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4 S! x, }# U1 dlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
2 E( v5 z+ h) e* v2 s rare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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: b+ }9 `. f2 Z5 n" {The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.! L* W2 c- X, p. b1 f9 B# B% ]% d1 n& T
S+ P: ^: t# S% ]Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
' H3 f, z- Y1 H# UI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
/ F3 s& @3 Y/ h( m! V+ cIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier9 R1 z$ L0 q, z! K' E6 z3 Y5 a! @
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and0 j5 i' L* g6 C
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
! m. G h o$ @! \) Wprofessor was out cold." ?4 S( o3 Q1 V9 C" I
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
& q' E# X5 L4 B* r5 J- ksilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and" `9 k k7 L* Q# K
sat there looking on in silence. 6 F2 g7 r: U' A6 m% ~
/ t1 \( t# v1 A7 n. ^The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked+ p6 k0 \! V! R$ m/ ]; t- ?
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter4 i! o: _9 d- ^0 t4 e! d0 V
with you? Why did you do that?'
1 l7 E( y: ^- ~- | x9 X/ j2 HThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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2 u; }, J) W+ V& L! w, rCanadian soldiers who are protecting your2 h ~: }3 P8 `8 Q
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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