Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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9 g* v8 a8 ^) f- c; CWhy boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

* V8 F4 k5 \4 D( c: S5 v" d4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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9 B' q! R5 R/ k8 s2 N7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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" V* ?; d/ a" O2 Z8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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+ E' `& [' c5 ~$ N. j3 j' P4 ~10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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5 B2 j0 q% h. E6 r6 A9 v" f11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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/ W% j1 Y0 u& G1 x! T2 \: @& F13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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( t1 }, P. }' u1 `14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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: M. a5 r* g( N- p/ P18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

) c1 s4 r0 k) t2 I- ]- v19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

3 `+ u9 ^( s9 d* C- c0 `- a$ E20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

1 X, J% l4 {6 L0 W  i. z8 F' x: T# C21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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