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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.6 B) E! Q7 W0 Q

# x8 D5 E6 n7 S2 d$ `9 R2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.0 O5 H4 a9 P3 A$ Q- k8 ]
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4. Then analyze the situation:
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; v: i9 Y, z1 Oa. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.' d1 T) i0 |% x$ z2 h/ K3 M
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing./ e: j9 h* B$ e1 T8 l
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.% K* e  j7 F' L; H

5 ~% t$ t6 l% B) q' le. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.) l- F9 Y2 _- \
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.9 ]1 h: ]- q2 Z

, J7 b9 _+ H( {" V0 V+ dh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.7 E. m! V' c2 P' f/ n
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.2 V$ C! ^( r( ^1 [$ n' t$ j
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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& R  o: _# C1 al. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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