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Canadian idiot. ~4 m6 V7 b% v5 F. } {
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot" N" S" S1 Q) P) w; V) E o
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
4 j, H1 g. W7 l( Y5 C: BAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?3 d" ~; B% w$ s$ r0 _8 y
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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They all live on donuts and moose meat D; X O8 E/ d; R2 D& ~8 Q
And they leave the house without packing heat
# k) H! @. L3 @Never even bring their guns to the mall1 Z2 V( x- E: e, d. R
And you know what else is too funny?
$ ]! I3 _: ^; |9 yTheir stupid Monopoly money
; _) Y* `. t0 [3 A) G. A# `Can't take 'em seriously at all& ]8 h; n/ ?5 k8 C5 t
/ q; J- k! L! A0 m5 |+ U3 ^0 CWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export+ D/ I9 c5 F2 m1 c2 |0 m
They treat curling just like it's a real sport6 C( }" G& Z, m. ^! I, K
They think their silly accent is so cute+ Z. p* G6 E4 Z9 q/ Y
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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6 }, ~) T- p, d9 H/ l1 r* rSure, they've got their national healthcare# [0 e7 W$ \6 W
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
3 w; I$ t8 R! U! ~+ FThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion
0 D( G0 O( X" _+ {Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
9 b7 r! k& i8 cAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni' m. n& C0 _! |
All over Saskatchewan
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot1 W3 \# F! j4 y7 o& z- t
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius1 p: Q4 u, r/ X2 N* {; _
See the map, they're hovering right over us0 j4 v/ I3 p" L$ R
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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- c7 T: A' l+ b# W( \0 R4 J) MAlways hear the same kind of story4 P8 Z. W B+ a
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"7 ]8 i. X7 e5 }$ o
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
, p, P' h8 j% Z- d$ p5 X0 `( QIt's gotta mean they're all up to something
0 W# K; V: r4 O& B) [So quick, before they see it coming. k% H, p2 n+ b, U& M6 g8 H: f
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