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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' * ?8 C+ n3 ?" n
' K! Z9 R2 m$ T# ~! U( P( W7 hDad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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0 l" m7 n4 g* H" S i, D0 FWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. 4 H6 Z+ Q( h; a( V
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. 3 F% V8 R$ |# I; Y! o
, ]1 _, V; h: d- `7 jAnd your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
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' A4 m2 G% V& s3 x' Q/ PNow think about that and see if it makes sense.'
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. 2 a, _9 W% c( ?1 V7 M7 R5 x
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
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, g& Q" J1 k& Y; H4 v5 L; U0 K. sNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. 9 c. T# b5 X( s! t. F
He gives up and goes back to bed.
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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5 G3 W7 y7 I0 |# B# OThe little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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