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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. , Q6 }9 X: R1 Q/ G
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. + w/ `$ N6 b2 h5 N
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
& @$ S' W. A( |The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. 1 [& e$ d$ e0 S6 @! u
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' ; K% z1 T# s( M8 _+ W
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The woman said, 'That's okay.' + U: ]! U* X- e6 z4 i! B
; ^; @! ]$ C! ?9 E3 j, c6 ]: {For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. ( X' M( D6 T' c) A! v
! I3 T5 L; n- g- RThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' ) v, B3 Z6 B" w2 J# k9 M1 v1 T
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So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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. B/ J7 q$ _& qFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. & m+ l/ a/ a) e
" `, |8 O' F$ M$ k) }; E, fThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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) m- |5 `, T, vThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' * `0 o" M% \4 h; j# q6 e
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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A G; c- J+ @* FMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. % T8 W1 }7 x$ A3 N2 Z
0 O9 \* B# F0 q" ^& dAttention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. ^' @% J( g( @1 D: U0 v& L3 R4 h5 e
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; r3 Q) t6 F; y f6 hThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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Moral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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# b# Q9 }% Y* q" @& LPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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