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Canadian idiot @/ f5 D/ t! D% s: r
, f& Z: ^- x6 S4 p6 b: V7 y" S! GDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot" W/ t; C/ G/ ]
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
. X+ X+ y" `* s+ F+ lAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
7 S* _/ _* C7 f) f1 R5 d6 _- p( OI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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t; F4 a Q& e+ I& c. ~They all live on donuts and moose meat
$ m4 h/ e7 {2 y8 S. oAnd they leave the house without packing heat
2 ^$ y% G* X9 X: Q; c% MNever even bring their guns to the mall3 ~) J. f% ]3 W! |0 r* J b: U
And you know what else is too funny?
! h+ M k1 T3 f1 w) ? RTheir stupid Monopoly money7 e. M" f, m1 J
Can't take 'em seriously at all2 x/ h7 O" v9 T4 T' J& k# C2 d/ ~
/ _- @9 T5 V) e4 h6 j% L; v1 G) a3 @. }Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
; y' a5 n$ p5 Y! Q# K+ q+ H: wThey treat curling just like it's a real sport# ?4 s, X! j# j# |& t' B' P9 C
They think their silly accent is so cute* T% H% @' f& K; i
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot' x; N4 d* i$ W! j) c$ M; P
; m: L! W3 @2 x( @ f' CSure, they've got their national healthcare
5 e. }% ~- x7 H7 q" H- I9 ICheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
: b1 w$ T& r* R5 m* g/ z/ J" DThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion/ B# j6 |7 m' r, s" Q; G7 ^
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni, a: b0 W5 S( M" y+ ]
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
+ X1 S1 C/ G2 ?/ iAll over Saskatchewan$ L; I, w0 g0 n3 a) D
3 F; e# T4 z `3 ZDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot- o5 ?. m# i3 Z! Y( p W
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius; N. P" X' o8 l# Y3 q0 ]; {6 k% P
See the map, they're hovering right over us0 V0 @% R: k- {1 z9 v
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous$ H4 m f# l, ]$ R; E
% r5 w3 [# C9 J5 S% kAlways hear the same kind of story! s0 Q8 z# b& v* f1 s4 J
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"/ {2 ^2 G& D' x/ k: l5 Q' h
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite? i5 N% W+ E+ K4 F7 b0 i
It's gotta mean they're all up to something$ A0 H9 c( b$ u1 d0 [' T
So quick, before they see it coming' A5 p8 d% k4 v' E' y' Y
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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