Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
' u6 ]# m, f# c% w'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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3 E2 s+ o6 l+ N. W+ n3 f# a'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
5 x+ m- i+ z* w9 O% N8 z7 Q3 ]'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
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$ b! s3 \! z0 Y# f" P3 x# m) I* }'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
! X2 @3 k8 C( Q$ x$ P'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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6 ?/ V  m9 d) x0 e4 S'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
4 w  m. {+ g4 r0 H1 a# [ 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
! N- `) H. j( @- x: N& W& ^'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

: ?1 p1 j6 z) }, `'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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