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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and' b+ a& ]0 `& M/ d4 m
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
; P' Z9 Y) o7 B3 ?are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' ' x% X, ~6 F$ W7 L
1 l( F; c9 A" t+ @2 S3 RThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.: m( Q: m0 |: I! \! T3 @
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here& J8 e( }3 S% U# ~- |2 ?0 f w
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
- J1 k& ^: M# D+ mIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier' }+ m0 I0 x" X6 |2 p: q
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and$ ~1 ^$ _. j3 h' e# t
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
; ]9 N1 }* C1 N7 Nprofessor was out cold.% l) d2 U; C6 [! w3 `" G; a3 [
/ g) ]; ?- U. YThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there, c1 t- \. K/ @# k5 [; X( o
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
0 ?5 S6 R2 C9 Z# Usat there looking on in silence. ; F/ `3 K. X% @- \3 ]6 o
& ^. E. r, v! T, \" RThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
; C# o! _ R! K0 Uat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter# z8 X- o4 ] s3 e: W- v
with you? Why did you do that?'
7 B+ ]: z, Q' N7 {/ fThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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8 t6 a; N* T5 Q" P% tCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
* i$ s( _, c1 [6 {9 |8 Y" {5 oright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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