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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.+ y. i+ W5 h* `- ~3 `% ]2 x- K! ]2 m) U
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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+ U# |8 F! K8 [; ?* c4. Then analyze the situation:# s2 Q0 Z) F# e7 n3 P

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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.. q- r( p% B4 q$ g9 u

  ]6 W3 M7 ]' t9 Zb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.% o; J% j! F2 T) h

5 r1 d! |- I6 L! {c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.2 e- V9 [  O; R

" P7 y( J: n# S4 V5 {' `d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.' A3 G* d* O0 X

# ^, `/ ~7 z7 [5 h  [9 d, W% Be. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.& K1 D+ U& P, E1 Z7 U6 z) d% w

& X- M0 k3 ]. _0 z) X6 Ih. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.1 ]# z  Y' z+ i+ ?- U

( G6 `- L5 ?5 {' k2 M: ^2 E+ ci. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.- W# a/ h* n# |

7 b* g& ?0 I" Z5 h5 B5 Mj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.; T- q8 v* D- S1 f; P0 S4 I

5 g9 G2 q+ S. n6 a6 O- ek. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.3 \5 H* f/ G# [, F

5 j9 S, Y5 E  T. c- ~9 ^l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .5 x5 F7 r/ N, X$ T6 t, @

* q% P# w! G+ @- P# ?Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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