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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol% L; k' l) \. z9 T, Z9 ~0 |
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:4 S; R" h2 W) g7 g- O
2 a5 v6 c# `1 ]1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.- A8 P. n+ G# u
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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+ K% {) ~, l; u3 v9 ^! W' t* y, v- C3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.3 M" k$ X! e4 O
7 e8 ], A9 w3 ]4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.0 T8 B' I9 K: u4 U+ d
4 X# k5 w! {* p( x W6 ~5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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' D- V, ^( t% A, x O) U, T# u$ B6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7 u7 x4 j2 E8 r* `7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.7 x) m+ M! ^) o: e! m3 W
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask4 X. _7 i* U9 q9 L t* g& e1 p
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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3 [: e- P, D k& q6 K/ o& [9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose., Y) U% g7 m, Q* ]! Z& c
- c: D7 a. y8 l8 U10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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2 Z, ^" r( y1 [11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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0 e% H9 q$ O4 L1 X0 v \12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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+ S' o$ s! }7 M. F- z- ?; K13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!( U9 W3 y I d) j' E
( _! l% y8 }: q14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!3 @! i! ^* E' R x" O2 R
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- y* n6 k; a* A# M- K7 g15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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