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Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
- l O- R% S Y; U- I1 H SDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
2 m0 F, @2 E, b( `& XAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
F: E+ s3 ?8 nI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
& O5 h9 g6 N! \3 j! |( S# VAnd they leave the house without packing heat# w; w: Q& n* e1 w9 D
Never even bring their guns to the mall
1 Q9 p: i' i. I+ a! mAnd you know what else is too funny?
) P# G5 f. `4 ]% g! D5 x4 STheir stupid Monopoly money
: ?5 `' x1 a( a5 [8 X. z$ x9 fCan't take 'em seriously at all# T/ E3 ]$ d+ [( Q) g: d0 F
! [! V5 P0 O' V9 B) t' c- x% RWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export
/ N0 I- H0 q& e' q4 @They treat curling just like it's a real sport
* I o0 _7 `/ eThey think their silly accent is so cute
0 C5 m5 \: S, A% b8 }Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare
2 ~/ c( C- f& w! Q6 H7 HCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
2 R" m- ` o( j4 T9 }. UThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion- H# k& j, l( r, \+ j) d3 D$ R) u
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni) |% y3 ~8 \: X' p2 \ d
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni% |% ] z- X( d# |; P L% C1 s" M
All over Saskatchewan
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' D; d3 j+ v# v" y4 H) q) a7 NDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
/ V5 {/ ?; W m3 r4 twont figure out the temperature in Celsius& [: {9 p) m) r. ~7 J7 Q- s
See the map, they're hovering right over us
8 n( a, H, |: I( {& I; y- RTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous, {6 r1 s- a& }; [7 g2 ?" j) N
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Always hear the same kind of story* h5 N5 H( A/ q/ S- `9 k
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"# \& c3 z" P1 x' e3 a; ^% H
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
$ i+ ^+ T( @0 Z# L/ m% `It's gotta mean they're all up to something0 D; }# V$ R5 S4 p
So quick, before they see it coming/ D m3 p; F0 q1 q3 U
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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