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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop./ X/ ]& [7 p; a$ ?9 N9 w
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here' }; w8 ^" X1 t1 g9 @' n$ j
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' ( M9 l$ C7 ^: D
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
3 U3 k4 q7 y; I& B( c: h6 pin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and; U C6 i9 f2 o) z+ x! }. I+ g9 q( r
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The/ o9 D0 X! f9 X* x/ U/ r
professor was out cold.* Y& X4 x# e0 Q: ^3 e# t
4 S7 g* F( I8 VThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,6 z1 ^1 e7 ]) c$ H- d! g- P
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
9 o* X8 y* T5 U! Q k% ssat there looking on in silence. 4 g9 X- a; n1 h% o6 w( E0 C. v% ]
5 t0 c: h( @4 M4 x4 AThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked a6 ]: \( j7 [
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter5 `1 g1 V r0 }5 j- \" V: `) Y0 q
with you? Why did you do that?'1 m+ E1 y0 L6 @! ^! p. p+ B! W* }
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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