Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# ]- S( W/ z5 L1 l1 P5 f2 o- \long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, q9 o7 S$ ]& e7 j/ `' m8 s4 Jthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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( d* g6 a3 L1 h The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
% ^# Z; j' W' L' G. w% G$ {/ @1 E he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
' i. V2 l! g  ~( l/ b3 ]) Y% Zthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

2 n2 F) e- S6 x- ?/ w: xHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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9 W6 h  m' K. o( F* IThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
) e" L- a1 y3 }/ qreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
  i* y2 E7 U: ^( G. q3 `hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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( \. M8 ~' {8 o  BThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

. Q1 k0 s$ U1 t6 E8 o& P# L4 R'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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2 p" j! _5 J- w9 N2 n) K6 x1 |5 tThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

9 A) a( x# m" e+ B& c$ n  I8 J>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
3 b2 K$ j, d# V3 R+ A% C4 T2 c8 Q5 M>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
. D+ X: y! O+ f( U, b>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

! U% p6 ]: d  F+ j9 H1 |' q3 Q, ~>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
# n* o5 N2 i3 Y5 l) R5 D>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

) c* e5 U8 M9 D5 T8 g" g4 ~>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
& f" {& H: s* T, P>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
$ T' Z/ N4 F9 N- o* \/ D>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
) ~6 U$ r; r7 |1 {1 I, N8 l好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

3 a, [2 V; W2 b2 x真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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# |% D# o" H+ E' H1 h好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
/ G2 Q! q/ T! t4 u; m4 T/ u“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
5 R1 ?+ a0 E/ I好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

( o  d2 K( B! I  h4 a真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

: g  C) e1 k& m真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

/ x7 j' _' t! j真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

; S- R4 [! m6 T$ r3 Y7 D7 R2 ~; ?真博学，偶像啊。

0 U# T& v* {# g  z, O& V大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
& B5 f; u0 {! `% B/ N6 {% y大学教胖还差不多
8 {& o4 ]& P# P) r/ k2 q1 S4 _她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- s9 g6 f, h& n紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

- s! [5 g! A6 I5 w% D  j说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
; B$ {) P$ e; S# e5 ]紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

: _, d: G2 K6 t& L2 j哈哈，你们在这开小会呢