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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room." J1 ^( d8 T& [# {7 u; i4 o

3 Q" t) c/ `/ S: w2 _2 v  T2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door." ]2 i* D# Q3 m, q" S
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.7 n# m+ e% k  L

) y8 S+ Q& g+ q( Y* r% g. }4. Then analyze the situation:
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department." h- c' R* |( z# j

2 n! f! e, D& Yb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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: o2 x: e- X% Z$ J& O: x' w1 g# M* \c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.- N( z1 c7 ], m$ t0 I' s% B' F
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.; X8 R. Q6 K& N# }

# K/ U5 I( ?8 n% ^6 M- a$ Te. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.! X8 w3 `8 K8 ]: R
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.0 a, |2 I- K& z4 f: j

8 ^; S  c: t4 ]: k* p! wi. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.6 m, u' u0 J% @% @. K
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.6 X- d" [& e# b
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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9 ]% [+ R& o% E/ v  z2 X" El. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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