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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. 6 k. K. `6 ?& F+ {8 i' R
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. " d& Y8 H) j/ w( k
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We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. 8 I0 b( l( j5 U( B9 G/ ]( E- U
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. 2 d A7 \/ U& n4 g0 j2 {+ S* |
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Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' 7 k4 h; K% E/ a
K" f2 q7 Y* I/ s3 Y4 LSo the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. 4 x6 z& B1 x6 j. Y& u5 M5 ]
' e% X) \. \, \5 uSo the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. 0 S7 G0 b* _- `9 Y- G% c+ X# i
. y; U4 z2 F0 v& L' q" yNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
& X0 C: `& w& IHe gives up and goes back to bed. ; E1 Q4 |& c9 Z e% l5 J
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' : g6 B) _3 J Y
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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% k" O" A% [* `/ [: K" e# QThe little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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