 鲜花( 30)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
楼主 |
发表于 2009-2-2 23:50
|
显示全部楼层
Canadian idiot* b% {: c. J! x4 y
& S/ e7 Y, [3 i Q: i
Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
. W$ A# }" `+ x& C. H5 C. N$ i- G2 rDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
C' n* \' H0 h) K$ r! b5 GAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?# j& n8 Q1 c& h4 i9 z3 y5 O9 n9 k
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
, I* J2 a( H$ @9 h
+ _, ~* C! E9 E% YThey all live on donuts and moose meat: s9 s* D, A5 h# ~7 @! y5 ]. t
And they leave the house without packing heat
1 J+ b- C" ^+ C9 w4 B" m5 e" x! _Never even bring their guns to the mall
6 Y/ y1 B$ M+ xAnd you know what else is too funny?$ e8 g$ x4 y9 g' l. ~
Their stupid Monopoly money
! G, O3 d" d* h; s9 LCan't take 'em seriously at all
7 P! C& D# q; l5 K! E; I6 p2 M
% i" K- }% k: Z; [ rWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export& q! s; l' b }( U9 f
They treat curling just like it's a real sport4 g7 J- ~5 f% r6 I$ T
They think their silly accent is so cute# ^0 F* Z5 x$ o" m$ H
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot0 t1 {; ]+ b/ J
# ~# ` F, e6 s( C! E
Sure, they've got their national healthcare9 \3 K+ P/ {- a0 X
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
0 m% ?" L% ~+ d8 \, ?5 |9 _Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion: ]$ ^& v+ ?+ F/ M: I1 \7 D
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
4 L" D2 t1 z+ S: S3 k7 \: l. D9 \And dream of drivin' a Zamboni: v4 c0 T9 m- L& }/ [! D/ R
All over Saskatchewan
4 a+ o% Y4 l7 z5 E$ K6 h5 v5 V8 f8 O$ `) k* H$ L
Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
) y/ ~6 b; s! f/ o, [( E& Vwont figure out the temperature in Celsius8 Q: _% C1 E9 U9 Z4 n
See the map, they're hovering right over us
+ m0 G# g0 T1 S) V, K$ ~- ^Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous5 X$ q d. s9 \) N" @1 K
/ b) O! ]. T3 J cAlways hear the same kind of story
! A+ L6 v) C' e" p# o7 \8 VBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"3 r6 t% W( }+ v8 R$ [% T3 t
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?! _$ R' N A& H. @8 v
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
: \) T+ ]3 {: ?3 ^6 z7 F% jSo quick, before they see it coming, w6 ]5 B$ f3 }% v
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2009-2-2 23:50
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
