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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you- t& B6 [2 Y- {* B- H: Y
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 4 ~! v4 b3 q# I
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.0 b3 L4 B3 e; a ?: a2 J. }
. m6 W. ^7 h7 P Q" o6 Y7 _3 mTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
+ @% ^7 {0 G( c- k- O8 aI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
$ l( r. b7 U) H: DIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
+ ]2 q( j0 J/ o- ]2 i1 W) nin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
1 A" C; H4 U; E" g: H, D. C# Zcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
, Q0 s' ^! }0 K" {5 j' _& f9 a9 qprofessor was out cold.) ]' S' H' `- h8 S
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there, Q9 U# z; A# k0 O N
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
2 Z: b3 g4 j- ^3 S; k# T& Hsat there looking on in silence. 3 i9 R9 B. b% I7 t6 O; I1 u
0 N1 ~% z7 ^1 T' _2 {8 l; J2 lThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
. ^" y9 W, ~8 D* R0 v7 Oat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
8 I( A6 r' B4 n9 Z' Zwith you? Why did you do that?'
! b/ q3 b$ t9 x; V6 b' Y" tThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting ; |+ q) v1 @8 @7 W/ m' ^' b
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your7 k1 A/ L6 n4 q
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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