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) a1 w; r* X- g/ [( t) uA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.+ [) ~+ n- U' }" z, Y- v9 L
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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4 `; B, d2 p0 s- G; H! A* o& mThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
' L" q& ]; t) c2 ]6 M* c, uThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.- Q! F+ N+ A* W2 g* ^3 T3 o
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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3 n0 Z' r( l5 R4 U% I. X'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! # Y8 r/ U& U, [# Q' `, s
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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