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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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2 \4 p% U, T: c+ q9 `- W1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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' J% z9 y4 I/ W# x; K+ W* |2 D2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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2 L, R6 N9 v9 R3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.6 n: U4 ~; H) Y3 n8 t0 V+ w/ e
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.5 R; a+ e6 l1 i$ ?
; k7 `& D$ B1 y5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.' ]9 c! Q6 i+ l+ U- S# I2 F
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.+ h% m* J/ S3 S# ]8 q
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.* [+ P) R6 ~3 U' H$ }
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.8 s' D3 H% S! y9 p# K
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12.) Super glue is forever.) B- `# `( x1 u, }1 E* x( E
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.% s- g( ?- k' S' Y; D
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.7 d8 m2 Z) a* ?* |! Q: g
v3 i2 e) p) X: s% ^19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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8 M4 Q4 g. @) U( o4 Y* W20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.6 L$ ]9 E5 m3 ~( Y: X
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.# J! G+ D$ [/ h( C) \( e, n3 o
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.0 M. ?9 o* v+ S! @
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.6 w& p' j0 D3 _+ m. j4 K4 S" ^, b
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.2 u/ [& ]0 l+ i$ W. a3 B- o
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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