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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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n- u" a1 J* n. H9 Y9 r" X, ~I was a very happy man.2 l6 j* N. @, n. K1 p( W% R. z
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.( Y9 N0 n& l% B% n( [
There was only one little thing bothering me...) s5 Z7 _, A6 n$ _/ B, o1 [
It was her beautiful younger sister.1 ?& h1 ^7 c D7 U) M( g
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.) v* d4 P) Z; }6 R0 |
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
+ g( k3 a, Z. C8 q0 A0 nIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
( ?; M& y& a" W6 _, lOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.) o5 K# \6 C# S# ^/ |; U% j/ D( U, t
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.) m4 L7 j) d- q" O" X
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
6 C- F/ l! t3 D1 U- ~4 DWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.: Y6 s5 d/ Q% j6 Z6 n; u
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
/ A5 J! u/ z& |6 ^( ]0 Z) w% c3 |I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.2 J8 v5 d- M& c2 O
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
( G, R. C6 K" R4 _9 BI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
- k( y! R, S- a+ b* ]: o- CLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!; N3 U! S2 d# p5 o
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test." G2 b, z% X' n# ^( r( i$ D
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is: I3 L. b* J; ~
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