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6 N0 Z) w1 s8 Y+ D9 w. C% T tA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.3 P1 E6 n& P- i. y1 Q8 j
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" H8 O, G, |. N9 yThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
( ^% b+ @2 ]2 C/ s0 Q) elittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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8 Y) s* B. F, R! G7 V) f+ QThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.: j5 k, P7 N/ q" q) n. R, o, P+ t
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.: [* u- Q9 @, @+ b- D
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'% w) o8 f$ m, R, @: E) z+ R0 W5 j; R
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.8 x: H$ Z; J/ _+ a; W
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8 k0 K1 m- K3 \( i2 L/ g'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
. ~% U' v6 y# U4 t( M( y* C; QWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.': _' r. t; s' x$ D" v1 u
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