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$ W2 [) d. u' U; u ^+ K4 WA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.' H6 [$ G+ z7 Q$ h7 m& h
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; |9 j! }3 X8 q1 }7 V2 V mThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a3 _; E4 L% S: V7 l. C# B# Z7 r1 \
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.. k9 F* R! W4 ~0 ~2 U
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! }8 R5 C. H9 D n. uWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.+ u" A6 X$ \" N. U F% ~
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+ U' A9 ~$ p4 i" b RThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
: X" o( b- U3 j1 H7 [& @7 q5 K' H& cThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.6 X; z$ t, j6 J0 j/ F/ h8 J+ z
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
' |$ y2 x7 t+ \! V0 t# zThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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% p0 O j& P8 ]) ]' fThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'. y7 U2 @: A+ k5 h
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.) ?' [* `6 L% S9 q' _+ o% x' X; a
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
' T* A2 V: r# U/ h2 s) [Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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