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This is not a new one but in English this time.& v' q1 y/ ?7 n, H4 O
2 L, G5 l: o- E' G% cI was a very happy man.3 `+ `# M4 B V1 U$ h2 d# J
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.& ^- G8 o" ?$ j' L- L- w( U# O
There was only one little thing bothering me...% F" s( k% V! v. z
It was her beautiful younger sister.+ {. S0 B+ X; U
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.+ `; \1 f6 p! v. x/ Q8 T
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
3 c8 E. J+ {3 G- l8 D* C. xIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
& I; w1 W% I6 {4 F2 V- w, yOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.. n L; r+ ^9 Q# u
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
! k3 J" ^1 Q. NShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.) R" K- A1 Y7 D" o4 X* z, Q5 B
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
; `: ~* M/ P D' `6 F& L- ]. M3 yShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'1 q5 A) a6 f: b4 N# N
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
7 ~: @5 F' U1 ]5 dI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
4 @0 ~& D% G) s7 D: a( g% Y+ jI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.) n. G, x$ V7 d; ?! a* H) c
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
9 Z; O! Q( W8 F" R; r* {With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.6 G, |1 M" H x- D
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:! D; L; g+ L! L5 [' z8 f* z9 m
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