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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.6 }& J( ]1 b$ ]
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:
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7 h% g% a1 l2 T) e9 La. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.- u" a. z! P3 J8 r/ [" A

2 j1 f$ a! \2 \3 Y3 d2 fb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.9 `% T8 a, c( B7 q: I3 c9 I9 Y
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.& m; z- R7 ~$ _. X1 Y
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.% h8 u- c: V: H3 H% w0 j' G7 F
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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2 D& b5 K! P1 \5 q7 n9 p( Mf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.2 k4 a( D: o; F9 r. j7 f& k

4 v; C0 t1 z1 m' ?2 l6 e6 _g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.3 \. Z1 V* {* s! L4 z1 x: D) F7 A
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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3 H$ w6 y1 i- Y; A6 t. f# xj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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+ e! u" q, S$ _9 Ak. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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9 c0 r  I4 @# ~l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .8 O2 u' h6 ^; n7 ?* X
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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