10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
. u) ^/ P/ e$ [" F' c4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
# s' L$ ~; _# W9 g5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
! ?) y3 q7 \+ M1 Z, v- b- y8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
! S0 d: U+ K" Y& a+ l) P2 M10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
. J% u$ d( ?, R% m. _- Pthis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

2 q' k: H2 \3 ]. Q* r+ y1 rGrass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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Grass could mena herb

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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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$ n% @2 E; O3 S3 \6 B; Rare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

5 ?3 G. [" o7 ^5 d3 z5 }0 E% V[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

3 g3 \: @# ^( O- D+ [1 v4 R- Ydid not get the first one, where is the pun

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really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

8 u( j3 O4 X4 B4 H) T4 G8 bgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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7 L3 @/ n5 [0 N$ m9 l- z, G/ mdid not get the first one, where is the pun

( J6 }8 a( @/ G( r) di get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

" z7 F% G% b2 K' a  F6 g"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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* b" ]% H- a: _  Q" K7 c4 }"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
4 L% A' }! P! A6 D, \; `3 y' T. _"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表


* j4 t! X; H, v* Wi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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