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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. , Y+ k; L" u( U8 {
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. * u6 b* V" O/ p; W* p8 }
# j- G7 s2 t& i. o- ~1 ^We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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( M6 W' e0 d4 K3 P# X! ~- ] The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. 5 y6 H7 {' i! }. f) h+ c6 l
8 E1 h# [8 S+ s( q( s8 D5 ^6 ~. E: ?Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'
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. D- ^5 p5 u8 u+ G$ `So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. " G# ^( o z6 D$ L( k
7 c- j" s0 G7 }4 gLater that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. # y+ `9 n; P' X
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
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- p: _( s& k4 n% A) J/ kNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
! j w8 @6 `( H& T! oHe gives up and goes back to bed.
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" v0 V8 e6 w6 B# e |$ WThe next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
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* [; j' N* I* R6 d9 {9 B5 b9 l& QThe father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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6 ^: j6 S5 v5 jThe little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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