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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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6 R; u/ J+ K; x' sThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:% `. b. _, S8 P, {# x4 T' ]! F
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.! A8 T: T+ `! G
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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1 W; U$ F& R n' _3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.. n2 t2 q7 l0 \
- @# T6 X1 T4 m* N4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.% I0 j- ?4 X b1 O
7 x# C0 n/ V, G' |" |5 o& J5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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- f% M3 R+ d& Z8 n- G& k6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area- c8 J& P6 y+ \% Z3 n2 {
! o; r/ P3 S3 Y! R2 G l* { H! N7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.* M$ ?4 L; q3 [7 c* e
l9 z( y, t0 w; ^/ W3 {8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
% x5 D$ }) N9 ]8 x( x8 D. Q! E'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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3 Z1 s* G- j8 \- C" S8 F5 J7 D) c9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.% j1 E5 h( b. a" ?+ T
# ?$ Z6 t L9 a" g! E: m6 g: ^10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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; W, S$ Q- j1 t9 u8 f* N13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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