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Canadian idiot
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' J* w' m* _/ {7 IDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
, {+ I7 x8 ~5 l! {. XDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
2 n w0 A2 w0 M5 T0 g2 gAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
2 ]6 J( J" O' v9 t; ?4 cI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
( H8 [1 r. u+ ~8 c: R- [- CAnd they leave the house without packing heat1 H# A% Q9 o: e0 P
Never even bring their guns to the mall
# M/ [$ P! q' S1 MAnd you know what else is too funny?
9 c: g: d" f, Q# h* v* JTheir stupid Monopoly money
- [: `0 D# B' W) _Can't take 'em seriously at all/ B3 b' C' R$ e c5 t
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
- p% f" {% ^! n1 v0 B! l6 A# ZThey treat curling just like it's a real sport
$ E( S. G; N6 ?" k; I# BThey think their silly accent is so cute* F2 h1 t! U" f4 e
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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. S2 K% }9 \! l, |7 P5 z) ZSure, they've got their national healthcare b$ B/ D/ i/ }7 ^9 ^
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
' X/ b: L+ {% [) D, M+ Q. VThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion. n2 h; ~5 c p, r5 m5 r; d
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni9 {/ ~; |2 B& X% Z, W
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni6 H3 B# p4 ?' q9 D3 I7 q
All over Saskatchewan7 a5 Y: M9 s& E. M
9 k4 N- M- d! {Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot3 l& @. `1 @; i$ l
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius! z5 E5 i% c& E' b+ ?0 s% w5 m
See the map, they're hovering right over us. d8 c' Z+ y- z4 E6 F
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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0 I, E! i; V, UAlways hear the same kind of story! ^( @7 ?& [2 H/ ?9 ?* L+ h
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"" _6 q' H3 |2 o: Q1 a7 p
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?( B5 F, F3 n8 P# C) T" d
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
# P, V7 E" Y# B8 kSo quick, before they see it coming$ e+ T1 J- u9 B# I n. [
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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