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5 V5 K: C$ a) t$ yA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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, t' A* e8 W1 e# TThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
7 B- p M0 o) C2 Dlittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.7 C/ b( F: M. g5 q4 ~, h& \6 Y, I
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- M9 x7 T6 B: S2 g6 {" BWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
/ x/ p o* ]6 j( Q" R, F; B/ D* AThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.$ T/ ?' E0 m3 M; ?( g" v
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B! z% a5 e, J( v/ H3 K1 K$ Z The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'./ l3 \- j; m' S- x8 V4 V
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'& r+ [0 A& F( d0 o6 p) M) V0 ?
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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, r, W6 o# V- r E'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.+ i! f5 O0 B' C0 v0 P6 U
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7 j( K+ b& b* G7 I: n! h* y2 f: o'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
4 f0 n" `5 y! ?* c+ ZWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'9 y# |! l, u- K4 ~2 g" }# k$ f C/ o
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