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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' ' f5 H3 C1 N9 p% c% l; o5 B
S" _+ k r, ?7 kDad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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8 b( t* c0 l/ q7 J2 }, _3 EYour mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. + R% X) l/ ?8 P7 x7 U1 ?, x
# @2 L% S5 y$ |3 K c( p3 AWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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2 E! x: A" v8 k& \9 R* q: R' c The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. ; p( ]% f; m1 H" i+ I$ O
2 r* W" p8 c5 Z2 ?$ d3 dAnd your baby brother, we will call him the Future. 6 `$ Z, n! q0 A4 ~3 @# ]+ }2 G
, S: f8 V$ Y) V6 Z; E, w3 LNow think about that and see if it makes sense.'
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0 o3 s& k2 p: D* y7 lSo the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. 7 u& e% @: F" A" _
& I- t5 u' `6 ^Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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9 S2 U' z T% u6 \He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. & K% J3 V+ r9 r& q
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
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Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
* H+ Q$ {7 T" c5 @3 y X) E1 tHe gives up and goes back to bed.
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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