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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...6 q g; l! I0 l
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.! ]1 S* E6 | Z4 p3 j1 C' F
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.* W9 Q* Z0 m- U9 h6 s
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.# N0 Z. O2 ]- \5 M0 U
/ n4 {) I$ \! S# Q5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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2 g4 E/ Y& {2 q6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.5 J% `. [7 q" ?6 q) z
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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. {4 Y. ^ C& K L8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.! m$ S- Q; D5 S
6 }1 Z7 U2 F. A" n5 R( y11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.; a5 f3 ^7 w( ~4 J, U/ j
% {2 N+ A& Z; d. r! C13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.. }6 s- Q- {$ D# }! o
4 C7 U/ N0 H) S+ ~ J. g14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.$ U! t) Q, ^0 \+ w% A5 ]# ^
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.+ C+ u1 {* m: T0 ^
; p+ A3 N4 A0 e+ U/ m2 u( v16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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" \+ Q3 }+ m8 {! {- ]18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.' `. D2 r) n/ x
, ^& |$ @+ S8 w6 n$ K- N22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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( [( h' h$ N8 t( ]7 A23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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/ b" ^! x, U# c: r25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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