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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I8 J" @8 g+ b- t0 n8 h) z- ?$ z
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,7 [2 T6 W0 c$ Y' t1 k2 [
you pay me only $5. 2 p5 W1 m. F- u
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep5 L( x0 |- S2 A8 G; Y
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 8 q' r2 F# ]  i; h5 ], e
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's& P6 S6 M. R! I4 `5 U
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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6 `7 q! d6 z. X1 p* N5 nThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his7 \  Z& i$ G! w/ U% e/ @
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with$ V# U7 p3 I: ~* b2 G
three legs, and comes down with four?' : u7 c& v1 e) w) ~  ~9 `
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all2 {( x8 G8 \- t& ^/ F
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
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back to sleep. 5 ~' Q6 X' M# R2 Z$ j4 s* V% _
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He- a; K) d0 d/ X( k' E# V
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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5 W" B; w2 D6 x& {0 V1 e- |'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
$ ?2 Y7 g/ t8 A- _- Lcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5) B- Y" y1 B4 f: {0 m! [
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the" C9 \- F3 ~. S) {; v
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two : }( f: e: \/ x0 ~/ K0 [" U
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason " N+ j2 Y: G& k# b. h  ?
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
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>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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9 f/ ]$ U8 K& h& z1 ^6 q>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research . \" Q) v/ N; t
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a , \+ j! p9 `& ?, t/ S1 Z6 Q
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more * K# E# W+ H6 ?6 n0 ?
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's ; i# {1 M& j( y+ q% O) B( B
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 ( I5 [  x- b8 \3 Z% v3 g4 t
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if5 A2 I$ e  X: O  \
the newfie would l ...
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6 K0 G$ f  c- g- z- c; a3 O; s  ?好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
5 U/ g& Z3 s  u* Q6 {  X7 l$ \  q3 b4 Y“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
5 U! h* ], |2 `0 \好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:7 W- c8 X& g; z& F1 g3 v
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,1 Z) |- e8 }0 Z0 j6 S5 x8 ]& I
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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5 m2 [  j5 t- Q: k8 S* t真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表   M' F) M6 M& ?, ^$ j
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( k5 s9 o- D3 d1 ?5 t- G别把我往坏路上领啊。

+ Z5 ?' @/ Q$ u你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 a7 f* v) x0 A6 [2 |( G7 ?加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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# M* k6 n0 _; @( E+ {大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教胖还差不多 / s7 E1 c5 I4 E. i+ l2 Q" g! [, n
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. `+ q* ~9 G5 N紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

  G0 F6 O7 ^0 D3 U8 G: a" `* |说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ( |% @8 V+ n# D( X/ o7 W
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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