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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
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are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' * B& K/ V+ j2 ]0 e% p6 U  C
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.5 p" |" n: n6 g' x2 n# y4 @
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier3 \2 N7 o* O& O% l# D1 \# v8 k& f
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
( ~7 E; X' }+ @6 q4 Rcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
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# s: F7 E1 g1 l& z3 L. O& g  ~+ jThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,) b/ F0 G' P; `  z7 b  f# H8 b! I
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and% X  v  I/ i/ _+ S! l( q9 U: ^" E
sat there looking on in silence. " T, `) F) c& K$ W' b5 E, r* \7 E
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
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with you? Why did you do that?'% g+ N) w  c! F( Y
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting ' O$ a$ D9 L- H1 j: o# M! U3 b% p0 Z
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
6 c( T1 |. Q" yOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
& w2 i, E/ W9 q+ }looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you3 I. L- W0 Y$ \" L# k7 o: ^
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......" B: x  Y( e* c; B! q) T5 y7 V
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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