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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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( d8 T2 H, ], c9 \; D9 L$ d1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.8 p: ^$ d# }0 z8 J
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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: B5 B, E* D$ Z+ N8 a6 U4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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6 A7 F7 w- L5 Z' U2 C: u6 z% A5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.0 i0 p1 e% U5 q7 R# M) J6 K
1 |: v3 \) n- |6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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4 m; I8 E: k. \: x- a& {7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.4 i1 Q* Y4 T5 H9 l( T
. J. D* c- v" f8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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8 G% G) M( L0 D' L; n: {5 q7 H10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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& E+ [7 W, [! ~2 ~11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.) [# E* T4 Y/ O$ B( w% t/ k9 s
3 u9 @3 n; @, r/ P12.) Super glue is forever.
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. }2 e1 I' s5 I6 L. j' S4 M$ p13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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2 A3 U9 n2 c, X8 R- B+ Q+ b4 ?3 H9 V15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.( i1 C+ e4 O1 Q0 x4 a/ s5 ]6 r7 G
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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* |& p$ Q' H2 U0 }17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.- p# E# ^4 i3 `; {
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.! ^, `2 g6 g h
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.1 W6 Z, O0 ?! }: _9 w6 x
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.! ?. }$ L5 N/ z9 ~
]5 l2 U$ l2 `: _5 `9 |) n0 T1 {25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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