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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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' N, {" Y/ o! h* j8 U1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.4 J* V Y/ L; q2 L3 ]/ W( a+ U9 z
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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) e& c5 }; m9 a! r( P4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room./ y& ]- d) t& l& j6 H/ F$ B
$ G: x0 A; G: _5 A5 p% A$ r& _5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.# z( Y2 B1 [, a' P6 B
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.7 }; J" J+ y% `
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, M; S# E# M% U) R7 A- P# r8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it., }# {' z" K% N; \- d# a
# s- _( w! z# u2 R- l x5 a9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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9 k( f; J! i2 f/ w7 N. B& e10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.0 Z7 d. e+ V* O8 K- w/ x
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.! ^7 d' I" } h1 x; b: i
- J* w$ n2 j( e& C0 C+ @) f12.) Super glue is forever.% ^4 a+ V1 g7 ?; l. m" H6 u
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.1 Q6 Q3 e) ?! o& l! o3 @: Z
& h% s1 G& a1 b% m! G* R14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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G. B# k0 I7 J& u15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.. f5 z! J' n P. p" {
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.- ]+ X; k6 [# ?1 Y( B/ l
" M# H) G1 {5 d0 a19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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3 t5 X) z( z/ A; B21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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( p& f) ^! w) A3 p6 G0 S) f22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.+ H- d; n0 D+ K( q7 N2 o7 R
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.. O0 v( A* _* O* s6 ?: A/ Y
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.! n" o! P2 |- Y+ G+ z; j, [$ x
& z! q5 u& p2 C25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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