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5 M$ l4 |" q9 d4 u. jlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you- F" O; P. {# Y7 J9 K% E, g9 [. x
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.6 G7 b$ T6 M( c+ F0 s! y- {
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
( O/ {/ Q( {; [3 j; II am, God. I'm still waiting.'
) Z; F3 z0 d, T$ vIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
) o" E8 ]* T2 P. H- L: R- Oin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and w/ q; V8 P$ \% l2 A' L
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The1 Z) g+ j" u5 d# y& v }% A
professor was out cold.; r, q- p( k7 G* ?, Z: [3 A
& j4 c) n3 R6 V \$ K8 OThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
# {; ?4 s4 k( g% M. Vsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
+ N+ `, A. K" `, W8 k0 T, Z6 z8 n1 ysat there looking on in silence. # Y* L3 y3 r% w& w/ ~7 [5 B
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
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with you? Why did you do that?'; o* b- v) E+ n P- s
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your) i9 |- c& w/ H. E+ x# z4 J3 ?- ?: h
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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