Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; d/ a, N5 w+ p6 W9 fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
1 o. [5 J+ w) C% N, G4 b; e: Bthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
3 W! j+ [8 B- M* t8 U, }  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
, P* z6 {$ _: P, T1 s, s2 D: lask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
4 B1 A! w9 Y; S( {7 c5 Q+ Dyou pay me only $5.
% f$ ^& s* x8 S7 y+ L# ]. o: u  @
You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

# n' Q( d/ Z( v( T9 e; yThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
& U: x7 Y# C/ m8 H* ^the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
2 q. |) T/ }$ ^2 i$ R4 X0 L0 opocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
0 O! h5 Z- w5 k) t- Y" M5 N
, w3 i3 D- c# O5 \The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
. n  E$ m  m9 M) @references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
+ @, y7 [; U2 j5 L. t8 e% y  R, Gof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
* M+ Y/ G! q9 U3 B+ T  b/ ~back to sleep.

: X8 n. R& ~, K3 t6 J# _% fThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
) h4 Q/ N8 _& E  p7 l& P" X8 B- J" _wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
- K4 H' r0 B1 B; A1 @0 o# u
The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
! u$ D; F) H  O/ Xand goes back to sleep.
) E8 U" U4 j, g: w, @- ]3 D% n

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
( K7 ?2 u  U3 |7 O6 W1 x* |) ^2 ~
* d8 L! ^% S4 Z; n/ V' w5 L% G7 v>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

. v4 \0 ]; z" L& ?$ r  T% [" K>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
5 [1 v4 J+ l/ }# u- M3 L3 h6 Y% a  O>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
- x6 L: o- E) Y3 H
; V# U: N6 g' ?3 s>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
0 x& ?  [; q/ ]! S>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

rstu491

金山毒霸下载免费金山毒霸wps办公软件杀毒软件金山毒霸下载~!！!~!!~

老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
4 ^0 v: ]8 [0 f4 wA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
6 x8 s+ U7 K, bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. A4 \8 Q& A, k) [- z/ J4 Vthe newfie would l ...

8 b* |  J. N3 r0 V' E- g- R7 R
3 |/ o# T+ i( _' [3 q
好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
( z- m) [$ ~- ?8 O. u! ?; d" Z

1 _3 w, j6 x  K& [! V
: S8 T/ m5 \% _1 d( O0 F% K好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
- C. [& ^( s9 O  `" O“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
9 e0 X$ y, m4 X( D( E2 U好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

1 J1 M( x$ K5 X, r真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
$ ^; e! b, b  ^9 D; {4 {
真聪明，偶像啊

! N& d4 I( f8 [# f
全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

5 S& }$ s* L* _0 v) o
全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

# t/ G; o: t. i' f7 @' w
- u+ M& l( e' h8 [别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
3 |7 ~, U: D) q3 R1 T! Z加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
# d, _; C+ G) h8 w% Y+ T
8 M/ |7 D, M. ^* p$ |! J真博学，偶像啊。

( c: G3 E+ `; i, n5 j+ `大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

5 l9 c. A& J- _( n! Q+ Z6 H大学教授哦，能不剥削？

# q- e6 A7 |6 V* c- d% ]+ r她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
/ j9 d2 M( E$ U她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

# Y. N) }5 @4 o5 b3 S# p说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 N1 C, k2 C% @( H3 v8 S: v4 e) V/ _紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

  Q+ R2 }# t$ b- l2 j哈哈，你们在这开小会呢