God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
; P' Z9 Y) o7 B3 ?are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

1 l( F; c9 A" t+ @2 S3 RThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
- J1 k& ^: M# D+ mIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
; ]9 N1 }* C1 N7 Nprofessor was out cold.

/ g) ]; ?- U. YThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
0 ?5 S6 R2 C9 Z# Usat there looking on in silence.

& ^. E. r, v! T, \" RThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
; C# o! _  R! K0 Uat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
with you? Why did you do that?'
7 B+ ]: z, Q' N7 {/ fThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
! O$ r- |( s/ f1 y" k4 H" v  w
8 t6 a; N* T5 Q" P% tCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
* i$ s( _, c1 [6 {9 |8 Y" {5 oright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

8 C: T7 ^, D- B8 }" m' |& X9 T下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
so true...

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