10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
# @4 v# |" Y, W* G' C& N9 }4 }2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
1 U0 ?, x' I' F- z' h; c# H3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
% W) [, q7 C+ L3 B% }0 w+ z, Y: k4 F4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
/ U  y! B4 n9 @5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
0 V7 d+ q5 c% I1 P8 y, Q3 q6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
$ ~9 O8 d1 Z5 Y  _4 x; N, ^; Q6 O7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
* V9 e' }: ?. N: _2 t8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
# Z' Q1 D! E- O7 \$ j; A9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
& @3 h& W+ o, o. [' _# F0 zthis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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Grass could mena herb

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瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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" l' w& g7 h1 Y: d7 i7 X; ~1 Q* Agrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

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" ~  U% d: i. u, breally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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. q( E) X4 i! u: W/ E, {did not get the first one, where is the pun

7 I4 \' \5 E' D4 n0 F4 M( Ui get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

2 p* d2 F& F- A* p- ^"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
/ r! |; s- v6 @8 ^"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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. E, N) h2 B5 L7 e' d4 ^8 y# Ri get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

5 k  q7 r4 [3 _+ Men, it hit me now

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