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Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
" F+ [. Y- Q$ {! T) O YDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
) H5 m& S& r1 I+ aAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?; a; q9 G! D0 E% ~3 j% I
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed7 O# @7 c, I; f- V. Q
5 P$ ~, e( c; G1 K. ~; bThey all live on donuts and moose meat; G/ M% G: O$ I7 v O
And they leave the house without packing heat) U- H7 p5 m$ m% {0 U6 W2 X
Never even bring their guns to the mall. q4 N- _# Y9 z1 X
And you know what else is too funny?
7 b6 k. t9 _7 w- p' pTheir stupid Monopoly money
8 d0 r5 |! o; ?; t- y, BCan't take 'em seriously at all: {0 l' ?. N" }! t* I8 d; z" _0 A: m4 y
: s6 p' i- i2 N4 fWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export
/ m2 z2 u6 z+ ?% z0 o* h) `They treat curling just like it's a real sport
3 v! L% `8 O7 N1 T. k' T5 ZThey think their silly accent is so cute5 p$ I! Z4 \$ |7 V P
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot/ `% b: m4 b ~: i, G" G. x1 j
; [/ W; \ M1 ]Sure, they've got their national healthcare
3 A* u8 J3 s0 h& w! s0 o- G* W o% ~Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air+ e+ k$ Y `3 ~9 h
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion, @. k% I: t2 N: _) q% P
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
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All over Saskatchewan
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot" z. F. t7 z! \ A; V5 {
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
/ y- m/ F, w; \+ {See the map, they're hovering right over us- x/ a2 l/ L8 t. ?, @ ~
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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Always hear the same kind of story
+ Y% U0 G4 j5 Y. ~3 F% m1 rBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"1 t8 c( ]- }7 R5 ^( U3 [+ r
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
3 N7 v1 m. S! NIt's gotta mean they're all up to something
( Z9 t3 T+ e8 z2 XSo quick, before they see it coming" M4 L. y$ Q5 g. O7 j
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