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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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" f2 `/ }- Z+ P* F6 ?/ SThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:& m: B9 J! c1 m/ }8 X D6 t0 F
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.# m6 g _7 Z* v( o- p
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.7 v& E$ h* V h& w1 z4 C! u
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5 m7 j( w& k2 W- r- L7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask9 U1 _8 M2 G8 ~' }5 _1 \" o/ P
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'- [5 T( H& d0 @+ d/ @! R
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.0 J/ q, F$ @: W7 {1 `1 J
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.$ _% y! ?+ n" {( ?0 B/ k& U
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!8 v, u, E, i# \2 D. C( r9 |' y# ~
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' ^5 L& {; F5 m$ j' ~ f15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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