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Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot, d% a9 z/ d; Z% M2 x; O
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
- o" U# b6 P7 eAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?6 R5 {/ O, ~& B; O5 B' i8 a5 r+ H
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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- v: B7 n% _2 Z7 a+ ]They all live on donuts and moose meat6 n; ~4 d. p# a- B
And they leave the house without packing heat7 i) ^( y& j1 M& m7 r! G
Never even bring their guns to the mall6 L" H& e1 n3 i# Y8 u
And you know what else is too funny?
, Z. L( Q% O3 u. x; @3 P% K* y- u+ ~Their stupid Monopoly money0 A( h" S G1 m, f) v) u" P
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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" W- E: t$ {# }1 _& l& I! uWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export
# k* J# B6 U, U. y" z" XThey treat curling just like it's a real sport& X4 `) V4 L& |& b# f
They think their silly accent is so cute7 i" k& g- e; D" M5 ]
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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: n( R# w1 Q1 rSure, they've got their national healthcare v# V( G, K9 B( B+ l9 ^
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air: S6 J! C, ~. H+ d# A
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion) D/ k$ ?: U2 A1 r. P4 N9 F
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
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8 g4 c$ Z% i8 `+ WAll over Saskatchewan0 l: V) v; s, X# C Z
1 E) b! C9 h" \5 m/ p0 z: ~6 {Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
* @% Y: [' z3 k( o( e1 t9 j4 a# H! Swont figure out the temperature in Celsius$ I' G* U% k; _
See the map, they're hovering right over us4 U1 K- M* `* k
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous- Q: p2 S- h' \8 W; j% O
$ j1 d3 X4 Q6 oAlways hear the same kind of story
# d( N* ^ J$ W) @- B; l, HBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"% X; s* W3 W- @; i$ p
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
4 n' w' m% a( Y0 X! GIt's gotta mean they're all up to something {; O N4 P0 D
So quick, before they see it coming7 d% B* [) w( C/ q! w- s6 g( H
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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