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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
5 J j) r+ y' w7 pShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
2 `# `- P0 U, J2 W: w+ PThe frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' , ]4 m) E. r; K6 V( B# Q
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. 0 `5 f& X: K Y- |8 K' k
3 F4 m6 k' R$ d3 b K7 S6 G; fWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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5 v/ l+ D0 B$ @# i/ m! vThe woman said, 'That's okay.'
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2 e7 J& ?9 m9 w6 B( wFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. & c+ g* x b+ a; ^4 F% i8 Y, [5 _, ]
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. + Y+ K9 [1 Y6 Q( a4 E
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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; N5 L; J a0 f' nSo, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! * y' @. T7 G- W: j
+ I( f5 c( v0 S jFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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* O% o& w" q/ mThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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5 u4 C0 N% _, A# s: F5 |/ s5 RThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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. g* Q5 ~+ `3 f j7 F3 i% DThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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8 l0 g- o& z2 n% n7 j& @: B FMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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6 u) Z" c! R; _) V# GAttention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. & B% D9 {& Z0 s) x
, i. v0 E! ~# H+ z# s5 eMale readers : Please scroll down. : w8 K& G$ c, d2 J1 V4 l3 s( o1 I
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Moral of the story : Women think they're smart. - O' a: m% |, r! t6 L
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, E. i" ^% y6 }8 T5 bLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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, |* v$ y: K/ p4 j. iPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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