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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
* R! }4 F+ Q3 p9 \. wlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
4 ^! m* M* B! _6 z9 V' Lare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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! ~: K9 i2 ^/ t, f  ?- w" wThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.: ^6 O- a6 S- S" M& Z# J5 m% X
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here( c, w5 \$ i: u
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' # E0 }, j. z: L+ L
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier" b) |  i$ o9 p; i: t
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and/ i$ P: [+ A7 A
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
6 f) o( w" o. m( q/ Lprofessor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,) i5 e. Q+ o2 v; [
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and8 P% a' |' `* [" q* f9 q
sat there looking on in silence.
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+ i* E0 j1 r7 A" K: @* n& e/ BThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
* A. T3 }$ q; ?" R2 D4 Pat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
7 `& p& C& w( Y: {; G" N& r4 Vwith you? Why did you do that?'
. L5 j: T) z2 G) E% E) }The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
) b* v* W% N6 h  _  O( H. IOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and$ [( M+ G; ?. |, \
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
" `3 l/ |% X+ p4 Care real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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: s( s2 x3 j# l6 N& H下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......( P. u' i3 P1 N$ Z1 h, E
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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