Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
$ F+ c7 g  O- r1 d  bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 v: K4 U) W5 I: |7 H( uthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
, W, q0 |% G: { The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
0 v0 {" b& y+ A; `' Q he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
# n3 l" t$ ?3 \; V" F7 p lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
6 h+ n1 R& c1 [ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
7 U8 X. E& r0 fyou pay me only $5.
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% Y& z  q3 C' S8 a7 b( G You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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; |2 X9 b' D1 g& K% L% ^" U, V This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

, N. x+ z6 {, f8 J" EThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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7 k+ N( A; l! @7 THe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

2 {6 W, J$ |) u2 {( [5 hThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
) R% q( y; s% C- pof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
! z; J3 a& {5 n  ]6 shands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
6 E# }: F9 N! g5 B' ?4 x+ a. e# awakes the newfie up and asks,

2 k: j6 S0 T: o3 c( W& e'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
; o" M0 T, [; |& |" k5 L4 I+ u9 Mcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
6 U$ g! M% u+ |0 x5 l/ B7 l# eand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

* O( G5 V" z) t1 F: }>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
3 r9 f2 l, v5 X  d>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

+ @$ \3 L8 C4 _  Q>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
/ Q( J; K/ \( ^# W/ p>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
, g& q/ Q+ @- W; i0 S- n>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
+ S. s' |9 t' M( E5 F>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
. b7 v1 A% B, }>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
$ E0 l0 D* L' A7 w" C>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
* j3 Q/ }, M) Ulong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

4 b' n0 M/ a- A  R) p好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
& F; h" u) [! V1 K1 t" P# b好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. b9 V- V1 @' o  s" o2 {- g加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 o9 [! T, @( R$ h! I. r3 W真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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! J# O. S. Y" t4 J好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

7 q, a; |6 b9 \真聪明，偶像啊

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: a- N. z. d3 L全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

7 W+ \7 \$ b$ M* h真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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$ n- D; r2 z/ o! D5 Q3 s别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

& r# `' W. c% [; |( ^你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

5 n1 Q) L4 c/ c) ^多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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( _  j' T/ c. w# ?真博学，偶像啊。

8 a2 d3 {; `. Y4 r0 A/ J2 {大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

$ p/ K- f3 V# Z& E# o8 x大学教授哦，能不剥削？

* d/ ^1 r$ v; P& D8 b' i她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
) z# X+ a) _+ K4 H! y她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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