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Canadian idiot
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& z( i$ G7 V* Z" VDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
- G% o1 c) w' x% w4 P9 o) v' nDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut; D$ _6 H9 ]$ B) |, I
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?1 P v5 e& m9 C# K/ h3 I7 x
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed2 h" A. |+ I; F9 K- N* a7 x
/ X) n! o2 l7 T- _/ x1 B) RThey all live on donuts and moose meat9 \; r# i2 G- C9 d) N2 K/ U
And they leave the house without packing heat
, d! C2 F Y3 @Never even bring their guns to the mall/ X# U0 \0 s% j( O5 E2 W2 k. K- d
And you know what else is too funny?
6 O2 V# \5 K' c0 M# JTheir stupid Monopoly money
' e, m/ N: }0 Q0 r' c! B. l; Z( PCan't take 'em seriously at all
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0 {- ~8 Z8 {7 E, |/ d M' CWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export9 q$ g$ l: m! } m/ P# w* ?4 F
They treat curling just like it's a real sport& N9 ?7 L3 _! \" f+ O: v# Y
They think their silly accent is so cute- C0 _6 D3 _8 | n4 S4 a6 E
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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! y& N5 z! W( `( rSure, they've got their national healthcare
6 a0 C/ m% Z& F6 [: @0 c% ~# mCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air2 ]: e2 E5 L, r
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
. b0 P( n- H8 ]+ B5 k* t! gEat their weight in Kraft macaroni' v' ?) r* L$ i: B: v& B m! i
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni) `; C+ B2 E; N, Z
All over Saskatchewan
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot$ s* T0 [" K/ N/ `0 R
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius0 R, H9 w( M* h+ S( a+ G( F
See the map, they're hovering right over us- M1 }5 z+ @/ D" ]" u i$ E
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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Always hear the same kind of story$ Z2 L. O# ?& {8 r" c
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!". d* j _5 d5 U/ t; d+ g
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?9 ~0 s A, P) R& L: S. p- {0 |
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
. U4 J9 O7 G0 y6 h8 |: NSo quick, before they see it coming
# F$ `) j4 d9 NTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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