Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
- s2 c2 W# g% C. D$ C1 r! s6 Y he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
0 N# {/ C& S& q8 Y& o- W: c6 m/ ~ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
, R) r3 I$ L0 ~# {" P/ @; w will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
6 l. k# i5 C; t7 P. R  W; s1 M9 b* Vthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

# E( c1 Z+ g4 TThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
% v+ ]) [  Y% ]  ~, p9 E' _pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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6 Y, l* t2 j6 L0 [7 yNow, it's the newfie's turn.

% y0 K2 [- y4 v( ?( a6 L1 UHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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) k0 q1 r* j  vThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
: [+ _1 ?* N, d- p9 p: e. Xhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

1 z% r5 _' R# |The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
. E" c6 i  s( Xwakes the newfie up and asks,
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6 {* a0 ?& h+ k7 l'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
) U  q; d* h7 L( L0 Q% Ncomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

4 o, S7 m9 b  d9 k+ C3 X4 LLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
& ~' c- e. N2 Y; k, D>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
# Z9 Y' Q7 i9 x7 o! X8 U>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
6 I! B: w& k2 s( M>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

! |0 x/ A/ h8 n>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
+ w) F+ l/ w0 v$ Q+ l+ d2 l! E1 ]3 ?>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
6 D* y' o. F3 |  ^: M1 c+ `>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
" B' ^* j: p' m- a3 r>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# A# @4 r# e  v( c7 C2 _" w/ o% athe newfie would l ...

& ]3 A8 g  u7 g. e5 V/ f( l! I

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
5 p$ d; K- \" U* F  Q8 {好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
  H2 e& R( T1 X9 W8 j8 B加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



) t& s3 O5 U8 u好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
/ Y; F# D) b# y& l“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ L% u' n2 G3 x好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

1 l5 Z1 K6 |, R) i' k$ }+ W真聪明，偶像啊

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1 p! I' P. L$ q3 }, K" L全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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8 N" ?$ }- z. P5 W1 j真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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* J( B0 T2 z2 n0 T  u* ]; F. ^, M别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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' z. C. e1 W" i( e真博学，偶像啊。

; S+ c3 R! X5 E: E/ m  z. w6 k大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

3 t* l# G& y3 S; L1 t) R6 W大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
/ T9 Z5 b4 U7 @* w: r$ F  k& ~  p她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

( P0 d  n) C1 Y6 v. ?  Y. X; d说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢