10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
+ _* M+ d- C, Q. R! y* j0 F( M5 ?2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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* u8 \5 [; D5 Q4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
% j' j2 s8 ~! c4 d1 R7 u5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
5 j3 [/ t' I; C) l6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
* \8 w! v$ u8 [% L9 b7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
* {" m# J9 S% A( d$ d7 b* j8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
5 c: C# d: I- {3 K) qthis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

- m. C7 Y. U+ Z1 b: Z/ ]Grass could mena herb

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3 t2 x5 B. H' ]/ yare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表


are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

7 h. D  u$ b/ |+ _4 E3 G2 Z: Fdid not get the first one, where is the pun
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[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

' b+ ]) X1 s4 }( i7 N- ]4 Vreally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

& R2 g4 ]9 M+ Q& ?! q6 O( s6 lgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

- H9 ^+ s6 n  y+ L' Bi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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# l2 l  ^* K( F( m+ G: Z"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
' A  D" T0 w* T& K7 `: F/ v  V# ?3 H"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
+ ^7 M. @4 N2 T9 k/ ~- {6 t"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表


i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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/ t  G& v9 \5 u8 j" a5 Oen, it hit me now

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