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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol; B* o7 E0 b5 m* e% `
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- _3 o# s7 a' P+ K! z! RThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:3 p+ f3 _, ~) K' P q4 t
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.6 S6 E) q) M4 G% l8 F
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$ Q/ W' F; o; D/ d! F. P2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.) Y8 N. m. f5 Y2 Z% S u1 R
' i5 |; V7 j" ^ f/ y% L) A3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.2 N& I) C x8 k# ~& e
; S9 ?( w/ c" `& a4 D {& O2 K4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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+ R9 V1 h# @$ i5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.' p% k. u7 b$ ? \& J$ ]. z% }
8 L# D; l9 T# A5 t7 t0 T9 f8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask$ d9 X8 ]% |8 ~4 ^
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.4 Q2 l3 |( \ h( ~. P
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.2 S/ @2 m" b: T+ K3 D& N6 W8 Q
! y, c/ G' K/ {! z- `/ S12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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6 Q: h" K6 q& U' n, H13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!, k- h# C: E5 f0 o6 _2 e U
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!2 J1 \+ k" M( Z/ @6 L1 [
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/ ~" f5 ~; y6 p _15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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