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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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) L% e6 U" s4 c, yThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:5 x+ X7 p% O1 D
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.+ n' E# p0 `0 |. y1 E) G, L
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D& I9 R/ C4 }- f/ T: r- S2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.5 V' D% s A1 L+ x. I F( _0 [
: I8 L. M" p* |/ G$ Q5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.' w8 z5 i3 U4 k$ `- [+ \5 u
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area3 ~+ V. Q1 Y3 e. a
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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( d- i- [/ B/ W# V8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.- r7 U$ k* c1 p$ _; V7 [& w
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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$ W# z4 z* x3 W14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" A7 ~- ~* Y# b* H) Z
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* {. Y2 z) d, ~ c l0 u15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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