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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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, W# O$ e e" f: o9 X1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.4 i. K# m$ l, M& k
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" X9 T# T( c, x0 j" s' M5 g2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals., O ~# e' K+ L" D( [& F
& Q6 S2 `1 C- d, l3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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% t/ z' k8 _, [( A2 \5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area5 S g. ^" q* Y
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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- c$ l3 I$ P3 Z( j: W10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.$ \8 S+ y7 o/ ~& |. u( i$ I
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.8 ]5 g1 q; ?$ L
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!7 J$ [8 h9 _% V5 V
$ ^ E3 M8 b H' Y14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!* O" E% G* S* L2 S- w" t$ |5 y4 H8 I
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And; last, but not least!)
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