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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.+ L/ f7 t* t( g: G
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! E0 G8 g N% b# m/ Y) oThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
) D L$ L" ^, a! \7 Blittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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2 U7 G) q* i. M7 @( wWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.+ p: L+ {- A1 l
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.: K( m+ h: J/ B' |! z1 J1 G0 ^# w# T
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
! e8 \0 a | n0 R5 @* vThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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4 ^2 _# d3 A6 h! j! O- J+ pThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'" F$ r% I0 J- E! A2 b/ j( e4 F
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
* B# l+ l) D8 w) w3 o EWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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