Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

* c+ F2 k7 n, F1 ?6 ?/ Q3 h'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
2 M& K- W8 K) Z/ x'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
4 b5 w. X" t( v'For reading a book,' she replies
  
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
6 b! B# J5 K: X5 a, b% G' v* A'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
- g( [4 l) |# F; H& c. Q8 l# u  
. y! O% m% h2 X% e'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
0 h* y9 A, G- I9 u) Z6 T'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
( j* I2 @2 s3 V! x' J
6 C0 E9 C* g  u! U" |8 n[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
2 i4 C' i; S; d
; X! r. I. z* r3 p. n# o0 ?* c& B3 PBut a funny story.

1 t7 [  H2 g! q3 t:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
0 C3 n+ U; A( w
8 g5 ^1 D; T2 l9 `, J' w5 Y
' p# G5 D4 z  {/ ^, x( T1 B. l; M
最爽的桌面创意图片  
7 a8 J2 v5 g! e' `仙侣2北美版

[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

缠绵雨