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0 c( K5 B6 s' x0 s# L. E3 ^/ Jlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
; A" V( {: L2 J* {8 H$ uare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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% s; J/ r* x( s- m7 f; {4 e, ]The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.) h% m, L# U. Q; K+ T; [" J( ]6 k
: d' X' u$ j& F5 A& ? g5 tTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
' }* Z/ w* X: fI am, God. I'm still waiting.' ; T- R) R) Z& S
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier, D t( B1 e* _3 u9 O
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
6 d' R/ |' R7 Z1 Jcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
4 l4 D8 a- c: m4 v% ?- n9 g0 uprofessor was out cold.: p& i3 k/ t" Q: O- u
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
! S- t* D, {4 ?silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and- o2 Z/ ^/ O! H$ i
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
; Q, k) S$ u, O! |1 I5 }9 G- Mat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter- b* I) w5 E! R6 V2 f3 u
with you? Why did you do that?'6 g. A& @6 X( }. f/ _6 E: `
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting * C9 G5 S) H w1 J x; a' Y
* x" w* f: }) ^! T1 G" OCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
& @9 W% a, r2 ?& ?$ [: l a7 vright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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