Women's Golf

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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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The woman said, 'That's okay.'

; X6 d8 [% A/ J& g; x6 U7 vFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

; b3 q, q2 d$ Z+ k! ?The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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- `7 `3 Q# E0 J! dThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'

1 y3 H- P8 |/ [9 c$ p# f' T  BSo, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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* x; Z; f5 p# M" }# N: X# GFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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- i& w- B- p' L7 SThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'

7 t( D# j3 t# T2 D# s2 p8 y9 A& YThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'

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% ?/ |) \6 L3 l& P! t6 D' b/ CThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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! Z. C  w4 p  ]8 l7 VMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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5 [+ }) f9 E2 q( m, `/ FMale readers : Please scroll down.

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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Moral of the story : Women think they're smart.

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% o9 }, I' j0 c: k, RLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

; q# D; x7 P# V) _3 `9 q  w& qPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

billzhao

women are clever, no doubt.

( J3 n8 L: M' l" }: ~) EVery nice a story. Thanks for sharing.