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/ i2 |! Q' e( S( M) dlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
. P/ T, R" M, q+ j, U2 Sare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' ) S' l' V" V5 Y6 G. p% B
/ G$ \. p; K4 N* h% [, k: s; Y% }; o) iThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
5 w$ w; ^6 D2 s% GI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
. X: \+ a3 _. Y. s3 ]It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
8 K3 C1 H0 D) [* z3 xin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
3 R, |! d! ~$ q' ]5 C$ Mcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
7 P( v9 F; k$ ^1 h# U1 v$ Mprofessor was out cold.6 w& [. G2 B9 b) i4 s! R3 R
6 ~- a' G# ]* Q' d4 y) C2 p6 [: eThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
9 F) t3 v9 `: i# p3 ^/ rsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
O' K% F" P# O! U8 Z* b! B% hsat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked( l+ n8 t0 p( w
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
) B) ]2 U6 O7 n* {( Rwith you? Why did you do that?'
0 {! U# M1 B* o8 {5 u& I$ QThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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8 M% s+ f1 G8 [. o _; C* d8 `Canadian soldiers who are protecting your) q- B8 f2 K8 y& ~5 b/ p
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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