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: h( Y9 x/ }8 I: J7 O- OA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.- {8 y0 e) u- M- }! ~
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
& X1 {+ e8 V7 c7 hlittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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( F0 R, h3 {- ]# A4 ?5 XWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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+ S" B' U# q. o+ H$ Y& y4 G9 B/ _The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.+ h4 ~/ H( Y# T( K6 c2 ]
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.' r4 ~1 a7 v3 N- W- ^
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2 n3 U5 J; @& z The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.8 L! c, q5 e' R( [: k3 N
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'3 e1 W. S6 a: |5 ]6 m' O
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'5 @9 p" R) h" s0 `! j+ c2 _
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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- Y8 N2 }( k' m9 ?! g'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! # ~1 Y/ F& G7 @8 }1 J
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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