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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...( c- W9 w F3 Q; W2 A6 p
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) D3 i( x/ B& y& ]9 t1 T1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.4 |, S( ~3 x5 v8 b+ o7 L
) v, `. w/ [9 t& V$ o2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.7 Q$ W% _ b6 e, N0 \7 r* g
5 R2 p6 |, d4 I" n$ q6 r* `7 m5 F3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.$ N, X0 X9 K( I$ s% N* O
& O- n+ t | ]+ P4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.. l, ?) I' g! H$ K
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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; [8 @, a* U, r' Q3 B7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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$ P) F1 A+ }0 S3 G: d- i# J6 l8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.+ m+ {4 j) x' Y" E L3 o$ |6 J8 b
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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5 h. `% ]0 t7 S10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.' M8 M! a. k' O$ S) U
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.8 ?, g* O- q) V+ S3 j! k& U+ A
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do./ P% h: y4 l9 X9 s7 F
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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- \6 O6 j7 c+ `2 `17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.6 j5 H# g. m" D* h1 I; [# |
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.! ]. m1 O4 r t' g0 L
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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6 A }% `& G- ^7 Q% c20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.3 @, j+ R+ ~- R- H6 ?
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy. ^4 h4 I3 R) n* y' E1 S$ {
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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( N5 C! m$ y( p3 W' Y/ A5 o7 J" r25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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