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, l2 a" x- S% |7 WA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days." l; C" K$ d! W. G, t) {
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a- a# T7 t7 w$ e6 M) {
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.7 S+ m3 L. S; h
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0 t; X/ ?3 u% I" EWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.+ `3 e" F( Y; @: N/ {
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
1 ]" O* u6 J9 k- OThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'8 J5 A# {) j g1 _( ]* N# W
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.0 P) [4 P9 e- T$ J
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
9 ?4 K# m4 L# u" I( v' qWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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