, k# u3 O) R. R+ F
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun* [0 {, a7 [; ]2 }# @% [# V

- V7 e) X6 I. V[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:47 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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7 h% n6 F- S; _: b) q7 R- W# E6 ]grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, 4 f6 u9 @+ q4 g$ J
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did not get the first one, where is the pun
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2 L+ U; {) b! L! v2 Nreally? never heard....then it is a good one.
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发表于 2008-10-23 15:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.
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发表于 2008-10-23 17:54 | 显示全部楼层
  I liked 1 & 7 LOL
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发表于 2008-10-23 17:59 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun
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2 G. P' `" z; Y, N+ x"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
+ ]6 t# r  g; T; n7 v, P"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. 1 L, k+ Y! L+ [4 X# p2 q- m
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:P
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发表于 2008-10-24 09:46 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表 2 L8 T$ b9 }0 X, |* T" ^

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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! _$ o  E0 G8 U- W1 Een, it hit me now
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:48 | 显示全部楼层
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