Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

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老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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' q# }7 j7 F7 V# m2 N; D/ h1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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) N9 y8 z. F/ q6 U2 M; V8 S2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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0 Z: [$ n6 _5 v2 e* C" H$ j4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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( L* j# K) E. F. b% u) n7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

/ J% Q+ [8 d6 N' l& Z8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

( i( W; D* h3 V7 r( D9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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# c/ d% {: j' C+ |& ?10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

$ M3 y1 R$ ?5 t4 h11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

2 I. i# I' K# D/ l6 M16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

1 k; S0 E3 S! X4 V9 L. P5 |9 G17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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6 i1 B# w9 |$ x; m0 i19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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. q8 h" o) b1 J! q! B: g. l% F25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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