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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. 1 o$ X* A. I% h3 P3 H6 L
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. 1 ?6 [" i0 R* ]6 f$ a0 ~0 j
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
8 s8 p5 h$ n( UThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' 8 Z) o7 u1 w/ y6 a) W
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The woman said, 'That's okay.'
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" S$ Z6 y2 J, \6 HFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. # ^3 f8 m# ]6 Z9 b! L
9 y" ^, S' B! L% I2 F+ p) @+ ~The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. $ ?( `+ n7 q" h5 [% c' X
5 ~+ Z/ \) n. |5 k, p! I# Y- ^* e1 cThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' , J1 k* K, U' q0 Q2 A& b4 ^7 j
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. + s5 ^" P' m( X6 K4 t
; M5 n( j C7 Y" OThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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/ F3 K1 o" t8 x& \' m: U OThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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# c; j- v( k" U& ZSo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! + T+ c9 W( ]8 `. Z: H
k+ N; @& `3 G! lThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' 8 R- e, z: Q! O# }% e; a
( i! L- ~* D3 ~+ `3 ^0 P5 uMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. : I" W T% n; L/ L
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. - {8 p6 g4 I1 K; X0 F
/ W7 `- ?! W. X" q5 PMale readers : Please scroll down.
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8 J" O+ y8 K ~) n$ Q# eThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife : G: p1 }; M% I% q9 z: U
2 c6 [* r9 J; H: }. x+ x/ xMoral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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