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Canadian idiot K# ?8 E2 V5 f- p6 E) l' a1 M. ~
/ A- |; \+ F+ ~. j5 t1 l rDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot# _( J7 ?+ v3 I& r) Q
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut8 y; g9 _8 r2 S4 [8 d2 v
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?1 p* G. ]1 }! v- O" B- x r
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed% f$ Y! g) Y) V; U# r+ G
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
( ~5 t+ F, d9 A, Q/ F' h+ W! jAnd they leave the house without packing heat5 l, {& F8 X6 [) @0 G2 B$ ]) v
Never even bring their guns to the mall
4 l! o5 V9 a$ x9 n& P& u0 sAnd you know what else is too funny?
5 n( f" `- @7 @8 y/ ^8 L |$ Q2 j( FTheir stupid Monopoly money, P( p* D% J$ V3 V" n, [) y! }0 h
Can't take 'em seriously at all/ R, i. d0 f( X* Q5 M
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export' N+ _; A& f3 Q% I
They treat curling just like it's a real sport. O) {3 f8 m3 M' E% W; @5 q
They think their silly accent is so cute
4 i0 j! h4 S' \/ h7 uCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare+ J0 ^! K. H- x( t/ K
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air& t' [ Z3 M, i2 j
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
" | F1 B/ R: G, y3 XEat their weight in Kraft macaroni! j) v/ B$ _; K
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni4 j! ]6 h4 g7 Z. _* Q
All over Saskatchewan
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, `% r" H0 l6 B% h- g' GDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
" X9 R* j9 V& G2 @: d3 [$ u0 [wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
; h' i l' H& r! L f0 O) SSee the map, they're hovering right over us- L; u5 r8 l8 C" `3 _
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous8 I+ `3 O0 e7 t+ M) e3 y
* H B5 n% [! R3 a6 \" bAlways hear the same kind of story1 N' d% Y9 z' }8 ^) h/ g9 t
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"0 P- P! y/ _ w7 k6 u
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
0 L Z0 [! h ]It's gotta mean they're all up to something/ ?: \! k Z- _! {+ w
So quick, before they see it coming
6 v. ]: F( P( GTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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