1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. . `; R6 P* N! ]- }5 A1 w5 x& P1 `
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. ' F' s3 ?5 J& j5 ]9 s
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me., Y8 k1 `+ r# b: N- `% }" E
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4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'. & U. i- [& z% S) u2 D0 bDave H - Hayward CA " ?9 E |& ~+ N# v5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. 5 j }, w# K& K) N
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. 5 K6 j0 {/ A8 H
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'. * a; v! m' u4 i8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. . C9 D1 y6 ]) C- n- o* B
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine. , P! O# B: D6 O8 a. O$ W* r10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表 % L1 ?6 r* x- U J% X/ x + S8 F1 b5 k7 h* k' P5 }5 ^ E& y" R5 F4 m# T; R1 \
are you sure? not that convincing to me.....
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did not get the first one, where is the pun/ h( [4 H* Y! R
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 3 t* @$ y! B2 a$ W& n8 y5 b* K8 M. b/ E' X( x2 U, d' V
grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, " G7 z, x2 j7 R E
4 ]! B; M/ }& f# ]did not get the first one, where is the pun
6 ~ k# w( }6 n! m 6 N) k' q& a; n; jreally? never heard....then it is a good one.
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 * P; w$ A- w* \ I: x2 Q& G
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, z2 f3 w1 Q2 l9 f! }, D8 R8 M: \& o1 v+ Y
did not get the first one, where is the pun
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it. - F0 \ m3 ~& a; v2 q"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. % H1 v3 w3 Q9 f& o( V7 I& _! Y9 t7 N2 o2 i' u
:P
原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表 ( W6 {! ^* j/ T2 J; I% Y1 Y
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- ^2 `1 Z. S! p/ C"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it. / c. o/ M. w2 `3 w"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. / k+ z5 y+ b0 J& s! _/ ^& ^) {
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表 1 w2 A7 S& }8 D p
7 F0 R: _9 ^* ]6 j6 e7 h- | " B8 x6 t5 s/ T% Z3 J: Ui get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.
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en, it hit me now
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发表于 2008-10-22 00:24
I liked 1 & 7 LOL
