Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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8 i& q8 {8 b) \8 Q( zAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
0 K3 Z- \6 i6 n7 J! G'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

  F# w6 i6 j# J4 ^/ T) D7 Z& W'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
7 \$ |2 H+ h5 \% d/ o5 I% k'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
4 H# G; e8 C9 W5 x" P/ }! E" Q! u1 S0 `'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
  
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
$ K# `1 X0 W) k& B'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
8 w3 F9 y, T' m: a- C; Q'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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