Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1 D4 d% X7 z+ q; x& I) `1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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$ B* A/ \4 C! m* N+ P; X2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

! `! `/ X7 x; {  g, n3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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* T8 u3 r0 P, H  K! j! P5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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! j3 O2 o% v6 \( O+ w$ j# D8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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0 H3 L: U5 P& E0 _9 Z9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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$ I, ]8 \/ F* _, i6 v5 c11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

: _) d8 c# t+ H, s% I; l14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

- L( E6 [2 F/ F, n% M0 W8 P& a18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

" F. X% S4 P) u+ }19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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4 |+ R/ r+ o' i5 x% v1 v# U20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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. b1 M' S( V% _" ?21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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