Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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+ Y, ~0 P  O/ H) S# K% oWhy boys need parents...

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老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1 n9 i. j3 m. b  C  U1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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. w1 b! z& A/ ~/ |4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5 G! d! i; V/ f9 c; n  D5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

8 L4 M4 k+ A* G3 }" o6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

$ }7 {6 v1 I, ^( m7 h( z/ B, u9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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. |7 L% B- C; M% q9 s9 f. |11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

/ L% T( b9 @; a17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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4 S# \5 o- K$ r* E% t. K  X19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

& \' Y  R5 n" \* ~20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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# z7 r3 L/ W( v9 D  c22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

; l# x3 O) S* V" T$ X6 M& e23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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0 O% K3 j8 S  N) {, _$ i25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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