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% A0 Z7 ~3 y- p; y: a/ v4 p' E& Hlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you, r# D! m' m: r. r( |+ f! ^2 i
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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2 q* ] E+ Q1 @' `+ o, NThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.6 V& v: k" ?6 {6 ^
$ }+ ^* d1 ~' a. h5 n- D* Q) RTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here7 \$ F. E9 y7 I
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
% M, q2 _" p# gIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier! `- Z* H& ^2 R; z$ n' K
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and+ c# k9 M7 m; G: m7 J! ]( f) e
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The+ ]6 i: `% q5 @' F, i, t3 U
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,% l* j5 @: d2 V8 }2 P, t
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
2 [) ]3 _% r; K7 v4 ^! Dsat there looking on in silence. & M/ `( `1 ]( K9 R/ t8 D- c
" h3 `5 O8 J- z) |) GThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked5 {% K) e# | h1 m) X
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter8 N8 o% G2 h/ t6 V" u* V9 v
with you? Why did you do that?'1 ?+ K* O" w g4 `5 W# ^
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your* ]6 N% j- S8 w/ G @
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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