Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
$ |7 N+ G/ C8 Pask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
/ r7 |0 r) g7 b( y( Xyou pay me only $5.
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" H' b8 C+ Z/ M2 C7 m You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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, q2 J: P# A" Q- ^& ^3 aThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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lawyer.
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5 `; d: ^1 U. u3 r8 q* `Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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! x! U: d7 K- _1 Q  uThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
2 z9 W, \) x6 Z" treferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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6 ?. u. K& `) X* M0 C/ v. B'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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; o9 L" k6 [$ C% j* g% ]7 lLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
4 O3 n& Y7 [" V$ [# C>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
, s7 @3 x& r/ L; U6 W) j; M>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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8 Y* k. @1 c  ^3 O6 S6 c>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
2 \* l  }! w! |' n+ c) |>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
) [3 y# E( N8 L3 C3 V, |>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
, e# G8 n4 C& x  D4 k5 }>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
1 O1 H/ C1 r/ I' t' D& k6 dA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 [5 \- b9 X) S4 J% g# Llong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 a) |# f* X' U+ f, q* cthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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" x( L% ?+ [  b& }好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
" R2 F. o: D* S7 ~好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
8 P% A( w5 {( w“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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( I: n5 j6 ?/ n! `3 M8 T: h全盘接受一下。

4 g1 l" M6 \, G: P& U. M4 d" x6 a真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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6 `3 N. T. N4 O  }, @$ j) G$ t真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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; _" ^& s1 r8 Q2 W( g/ }别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
  y2 P# T& S: y$ o+ M4 E加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

3 m, J8 x; ?  Y# ~真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
6 m0 L0 H4 t7 p" h5 P' o大学教胖还差不多
9 O! `" W6 A! d9 P. }% K/ w* `她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) i3 q; e2 R" [6 p  R/ _  _7 ~* D紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

, P/ f4 c7 ]9 w说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. I% l( t( ]7 U- g5 K7 i紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢