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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
: f5 a$ u, W a; o0 Q% [5 DShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
; w6 r; x1 f3 L V3 g$ z# T4 L1 |2 d1 o! {% cThe frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
6 i. i$ X0 R' [" h0 e' d! G( _& ], gThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. 1 v N# b' V3 a) g0 n) e/ G. h: y
" J( J5 E" ~2 S1 X$ b0 m3 k8 }0 v+ x3 RWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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, D1 {; O# [; N/ ~The woman said, 'That's okay.'
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1 D7 O# V/ y y" T' B# ^$ g* [For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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( V8 M6 N* z8 e2 VThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. # T- S6 j. n9 n8 l" g& a
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' & J! B$ R# N4 _9 l1 B6 a4 x
9 d/ F, ~$ Y) K$ @: [ iSo, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! 3 Q) S( V( b, m; L# F. z
" h: p! U9 R9 }For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. 4 e- W3 b( J9 M! v
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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2 r6 G; k, V# E- hThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! # e6 P, q( v. ]& I# c; B, [
( Y( d$ m) ]' M( m3 T+ j) QThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife . C' A7 f8 r3 q
' v: W' a+ K0 `$ z. u5 VMoral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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8 g, }1 [! \4 r& Q. VLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show + e/ o3 D* z% m* r
' }( V; ~, g, nPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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