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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
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4 G5 Y% V2 _6 UDad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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8 A0 ?1 Z# s$ W" c; iYour mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. - ^! x. [* F. l4 \, D# D. f
" j. Q( a W/ a' w* sWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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" [1 g: }6 V' A' l9 m* B& G The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. 1 h; x" Z( J7 y" r% b% m l
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. " q1 g2 h+ Y ]4 P( N9 s/ z
% g6 Y+ q, R( Z% G) p3 {! k- @. U# {Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' O. x4 _- O% j% O9 x- D
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. + P) n: F( u# y
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Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. " g5 h, J( c+ |
( S5 C% M* Y& v* E; {So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. , ]2 k% |! S$ Q9 k! ]( @0 N9 @
! q7 J1 ~% |4 |7 c! z3 M! kNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
, I' S3 Z* s4 E* K3 T% `+ ]0 n' XHe gives up and goes back to bed.
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' ! m* c( |1 \5 _0 g1 ]# l" b
( R6 |) v' o0 h8 S' L2 t- pThe father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' & t6 G& @( j/ x( L
: [" `' i A% R1 `/ A6 u6 VThe little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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