God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
* R! }4 F+ Q3 p9 \. wlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
4 ^! m* M* B! _6 z9 V' Lare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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! ~: K9 i2 ^/ t, f  ?- w" wThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
6 f) o( w" o. m( q/ Lprofessor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.
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+ i* E0 j1 r7 A" K: @* n& e/ BThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
* A. T3 }$ q; ?" R2 D4 Pat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
7 `& p& C& w( Y: {; G" N& r4 Vwith you? Why did you do that?'
. L5 j: T) z2 G) E% E) }The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
) b* v* W% N6 h  _  O( H. IOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
" `3 l/ |% X+ p4 Care real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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: s( s2 x3 j# l6 N& H下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
so true...

yayoyeyu

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