Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 S- f9 m. a0 \( I: b1 a& zlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
/ u# @( X/ e) Z7 t9 X, t+ Cthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  W$ F& o+ ^, t8 _' Fthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
, v/ k1 F' O0 N$ B% A/ p3 l he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
0 e8 A% B' q4 f+ @- E0 E8 I2 a2 Z lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
$ J6 @* X. |+ Z2 [( {the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

0 N. \, G5 L( d9 F# m! }The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
5 e4 B5 n( `3 d; A' v" j; Rthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

( u3 |) K( v9 WThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
* |# Y* L  E+ u9 b7 t* m3 A) `# i  tpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

) B, P8 H0 @1 p+ Y" J9 g8 j1 THe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
& t* t* j7 G* N8 Othree legs, and comes down with four?'
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3 ?) V! e' T" A* P! F! `; QThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
1 ?4 T0 o7 F: T6 w+ u0 yreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
7 i- ^0 l; S! Z/ q. \of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
/ p- r1 p: x9 N. }# f. P0 J  L$ Q+ Qback to sleep.
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3 A: y6 R0 a) {: }: T9 T. s! gThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
2 a, R' C5 `' D# X1 @+ ^1 ^, _2 i4 jwakes the newfie up and asks,
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+ v& I! x5 e  q! y+ V0 A; g'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
! `5 e1 o8 G8 s5 d" scomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
: _0 A; W# \$ x+ mand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

, q; Z* S8 O; ?9 z# VLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

" _% h; c$ \2 z# u* A/ A) U>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
. b( }/ a7 ?2 H* ]/ t>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
6 w" ~% _0 Q; V>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
2 |0 k2 x! P  a4 P, Q  F>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
9 `3 F" U/ L% s  b; H0 h; R>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
9 ]: m1 U+ q: O2 Z4 P2 Q- ~1 f>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
7 U; X" r8 P! p' K>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
! m  K' y  [: \" X>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
" a. B" y% _" f9 f>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
$ `" K7 W, Q- b. I% e7 o( _A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" @" h* A% p/ J- K; K3 }3 Ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, e3 b& d9 z1 C9 P4 Ethe newfie would l ...

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9 y2 R" {0 {" E1 \( J好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
5 A1 u: `6 K: v4 c“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
5 t- G" x# D2 W. w) u好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
9 _$ z& x4 [7 W5 V6 X好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

$ O$ L# N) A0 i真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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7 Y  d# ~* h" N& _' m+ `真聪明，偶像啊

& ^8 w2 P: ~: f( z  f/ p( M/ {: a全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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' {- [! \1 ?. s6 u! N8 c( O真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

" v6 L! F. D+ P5 s$ W; q6 H5 @别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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. }* H# r) j- z" I9 p别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

  Z2 P4 w7 ~. `- F% j' g, G" q( Y多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

; l/ I% V8 c0 h! `; M6 ?8 n大学教授哦，能不剥削？

( a, Q; D8 H& b5 [她是大学教瘦？
  P5 u7 \8 j  R% f" R2 u; n1 y! ~! ^大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

& p, N! |: F& K+ D& S说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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7 M$ M" [; c; a6 C+ R9 o% t哈哈，你们在这开小会呢