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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
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& I# v6 x2 E* ~' H. s( I3 G0 }' c* iDad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: / n" F* n- l' s- I+ d
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. : k6 K2 d/ o4 z8 h' `. N8 F6 ?* W
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. 6 ~$ a5 ^+ l4 L7 o/ b+ a! D
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We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. 6 B$ S+ f- L0 k/ u
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. # \! v: _7 C0 {4 G3 `5 Z
$ ^5 u8 ]$ U0 h6 W! D1 dAnd your baby brother, we will call him the Future. ! `: O7 g1 {% G
! N8 ]0 s6 L. yNow think about that and see if it makes sense.'
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1 ]( H& a) i$ ?8 k3 {So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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: q7 r; J {2 r4 D3 |* M. lLater that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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" y5 z6 F6 y$ f2 T3 M- UHe finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. + {4 ^3 g4 W" V
, c$ ~1 V" C0 {So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. % D$ C3 C2 ?6 E+ j
! i! `2 q9 C) `4 q6 r5 L1 j- DNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
$ K, L0 a5 L0 ^3 u$ Y* V2 VHe gives up and goes back to bed.
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' . o8 X( R. @$ J
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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