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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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1 V' _& f2 W. I+ iI was a very happy man.# A$ K$ |' D& b' s9 y/ ^ |; c
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.7 B# @, q) ?! D( O% `. U k) e: T( D
There was only one little thing bothering me...9 n$ n5 n, ]* e1 z
It was her beautiful younger sister.) H+ Q2 W% k- z
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.; C& r2 W! w5 u1 _1 K4 P$ [
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.; q8 i7 _+ }8 K3 t
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
/ Y+ O* m* P6 M; ^! m* ROne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.5 r4 a" m) d. }! ^/ a
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
4 S7 @- r L) ~# l1 p( m- }9 b2 vShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.: t- m' Y; ~8 M, W
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
P- G |# h& b2 |& ^& m" NShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
: S7 ? f) Q- ~8 P0 sI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs., V" c' Z2 d) D. N5 k
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.' H9 L1 @ N& o1 |9 y$ z
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
8 r) D1 d( X6 E+ k! F" aLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
3 z: {' K$ I7 o) j7 {With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test., P; m! @: |$ [8 h
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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