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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
! j4 U* J$ n- o" `4 h0 Q- ]4 e+ IShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
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The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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% }1 w1 d. _2 h5 yWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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The woman said, 'That's okay.' 8 u" w7 A) b$ w4 D4 ]$ ]% x
% K) o& P- J0 FFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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7 n" X1 q% O7 `7 S7 VThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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/ `7 A% x' Y* F" y( u3 aThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' 7 @. W& v$ S. ^- K% c' z
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. r2 @& c! n& `/ O' IFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. 3 p! m1 h* Z' a6 g" ?
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' 3 z; J- X. @0 z' N" \3 U( s4 w& G
! @4 H- p8 l$ V4 R0 P$ Y3 bThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' * {/ {3 U9 P- ~, Y3 K [
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: x/ W% z ?; {: hThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' $ m) L" K- A; _" g# M
: l1 `% F+ h4 w' o" b fMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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" w. L+ h+ I4 s# G& D! x" DMale readers : Please scroll down.
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$ ?4 l) Z [# h& IThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife 5 e, L& w5 D+ P. ?, i
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Moral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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" P W, r. j4 |* ]. A6 [: |8 qLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show ) K4 r* d+ p0 L6 H# G
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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