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This is not a new one but in English this time.3 ~$ f2 T( {1 ^0 a: q1 h* l
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I was a very happy man.
+ m. {* B9 U6 T8 x( @My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.; U; k* T% {# f ^. Y: |
There was only one little thing bothering me...
, w$ }& B; L' YIt was her beautiful younger sister.+ R J) M6 G+ \
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.. ]2 [- n0 S) E8 `, Y N# r
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
) ]( C& }+ X% E- a. {7 {& b b" @It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.$ c9 d* ]4 c2 U. x
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
: B: n }9 E$ h/ ?/ K$ L+ dShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
2 W8 [% g# Q$ q5 J3 }) HShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
1 f9 S3 b- c5 P/ SWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
. ]6 O. R3 p0 m# k7 \0 rShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
4 F+ f- x9 K7 P$ MI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.) ~/ s6 |, l$ l' V9 s6 H
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
2 `7 ^2 {" \- c1 z% cI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.+ M- o4 [& H) V
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
" g4 n& v0 t. b) g# CWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.) |8 p$ M! k) ]% A z; l$ L3 ?
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:% C2 s( C6 p8 p& u: T) s9 ]
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. l$ F- {8 Q$ q8 r& J! SAlways keep your condoms in your car. |
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