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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
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are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' * B& K/ V+ j2 ]0 e% p6 U C
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.5 p" |" n: n6 g' x2 n# y4 @
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier3 \2 N7 o* O& O% l# D1 \# v8 k& f
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
( ~7 E; X' }+ @6 q4 Rcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
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# s: F7 E1 g1 l& z3 L. O& g ~+ jThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,) b/ F0 G' P; ` z7 b f# H8 b! I
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and% X v I/ i/ _+ S! l( q9 U: ^" E
sat there looking on in silence. " T, `) F) c& K$ W' b5 E, r* \7 E
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
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with you? Why did you do that?'% g+ N) w c! F( Y
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting ' O$ a$ D9 L- H1 j: o# M! U3 b% p0 Z
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
- S9 N) ^! j% L! iright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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