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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' N/ r) I& `2 \' O
2 \; f- n6 a2 cDad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: 4 j/ U8 M# F) f7 T
1 D$ p0 R. C0 GI am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. ! `" Y+ |' y; K. u, s( x! ~
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We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. ' p$ t, T7 }% X% W3 z3 j ~: ^( r. `
1 Z/ G& m( s( E/ n1 B! X J" T& k. qNow think about that and see if it makes sense.' 3 ^$ x l. W! _# S2 o) Z
) e1 x9 o3 e% C' U4 J! _So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. ' h! _1 w1 V8 d
# ]. S( o6 k( y4 M qLater that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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/ x" g( x3 O, ?! `9 Z4 S4 v5 W$ }He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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8 l. u- j* p6 Y8 o7 D+ I( N1 xSo the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. " Z; k: @% i0 s
4 R: Y+ |. K, r, d c+ S* v8 bNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
- c* z6 q3 t1 U" _! s; fHe gives up and goes back to bed. : u) n5 S+ d9 s" L1 m5 J$ H
, h4 X* X6 o1 n1 \2 ` n9 vThe next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' + B/ _5 P! u" m( U5 g3 l
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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